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Website Sells Pubic Lice
A British website called crabrevenge.com will help you prove that there is literally nothing you can't find online by selling you pubic lice. A disclaimer on the site says the creators "do not endorse giving people lice," and the lice are for "novelty purposes only." The company also boasts about a facility "where we do all of our parasite husbandry and carefully considered selective breeding." Three different packages are available: "Green package - One colony that can lay as many as 30 eggs for about $20. Blue package - Three colonies to share with your friends or freeze a batch or two for about $35. Red package - A vial of 'shampoo-resistant F-strain crabs' which can take up to two weeks to kill for about $52."
Everyone i know shaves so I don't see how effective this would be.
Sorry, I'm new here, but is this story considered "news for nerds" or "stuff that matters"?
and, in Soviet Russia, do pubic lice sell websites?
I'm not the pope, but I'm going to have to put "intentionally giving people crabs" in the unethical column.
But fun and rewarding? Totally different column.
Mod me down, my New Earth Global Warmingist friends!
I'll stick to the old way of getting crabs.
Hookers.
That's just wrong on so many levels. I can see kids buying these and then using them to pick on other school kids they don't like. Such as putting them in some kid's underwear when he/she is showering after the gym class.
-1 questionable segue into children's locker room
0 = 1 + e^(Alt something)
in Soviet Russia, do pubic lice sell websites?
They tried that, but found that the market just wasn't very profitable. Then they moved on to selling bulk emailing services, and found that it made a lot more money.
It's not like there aren't much bigger and popular Web sites peddling much more harmful and destructive products.
Nonaggression works!
Agreed: It's a lousy story.
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
damn parasites!
"In America, first you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women..." -H. Simpson
I really didn't understand that they were checking for PUBIC lice.
It's how they make sure the kids are presentable for their class pictures.
http://publicvoidlife.blogspot.com
Remember, you can always fight back in creative ways. I've heard chicken flied lice tastes good.
SOLD - in Europe only Danish teenagers shave!
"Thank you SO much you saved my marridge! My wife broke it off with her new lover because she thought he gave her crabs, wish I had found this site sooner!"
Ryan - Hamilton
Wow...just.... wow..
Only in Lower Marion School District
Shave on one side. Douse the other side with lighter fluid. Light the fluid and stab the crabs with a tooth pick when they run to the other side.
I've heard chicken flied lice tastes good
It's fried rice you plick!
Irony? Yea, it's like goldy and bronzy, only it's made of iron!
I'm tellin' ya, this country it going to hell in a handbasket. Buying crabs? Sheesh. In my day we got our crabs for free at a Grateful Dead show.
Now, get off my lawn.
This ain't rocket surgery.
Holy shit! You mean, that wasn't a "to do" list?
Similar to the upcoming US election results
So is the prohibition on divorce, pre-martial sex and birth control...
Well, that sure explains why the Crusades were all the rage back when Popes ruled the world...
Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens
. . . as a pubic service?
(I needed to burn off some karma.)
"Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell
He was itching to say it.
Will they be released eventually under the General Pubic License?