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Wikipedia Is Not Amused By Entry For xkcd-Coined Word

ObsessiveMathsFreak writes "Today's xkcd comic introduced an unusual word — malamanteau — by giving its supposed definition on Wikipedia. The only trouble is that the word (as well as its supposed wiki page) did not in fact exist. Naturally, much ado ensued at the supposed wiki page, which was swiftly created in response to the comic. This article has more on how the comic and the confusion it caused have put the Net in a tizzy. It turns out that a malamanteau is a portmanteau of portmanteau and malapropism, but also a malapropism of portmanteau. All this puts Wikipedia in the confusing position of not allowing a page for an undefined word whose meaning is defined via the Wikipedia page for that word — and now I have to lie down for a moment."

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  1. Simple Solution by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

    Add it to the list in the xkcd article under Inspired Activities and redirect the malamanteau page to that subsection and be done with it. And now for some humor directed back at Munroe:

    *puts blanket over his head and grabs a webcam* How fucking dare anyone out there make fun of Wikipedia after all it has been through! It lost its father, it went through a fundraiser. It had two fuckin libel suits filed against it. Larry Sanger turned out to be a user, a liar, and now he's accusing it of hosting childporn. All you people care about is ... xkcd readers and making money off of it. IT'S A WEBSITE! Wahhhh. Ooooh. What you don’t realize is that Wikipedia is making you all this money and all you do is draw a bunch of crappy web comics about it. It hasn’t been featured in the news in years. Its slogan is “the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit” for a reason because all you people want is to EDIT! EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT! LEAVE IT ALONE! You are lucky it even is hosted for you BASTARDS! LEAVE WIKIPEDIA ALONE! Please. Randall Munroe talked about a fancy neologism and said if Wikipedia was a professional it wouldn't delete malamanteau no matter what. Speaking of professionalism, when is it professional to publicly bash something that is going through a hard time? Leave Wikipedia Alone Please ... Leave Wikipedia.org alone! ... right now! ... I mean it! Anyone that has a problem with Wikipedia you deal with me, because it is not well right now.

    LEAVE IT ALONE!

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    1. Re:Simple Solution by biryokumaru · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ya, me neither. I just get on 4chan if I need to look stuff up these days. Much more reliable.

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    2. Re:Simple Solution by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Funny

      LEAVE IT ALONE!

      Left to its own devices, Wikipedia would degenerate under the rule of deletionists until finally only one page--Wikipedia--remained on the site. This would then be nominated for deletion.

      Actually, that sounds like a rather good outcome. Perhaps you're on to something.

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    3. Re:Simple Solution by Hurricane78 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Hey, I still think Encyclopedia Dramatica and Uncyclopedia are more useful for non-political-correct things, than Wikipedia and its false moral rules ever can be.

      Face it: Wikipedia is a monarchy. What does not please the gods, does not get in. And this is why it’s fundamentally flawed: It’s centralized. I mean the one who thought that up must have never looked back at history. Ever.
      It needs to peer-to-peer. It needs to be built upon a trust network. Or it will never surpass what is essentially a dictatorship over mindsets and ideas.

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    4. Re:Simple Solution by urbanYeti · · Score: 4, Funny

      No reason to do anything - it's entered our language now. End of story. It's in Wikipedia, so it's a perfectly cromulent word.

    5. Re:Simple Solution by MikeFM · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Way back when the Net was new to most people I'd do this to teachers. Simply make up words, add them to a couple online dictionaries, and sprinkle them around the web. Then i could include nonsense words in papers and when teachers called me on it I'd challenge them to go look it up. Lots of fun and soon I was credited with having an excellent vocabulary.

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    6. Re:Simple Solution by Peach+Rings · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Wikipedia is a successful project. You can read mostly well-written summaries of nearly every single area of human knowledge, and for the most part it's accurate and accessible with nice diagrams etc.

      I'm also tempted by that decentralized approach, but when I think about it I know that I wouldn't want to deal with ridiculous one-off articles like malamanteau just because people are having fun dicking around. The internet should be free and decentralized, and Wikipedia's policies are arbitrary and stupid, but sometimes you just want something that works! A coherent high-quality project can't succeed with waves of Internet anarchy pounding at its foundations. If you want a project where only experts and trusted people can edit, then go buy the Encyclopedia Britannica. If you want a project that anybody can edit then you have to deal with people.

    7. Re:Simple Solution by jeremyp · · Score: 5, Funny

      what an original idea. Let me offer you my most sincere contrafibularities.

