Politically Correct Zoology

flynny51 writes "Dr. Dylan Evans of the School of Medicine, University College, Cork, Ireland, has had a two-year period of intensive monitoring and counseling imposed upon him and as a result his application for tenure is likely to be denied. His offense — sharing an article from a peer-reviewed journal on fellatio in fruit bats."

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Censure of science

[The Hatchet]

I posted this on facebook. I think it says it all:

They went by the names Stan and Can. At first they were friends, respecting each other. But after a while, Stan started hooking up with this girl. Can Hated that Stan was getting something done, so he walked up to Stan and punched him in the face repeatedly. Stan is a huge guy, and nows a lot about pretty much everything, and refused to hit back. Can just kept on wailing on Stan until Stan is bloody and bruised. The people in the bar generally rooted Can on, even though he was 6 times the size of Stan. In reality, Can didn't know the slightest damn thing about Stan, but beat him up anyways, like some kind of middle school bully. As Can beat Stan, he got a crazed look in his eye and kept beating him harder when asked why he was doing it, and almost to death when asked to stop. Then Stan dies, and Can kills everyone, and lights the bar on fire.

By the way, replace Stan for S-man For Science-man, and C for C-man for Christianity-man, and bar for the United States. So far it is accurate, but Stan is not dead yet. Maybe Stan should grow some balls and punch Can right in the fucking nuts. Hell yea. I said it.