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Gulf Oil Spill Nearing Loop Current

An anonymous reader writes "Per The Weather Channel's tropical expert Dr. Richard Knabb, 'based on satellite images, model simulations, and on-site research vessel reports, I think it is reasonable to conclude that the oil slick at the surface is very near or partially in the Loop Current. The Loop Current is responsible in the first place for extending that stream of oil off to the southeast in satellite imagery. With its proximity to the northern edge of the Loop Current it may be only a matter of weeks or even days before the ocean surface oil is transported toward the Florida Keys and southeast Florida.'" Other experts are a little more cautious: "We know the oil has not entered the Loop Current," Coast Guard Rear Admiral Mary Landry said at a news conference Monday afternoon. "A leading edge sheen is getting close to it, but it has not entered the Loop Current. The larger volume of oil is several miles from the Loop Current."

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  1. Well that's just... by the_one_wesp · · Score: 1

    slick!

  2. Oil at Key West already. by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 4, Informative

    I think this story is a little old now, oil is already at Key West.

    Coast Guard: Tar Balls Found Off Key West, Fla.

    POSTED: Monday, May 17, 2010
    UPDATED: 11:26 pm EDT May 17, 2010

    KEY WEST, Fla. -- The U.S. Coast Guard says 20 tar balls have been found off Key West, Fla., but the agency stopped short of saying whether they came from a massive oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

    Some 5 million gallons of crude has spewed into the Gulf and tar balls have been washing ashore in several states along the coast.

    Scientists are worried that oil is getting caught in a major ocean current that could carry it through the Florida Keys and up the East Coast.

    The Coast Guard says the Florida Park Service found the tar balls on Monday during a shoreline survey. The balls were 3-to-8 inches in diameter.

    Coast Guard Lt. Anna K. Dixon said no one at the station in Key West was qualified to determine where the tar balls originated. They have been sent to a lab for analysis.

    Copyright 2010 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

    1. Re:Oil at Key West already. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I think this story is a little old now

      This. We real Linux geeks have been using tarballs since the 70s and BP comes along does it on a massive and claims it as something new. I'm sure they've even gone out and gotten patents on it (just because you add "in the water" doesn't make it patentable, goddammit!). I bet M$ put them up to it, the bastards.

    2. Re:Oil at Key West already. by solevita · · Score: 1

      the agency stopped short of saying whether they came from a massive oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico.

      I guess that's the important thing, in your own quoted text, that you forgot to take into account.

    3. Re:Oil at Key West already. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Funny

      On the plus side, with recent advances in DNA computing, we should just be able to introduce bzip2-capable e. coli into the environment, which will shrink the tarballs to a more manageable size in no time...

    4. Re:Oil at Key West already. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, those tar balls are just grease hispanic illegal aliens trying to get ashore in Florida.
      You betcha we gonna burn those Hispanic motherfuckers back to Mexico! Drill, baby, Drill...

    5. Re:Oil at Key West already. by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      20 tar balls oh my God.

      How are a few dozen tar balls on a beach an ecological disaster? It sounds more like a summer job opportunity for local teenagers - the local city council offers $10 per pound of tar ball collected at the beach.

      How do they know that these tar balls even originated from the BP spill? There is a lot of natural leakage of oil into the Gulf (estimates are around 2000 barrels per day, every day year in year out since the formation of the Gulf millions of years ago), and this isn't exactly the first oil spill in the Gulf. Given the location and currents I'd guess it is pretty likely that they are NOT from the BP oil spill.

       

    6. Re:Oil at Key West already. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Maybe if they untar them they'll get a hint as to what caused them.

      tar -xvf floridabeach.tar

      They might find a README.TXT or a LICENSE.TXT that will explain what it's all about.

      As this is a computer site, I think I have the correct meaning of 'tar' here.

    7. Re:Oil at Key West already. by SethJohnson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It sounds more like a summer job opportunity for local teenagers - the local city council offers $10 per pound of tar ball collected at the beach.

      How quaint. The deadly disaster has suddenly been spun into a summer employment opportunity for Archie and his chums. Oh wait. They don't know how to scuba dive, so their tar collection will be limited to walking along the shore. Tar down in the coral and elsewhere along the ocean floor will go uncollected.

      Oh, and since this imaginative $10/lb. bounty program only rewards participants based on tar collected, the incentive is to go after the low-hanging fruit of big globs and ignore the smaller pieces. Instead of a thorough cleaning of the beaches, the program will result in a half-assed combing. No, to pay people to clean beaches of tar, you need to train them, supervise them, and pay them hourly. Volunteers work well, too.

      Seth

    8. Re:Oil at Key West already. by commodore64_love · · Score: 1

      >>>Tar Balls Found

      (throws them into fireplace). Ahhhh. Free heat.

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    9. Re:Oil at Key West already. by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Sheesh. Once the big globs are gone raise the rate to $100 a pound. This will get the scuba guys looking offshore too.

      It really isn't that hard.

    10. Re:Oil at Key West already. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Copyright 2010 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

      Good job following instructions.

    11. Re:Oil at Key West already. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Copyright 2010 by The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed.

      Smooth!

    12. Re:Oil at Key West already. by gzipped_tar · · Score: 1

      I feel sad imagining myself being replaced by a bunch of germs.

      signed,

      gzipped_tar

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    13. Re:Oil at Key West already. by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

      mv *.tarball > /dev/null

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    14. Re:Oil at Key West already. by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      LOL, I find it ironic that you also shared "This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten or redistributed."

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    15. Re:Oil at Key West already. by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      On the plus side, with recent advances in DNA computing, we should just be able to introduce bzip2-capable e. coli into the environment, which will shrink the tarballs to a more manageable size in no time...

      Completely unnecessary if the tar was made from GNUs. Just throw a Jay into the slick.

    16. Re:Oil at Key West already. by cheatch · · Score: 0

      Maybe if they untar them they'll get a hint as to what caused them.

      tar -xvf floridabeach.tar

      They might find a README.TXT or a LICENSE.TXT that will explain what it's all about.

      As this is a computer site, I think I have the correct meaning of 'tar' here.

      only on slashdot...

    17. Re:Oil at Key West already. by stephanruby · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ...the incentive is to go after the low-hanging fruit of big globs and ignore the smaller pieces.

      Speak for yourself. The real challenge lies in manufacturing your own tar balls that can pass as the real thing, and yet manufacture them in such mass quantities that you can recoup your expenses and then some (of course, when I am speaking of expenses, I'm not counting the cost of ruining your mom's kitchen, her pots and bathtub, nor am I including the cost of retarring your neighbors roof and driveway. They have jobs. You don't. They can certainly afford to subsidize your entrepreneurial spirit).

    18. Re:Oil at Key West already. by Zot+Quixote · · Score: 0

      Idiotic body. Idiotic tagline. And you're modded up to two? Oooohh slashdot. You've fallen so far from grace.

    19. Re:Oil at Key West already. by OceanWave · · Score: 1

      Also, I was out at a beach 4 mi north of Venice, FL today, and the volatiles were certainly killing the sea breeze. The bulk is still better than 100 nm off shore, but on a light WNW wind reach, it was enough to have you clearing your throat. (Worse than allergy season, BTW).

      The water is still clean, but I fear it might not be there much longer.

      I guess NOAA has to build a new computer model for trajectories further south of 27.1*N. Models last night definitely had an indication of loop current entrainment.

      Looking at the size of this, I don't think that you can put a price tag on it. Even if they seized all assets--personal and corporate owned--it still wouldn't do justice. (Unless someone can make a time machine real quick, and have the place raided about 24 hours before.)

      I've been tracking for some time, and I think 210,000 US gal / day is too low. My conservative estimate is 5x that, given rate of change on the size of the NOAA trajectory plots, and on some satellite imagery I've looked at.

    20. Re:Oil at Key West already. by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      HAH. Turns out I was right. Coast Guard analysis shows that the tars balls are NOT from the BP spill.

    21. Re:Oil at Key West already. by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Lets start with the natural oil leakage bull shit PR. BP's greed driven failure and, mismanagement, that resulted oil well disaster is not in lieu of natural leakage it is in addition to natural leakage. The natural seeps is for the whole of the gulf not a just one fucking location. The natural seeps occur at steady slow rates and have developed a localised ecosystem capable of handling it. The natural seeps pass through many layers of interleaving materials, allowing various molecular, mechanical and biological reactions to occur to the oil to alter the nature of the product produce at the seep. Any time corporation funded scientists start talking about numbers varying from say 10 to 100 or there abouts, you get bet your bottom dollar the the about is for the 10 say 5 to 10 and no where near the 100 (unless you consider an error rates of a factor of 10 scientifically acceptable).

      There are many solutions they could have tried. Like placing a large sheet of geotextile fabric over the well (several thousand square meters), weighted at the perimeter to simply catch the buoyant oil and allow the methane hydrate crystals to settle out, with a large bore tube of fabric rising to the surface, with floatation devices dispersed along it length to support it's weight. In fact if bearings at provide at the flotation points the new drill pipe could pass down the tube as long as at the surface turbulent zone a large bore pipe surrounding the drill pipe was used to provide the connection at a level bellow most of the surface turbulence for the flexible fabric riser tube. Now add a take off point from the rigid pipe to a flexible storage bladder and you have a permanent solution for blow out protection.

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  3. On top vs Under by carp3_noct3m · · Score: 1

    I wonder with both statements, if they refer to just what they can see from the surface, or what is under the surface. Just because a surface slick may be close to the loop, the majority of the oil may not be close at all, and vice verse. Either way its not good.

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  4. Nuke it. by epiphani · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm no geologist or really much of a scientist at all, but I recall the nuke thread and didn't really get to ask the question: why is nuking this oil well a bad idea? Everyones' initial response was "nuke it? haha, that's preposterous!" but I didn't really see an explanation of why its not a viable option?

    Assuming it worked at stopping the continuing spill, what would be the negative effects? Assuming it didn't, what would be the negative effects of trying?

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    1. Re:Nuke it. by bmo · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Assuming it worked at stopping the continuing spill, what would be the negative effects?

      British Petroleum would lose the well permanently and have to drill a new one.

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    2. Re:Nuke it. by Lord+Byron+II · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And what exactly do you think that a nuke will do?

      The problem is that there is a massive oil reserve deep underground that is under extreme pressure, but contained by rock and dirt. BP has tapped into that reserve with basically a giant straw and now that straw is leaking. Detonating a nuclear bomb near the leak could open that hole up wider allowing much, much oil to flow past.

      Furthermore, AFAIK, the effects of a nuclear bomb on underwater sea life are basically unknown. And instead of the nuclear fallout landing on the ground near the explosion, as it would in an above ground explosion, here the fallout would be free to travel in the ocean currents.

    3. Re:Nuke it. by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The prospect of a nuke igniting the oil deposit is one of the more persuasive counterarguments. It may be a low probability, but when one of the possible side effects of an experiment is the destruction of life as we know it, that tends to make people shy away from trying it.

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    4. Re:Nuke it. by Walterk · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Oh boo hoo? Given the choice between losing the well and having the well spill all of it's contents into the ocean and causing havoc on the environment in the Gulf, Florida, the Atlantic and possibly around Europe once it gets into the Gulf Stream, I think we should deprive BP of a few billion dollars.

    5. Re:Nuke it. by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      The prospect of a nuke igniting the oil deposit is one of the more persuasive counterarguments. It may be a low probability, but when one of the possible side effects of an experiment is the destruction of life as we know it, that tends to make people shy away from trying it.

      There is no oxygen under water, so the oil and gas can not ignite.

    6. Re:Nuke it. by tnk1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What happens when you hit underwater sea life with a nuke?

      The same thing that happens to anything else.

    7. Re:Nuke it. by Thanshin · · Score: 2, Funny

      What happens when you hit underwater sea life with a nuke?

      The same thing that happens to anything else.