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    8. Re:Simple Solution by DavidTC · · Score: 4, Informative

      The problem I have with Wikipedia is that it refuses to create strict rules and follow them. It has stupid 'Notability' nonsense instead where it's just totally arbitrary.

      For example, I'd be entirely okay with the idea that fictional things do not belong on Wikipedia, period. No fictional characters, no fictional places, nothing.

      But that's not the rule. You can find, for example, 'Sunnydale California' on it, the setting of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

      But I'm sure there are plenty of TV shows that don't have their setting on there, and if you tried to put them on there, you'd be removed for notability reasons. Why one fictional place is more notable than the other, I don't know.

      The problem with Wikipedia is that the rules are totally arbitrary about what is and isn't on there. And enforced in a completely random manner.

      Of course, this wouldn't be a problem if they weren't operating with a single namespace. But they are.

      ...yes, I know about wikia.

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    9. Re:Simple Solution by Thinboy00 · · Score: 5, Informative

      The problem I have with Wikipedia is that it refuses to create strict rules and follow them. It has stupid 'Notability' nonsense instead where it's just totally arbitrary.

      Do you know how many pages of rules (and whatnot) there are on notability?

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    10. Re:Simple Solution by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Comprehension is not your strong point, is it? He said "is that it refuses to create strict rules and follow them". No-one said anything about an absence of rules. Indeed, there are legions of people whose sole contributions to Wikipedia are in the WP: namespace, rule-writing and wiki-lawyering...

  2. Best. Joke. Ever. by CAIMLAS · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is the best example of why XKCD is an awesome web comic - a modern "funny" - I've seen in some time. In fact, I'd argue the societal commentary is often better - more cutting and intelligent - than you'll find most anywhere else (WSJ included). It's not always just "geeky" stuff, though Little Johny Normalization is a great example in that department, too.

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    1. Re:Best. Joke. Ever. by bertoelcon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Posted AC because xkcd has 10^3 kg of fanboys.

      1000 kg is only a dozen people though.

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    2. Re:Best. Joke. Ever. by abigor · · Score: 5, Funny

      Posted AC because xkcd has 10^3 kg of fanboys.

      So that's like what, eight or nine Slashdotters.

    3. Re:Best. Joke. Ever. by Tetsujin · · Score: 5, Informative

      Posted AC because xkcd has 10^3 kg of fanboys.

      So that's like what, eight or nine Slashdotters.

      Or your mom.

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    4. Re:Best. Joke. Ever. by PitaBred · · Score: 4, Funny

      So you're saying you liked XKCD before it got popular, but now that it's popular it sucks? Lemme guess... you like indie bands, too?

  3. Re:If by today's you mean yesterday's... by 2obvious4u · · Score: 5, Interesting
    From the TFA - This is what I was looking for yesterday when I checked the wikipage:

    Malapropism means to use a word in place of another word that makes the same sound, but doesn’t deliver an appropriate meaning, for example, odorous for odious, comprehended for apprehended and auspicious for suspicious and benefactors for malefactors. All these are Malapropos of each other. Now the second word portmanteau means to merge two words with each other in such a way that the sounds of the two words become merged as well as their meanings. In this case malamanteau is a portmanteau of portmanteau and Malapropism, whereas malamanteau is also a Malapropos of portmanteau. The meaning of the new word is still to be created properly.

  4. The most scary part is the number of googleresults by TheSunborn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I still think that the most scary(And interesting) part is that google now have 152,000 hits for the word. So a: Google is fast at picking up new words. It really generated a lot of interest and there are quite some spammers with some effective automatic page generation systems.

  5. Real Power by thepike · · Score: 5, Funny

    And people say kids these days put too much stock in wikipedia. Come on, they won't even let an undefined word be added even after it clearly becomes defined by xkcd.

    Now the power to change google search results, make new words, and cause spontaneous gatherings at random locations. That's power that only stick figures can be trusted with.

  6. Re:Love at first read. by 0racle · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is also why Wikipedia should never be considered a good source of information. It's like two birds with one stone, a biavianlith if you will.

    And now I need to go to go make a wiki page on biavianliths.

