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Call In the Military To Blast Rogue Satellite?

coondoggie submitted a follow-up to the tale of the wandering satellite that might collide with other stuff in orbit. He asks "Will the military need to be called in to blow up the rogue Intelsat satellite meandering through Earth's orbit? Or maybe a NASA Space Shuttle could swing by and grab it? You may recall that in 2008, rather than risk that a large piece of a failing spy satellite would fall on populated areas, the government blasted it out of the sky. The physics of such a shot were complicated and the Navy had a less than 10-second window to hit the satellite as it passed over its ships in the Pacific Ocean. But it worked. Now word comes that a five-year-old Intelsat TV satellite is meandering in orbit and attempts to control it have proven futile. At issue now is that the satellite could smash into other satellites or ramble into other satellite orbits and abscond with their signals."

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  1. U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, I guess now at least we know what the launch of that secretive X-37B Air Force shuttle was for. So we should be safe, assuming that a PS3 update doesn't screw up its aiming system.

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    1. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by nospam007 · · Score: 4, Funny

      The satellite is Luxembourg-owned, which has an army of 600 soldiers, 2 cannons and no plane, so I don't see that happening.

    2. Re:U.S. Air Force to the rescue! by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Did I mention that the U.S. has the unwavering support of the Canadian mounties? Yeah, not talking so tough *now* are you, Luxembourg?

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  2. Satellite Hunting License . . . by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 4, Funny

    With "privatize the space industry" all in vogue these days, the government should issue Satellite Hunting Licenses to private companies, with $$$ prizes for taking it out.

    Let the private sector nail that varmint!

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  3. Lasers? by oodaloop · · Score: 4, Funny

    What if everyone on earth pointed their laser pointers at it at the same time? It would have at least as good a chance as sending the space shuttle.

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  4. Re:#3: would cause huge amount of debris by jd · · Score: 4, Funny

    If this stops satellite TV stations from polluting the skies with gameshows and comedies, I'm all in favour of blowing the satellite up in the way that causes the worst debris field possible.

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  5. Re:They can't by glwtta · · Score: 4, Funny

    The F-15 launched ASM-135 ASAT - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ASM-135_ASAT [wikipedia.org] - could go up to 350 miles.

    Galaxy 15 is at 22,230 miles


    So that just means you need 64 of them, right?

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