      And we don't want green, muscular, lobsters?

    8. Re:Nuke it. by RMH101 · · Score: 4, Informative

      I think that it would cause the rock around the bore to fracture, slide, and block the bore. This has been done by the USSR successfully. Google "Petrocalamity".

    9. Re:Nuke it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We can't do it without Bruce Willis! That is why!

    10. Re:Nuke it. by moosesocks · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They're already in the process of plugging the well permanently. Unless I'm interpreting this plan incorrectly, this will also create two new wellheads (although I'm not sure that they will be usable as production wells).

      In any event, the currently leaking well was for exploration purposes only.

      We also want to prevent something like this from happening.

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    11. Re:Nuke it. by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 1

      No, you fool! You'll awaken Godzilla!

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    12. Re:Nuke it. by solevita · · Score: 4, Funny

      What happens when you hit underwater sea life with a nuke?

      The same thing that happens to anything else.

      Ill-tempered mutated sea bass?

    13. Re:Nuke it. by Rhaban · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, AFAIK, the effects of a nuclear bomb on underwater sea life are basically unknown.

      As opposed to the effects of millions of tons of oil on underwater sea life, wich are very well known: it kills it.

    14. Re:Nuke it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      There is no oxygen under water

      Remind me, in H2O, what does the O stand for again? Oil?

    15. Re:Nuke it. by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 3, Informative

      Furthermore, AFAIK, the effects of a nuclear bomb on underwater sea life are basically unknown. And instead of the nuclear fallout landing on the ground near the explosion, as it would in an above ground explosion, here the fallout would be free to travel in the ocean currents.

      Those who fail to learn the lessons of history are doomed to repeat it in summer school.

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    16. Re:Nuke it. by nomaddamon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Russia has experimented with nuking underwater oil-spills and has been rather successful (they managed to close the well on 4 of 5 tries). (http://translate.google.com/translate?js=y&prev=_t&hl=et&ie=UTF-8&layout=1&eotf=1&u=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.kp.ru%2Fdaily%2F24482%2F640124%2F&sl=ru&tl=en) The problem with this one is the massive oil reserve under the seabed. Should it rupture and release billions of barrels of oil that is under immense pressure, a Yellowstone scale extinction event would occur. Whatever the actual leak size is (5000 barrels according to official sources, 25000-80000 according to expert opinions based on videos or 165000+ according to original disaster plan (prior to creating the site, BP provided documentation to government showing that it would take at least 165000 barrels/day leak for the oil spill to reach the shore)) the damage it will do, unplugged for another 10 years is not comparable to accidentally releasing it all at the same time.

    17. Re:Nuke it. by Goaway · · Score: 2, Interesting

      but I didn't really see an explanation of why its not a viable option?

      1. I doubt anyone has nukes designed to function at several kilometers underwater. One would have to be constructed first.

      2. You don't just set the nuke off near the hole and hope for the best. You drill a hole into the ground, insert the nuke, and seal the hole, and then explode it to collapse the drill hole. Thus, you need to drill this hole.

      Both of these take a lot of time, and there are many, many detail which may not be feasible.

    18. Re:Nuke it. by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      There is no oxygen under water, so the oil and gas can not ignite.

      There most certainly is oxygen under water... And one of the major concerns with this oil spill is that it is depleting the oxygen - possibly leading to the creation of a dead zone.

      It is also possible for things to burn underwater.

      I'm not suggesting that we're going to wind up with a big ol' submarine fireball... But just saying "duh, it's underwater, it can't burn" isn't really accurate.

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    19. Re:Nuke it. by Goaway · · Score: 1

      The idea is to explode the nuke deep underground to collapse the borehole. This works, but it is far from trivial to do several kilometers under the sea.

    20. Re:Nuke it. by Goaway · · Score: 4, Funny

      This is why fire departments warn you to never, ever put water on a fire.

    21. Re:Nuke it. by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      What happens when you hit underwater sea life with a nuke?

      The same thing that happens to anything else.

      It dies?

      And that's worse than letting the oil spill kill things?

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    22. Re:Nuke it. by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      I'm not certain that nuking the oil well is actually a bad idea.

      It might be a good idea... It might not...

      Nukes allow you to pack an awful lot of explosive power into a very small package, which may be exactly what we need. Or maybe it isn't.

      The problem is that as soon as you say the word "nuke" everyone freaks out.

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    23. Re:Nuke it. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      That doesn't even look like a big problem to me in comparison.

      It seems much easier to tap energy from that crater than to do what they are having to do to plug the Gulf well.

      Of course they should figure out if they would actually get significant energy from it. If yes, do some seismic studies to have a guess at how much gas is left, and whether there are any more "surprising" caverns under the surface that they might wish to avoid...

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    24. Re:Nuke it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect the nuke won't be done open sea. They'll probably dig a shaft close to the oil shaft, deep enough to contain the blast. That's just a guess.

    25. Re:Nuke it. by vlm · · Score: 1

      And one of the major concerns with this oil spill is that it is depleting the oxygen - possibly leading to the creation of a dead zone.

      I thought the GoM was already a giant dead zone from all the fertilizer leaking down the Mighty Mississippi? I could swear I've seen satellite pics of the GoM with giant black dead zones.

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    26. Re:Nuke it. by sunking2 · · Score: 1

      I think this was a scifi Saturday night movie. Giant Killer Piranha or something like that. I think it just ticked them off and then they ate the submarine that tried to nuke them. Not nearly as cool as the shark snagging the 747 out of the sky movie.

    27. Re:Nuke it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just 10 or 20 or 100 tons of TNT...or whatever explosive the Navy uses. TNT will be negatively buoyant, even at that depth. A good demolitions prep could make it directional to focus the shock wave down. They could put it in another concrete shell if they want, but it seems that something *significant* like this should be in the works instead these soda-straw stop-gap measures.

    28. Re:Nuke it. by vlm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      3. The smallest nuke that was historically deployed by the USA was the 155mm artillery shell. Conveniently already round, just like a well hole. And about 7 inches across. But I believe its officially out of the arsenal. You'll probably need a bigger hole, think goatse size gaping hole. But to kill the well with drilling mud, you only "need" like 2 inches or so diameter. So its going to take way the heck longer to drill the well to place the nuke, than to drill a simple mud-kill well. Why not shut the well down sooner by not using a nuke?

      4. Before setting off the nuke, you need to backfill the hole all they way, or all you've made is a better constructed tap to leak out of. Why not shut the well down sooner by not using a nuke?

      5. The best way to increase oil flow is to set off explosive charges in a well. A nuke is a heck of a big explosive. But I thought you were trying to plug the well, not make it flow more? If the nuke fails, the flow rate will be way the heck higher, but the conventional solution is risk-free.

      6. Best results if you get the nuke within say 100 feet of the wellbore. Conveniently that was the best the Russians could hope for at that time with their crude (bad pun) directional drilling technology. Heck bad drilling is probably why 1 out of 6 (or whatever) tries failed. We can directional drill with pinpoint accuracy. Just two decades ago, directional drilling to hit a well and mud-kill it was interesting, but now its no big deal. Of course, the Russians couldn't intersect, so they compromised and used a big nuke instead. But we don't need the nuke, because we can intercept the bore no problemo... Why add the extra step of the nuke, after a perfectly adequate modern American directional boring job already killed the well?

      7. Nuke only worked 1 in 6 times. Intercepting and mud-killing the well always works 100% of the time, very old tried and true technology. Nuke is much more risky, and the last thing this needs is increased chance of failure.

      8. If the nuke fails, all hope is realistically lost of ever controlling the well. The formation will drain out before we can get in there, repair the damage from the nuke, and try to plug. Very high stakes and the casino has rigged the odds against us. A fools wager.

      So the nuke is slower, more expensive, failure mode is incredibly dangerous, much less reliable... Why use a nuke again?

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    29. Re:Nuke it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remind me, what's that stuff that comes out of fire hydrants?

    30. Re:Nuke it. by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      I thought the GoM was already a giant dead zone from all the fertilizer leaking down the Mighty Mississippi? I could swear I've seen satellite pics of the GoM with giant black dead zones.

      Certain portions are definitely dead zones. I believe there's a seasonal dead zone at the mouth of the Mississippi, for example.

      Certain portions are definitely not dead zones. There's some very good fishing around the Florida/Alabama region, for example.

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    31. Re:Nuke it. by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      I think the problem with a nuke is more political than practical. This administration (which depends heavily on environmentalists for support) is already taking flack from the environmental left for having advocated more offshore drilling and for this accident. Using a nuke to seal it (especially if they weren't absolutely sure it would actually work), would be tantamount to Barack Obama holding up a giant sign reading "Don't vote for me next time" to a good chunk of his constituency. Contrary to what most nutball right-wingers think, Obama has been a very moderate president in most matters, and has already alienated a lot of the far-left wing of his party. The lst thing he needs is a failed nuclear blast in the middle of the Gulf of Mexico, on top of an already failed oil rig.

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    32. Re:Nuke it. by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      It really depends on the fire.

      Putting water on some types of fire will just create a giant fireball.

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    33. Re:Nuke it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Furthermore, AFAIK, the effects of a nuclear bomb on underwater sea life are basically unknown.

      Not so.

    34. Re:Nuke it. by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      One of the main concerns about this oil spill has been the economic and environmental impact on some of America's most fertile fishing grounds.

    35. Re:Nuke it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I asked for sharks with fricken laser beams attached to their heads!

    36. Re:Nuke it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      negative effect is that the leak gets blown larger (accidentally, of course) and then the oil reserve which is potentially the size of the gulf of mexico is released into the ocean much more rapidly.

      from there, that much oil would cause catastrophic breakdown of the ocean ecology, which is tied to all of earth's ecology --- and thus catastrophic consequences all around.

      that's the fear.

      I don't know why they haven't put a big barbed 'cork-like' thing on a submarine and just rammed it in to at least slow it dramatically....

      Alternatively they could roll up like 100 big oil barges with 100 'straws' run by 100 pumps... and just put the straws in the general area and just GO GO GO at it.... once the slurry gets up into the barge, the oil and water will more easily separate and the lower layer can be released back to the ocean.

      but what do I know.. i'm actually just some guy with quick brainstorming. I dunno why their first answer, the concrete dome, sounded viable --- its far more complicated and yet prone to failure (having only one mode of operation)..... I like the straws technique because even if some fail, you've got others that might still be working.

    37. Re:Nuke it. by Aqualung812 · · Score: 1

      I thought the GoM was already a giant dead zone

      Yet somehow, an overwhelming majority of seafood consumed in the USA comes from this region. More dead zones are a bad thing.

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    38. Re:Nuke it. by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      The question becomes: In which case is the rich gulf fishery more fucked? If it's killed off by a massive and ongoing petrochemical spill, or if the sea life is rendered inedible for decades by radioactivity?

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    39. Re:Nuke it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a joke...

      No wonder the climate has been warming the last 40 years! Someone lit off a big torch in Derweze!

    40. Re:Nuke it. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Everyones' initial response was "nuke it? haha, that's preposterous!" but I didn't really see an explanation of why its not a viable option

      I also didn't see any explanation of why capturing an asteroid and stuffing it in the hole is not a viable option.

      Aren't we supposed to get the explanation on why it IS a viable option before getting the explanations why it's NOT?

      As much as I enjoy huge explosions that happen elsewhere, I'll need to get a little more clarity on how a nuclear detonation will stop oil from gushing out of a hole in the bottom of the sea before I throw my support behind the idea. Also, I'd like to know if it's possible that the nuke could accidentally make the hole bigger.

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    41. Re:Nuke it. by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Goodluckwiththat.

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    42. Re:Nuke it. by sammyF70 · · Score: 1

      it has been done successfully 4 times out of 5. what happened when it wasn't successful?

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    43. Re:Nuke it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is why fire departments warn you to never, ever put water on an oil fire.

      fixed that for you.