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  7. NOT BBC NEWS! by molo · · Score: 5, Informative

    The link in TFA: http://www.bbcnewsamerica.com/malamanteau-wikipedia.html

    This site does not appear to be related to BBC News, it is actually registered to a guy in Pakistan:


    Domain Name: BBCNEWSAMERICA.COM

    Registrant:
            Digghost.net
            Shahbaz Ali (info@digghost.net)
            DHA Lahore
            Lahore
            Punjab,54000
            PK
            Tel. +092.3218830642

    Creation Date: 16-Feb-2010

    For reference, BBC World News America has this website:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/programmes/world_news_america/default.stm

    -molo

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    1. Re:NOT BBC NEWS! by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Informative

      Unfortunately, I only realised this mistake after I posted the submission. This particular story has in fact been copied around an endless list of such spam sites, but I was totally unable to find the original source, so I couldn't make a proper submission update in time. It'd probably be best if the link was taken out of the story altogether as the site linked to is essentially plagarising whoever initially wrote it.

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  8. Re:If by today's you mean yesterday's... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    That's a very hirsute observation.

  9. this is not new by pilgrim23 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There is a possibly apocryphal tale of two gentlemen in England int he 18th century who made a bet that in 48 hours a new word could be entered into the English Language. One found every ragged street urchin in London, handed him some chalk and showed him how to write "quiz". Soon Graffiti adorned every wall and park bench and by the next day it was on every lip.

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    1. Re:this is not new by soliptic · · Score: 4, Funny

      Here you go.

      Protip: this was the first result of googling "etymology quiz", which is actually 3 fewer characters to type than "[citation needed]".

  10. The problem... by KingSkippus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem isn't really with xkcd. The problem is that there are tens of thousands of idiots out there who think they're as funny as xkcd. If the Wikipedia administrators only had to deal with the once-in-a-blue-moon comic vandalism by Randall Munroe or Stephen Colbert, this would be a non-issue. Unfortunately, when these idiots take it upon themselves to try to convince their buddies that they are as funny as the people who really are funny, it makes life awful difficult for people trying to maintain a useful site.

    I'm GLAD they take themselves seriously. If we didn't have folks working on behalf of Wikipedia that did, looking up information on anything would be precisely as useful and informative as looking up information on malamanteau.

    1. Re:The problem... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No one is saying its XKCD's fault. I think just about everyone on slashdot would agree that since XKCD has poked fun at Wikipedia time and time and time and time and time again, that the comic has a reputation for this kind of thing and shouldn't catch anyone off guard.

      The only thing that should have been unexpected was people flooding to Wikipedia to look it up, (in which case, Randall would have expected it surely, but not Wikipedia). Its not like it crashed the servers, people just got ridiculous about what it should say, and as such, the fault lies on those stupid individuals.

      Had I coined a new word on Urban Dictionary, and it caught on, and people flooded Wikipedia as well to look it up, would I be blamed? I sure hope not.

  11. screw wikipedia by bsDaemon · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So, I use Wikipedia on a daily basis for quick reference and as a jumping point to the sources. However, as a community/culture, I think its really just sort of gotten out of hand. Arguing for pages and pages about something which is really sort of inconsequential? Who do they think they are, Slashdot? (but seriously...). I first realized a few years ago that there was no point in trying to actually participate when I watched a revision war/flame fest between some random Swedish guy and an exchange student friend of mine who was from Georgia (the country), over stuff in the Georgia article. J. Random Swede decided that being born in a country, growing up there, and having had 20+ years of first-hand experience wasn't good enough to contribue some relatively minor points to the article, iirc. It turned into quite the little bru-ha-ha between Soso (my friend) and that guy, who wasn't exactly a Slavic languages and culture scholar himself, either. There is some value in wikipedia, but not enough to justify a bunch of bored, pissed-off nerds thumping around like some stiff-collar Britannica editors at the East India Club.

  12. Re:If by today's you mean yesterday's... by SpeedyDX · · Score: 4, Informative

    Some readers at the XKCD forums pointed out that the term may have originated from this MetaFilter thread back in 2007:

    [blockquote]It's not spoonerism. More like a portmanteau combined with a malapropism. So I'd go with malamanteau or a portmanpropism.
    posted by ludwig_van at 3:31 PM on July 17, 2007[/blockquote]

  13. Re:LOL by Mister+Whirly · · Score: 5, Funny

    I say this because every person I know that uses wikipedia as a reference is in fact an idiot.

    [Citation Needed]

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  14. Re:LOL by Darkness404 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...And does it matter? You know, disk space and bandwidth is cheap. It would cost what? $.0001 to create an article about this? And the flamewars going on about it are costing more bandwidth and disk space than the article itself would have.

    Honestly, Wikipedia editors are the worst, they take what should be an encyclopedia filled with -everything- and try to narrow it down to fit what they want.

    Does Wikipedia -lose- anything if it accepts an article that is a word coined by xkcd? Of course not.

