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Wikileaks Founder Julian Assange Has Passport Confiscated

Taco Cowboy writes "The Australian founder of the whistleblower website Wikileaks had his passport confiscated by police when he arrived in Melbourne last week. While Assange has made himself particularly unpopular with the US military by publishing video of attacks on civilians in Iraq, he's been something of a thorn in the side for the Australian government too. Last year, Wikileaks published a list of websites which were to be banned under the government's proposed Internet filter. While the aim of the filter is to block extreme pornography and the like, the blacklist included a number of more prosaic sites such as those of a travel company and a dentist.

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  1. This is Julian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I've got just a few seconds to put this message here. I'm imprisoned and they won't let me keep my hair looking super cool!

    1. Re:This is Julian by alex67500 · · Score: 2, Funny

      King Julian? From Madagascar?

  2. For a Whole Fifteen Minutes by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

    While it was returned 15 minutes later

    Man, they are brutal down in Melbourne. And from the original article linked at TG Daily:

    The Age has been told that Assange's passport is classified "normal" on the immigration database, meaning the Wikileaks director can travel freely on it.

    They really know how to shake people up and intimidate you. Sounds almost as bad as my trip through United States customs coming back from vacation. They abducted me for three hours as I was forced to stand in line awaiting inspection and approval. They called it standard processing but I tell you what--it was more of a death march.

    Australia would have to be insane to do something like that to Assange. He would trot that out in front of the media for weeks if that was what happened. What a claim to legitimacy. And for that reason I'm guessing this is likely a natural passport process turned into a PR stunt.

    Assange mentioned it in an SBS Dateline interview.

    So basically Australia said, "We need to renew your overly used passport and the authorities are looking into how you got a hold of a blacklist from our government." <sarcasm>The poor man! When will the persecution stop?! The only way you can only mitigate his suffering by making a tiny donation to Wikileaks.org.</sarcasm>

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    1. Re:For a Whole Fifteen Minutes by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, Ghandi said it best: first they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they point out that your passport has expired, then they ignore you again.

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    2. Re:For a Whole Fifteen Minutes by Thanshin · · Score: 4, Funny

      First they ignore you
      Then laugh at you
      Then hate you
      Then they fight you
      Then you win - you are here

      Then you do a FATALITY!
      Then the next challenger laughs at you.

    3. Re:For a Whole Fifteen Minutes by E+IS+mC(Square) · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's "Gandhi".

    4. Re:For a Whole Fifteen Minutes by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Funny

      They abducted me for three hours as I was forced to stand in line awaiting inspection and approval.

      Pshaw. Here in the US, things are so bad that if you commit a felony, and are convicted, you are not allowed to own and carry an automatic weapon. I don't see nothing in the Second Amendment that says I shouldn't be able to protect myself and my family with the firearm of my choice just because of a little armed robbery.

      I mean, "First they came for the felons, then they came for the domestic terrorists trying to kill policemen at a funeral, then they came for me".

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    5. Re:For a Whole Fifteen Minutes by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 2, Funny

      I accidentally put my last passport through the wash (in Canada you need to get a new passport every five years, they don't renew them). When I was crossing the boarder at the Peace Arch (on Canada's Highway 99, US I-5) south of Vancouver the U.S. border guard raised his eyebrow and asked me what happened to it. I told him. He scanned it and the electronic encoding stored in the passport still worked (older style embedded magnetic strip). He passed it back and told me to dryclean it next time.

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    6. Re:For a Whole Fifteen Minutes by V!NCENT · · Score: 1, Funny

      Keep trying to be funny. Please do it. I am laughing my ass off... Continue!

      Seriously now... Do you think I am trying to trick you with reversed phycology? I don't. Have I ever lied to you? I mean... in this thread?

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    7. Re:For a Whole Fifteen Minutes by nedlohs · · Score: 3, Funny

      You found a US immigration agent with a sense of humor?

      You truly have great talent.

    8. Re:For a Whole Fifteen Minutes by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, the last one I met at the border insisted to talk to us in (near-perfect) french...

    9. Re:For a Whole Fifteen Minutes by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's "Gandhi".

      OK, First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they correct your spelling.

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    10. Re:For a Whole Fifteen Minutes by commodore64_love · · Score: 4, Funny

      >>>British Commonweal.

      Is this the Middle English speeling? Well let me call in me wyf. She war an Anglish taughter.

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    11. Re:For a Whole Fifteen Minutes by j-beda · · Score: 3, Funny

      "I didn't look like a smuggler so obviously I wasn't one." Christ.

      That must be in one of the early drafts of the bible, it doesn't seem to be in the released version.

    12. Re:For a Whole Fifteen Minutes by captainClassLoader · · Score: 3, Funny

      Boy, you must look a lot like me. When he asked me that question about the Beavers, I responded: "The lurid angel only flies at dusk", and so got the briefcase I needed for the rest of the mission. Fortunately, (for you and the security of the free world) you didn't know the correct passphrase.

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    13. Re:For a Whole Fifteen Minutes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      >>>British Commonweal.

      Is this the Middle English speeling? Well let me call in me wyf. She war an Anglish taughter.

      Come now, let's keep our Cockneys to ourselves. There's a good chap.

  3. Obligatory Seinfeld reference by antifoidulus · · Score: 3, Funny

    Maybe the dentist ran a swinger dental office like Tim Watley.

  4. ah, WikiDONATEleaWENEED$600kks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    It rivals ED in its WE WILL HAVE TO SHUT DOWN IF YOU DON'T DONATE ability to remind you just how valuable their service is and WHY HAVEN'T YOU GIVEN ANY MONEY YET? just what an insanely high amount of money they claim they need to host a few third party files. Yet their site still manages to be down most of the PEOPLE ARE BEING TORTURED GIVE US MONEY time.

  5. Re:Assassinated by Yamata+no+Orochi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Did anyone else see "Wikileaks founder Assassinated" before taking a second look?

    No, most of us can read.

  6. Re:Absolute power by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Bear power corrupts barely

  7. Re:say goodnight by Thanshin · · Score: 2, Funny

    the powers that be eventually will either pull the plug or filter the internet, making the ability to express ideas, opinions and communications among the common folk more difficult.

    And then we'll go back to a feudal monarchy. And then a slave empire. And then we'll go back to the caves.

    I think your CIV was one of the flawed copies that played in reverse. Didn't you find it strange that you were the only one starting in Alpha Centauri?

  8. Weekly World Slashdot by autophile · · Score: 4, Funny

    Next on Slashdot... BatBoy sighted on ChatRoulette, and Cmdr Taco has love child by alien visitor.

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  9. Re:A bit too much sensationalism even for Slashdot by Thanshin · · Score: 4, Funny

    BROWN LEAVES HOTEL.

    The bird is on the tree. I repeat. THE BIRD IS ON THE TREE.

  10. Re:Absolute power by hamburger+lady · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mains power corrupts, mainly.

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  11. Re:Assassinated by Lunatrik · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, most of us can read.

    Citation Needed!

  12. Re:Absolute power by JustOK · · Score: 5, Funny

    AC power corrupts, then it doesn't then it does then it doesn't...

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  13. Re:Assassinated by Diamon · · Score: 3, Funny
  14. Re:Wikileaks != Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    No but that fifth letter seals the deal

  15. Guessing you use an ATM machine by fishexe · · Score: 1, Funny

    The TFA also includes a massive non-sequitur...

    You realize you just said "The The Fucking Article," right?

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