    44. Re:Nuke it. by nedlohs · · Score: 3, Informative

      But not because the O in H2O acts as O2...

    45. Re:Nuke it. by Train0987 · · Score: 1

      BP announced yesterday that this reservoir will be abandoned once the leak is sealed. There is no longer a financial motive for not closing it ASAP. Sorry, I don't have a link. I was at the press conference.

    46. Re:Nuke it. by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Ill-tempered mutated sea bass?

      I vote for enormous radioactive fire-belching Kraken who can swallow aircraft carriers whole.

      Or wait, I saw that there were sea-turtle getting caught up in this oil spill. Could this be the origin of... Gamera?

      Either way, this idea of exploding a nuke deep in the sea floor in order to close an oil spill absolutely sounds like a recipe for kaiju.

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    47. Re:Nuke it. by !coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      To the GP: holy crap! Thanks for the link, mate, had no idea such a thing existed -- I would've probably sided with the idiotic geologists who thought the whole thing would extinguish in a few days. Since 1971 and counting? Talk about the mother of all fires!

      To the Parent: What I believe the GP was trying to imply is that should they somehow manage to ignite the crude in the well, either directly should the energy from, say, a nuclear explosion go off its projected dispersion path and make the entire well's mass critical, or by collapsing the well entirely (no ignition here, necessarily, but the sheer fact all of the well's contents would be released instantly would probably prove a sufficiently catastrophic event for all parties concerned and the world at large), or some other cave structure in its vicinity (or underneath it) or, probably even worse, cracking the crust's bed beneath it, which might result in the whole thing going BOOM (a steady stream of lava acting as an inexaustible supply of ignition energy to a really big deposit of flammable/high-energy-density material...), well, to say that such a thing shouldn't be taken lightly would be such an understatement it pretty much goes without saying.

      What I'd really like to know, and everybody who could supply that answer isn't interested in giving it, is the likelyhood of these events (stuff like the BP's well crude spill, that is). I've read so many conflicting things that I'm left wondering if this was a one-off all-things-that-could-go-wrong-went-wrong or a relatively high recurring risk that these companies willingly take because they stand to gain too much from it for as long as things go according to plan.

      As for the gas crater -- pretty sure if the thing was easy to fix and/or commercially exploit (you're probably thinking along the lines of geothermal plants or something to that effect), it would've been done by now, the bleeding thing has been burning for 39 years straight and counting.

    48. Re:Nuke it. by Qzukk · · Score: 3, Informative

      Since 1971 and counting? Talk about the mother of all fires!

      That's child's play. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centralia,_Pennsylvania has been burning since 1962.

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    49. Re:Nuke it. by h00manist · · Score: 1

      People and nuclear technology have a weird dance. Nuclear weapons are a cure to numerous difficult social problems. And nobody should have them, except me. They should not be used but always kept ready to use... they should be banned.. etc. Killing and death and it's preparations, methods and politics. Never fails to get everyone excited. Then the Nazi comments can come, end the conversations. and everyone shuts up and goes home, to do it all over again.

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    50. Re:Nuke it. by h00manist · · Score: 1

      Assuming it worked at stopping the continuing spill, what would be the negative effects?

      British Petroleum would lose the well permanently and have to drill a new one.

      -- BMO

      I thought they already were drilling something like a "relief well?"

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    51. Re:Nuke it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're thinking of Thermite burning under water, you should know that there is no "burning" going on because no oxygen is involved in the reaction. It's entirely an oxidation/reduction reaction between an oxide of one metal(rust) and a non-oxide of another. For example aluminum and rust will react under water and appear to be burning. In fact what those metals are doing does not remove any oxygen from the water whatsoever.

      I think a more convincing argument for subsurface detonation would be the fact that the Russians have done it several times to successfully close off leaking wells. Even with the presence of dissolved oxygen in the water above, the nuke would be detonated too far down the pipe for there to be anything around it but oil, which as OP said is nonreactive without the presence of oxygen.

      If you can explain whether or not it's possible for someone to start a coal fire underneath the water with dissolved oxygen, then you might have a point.

    52. Re:Nuke it. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      That's not what BP announced... what they announced is that this particular well will be closed permanently, and they might (read: will, if not prohibited) drill a new well a few miles away into the same reservoir.

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    53. Re:Nuke it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm no geologist or really much of a scientist at all, but I recall the nuke thread and didn't really get to ask the question: why is nuking this oil well a bad idea? Everyones' initial response was "nuke it? haha, that's preposterous!" but I didn't really see an explanation of why its not a viable option?

      Assuming it worked at stopping the continuing spill, what would be the negative effects? Assuming it didn't, what would be the negative effects of trying?

      This area in the gulf is a loose sediment for about 3000 feet. you don't want to nuke the pipe anywhere in that depth as that sediment has the consistency of pudding, if it's nuked anywhere along that depth, oil will still come up, only bubbling up in a large patch of ocean surface. You'll need to drill a well to the bedrock and collapse the pipe there, probably around 6000 feet depth. Now, 2 relief wells are already being dug to kill the well, in a proven, reliable, tested, sane, safe method. Either way will take about the same amount of time to deploy the solution. Plus, the diameter of the well decreases the deeper you go, so the nuke will have to be pretty darn small, drill pipe at that depth's around 6" diameter I think.

    54. Re:Nuke it. by Andy+Dodd · · Score: 1

      Negative effects of trying: Possible crustal cracking, causing the oil formation to leak all over the place. All of the Russian successes with stopping wells with nukes were aboveground wells - no one knows what a nuke below the seafloor would do. People have detonated underground nukes, people have detonated undersea nukes, no one has ever detonated a nuke below the seafloor.

      At least the leak is concentrated at one hole right now.

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    55. Re:Nuke it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to what I heard (last night? on NPR? I don't remember) they're already going to abandon this hole (it wouldn't be right to reopen it). And they'll likely go at the oil from another spot.

    56. Re:Nuke it. by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Because nuking a well wouldn't have any negative effects on the environment, right?

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    57. Re:Nuke it. by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      They are doing that anyway, so thats not the reason.

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    58. Re:Nuke it. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      That's not a troll, idiot mods. I know everybody around here wants a big kaboom, but sometimes you can't always get what you want.

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    59. Re:Nuke it. by BitZtream · · Score: 2, Informative

      Detonating a nuclear bomb near the leak could open that hole up wider allowing much, much oil to flow past.

      Placed properly, it will collapse the bore hole. Its been done before, the physics are well understood.

      Furthermore, AFAIK, the effects of a nuclear bomb on underwater sea life are basically unknown. And instead of the nuclear fallout landing on the ground near the explosion, as it would in an above ground explosion, here the fallout would be free to travel in the ocean currents.

      The bomb would be detonated UNDER GROUND, not just under the water. They drill a new hole a little ways off. The drop a nuke down it, seal off the top enough to ensure no significant amount of radiation gets released into the sea water, detonate it and the explosion pushes the rocks around it out, effectively closing the bore hole over a large distance by crushing it.

      Think of it like putting a straw in between a wall and a ballon then blowing up the ballon until the straw is no longer allowing anything to fluid. The difference is, when the nuke (ballon) deflates, the rock isn't going to expand back to the open shape.

      The physics are well know, we've detonated MANY bombs underground on our own soil. We know how far down it needs to be and how it will effect the surrounding rock.

      They aren't going to lay a nuke on top of the well head and blow it up, stop being an ignorant fuck and talking like thats whats happening. There would be no fall out.

      And for reference, there is more radioactive material in the sea water between the surface of the ocean and the well head than there is in the nuke.

      Stop spreading fear when you have no understanding of what the plan was.

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    60. Re:Nuke it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We also want to prevent something like this from happening.

      That would not happen underwater. I'm not a chemist, but the last time I tried to light something on fire underwater, it didn't work...

      OTOH, if it does start a fire like that underwater, someone send me a picture for my desktop!

    61. Re:Nuke it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think if they wanted to they could have stopped the leak.
      They just wanted to continue using the well long after they have devistated an entire ecosystem.
      I for one WILL NEVER EVER shop at a BP.
      I will also look up all of its subsidary companies and never use a product they output.

      Scientists have been requesting the right to monitor the amount of oil that is actually being released per day, but "'The answer is no to that,' a BP spokesman, Tom Mueller, said on Saturday, May 15. 'We’re not going to take any extra efforts now to calculate flow there at this point. It’s not relevant to the response effort, and it might even detract from the response effort.'[55]

      From which my spokesman responds with this
      "FUCK YOU BP IN YOUR FUCKING FACE YOU WORTHLESS POS COMPANY I HOPE EVERYONE SELLS YOUR STOCK"

    62. Re:Nuke it. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      You are talking about thermite fires. Yes, they can be a lot of fun if you are not anywhere close. ^^

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    63. Re:Nuke it. by Xonstantine · · Score: 1

      I recall the nuke thread and didn't really get to ask the question: why is nuking this oil well a bad idea?

      If you think a couple of million barrels of oil is bad for the environment...try neutron activation of a couple million tons of sea water. Oh sure, H going to D isn't that bad, but 24Na is some nasty stuff, and a nuke detonation at the sea floor is going to churn a lot of radioactive debris that would find its way into the Gulf currents. This isn't like the Bikini atol, where there are maybe 50 people living within 1000 miles. You have tens of millions of people that live in close proximity to the Gulf of Mexico.

    64. Re:Nuke it. by Xonstantine · · Score: 1

      Yes, because detonating a nuclear weapon under water would have no effect on the environment. Churning up a couple of million tons of radioactive sea water and ocean floor debris and atomizing them so they disperse in the GoM currents is a great idea.

    65. Re:Nuke it. by Xonstantine · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And if BP doesn't, the Chinese or Russians will. This area is in international waters. The Chinese are already drilling off the coast of Florida.

    66. Re:Nuke it. by Xonstantine · · Score: 1

      It dies?

      And that's worse than letting the oil spill kill things?

      Yes, it's worse. The oil won't kill humans. Radioactive water will. Radioactivity in the food chain will.

    67. Re:Nuke it. by Ephemeriis · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's worse. The oil won't kill humans.

      Sure it will.

      Oil contaminating our food supply is a bad thing. Oil killing off our food supply is a bad thing

      Obviously the goal is to clean things up before that happens... And I'm skeptical that this one disaster in the Gulf is going to be enough to start killing anyone...

      Radioactive water will. Radioactivity in the food chain will.

      Again, I'm skeptical that one nuke in the Gulf is going to be enough to start killing everyone. It could, theoretically, contaminate stuff there in the Gulf. But I don't know that it would be any worse in the long run than letting everything get contaminated with oil.

      But, in theory, you'd have very little radiation. If you did it right. Of course... If we'd done it right, we wouldn't have the current problem either.

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    68. Re:Nuke it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And for reference, there is more radioactive material in the sea water between the surface of the ocean and the well head than there is in the nuke.

      None of that radioactivity is from relatively short lived, highly radioactive gamma and neutron emitters. Which is exactly what would be injected into the gulf currents with a detonation.

    69. Re:Nuke it. by Xonstantine · · Score: 1

      Then tell me why magnesium and sodium burn under water?

    70. Re:Nuke it. by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      You say boo hoo, and I say boo hoo, but sadly the this is the truth of why this is a problem. BP has been trying for a month to keep the well open so they don't lose the rights.

      End of story.

      I think we should deprive BP of more than a few billion dollars. I think we should deprive them of their board and their charter as a corporation. But who the fuck am I, a citizen? Obviously I don't count.

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    71. Re:Nuke it. by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      This is what the Russians did, so there is a firm background for doing the same thing.

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    72. Re:Nuke it. by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      Because they have a stronger bond with the O than the H does.

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    73. Re:Nuke it. by Xonstantine · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Again, I'm skeptical that one nuke in the Gulf is going to be enough to start killing everyone. It could, theoretically, contaminate stuff there in the Gulf.