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  15. Re:It exhibits no creativity. by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Informative

    xkcd exhibits no creativity.

    http://xkcd.com/195/
    http://xkcd.com/249/
    http://xkcd.com/426/
    http://xkcd.com/681/

    These seem reasonably original.

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  16. We Are Now At XKCD DEFCON 4 by jalefkowit · · Score: 5, Funny

    The XKCD threat has officially been upgraded from "Unfunny But Harmless" to "Somewhat Annoying".

    Luckily for them, the Internet doesn't scramble its bombers until DEFCON 2 ("Almost As Problematic As 4chan").

  17. Re:wikipedians, take a chill pill by JustinOpinion · · Score: 4, Insightful

    every kid in the world knows that it's a lot funnier to poke the bitchy guy, and everyone knows the best thing to counter is to just ignore.

    Well you can either ignore people by giving them what they've whining to get... or you can ignore them by sticking to your principles and not budging.

    Wikipedia is supposed to be a collection of solid, sourced information. It's not supposed to be "a source of solid, sourced information... except when it's funny not to be!"

    So Wikipedia is trying to stick to their principles and not let an entry degenerate into something funny but ultimately confusing. The only proper way to actually maintain the entry is to explain the origin and popularization of the word (specifically, that it is a word mentioned in an xkcd comic). Their current solution, a redirect to the entry on xkcd, seems reasonable until the term gains further notability and there's something to actually write about in the entry.

    now, wikipedians, chill out. IIRC, there's an entry on the wikipedia's rules saying that you can throw away all the rules if appropriate.

    The problem with the "chill out" argument is that the perpetrator of every joke-edit and piece of vandalism would like Wikipedia to "chill out"--but to allow all those joke entries to accumulate would seriously harm the quality and credibility of Wikipedia as a whole. Why does your joke-edit warrant the "throw away the rules" exception but all the other joke-edits do not? The fair and proper solution is to not allow joke-content, and to stick to Wikipedia's principles.

    So, really, I think it is the joke purveyors (well-meaning vandals?) who should chill out, and accept that the jokes they are interested in do not warrant the "throw away the rules" exception.

  18. Correct response by Enderandrew · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The correct response is "Good one. That was very funny! We are a project that lives and dies on the contributions of our users. You just demonstrated how quickly people on the internet can be motivated and organized to a single goal. We're hoping some of that energy can be directed towards making Wikipedia a better place. Thanks. -- The Management"

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  19. You people have no patience! by Tetsujin · · Score: 5, Insightful

    TL;DR

    Oh, come on, it wasn't that long. I'm sick of people being so short in their attention span that they have to complain about any piece of text not short enough for Twitter.

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    1. Re:You people have no patience! by Digital+Vomit · · Score: 5, Funny

      When boobies are a mouse-click away, you gotta make your point quickly.

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    2. Re:You people have no patience! by PhunkySchtuff · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm sorry, I lost you at

      Oh, come on, it wasn't that long. I'm sick of people being so short in their attention span that they have to complain about any piece of te

    3. Re:You people have no patience! by chudnall · · Score: 5, Funny

      So.... Can you sum that up in a couple of sentences for me?

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  20. It's the 21st century all right. by professorguy · · Score: 4, Interesting
    That this discussion is even possible shows how far into the future we've traveled:

    An internet forum is debating the proper formalism for creating neologisms on a user-edited encyclopedia.

    Would I even be able to give my grandmother the slightest glimmer of what this is about?

  21. Re:It exhibits no creativity. by squidfood · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The Far Side is, as well. Dilbert is somewhere in between them and xkcd, where it makes references to other funny material, but does have significant originality and creativity. Then there's xkcd, which is unoriginal,

    My test is this. I work in a scientific establishment - not a super-geeky-web type place but an "old established science" type place. Over the last 2-5 years, "xkcd's on the door" have largely replaced the yellowing Far Sides... maybe about 1/4 of the doors around here are thus infected independent of each other.

    On my own door is this and let me tell you I get more people just stopping to say how funny that is -old guys nearing retirement shaking with laughter and saying "how true" - than with any cartoon I've had up over the years.

  22. Re:LOL by Twinbee · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have you seen those pages vandalized with dozens of [citation please]? [citation needed] Too often it's a result of an asshole or douchebag putting the numerous [citation please] tags, just because he (usually a he [citation needed]) either refuses to use his brains properly [citation needed], or has some personal vendetta against the contributor [citation needed]. Because the asshole could easily have used: "This section may contain original research or unverified claims.". [citation needed]

    There, fixed that for you.

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