      It won't necessarily kill "everyone". What it will do is introduce radioactivity into the food chain which would take years to disperse. There are a lot of people that depend on food from the Gulf of Mexico for their livelihood, and I am not just talking about Americans here. Want to tell the fisherman in Haiti that sorry, you can't feed your family for 4 years because we just torched off a nuke?

      But I don't know that it would be any worse in the long run than letting everything get contaminated with oil.

      It would be a lot worse. Oil is relatively separable from water. If you neutron activate 23Na to 24Na in salt dissolved in the water, it's still in solution. But now it's highly radioactive, and it will disperse in the currents much faster and farther than a droplet of oil would have.

      But, in theory, you'd have very little radiation. If you did it right. Of course... If we'd done it right, we wouldn't have the current problem either.

      No, you will have a metric shitload of radiation. On the order of millions of tons. if it's done right, most of that radioactive debris would be contained under a seabed dome. If it's done wrong (ie, the fireball breaks through the floor), you'll have a massive amount of that injected into the ocean with calamitous effects.

      I like nukes as much as the next guy, but this is a bad idea. By the time you bore the hole deep enough to drop the nuke in, you could probably have fixed the issue with conventional means.

    74. Re:Nuke it. by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      Just for the record, it's entirely possible for the gas at a station to be BP even if the station is not branded BP. They do sell across corporate boundaries at times...

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    75. Re:Nuke it. by E-Arkham · · Score: 1

      it has been done successfully 4 times out of 5. what happened when it wasn't successful?

      Vampire Ninja Godzilla.

      Though personally I'd say that was another type of success. The awesome kind.

    76. Re:Nuke it. by Xonstantine · · Score: 1

      It doesn't have a bond with O until it steals it from the H2 molecule. And in fact, the reason why magnesium and sodium burn under water is exactly because the O in H2O acts as O2.

    77. Re:Nuke it. by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The question becomes: In which case is the rich gulf fishery more fucked? If it's killed off by a massive and ongoing petrochemical spill, or if the sea life is rendered inedible for decades by radioactivity?

      Why would it be decades? Are we going to encase the nuke in Cobalt 60? or wrap it in iodine?

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    78. Re:Nuke it. by srleffler · · Score: 1

      It seems kind of naive to assume that a nuke would be a useful solution to this problem. Do you try to seal a leaking pipe in your home with TNT?

    79. Re:Nuke it. by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      You're also forgetting the fact that the shockwave produced would travel 4x or more distance underwater killing all animal life in the gulf. Fish, Dolphins, Whales or whatever.

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    80. Re:Nuke it. by indi0144 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      This!

      No, really, The priorities for BP appears to be:

      1. Manipulating the media so everybody think they're doing everything to protect the ecosystem.
      2. Taking all the time necessary to device something that can recover some % of the oil...
      3. and stop the spill as a colateral bennefit.
      4. ???
      5. Profit, because we all know they will proffit by the end of the year.

      If this happens on the coast of some developing nation I'm sure the government would not be so carefree about it, average people would threat BP employes, and directly affected citizens would lynch them when posible. But hey! it's happening in a developed nation, one would hope for more.

      I just can't belive that petroleum industry have their fingers so UP in the arse of some governments, soooo inside that it's on the verge of fisting the shit out of the global environment and the USA government is not doing shit, it's happening on your own patio!!1

      I'm sure if this happens closer to NY or CA things would be really different.

    81. Re:Nuke it. by Beelzebud · · Score: 1

      Great idea! I will likely produce an alternate time line where the island is under water!

    82. Re:Nuke it. by indi0144 · · Score: 1

      People everywhere are saying this but I'm yet to see actual sauce about that, no, the Pravda article is not sauce, I mean technical sauce: studies, white papers, declassified documents, no? we hate the "drillbabydrill but we believe in the nukebabynuke?"

      I wonder what would happen with a 1 Km hole barfing oil wholesale to the gulf stream, ya, whats going to happen just after WE realize YOU totally fucked up OUR planet.

    83. Re:Nuke it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "3. The smallest nuke that was historically deployed by the USA was the 155mm artillery shell."

      Better Google "m388 davy crockett". Not just pointing out an inaccuracy, but an also interesting read.

    84. Re:Nuke it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christ, didn't they teach you the fire triangle when you were at school? Fuel doesn't burn just by making it hot, it needs oxidizer (i.e. air) to burn in. People aren't interested in giving the answer to the many many poorly thought out questions by people whose grasp of physics is on par with movie physics, where everything goes "BOOM".

      No pundit talking head bullshit artist is going to give you an honest risk estimate, it's after the fact here, and sometimes risk isn't even estimable. You just have to be prepared to recover.

    85. Re:Nuke it. by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

      Ill-tempered mutated sea bass?

      Something far, far worse: a sequel to Cloverfield.

    86. Re:Nuke it. by Btrot69 · · Score: 1

      I doubt that a nuke would work at a depth of 5000 ft.

      There were underwater tests in the South Pacific in the 50's -- but at depths of around 90 ft.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Proving_Grounds

    87. Re:Nuke it. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      it has been done successfully 4 times out of 5. what happened when it wasn't successful?

      The hole was not fully sealed. Apart from that, nothing much. There was extensive damage to structures within the 8km zone (which included a village), but that's kinda not unexpected for an explosion of that strength, and all people have been evacuated beforehand (and houses consequently restored by the government). Obviously, you don't have to worry about that a mile underwater.

    88. Re:Nuke it. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Russia has never experimented with nuking oil spills, much less underwater ones. Those 5 attempts mentioned by KP are actually gas leaks, and none of them were underwater.

      Unfortunately, I haven't found any good online English sources on Soviet "peaceful nuclear explosion" programme, so the best you can see is an automated translation of a full list from Russian Wikipedia.

    89. Re:Nuke it. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Nuke only worked 1 in 6 times.

      What do you mean here? The (largely misleading) KP article said that nukes worked 4 times out of 5.

    90. Re:Nuke it. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Aren't we supposed to get the explanation on why it IS a viable option before getting the explanations why it's NOT?

      Sure - it has been used in similar (though not identical) situation before with considerable success.

      As much as I enjoy huge explosions that happen elsewhere, I'll need to get a little more clarity on how a nuclear detonation will stop oil from gushing out of a hole in the bottom of the sea

      The idea is to force the collapse of the channel through which the oil is leaking now, by shifting the uppermost rock layer.

      Also, I'd like to know if it's possible that the nuke could accidentally make the hole bigger.

      I think that's a rather specific question to the engineers, that would depend largely on geometry of the existing hole.

    91. Re:Nuke it. by drachenstern · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While it's true that this is flamebait, unfortunately so is the behavior of BP and other petro companies.

      We cannot just say "oh that's distasteful" and turn our heads. Sometimes burying our heads in the sand does not buy us safety or security. Sometimes it leads to the collapse of whole banking institutions or small Mediterranean nations.

      So while you may not agree with his view, or while you may consider it flamebait, consider that the truth is not always pleasant.

      How will you help make the world a better place today?

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    92. Re:Nuke it. by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      Speaking of ??? -> Profit, do you remember after hurricanes Katrina and Rita when the petro companies were reporting their highest profits ever in a single quarter? For the same quarter that encompassed those two hurricanes? When gas prices in the US jumped to over $3/gal most places, and in the affected area it was more like $4/gal?

      I'm sure the oil companies were only looking out for the common good those days. I'm sure their bottom lines being inflated had _nothing_ to do with charging 50%+ more for the same gas that was already processed...

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    93. Re:Nuke it. by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      you sound informed on this topic, so perhaps you know:

      The physics are well know, we've detonated MANY bombs underground on our own soil. We know how far down it needs to be and how it will effect the surrounding rock.

      The physics under a mile of water are completely different than underground. Why would any of the nukes in our existing stockpile be able to take 5000' of pressure? A Trident can launch at 800 feet max, IIRC.

      And why would a nuke be superior to a MOAB? Just size?

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    94. Re:Nuke it. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      There's not much oxygen at the depths the well is at, never mind where the reservoir is.

      It's possible for things to burn underwater, but those things provide their own oxidizer.

    95. Re:Nuke it. by celtic_hackr · · Score: 1

      Umm, yes, because of the H2 in H2O. You use a regular water hose on an incendiary bomb, it rips the hydrogen or oxygen off and makes the fire even worse. While a very fine mist of water sprayed on a potassium fire may put it out.It does so by suffocating the oxygen in the air at a faster rate than the reaction of potassium and water is creating free hydrogen. The chemical reaction of potassium and H2O creates potassium hydroxide and free hydrogen which boils off. The free hydrogen then reacts with the oxygen in the air and ignites. Congratulations you're now feeding a fire by giving it water! Whoo hoo! Although, I wouldn't rule out the O in H2O as being a catalyst either. I'm sure, I could come up with some combinations where oxygen is freed by a chemical fire being feed water. You know just from a mad-scientist perspective.

    96. Re:Nuke it. by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      I was thinking Mirelurks! Make sure you shoot them in the face.

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    97. Re:Nuke it. by FoolishOwl · · Score: 1

      If I understand correctly, water is a very good medium for transmission of vibrations. Wouldn't the shockwave from a large explosion likely kill a lot of marine life, before we consider heat, fallout, etc.?

      Granted, the big problem with the oil spill is that it will kill a lot of marine life, but it's always possible to make a bad situation worse.

    98. Re:Nuke it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fifty years is not that long. The Brennende Berg (burning mountain) in Dudweiler was even mentionen by Goethe and is still burning.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brennender_Berg

    99. Re:Nuke it. by YackoYak · · Score: 3, Informative

      British Petroleum would lose the well permanently and have to drill a new one.

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      I love how trolls can get modded +5 Insightful here. Please elaborate on your experience in the oil & gas industry.

      I am a product engineer that designs subsea equipment. The company I work for sells equipment to the majors, one of them being BP. I can't tell you the amount of hours people have worked to try and fix this problem. In addition to the people involved, people that have had zero to do with the original Horizon products/well are creating Plan A - D solutions in 24-hour shifts. This is all in an effort to stop the leak as fast as possible, regardless of who has the liability (that will be worked out later).

      If nuking it was a viable option, then I'm sure BP would risk losing a well at the cost of re-drilling a new one. The PR nightmare alone is worth that cost. I know it's easy to say BP is evil, but now all eyes are on them to fix the issue. If they create another problem (such as nuking the well), I doubt you would be the first one to defend their actions.

      Things are not so black and white. Consider that you're operating in under high pressure (15-20ksi), with minimal access and visibility. Any equipment you send down there NOW has to be taken off the shelf. new designs have 4+ week deliveries (normally 8+). There is no such thing as "plug and play". Each customer, each project is different. So now you are patching together equipment from other clients (off their shelves) to make something work.

      I can't speak for BP, but I can tell you I take pride in my work, and my coworkers are the same. We don't release anything that is unsafe. Period. I don't know about this project, but anyone in the industry can tell you that the environmental regulations we design to for Mobile Bay are stringent. No one wants to have this type of disaster.

      At the same time, how many PHB's have you had that focused on schedules/costs instead of features/the product? That's their job. People make tradeoffs. I have to say that no PHB I know would knowingly risk damage to people/the environment over making more money. But it's never that clear is it? How do you balance risk and safety? What is the definition of effective? You never have all the metrics to make the right call. There are a lot of people/processes that make this well happen, a problem in any area can lead to this.

      Oh, and in case you think I'm a shill, I would love it if we all drove electric cars. But until everyone decides to drop plastics for the corn variety, or gas for electric, you need fossil fuels.

    100. Re:Nuke it. by Xonstantine · · Score: 1

      The shock and thermal effects from the blast would be fairly localized, and since this is at 5,000 feet below sea level, very little marine life would be affected at least initially. The threat is radioactive contamination.

    101. Re:Nuke it. by Phil-14 · · Score: 1

      People like you have been telling damn lies like that for the past month. "Let's try our method, it only has a 20% chance of making the spill a hundred times worse..." You apply the same logic that caused the blowout in the first place, that you'll _always_ be lucky, and say that anyone who disagrees with you is just selfish.

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    102. Re:Nuke it. by hey! · · Score: 1

      The way that would be done is to drill another hole, insert the nuke, then ignite it, crushing the troublesome well. Russia has done this with land-based wells and it works.

      The problem is that the troublesome well is 1500m deep. Once you'd done the engineering to make nuking the well possible, there are probably other less drastic means that you could have employed with your time and money.

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    103. Re:Nuke it. by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      It seems kind of naive to assume that what works with your homes plumbing would be a useful solution to this problem. First of all, when you're doing work on your plumbing you turn off the water main so you can work without pressurized water squirting everywhere. That's not exactly an option in this case, is it?

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    104. Re:Nuke it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd like to know why it would have to be a nuke and not a more conventional bomb.

    105. Re:Nuke it. by Sulphur · · Score: 1

      Laser land sharks with six packs of tar, giant single cell organisms, a disturbance in the Force, French speaking oysters, snakes with cocker spaniel personalities, Vol de Mort running Hogwarts.

      Nothing to sea here. Move along.

    106. Re:Nuke it. by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Many liquid fuel fires also react badly to water. I'm not sure of the exact mechanism but I think it's due the water sinking through the liquid and then vaporising and carrying the liquid with it.

      More surface area tends to increase reaction rates.

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    107. Re:Nuke it. by Kentari · · Score: 1

      And I raise you Brennender Bert which is burning since 1688.

    108. Re:Nuke it. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      This alleged has been burning for thousands of years: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burning_Mountain

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    109. Re:Nuke it. by OceanWave · · Score: 1

      I've thought of it, myself. Though we do have some non-nuclear options, especially if they are designed in such a shaped charge as to not make a crater, but create an intense shear in the horizontal plane. It would need to be thick enough to bury the pipe and stop the leak. A spherical shock-wave would probably only make things worse.

      Our GBU-43/B has quite a punch at > 22k lbs material.

    110. Re:Nuke it. by indi0144 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you got my point, BP and pals act like a sociopaths, there should be a really HUGE FINGER preventing anyone with power to do something, is not just money it seems like BP don't really care about this whole issue, just try not to lose more money and put up something so people think they actually did all they could do. They trow you the "nuke" bone so everyone get busy while they buy time.

      But yeah, flamebait, whatever that makes you happy!

    111. Re:Nuke it. by vlm · · Score: 1

      You got me there. I even got it right a paragraph or two above, failed 1 in 6.

      Regardless, if you're "destroying the planet" "murdering the GoM" or whatever, a 1 in 5 failure rate is horrible compared to 100% effective tried and true mud-kill well technology.

      Especially since you need to drill a special well for either "solution".

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    112. Re:Nuke it. by KovaaK · · Score: 1

      Hrm. I had not heard this, but a quick google search turned up that it's a little different than implied. Seems like an urban legend. That link is from 2008 though - got anything newer?

    113. Re:Nuke it. by bmo · · Score: 1

      This is late, but...

      He asked for a negative effect of nuking the well.

      Being cynical, and watching BP utterly mishandle this situation, I gave the most cynical answer I could find that was still true. It was not meant as mere troll, but if you want to take it so personally, all I have to say is:

      YHBT.

      To quote my brother after owning me more than once in Scrabble: "gloat gloat gloat gloat gloat."

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    114. Re:Nuke it. by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. In my defense I thought we were talking about oil derived stuff.

      But when they burn under water are they really doing to by using O like O2? I would expect them to be reacting with OH - then again I haven't looked at a chemistry book for 15 years...

    115. Re:Nuke it. by bmo · · Score: 1

      I was very snarky in the previous post... second thoughts made me think more.

      To follow up further on your post, I found it highly informative, and I agree that people like you and me take pride in our work (I'm a machinist). If I was designing subsea devices, I would take it rather personally if my stuff failed.

      But I find the CEO of BP utterly without redemption. He does strike me as one who cuts corners as much as he can. There is a mentality at too many publicly traded companies to focus on the next quarter instead of the next ten years, because shareholders demand profit NOW NOW NOW NOW! DAMMIT! The downplaying of the extent of the disaster, coupled with the overconfidence of the solutions, at least as portrayed to the press, seems like an attempt at slowing the fall of the stock price than anything else.

      So yes, I'm cynical about this.

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    116. Re:Nuke it. by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      What the fuck? I've been telling lies about BP wants to keep the well rather than close it? For a month they said "no, let's try one more thing". Then, after it was clear they could not keep it (see where they tried to keep it), then, and only then, they decided the best thing was to close it.

      That's what my comment says. Which part was a lie? Which part was about 20% chance of making things worse? At least reply to the comment you disagree with, keep the things in perspective.

      As for the 20% failure, I think a nuclear bomb buried under concrete and detonated in a safe controlled manner using modern technology stands a much better than 4/5 chance of being successful. Those previous petrocalamaty sealers were done 20+ years ago, so boohoo that technology has gotten better. But I still don't say blow a fucking bomb down there. I prefer to cap the shit with the same mud they say can prevent the oil rising to the surface in the first place. Unless they're lying about that part too. Mud is the way to go here. Mud, concrete and a heavy frigging dome.

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    117. Re:Nuke it. by Xonstantine · · Score: 1

      Fair enough. In my defense I thought we were talking about oil derived stuff.

      Yeah, but the counter point to that is, if you set off a nuke, the water will get considerably hotter than the 2000 degrees or so it takes for water to thermally decompose. At which point you are going to have lots of free oxygen atoms swirling around which will have equal opportunity to reduce hydrogen or carbon atoms.

      But when they burn under water are they really doing to by using O like O2? I would expect them to be reacting with OH - then again I haven't looked at a chemistry book for 15 years...

      Yeah, I think you are right that it reacts with the hydroxide. But burning is burning (...is energetic oxidation). There are conditions where the oxidizer can be water.

      Water's main claim to a fire suppressant is by transferring heat away from the fire more than it is suppression of a source of oxidization.

    118. Re:Nuke it. by !coward · · Score: 1

      The point was a dramatic increase in temperature of a material like crude oil, caused by a big deposit suddenly being exposed to magma, will increase the pressure -- pressure that is already causing the thing to spill out (it's more complicated than that, but in the absence of anything "sucking" it out of the well, what do you think is causing it to escape in such high volume per minute) -- and I seriously doubt anything good will come of it.

      Though I wasn't necessarily referring to a combustion reaction, there *is* oxygen in the ocean.. How else do you think most sea creatures would obtain it? Gills simply allow them to extract the dissolved oxygen in the water, it most definitely does not break down water molecules into oxygen and hydrogen (too bad, though, if a simple organic/physical process could do this with very minimal energy input, pretty much all our energy needs would've been solved a LONG time ago -- and we wouldn't be here talking about oil spills either). And it's actually one other problem this spill is causing -- it's severely decreasing oxygen supplies in the places where the oil plumes are, increasing the risk of anoxia.

      For things to go BOOM you don't necessarily need oxygen, my friend, or any other comburent (don't see it used in english as much as it should, it defines the concept a whole lot better). There are many chemical reactions that result in "boom" whose working principles have nothing to do with the fire triangle.

    119. Re:Nuke it. by RMH101 · · Score: 1

      That's not a fuel-air bomb, is it?

    120. Re:Nuke it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What we need are a team of crackpot roughnecks, wildcatters, scofflaws, gamblers, geniuses with funny teeth, big buff black dudes, the best of the best, to go down and drill a hole in the earth with somekinda chrome robot, drop the nuke in and save the Earth. We will lose a few due to violent outgassing and a failure of the automatic firing mechanism, but hey thats the cost of freedom.

  5. Miles? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Several miles hunh? I feel perfectly safe.

  6. temporary reassurance by tverbeek · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "A leading edge sheen is getting close to it, but it has not entered the Loop Current. The larger volume of oil is several miles from the Loop Current."

    Oh, so the inevitable hasn't happened yet. That's so reassuring.

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    1. Re:temporary reassurance by SoTerrified · · Score: 1

      Wish I had mod points for you. That's exactly what I was thinking... It's the classic one where the guy leaps off the top of a building. And as he falls, passing each floor, the people on that floor can hear him saying "So far, so good...".

      "It would be a huge disaster if it entered the Loop Current. But it's still 10 miles away, so relax."
      "It's still 5 miles away. Relax"
      "It's still 2 miles away. Relax".

      And we're still how far from a viable solution to plug the leak? Weeks?

    2. Re:temporary reassurance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nevermind. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/world/us_and_canada/10127904.stm

  7. Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Atlantic can take a little oil spill no problem. BP has saved us again!

  8. A plus? by Cornwallis · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Look at the bright side. Now the satellite imagery of the loop current will be much easier to read with the oil tracer.

    1. Re:A plus? by oldspewey · · Score: 1

      Also, if the entire Gulf of Mexico as well as the Atlantic Gulf Stream are covered in giant slicks of oil, it will effectively shut down the heat-transfer mechanism that fuels hurricanes. Really, we ought to schedule a blowout like this every year around April or May just to be safe.

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    2. Re:A plus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Better still, the oil could end up in the hurricane clouds. Imagine an entire hurricane's worth of oil vapours and droplets getting ignited by lightning! Fun fun fun!

    3. Re:A plus? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think this was a joke.

  9. Whip it good by Combatso · · Score: 0

    Perhaps if we got lots of boats with lots of fast spinning proppelers, we could whip it in to Cool-Whip. Then seafood will be extra tasty and tourism will go up.

  10. drill baby drill! by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Insightful

    what was that crass slogan again?

    why don't i hear it anymore?

    meant to appeal to low iq dimwits as a valid solution to the energy crisis? you know, buy us a couple more months of soccer moms in SUVs in suburban sprawl, before the inevitable? hey, what's a little ecosystem destruction when we need to go to walmart to buy plastic crap and mcdonalds to shovel more calories in our distended waistlines? why's it smell like oil near the beach mommy?

    as the economy recovers, as newly rich brazilian, chinese, and indian economies begin to suck energy like the west, as the oil only gets deeper and deeper... welcome to a near future, 2015, 2020: $10 a gallon gas. except those brazilian, chinese, and indians: they are already seeking alternatives. you know like nuclear... NOT IN MY BACKYARD!

    you were warned back in the 1970s. but you kept funding the saudis, who kept building wahhabi madrassas in pakistan, and you got 9/11. but you still didn't see the writing on the wall. in fact, you thought it was a good excuse to secure some iraqi oil

    now you're destroying your own shorelines, and still living in denial, still a hopeless rationalizing junkie addict

    when the inevitable comes, when we can no longer afford the gas guzzling lifestyle, many of you will say "who saw that coming?"

    plenty of us did, jackass

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    1. Re:drill baby drill! by Nyder · · Score: 2, Insightful

      what was that crass slogan again?

      why don't i hear it anymore?

      meant to appeal to low iq dimwits as a valid solution to the energy crisis? you know, buy us a couple more months of soccer moms in SUVs in suburban sprawl, before the inevitable? hey, what's a little ecosystem destruction when we need to go to walmart to buy plastic crap and mcdonalds to shovel more calories in our distended waistlines? why's it smell like oil near the beach mommy?

      as the economy recovers, as newly rich brazilian, chinese, and indian economies begin to suck energy like the west, as the oil only gets deeper and deeper... welcome to a near future, 2015, 2020: $10 a gallon gas. except those brazilian, chinese, and indians: they are already seeking alternatives. you know like nuclear... NOT IN MY BACKYARD!

      you were warned back in the 1970s. but you kept funding the saudis, who kept building wahhabi madrassas in pakistan, and you got 9/11. but you still didn't see the writing on the wall. in fact, you thought it was a good excuse to secure some iraqi oil

      now you're destroying your own shorelines, and still living in denial, still a hopeless rationalizing junkie addict

      when the inevitable comes, when we can no longer afford the gas guzzling lifestyle, many of you will say "who saw that coming?"

      plenty of us did, jackass

      Yes, I'll bet you did.

      I suppose to prove your point you don't drive, you don't use oil in your house, you have solar panels on the roof and of course, you use all natural stuff, no plastic or anything made from oil?

      No? Then stfu.

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    2. Re:drill baby drill! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Im not an expert, but I feel like a nuclear leak would be just as bad as an oil spill.

    3. Re:drill baby drill! by Combatso · · Score: 0

      awh.. dont take away his sense of smug self satisfaction.. he rides his bike to work... on sunny days, when hes not too tired... and his 'no war for oil' sticker is making a difference! it really is

    4. Re:drill baby drill! by laejoh · · Score: 1

      why's it smell like oil near the beach mommy?

      Kilgore: Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that.

      [kneels] Kilgore: I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like

      [sniffing, pondering]

      Kilgore: victory.

    5. Re:drill baby drill! by ryanvm · · Score: 1

      Spill, baby, spill!

    6. Re:drill baby drill! by bwalling · · Score: 1

      Go look up what happened at Three Mile Island. It was contained, just like it was supposed to be. Problem was, everyone panicked and we quit building nuclear plants for like 30 years. Now, we're behind on doing it because of the fear.

      Currently, none of the major energy alternatives are clean. Nuclear has that nasty waste that we don't have a good solution for (though we should get on with reprocessing like other countries have been doing). Coal results in coal ash, which is possibly worse than nuclear waste. Oil is a total mess. Solar is nice, but expensive and still a bit inefficient. Wind is nice, but still a bit expensive and inefficient. Coal and solar both have geographic restrictions. Hydro is nice, but not everyone lives near sufficient geography. Conservation would be helpful, but the obesity epidemic suggests that Americans have little self control. To make conservation happen would likely require the introduction of taxes, which politicians are too scared to do.

    7. Re:drill baby drill! by ZekoMal · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because if you don't live off the grid 100%, then oil will therefore last forever and we should just ignore all problems down the road!

      -cough-

    8. Re:drill baby drill! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen.

      You forgot to mention 'cover the landscape with wind turbines' ...
      Since 1973, energy strategy in North America has consisted of putting the thinking end so far up the other end the leadership has turned into Klein bottles.

    9. Re:drill baby drill! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look on the bright side. Now you have an outlet for all your self-righteous indignation. Nothing feels quite as good to someone trying to run other people's lives as saying "I told you so!"

    10. Re:drill baby drill! by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      That crass slogan was the result of people listening to an Alaskan politician on oil matters (might as well ask a Texan politician too, while you're at it). You don't get advice from someone with such a vested interest in the matter. That's like treating the governor of Nebraska as an objective adviser on the question of whether we need more wheat subsidies.

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    11. Re:drill baby drill! by vlm · · Score: 1

      ... we should just ignore all problems down the road!

      Well, basically, yes. For two reasons.

      Its very much like facing your own mortality, or mortality in general. Folks whom are a little further along the grieving path or however you want to describe it, tend to get tired of hearing people stuck at the "panic" and/or "bargaining" stage VERY loudly declaring their location on the path. To everyone before them on the path, they make no sense or at best are annoying. You're at the bargaining stage of the grief process, that's just great, and just why should everyone not personally connected to you care what stage you're at?

      The other way its pointless, is modern american society is focused around generating fear of one issue to sneakily implement some completely unrelated policy. I think it sucks. Why feed the beast? If the only reason to pay attention and get scared is so some bastard can sneak in a block of net neutrality or put in airport scanners or something else equally irrelevant to the problem, then F them, ignore them. Being a coward, outside of wartime, used to merely be a moral failing, but now it causes actual active cultural decay. Going thru life as a coward is a mental disease like any other, and the politicians whom prey off those mentally ill constituents are just bastards, so don't play their game.

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    12. Re:drill baby drill! by danceswithtrees · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you were warned back in the 1970s. but you kept funding the saudis, who kept building wahhabi madrassas in pakistan, and you got 9/11. but you still didn't see the writing on the wall. in fact, you thought it was a good excuse to secure some iraqi oil

      now you're destroying your own shorelines, and still living in denial, still a hopeless rationalizing junkie addict

      I suppose to prove your point you don't drive, you don't use oil in your house, you have solar panels on the roof and of course, you use all natural stuff, no plastic or anything made from oil?

      No? Then stfu.

      I think you are proving the parent's point. People were trying to sound the warning bell about our over-dependence on oil and the counter argument was that everyone uses some oil so they should "STFU." Granted the parent's post is in a "I told you so," scolding tone, but he does make a very valid point-- we use a lot more oil than we need, the price of oil is kept artificially low, and the consequences are coming back to haunt us.

      Our country has not had a valid energy plan for decades-- taxing oil to bring it in line with the real cost (to the environment and militarily) would force people to reconsider whether they really need to drive an oversized SUV. That might drive down consumer oil consumption 10-20% (I am making that figure up in my head but considering that a modern compact uses well under half of the gas a large SUV uses to go the same distance I think a reasonable estimate (not short term but long term after people have made their next car purchasing decisions based on the new price of gas)). Use the money to fund research into alternative energy sources.

      Instead of a rational plan, we have "drill, baby, drill."

    13. Re:drill baby drill! by QuantumPion · · Score: 1

      A few points.

      a) Where would we be if we banned all air travel (or merely the production of new airplanes) after the first plane crash? Where would we be if we dismantled all nuclear power plants after TMI? Ceased all coal mining after any one of the recent mine disasters? Ceased all chemical products production after the Bhopal disaster? Guess what, shit happens. You make safeguards to prevent them. You have a plan how to fix things when they go sour. But life is risky, there is no avoiding it.

      b) if we don't drill for oil, someone else will. And it is almost certain that they will have far more lax safety standards, and not really care so much if they do have a spill.

      c) the crazy Muslims have been violent for long, long, long before any oil was discovered in the region. Don't make excuses for their barbarism.

    14. Re:drill baby drill! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is it environmentally unfriendly to use capital letters once in a while?

    15. Re:drill baby drill! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      meant to appeal to low iq dimwits

      And not a capital letter in your whole rant.

    16. Re:drill baby drill! by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Well, we pretty much stopped building nuclear plants after TMI and started decommissioning the ones that were running. I seriously doubt the US will ever build a nuclear plant within the next 50 years. We almost certainly aren't going to build a coal-fired power plant either.

      There are plenty of people that want to stop all coal mining right now because of mine accidents. They say it is just to risky to continue to allow people to be killed for coal.

      Have you tried to build a chemical plant since Bhopal? No? The answer is pretty much "No." We haven't built a refinery since the 1970s and are on track to never building another one of those either.

      Overall, we have put ourselves into a really nice corner and the environmental movement stands to ensure that things go steadily downhill from here on out. Hopefully, someone will find a really clean way to make solar cells so that we can figure out how to power computers with 1/100th of the current electric supply, during the day.

    17. Re:drill baby drill! by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      as the oil only gets deeper and deeper

      That's not strictly true. Some of this oil can be had from much shallower waters but for a forcible ban on such practices by governments.

      Could this leak have been plugged if it were a mile off shore? I suspect it could have. A mile down is beyond our reliable technology's reach.

      But people don't want to look at oil rigs while they're swimming. This is a consequence (combined with failed energy policy, of course).

      To play devil's advocate, having the far-offshore rig did prevent a shoreline catastrophe. But if it wouldn't have happened near land, that point is moot.

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    18. Re:drill baby drill! by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Oh you are missing a lot of facts here. There are nuclear plant construction permits going forward right now. I personally was involved in the construction of a new chemical plant post-Bhopal. There are definitely coal burning power plants going forward. The reason that no new refineries are being built in the US is because of lack of profitability in that business.

      http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=1G1GGLQ_ENUS278&=&q=new+coal+burning+power+plants&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=&gs_rfai=
      http://www.nytimes.com/2010/02/17/business/energy-environment/17nukes.html

    19. Re:drill baby drill! by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      Only on slashdot would such a screed be rated 'insightful'.

      "you were warned back in the 1970s. but you kept funding the saudis, who kept building wahhabi madrassas in pakistan, and you got 9/11. but you still didn't see the writing on the wall. in fact, you thought it was a good excuse to secure some iraqi oil
      now you're destroying your own shorelines, and still living in denial, still a hopeless rationalizing junkie addict"

      So were you one of the ones in the 1970s that warned us about DDT (wrong), Ice Ages (wrong), exhaustion of water resources (wrong), too many people (wrong), widespread famine (wrong), peak oil (wrong)? I think you were the same guys that were meanwhile promoting free love (AIDS), the widespread use of recreational chemicals, and a generally entirely self-centered lifestyle (remember it was YOUR generation that morphed into Gordon Gekko)?

      I mean hey, don't let me get in the way of your 20/20 hindsight, but in terms of telling us WHICH sky is falling (today), your predictions have sucked and the things you told us to enjoy have ended up being almost catastrophic.

      Pardon me if nobody's listening to your froth.

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    20. Re:drill baby drill! by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Going thru life as a coward is a mental disease like any other, and the politicians whom prey off those mentally ill constituents are just bastards, so don't play their game.

      Ironic you would say that considering just how cowardly your solution of ignoring problems and hoping they will go away is.

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  11. Damn by ChinggisK · · Score: 1

    Guess I better go to the beach today while it's still a good place to be.

    1. Re:Damn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Too late.

  12. Streamlines by cosm · · Score: 4, Informative

    If you have a google account, check out this link. It adds the ArcGIS Server - Message in a Bottle applet to your google maps. Click the map and watch the "bottle" travel the path of the streamlines. Do it a couple times around the area of the oil spill and get a rough idea of the possible trajectories. Yes there are significant differences between an oil slick on top of the water and a glass bottle, but I have yet to find anywhere else public-ish facing where you can dynamically plot stream line points for free. Map experts/enthusiast?

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    1. Re:Streamlines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah you can't find any others that do this because like weather ocean currents are chaotic and the applet is totally bogus.

      check out the real GFS/ROMS etc. models run by real oceanographers in Florida using real wind data & animated on the weather channel's website, from the nice link in TFA's summary.

    2. Re:Streamlines by cosm · · Score: 1

      Here is a better example, its a bit more responsive and its hosted directly on the ArcGIS demo center, no registration required, (just?) silverlight. Zoom in to the gulf and just start clicking.

      And yes, again, this is probably wildly inaccurate and unpredictable, but it is still pretty cool.

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  13. Don't scaremonger, focus on the positive. by dpbsmith · · Score: 2, Funny

    The press is focussing too much on the "what if" and not the "what is."

    First of all, how do we even know that the oil is harmful? There haven't been any long-term scientific studies on oil spills of this much oil of this kind. Why, for all we know, it might be beneficial! We shouldn't rush to judgement until this has been properly studied.

    Second, let's stop using loaded terms like "pollution." Economists say we should measure the value of something by what people are willing to pay for it. Oil is worth $72 a barrel. The price of enough Instant Ocean to mix up a barrel of seawater is $8.72. So let's stop talking about oil as "polluting" seawater, let's be rational and unemotional and say that the oil is "enriching" the seawater.

    Third, hasn't it occurred to anyone that this oil might prevent the harmful sea surges that did so much damage to New Orleans during the Katrina disaster? Let's stop berating BP when all they're really doing is pouring oil on the troubled waters.

    1. Re:Don't scaremonger, focus on the positive. by gringer · · Score: 1

      First of all, how do we even know that the oil is harmful?
      Second, let's stop using loaded terms like "pollution."
      Third, hasn't it occurred to anyone that this oil might prevent the harmful sea surges

      ...

      [that's a strong, emphasised "speechless"]

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    2. Re:Don't scaremonger, focus on the positive. by Bigbutt · · Score: 1

      Cool. Sarah Palin has an account on Slashdot!

      Hey, how's that "drill, baby, drill" workin' for ya?

      [John]

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    3. Re:Don't scaremonger, focus on the positive. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Eh, the OP is undoubtedly a troll. No one could possibly be *that* stupid unless they were doing it on purpose.

    4. Re:Don't scaremonger, focus on the positive. by curmudgeon99 · · Score: 1

      So, how long you been working in the Petroleum industry? Do you recall the damage inflicted by the Exxon Valdez? By the Santa Barbara spill in 1969? Surely the oil comes from a natural source but so does mercury. Do you want to sprinkle some mercury on your cornflakes? Yes, this stuff is polluting. There is no question of that. Unless you can drink a gallon of oil, this question is done.

    5. Re:Don't scaremonger, focus on the positive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least source your jokes when you rip them off Bill Maher.

    6. Re:Don't scaremonger, focus on the positive. by InsertCleverUsername · · Score: 1

      Sigh... What's with kids today? The poster was being satirical --in the spirit of Swift's Modest Proposal or Colbert. Sure, it took me a couple of sentences to catch on, but come on people, obviously dpbsmith is being funny. Please mod appropriately.

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    7. Re:Don't scaremonger, focus on the positive. by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Troll is the new funny.

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    8. Re:Don't scaremonger, focus on the positive. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sigh... What's with kids today? The poster was being satirical ...

      Yeah seriously. They're nowhere near as clever or as smart as they believe themselves to be.

      They think they're being so fucking cool when they're all snarky or sarcastic but God forbid you say something snarky or sarcastic because it just goes right over their poor little heads and they think you're serious.

    9. Re:Don't scaremonger, focus on the positive. by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      Or, you know, satirical.

  14. bologna by nadaou · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Other experts are a little more cautious: "We know the oil has not entered the Loop Current," Coast Guard Rear Admiral Mary Landry said at a news conference Monday afternoon. "A leading edge sheen is getting close to it, but it has not entered the Loop Current. The larger volume of oil is several miles from the Loop Current."

    I think you got a word wrong there. Coast Guard Rear Admiral Mary Landry is not an other expert in this area at all. Any other [scientific] expert would never make such an absolutist statement, and a few miles is within a hour or two's drift (*spread is not necessarily the same rate as the water currents) so by the time her statement hit the papers it would already be false. And who knows what the hell's going on subsurface where the satellites don't see?

    "Dispersal" of a slick into a cloud of droplets does not mean the cloud-plume itself has or will dispersed.

    And why has the US gov't not put its foot down and demanded that the invited but then uninvited (by BP the day before they thought the dome would work) Wood's Hole team be allowed to measure the flow rate with the instruments that BP claimed did not exist? [NY Times 16 May] Even if there's nothing much we can do with that number now, by having better data about the size of the spill and measuring the effects over the coming months and years we can better understand and plan future responses. I see what BP has to lose by that number being properly established, but why aren't they being forced to establish it anyway?

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    1. Re:bologna by Combatso · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Any other [scientific] expert would never make such an absolutist statement,

      Unless they were 'climate change' science experts, then its okay to make absolutist statements.

    2. Re:bologna by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 0, Troll

      Listen, now. The science of climate change is proven. We have no need for further questioning. The original data has been shredded and the reports have been published. In a Peer Reviewed fashion. So quiet down. You're probably not even a scientist. Where's your Tenure at?

    3. Re:bologna by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I see what BP has to lose by that number being properly established, but why aren't they being forced to establish it anyway?

      Maybe because they would have to remove the siphon they have running and stop collecting oil? Just let it spill out into the ocean while the scientists futz around with their equipment?

    4. Re:bologna by nadaou · · Score: 1

      Unless they were 'climate change' science experts, then its okay to make absolutist statements.

      [reputable] citation needed

      seriously. and not just a "journalist's" paraphrasing, partial quote, or misquote. I want to see the actual peer reviewed journal article or technical report they based their article on, stated by a real climate change scientist.

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    5. Re:bologna by nadaou · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Maybe because they would have to remove the siphon they have running and stop collecting oil? Just let it spill out into the ocean while the scientists futz around with their equipment?

      besides the post facto aspect of your argument (they've had weeks) and the fact that you could sum the volumes of the siphoned and measured split, standard acoustic flow rate monitors clamp around the tube and can be placed well upstream of the siphon tube.

      I am not sure of the exact tech they plan(ned) to use, only that it's the same as they use to measure outflow from Black Smokers at the mid-ocean ridge. And I can assure you that they are just as adept wih their ROVs as the oil guys are with theirs. The science guys operate in a lot deeper water than this and have much less bottom time to work with so futzing around is not a fair comment.

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    6. Re:bologna by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow, so many ways your hate blinds you. But let's look at a factual one. Suppose, for a moment, that you've got a few robots working a mile undersea. Imagine these have umbilical cords a mile long. Imagine that these umbilical cords are connected to corks bobbing on top of the water. Imagine, now, that, while you're loosing a several million dollars a day, someone else wants to bring their own robot in and drive all around your work site. How well is that going to work? By the way, they're not there to help you. They're coming to hurt you, and won't give you any information you don't already have.

      is this
      a) a good idea, because you hate BP
      b) a good idea, because you want to keep spilling oil
      c) a good idea, because political grandstanding is good
      d) a bad idea, since it gets in the way

    7. Re:bologna by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They've got up to 10 ships and 12 ROVs operating at any one time. There is an underwater air traffic control of sorts coordinating them all back on land. Modern ships with variable Z-drive (especially these work ships) can hold station without much trouble even in a small storm.

      Accommodating one more ROV team within this framework does not mean everyone else has to go back to port for the duration or stop work.

      By the way, they're not there to help you. They're coming to hurt you,

      You know what? Fuck BP. Fuck Halliburton.

      and won't give you any information you don't already have.

      I believe the point is that they don't have this information, and they specifically don't want to know it either.

    8. Re:bologna by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      No you can't measure the split because the presence of the siphon puts back pressure on the flow. You have to take the siphon out.

      Acoustic flow meters aren't going to do much good here either because they relay on Doppler effects to measure flow velocity. This is a two phase system so you need to know the phase ratio plus the velocity.

      My guess is that the "black smoker" instrumentation is based on laser velocimetry. That equipment would absolutely interfere with efforts to control the outflow.

       

  15. How old are they? by Two99Point80 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There's a lot of discussion about this over at dailykos - apparently tarballs take a while to form, as opposed to the brownish goo seen on the "60 Minutes" piece. So if they're actually tarballs they're not from this release of oil. They're being analyzed.

    1. Re:How old are they? by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yup, I read that discussion with interest. Apparently the "tarballs" are actually globs of nano-sized Black Helicopters created under the Majestic-12 program at Area 51 by Haliburton on orders from the Tea Party and their New World Order masters, the Lizard Man Kings of the Houses of Saud and Bush.

      Admittedly I kind of skimmed the comments, and in fact I wasn't sure that was the tarballs article - it could have been any DailyKos story.

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    2. Re:How old are they? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 3, Funny

      Those guys are morons.

      Everybody knows that Haliburton's patented petro-evil technology is the best in the business for artificially triggering earthquakes near impoverished nations as a pretext for the militarized export of neoliberal capitalism; but if you want nano-sized Black Helicopters, you need the nanotech that SAIC acquired when the reverse-engineered the Roswell Grey artefacts under contract from the Rand corporation...

    3. Re:How old are they? by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      And you know this how? The well has been leaking for a month now.

      "About a half dozen tar balls had been collected by Saturday afternoon at Dauphin Island, Coast Guard chief warrant officer Adam Wine said in Mobile. Authorities planned to test the substance but strongly suspected it came from the oil spill."

      http://www.wdsu.com/money/23492078/detail.html

      That was from May 7th!

      I think it's safe to say the tar balls that have reached the Keys are from the BP Oil Spill.

    4. Re:How old are they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I think it's safe to say the tar balls that have reached the Keys are from the BP Oil Spill.

      No it isn't, because there is an estimated 400-600K barrels of natural petroleum seepage annually throughout the entire Gulf of Mexico. And natural means exactly that. Natural, not from little minor well leaks, but natural seepage from the ocean floor.

      So it is entirely possible that those tar balls are from natural seepage. Any conclusive statements on their origin will have to await testing.

    5. Re:How old are they? by Train0987 · · Score: 1

      Not true. Tar balls form when the oil is weathered, and they have been showing up on the coast in S. La for about 8 days now. The ones found on Key West were sent to LSU for analysis, but consensus here says they are from the blowout.

    6. Re:How old are they? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think it's safe to say the tar balls that have reached the Keys are from the BP Oil Spill.

      Dunno about that. Looks more like somebody has lost their backups again.

      Hope they're encrypted.

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    7. Re:How old are they? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's kind of ironic then, since it is this site saying there are tarballs in key west and the supposedly crazy people at DK saying that there are not.

      So, which site has the tinfoil hats again?

      I know you're being funny, but over at dk, you can actually get banned for posting conspiracy theory shit, where here, it's a pretty much a standard.

    8. Re:How old are they? by hamburger+lady · · Score: 1

      unlike /. where idiotic shit is never posted.

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    9. Re:How old are they? by P0ltergeist333 · · Score: 1

      The funniest part of your post is that as it is written, it STILL contains more basis in fact than the fairy tales about Iraq WMDs, Obama's foreign birth, death panels, and everything that collectively spews out of Glen Beck, Bill O'Liely, or Lush Bimbo's mouths.

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  16. How far to the Gulf Stream? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wonder how long will it take for nature to deliver that oil at the British Petroleum backyard.

  17. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by CarpetShark · · Score: 4, Interesting

    From what Wikipedia says, this may not be BP's fault. Halliburton (the company famous for Iraq oil controversies including lying to the US administration) were cementing the well just a day before (by their own accounts). Transocean own the rig (renting it to BP) and their chief executive explained the cause of the incident saying, "there was a sudden, catastrophic failure of the cement, the casing or both."

  18. Umm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it's not. Obama is president. He wouldn't let that happen. Presidents control the weather right? Bush caused Katrina.

  19. Bring on the Death Penalty for CEOs... by willyg · · Score: 0

    Seriously. If the CEO of a major corporation, supposedly entrusted ( by the consent of the Federal Government) with safeguarding the environment while trying to make a buck on underground minerals, isn't held responsible for that corporation's actions, then we can expect to see a lot more of these environmental catastrophes.

    Washington, are you paying attention ???

    I think It's the only way to bring some much needed accountability to these problems...

  20. Mostly BP's fault by roman_mir · · Score: 4, Informative

    Rachel Maddow has shown an interview named BP's haste lays waste to Gulf waters with a whistleblower from BP who explained that just a little before the disaster a BP manager told Transocean manager to do the work of putting in the corks into the well faster, so that the pumping of oil could be done faster. Aparently the Transocean manager was against it and they had an argument and BP won.

    So it's mostly BP's fault, but I think still Transocean should not have complied with this clear violation of the procedure.

    1. Re:Mostly BP's fault by dunezone · · Score: 1

      From my understanding of the $75 million cap, if negligence can be proven that cap does not apply anymore.

  21. Yeah... by yoshi_mon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Was there any ever real doubt that a spill of this magnitude was not going to reach the loop?

    Here in Fla we get to deal with all sorts of fun naturally occurring things. And I don't really begrudge those things much like those people who live inland in tornado ally don't really begrudge mother nature for those things.

    But this...gah. And then on top of it I have to watch the super rich play the blame game? Fuck you. Seriously, fuck YOU.

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    1. Re:Yeah... by Bragador · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Fuck you. Seriously, fuck YOU.

      Me? Why? :(

  22. i'm not an expert by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Informative

    but japan and france have been nuclear dependent for decades, and i don't see many oil spills off their shores

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_power_in_France

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_power_in_Japan

    additionally, a lot of anti-nuclear opinions are based on 1960s era nuclear tech. new pebble bed reactors, air cooled: the staff can just walk away from these things, no melt down, no china syndrome

    thorium can be used as a source (very abundant) if uranium (mined domestically) gets low. and breeder reactors can turn the waste, even old waste that exists today, into 1/10th the volume, that is only mildly radioactive, for only a century

    and if we haven't figured out fusion by the time the uranium and thorium and oil runs out, well then we deserve to be doomed to the collapse of civilization

    because i hope you realize, if we don't have a coherent energy source plan, as oil gets deeper and more consumed, that that is what we are headed for

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    1. Re:i'm not an expert by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      but japan and france have been nuclear dependent for decades, and i don't see many oil spills off their shores
      Japan still gets 70% of their power from fossil sources.

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    2. Re:i'm not an expert by joggle · · Score: 1

      You don't see much nuclear power in Japan, in large part due to stories like these:

      (July 2007)
      http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/nationworld/2003793900_quake18.html
      (September 1999)
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/461446.stm
      (July 1999)
      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/393216.stm

      Probably not the best idea to rely on nuclear power in a very active seismic area.

  23. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If you hire the lowest bidder contractor to do your dirty (or illegal) work, and they mess it up (or get caught), it's still your responsibility.

  24. i am smug by circletimessquare · · Score: 1, Insightful

    i live in midtown manhattan, i walk everywhere. i don't own a car. no bike: i hate bikes, dangerous

    and i am the future. as oil prices creep up inevitably, inexorably, and permanently, the suburbs will die. we'll live like our great granfathers: dense urban centers, lots of public transportation

    so you better get used to my smugness, because your children and your grandchildren will be saying exactly what i am saying, "why didn't anyone plan ahead granddad? it was so obvious it was coming. can you walk me to the train granddad?"

    plan or suffer, your choice

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    1. Re:i am smug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I transport fruit and vegetables to your city with my truck. Let's see how long you last if I can no longer do that.

    2. Re:i am smug by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No, we don't need to get used to your smugness.

      We'll just cut off your fucking food supply.

      Grow food on the roof of your highrise. You should be able to produce enough to support about 10% of the people in your building.

      Here's a shovel you can use. To grow food, and later, to fight for it.

    3. Re:i am smug by maxume · · Score: 1

      You are a bit pessimistic.

      And your call of doom is a bit premature. The U.S. has enough natural gas to meet transportation needs for several decades.

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    4. Re:i am smug by russotto · · Score: 1

      and i am the future. as oil prices creep up inevitably, inexorably, and permanently, the suburbs will die. we'll live like our great granfathers: dense urban centers, lots of public transportation

      My great grandfathers lived in little rural towns in Europe with no public transportation, you ignorant clod.

      As oil prices go up, it will become MORE expensive to live in Manhattan vis-a-vis the suburbs, not less.

    5. Re:i am smug by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know that buses (currently) burn fossil fuels, right?

    6. Re:i am smug by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that you are a farmer, considering the we in the "We'll just cut off your fucking food supply." Threatening someone that you won't sell to them is capitalism at its finest. Then again, it also means that your demand is lower, your ROI is lower, and you run the risk of someone else just selling him the food anyway. All in all, probably as useful as you not buying a PS3.

      Or are you advocating to starve someone to death by passing a law that says "Smug people don't get food?" In which case.... get the fuck out of my country.

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    7. Re:i am smug by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Hope you like the smell of rotting horse manure.

      Horse manure and horse carcasses filled the streets of New York, Chicago, and other major cities in the US at the end of the 19th century. In the 1880s, NYC had 1,206,299 people, and about 170,000 horses for transportation. Because they were overworked and abused, the average streetcar horse had a life expectancy of only two to four years. They'd die on the street, where they were left or dumped into nearby rivers or bays.

      In 1880, New York City removed 15,000 dead horses from the street. Chicago removed 9,202 horse carcasses in 1916.

      Moving the 1,300 pound carcasses was no easy task - special trucks that hung low had to be made. An 1886 article in the Atlantic Monthly described Broadway as congested with "dead horses and vehicular entanglement" -- and we think today's traffic is bad.

      And the manure! It's estimated that each horse produced 15-30 pounds of manure per day. That means the 170,000 horses in New York and Brooklyn created 3-4 million pounds of manure EACH DAY. In 1894, the Times of London estimated that every street in the city would be buried 9 feet deep in horse manure by 1950. A New York editorial estimated that horse manure would rise to Manhattan's 30 story buildings by 1930 -- imagine that skyline! Also, each horse produced about a quart of urine daily. That makes about 40,000 gallons per day in NY & Brooklyn.

      From horse pollution to car pollution: In 1898, the first international Urban Planning Conference was held in New York. The topic: how to deal with horse pollution. Luckily for them, the automobile was just beginning to usurp the horse's role for transportation. Experimental motor cars had been around for quite some time, but cities had previously banned them or limited their use for reasons varying from cars frightening children and horses, to cars being "rich men's deadly toys." The most well known regulation was Britain's Red Flag law which required all cars to be preceded by a man of foot carrying a red flag. That's pretty interesting.

      The horse pollution crisis in the 1890s ignited fears of pollution, traffic jams, coupled with the rising prices of hay, oats, and urban land, and ultimately led governments and urban city dwellers to embrace the automobile. By the early 1900s the horse had become unprofitable and a great environmental hazard. The car, the modern-day environmentalists' nemesis, was, at the time, a savior. I wonder what will be ours.

    8. Re:i am smug by Locklin · · Score: 1

      We'll just cut off your fucking food supply.

      Oh, the country boy superiority complex. I almost miss that living in the city now. Yes, I know you masturbate while thinking about starving cities and living off your land with just a shotgun and a plow. It's not like your lifestyle is heavily dependent on industry, like your equipment, your (heavily used) vehicles, or your other supplies, let alone, any other technology you rely on. Unless you are a high-producing farmer (as few "country boys" are), you are actually living a high impact, relatively parasitic lifestyle on the rest of society. Your high mileage pickup truck, large, useless lot of land, and the extensive roadway/electric system to support it all depend on people who consume less and produce more than you.

      If you think a new "dark age" will be good entertainment for you from behind the sights of your rifle, you need a little more study of history. Unless you are good at coaxing large numbers of the starving poor to pick up weapons in your name, you will lose anyway.

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    9. Re:i am smug by Locklin · · Score: 1

      no bike: i hate bikes, dangerous

      Got a citation for that? I hope you don't use stairs or showers, or walk on sidewalks, or in parking lots either.

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    10. Re:i am smug by cdrguru · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Without oil-based fertilizer, pesticides and oil-powered farm equipment no real decision needs to be made about who is going to starve - approximately 90% of the current population will starve. The crops that are grown can't be transported to markets either.

      If you live in a city, you are pretty much doomed should this come to pass. The cities without food are simply deathtraps. Worse, before you actually starve you will either be swept up into a gang searching for the last few scraps or killed by such a gang.

      The only people that will survive are those in suburban and rural locations with arable land. If you can't grow a garden and keep chickens you are going to be in big trouble. No, I don't think a barter system will quickly evolve. I expect a lot of people to be standing around waiting for the government to "do something" only to be very, very disappointed.

      I think the electricity will be the first to go - we haven't built a power plant in 40 years of any real capacity and we are unlikely to really "conserve" our way out of needing more and more. Electric cars might just be the load that pushes the grid down - there is no way that we could support having cars plugged in during the day or until around 9PM in most of the US. So I would expect the grid to collapse within the next couple of years. No electricity means no gasoline pumps, so you can't fill up your gas-powered car either. Without transportation, the cities start to die from panic, lack of food and violence.

    11. Re:i am smug by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      and i am the future. as oil prices creep up inevitably, inexorably, and permanently, the suburbs will die. we'll live like our great granfathers: dense urban centers, lots of public transportation

      And manure clogging the streets. I'm glad my great grandfather was a subsistence farmer in what is still considered wilderness. Your ideal world of tomorrow sounds like hell.

    12. Re:i am smug by Phil-14 · · Score: 1

      You may be the future, but Midtown Manhattan isn't. Way too much heating oil used in the winter, too much natural gas (guess where that comes from? drilling, baby, drilling!), too much transport of food from outside... it's a big energy sinkhole.

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    13. Re:i am smug by PopeScott · · Score: 1

      Right, because there are no petro chemicals used in the building of a large city. Its all built from balsa and hemp.

  25. Re:i live in midtown manhattan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is in fact the future: dense urban living

    Did that during college: It's great and all, but I prefer to not have people peeing on my front door every weekend.

    there is a reckoning coming. as the economy recovers, gas prices will begin a creep up that will never go down

    As opposed to Manhattan rents?

  26. Minimal Impact? by sking · · Score: 2, Interesting

    According to NOAA Administrator Jane Lubchenco, who was interviewed on last night's McNeil Lehrer News Hour, the oil entering the Loop will have minimal environmental impact in other parts of the Gulf. She opines that "By the time the oil is in the loop current, it's likely to be very, very diluted. And, so, it's not likely to have a very significant impact. It sounds scarier than it is."

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    1. Re:Minimal Impact? by quatin · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But did she mention that some genius in DC figured it would be a good idea to let BP dump millions of gallons of soap into the water to sink the oil? The oil on the surface is but a percentage of the real oil pools. Mixing soap with the oil causes it to move lower in the sea column. The underwater oil columns are more dangerous in that they will wash onto coral and suffocate them from the bottom.

      Is she diluting BPs "5,000 barrels" per day or outside experts "100,000 barrels a day" estimate?

    2. Re:Minimal Impact? by maxume · · Score: 1

      She only mentioned the undersea patches in the context of downplaying press reports about the severity of the impact:

      http://www.deepwaterhorizonresponse.com/go/doc/2931/552671/

      (I haven't figured out the owner of that site, but the EPA links it, so it isn't way off the reservation: http://www.epa.gov/bpspill/dispersants.html )

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    3. Re:Minimal Impact? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 2, Informative

      The researchers don't even know that what they measured was oil.

      Asper later e-mailed Los Angeles Times staff writer Raja Abdulrahim, who had interviewed him Sunday in Cocodrie, La.:

              1) We are not 100% sure that the plumes are oil. We have NOT analyzed the samples yet and won't know what's in them until we do. That will take at least a few days or even a week or more and we don't want to rush these results. The sensor we used is not definitive for oil and other compounds do respond in a manner that is similar to oil and could be confusing us.

      Anyone interested in journalistic responsibility (and the lack thereof)on this story should read this article:

      http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/greenspace/2010/05/gulf-oil-spill-noaa-skeptical-of-oil-plume-reports.html

    4. Re:Minimal Impact? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The researchers don't even know that what they measured was oil.

      They'll get absolute confirmation in a few days. Until then, STFU. Oil isn't exactly hard to test for and it's not like studying these waters (and the goo in it) is not these researcher's full time job for many years or anything. Perhaps they do have a clue about what they are talking about? NOAA is playing a massive save-face game for unknown reasons.

    5. Re:Minimal Impact? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Here are some more excerpts to further illustrate the point. I.e. even IF it turns out to be oil the potential for harming the environment is low, and there are many other potential reasons for low oxygen content in the water.

      And no, I WILL NOT "STFU" to conform to the current ill-informed public opinions on this so-called "environmental catastrophe" which is in reality likely to amount to no such thing.

              2) I NEVER said that these "plumes" could cause a dead zone! It's really important that you correct that! Consider:

              a. We don't even know if there is any oil in the plumes so the oxygen signal we're seeing could be due to something else that is going on near the well and, if so, it could disappear overnight (we just don't know)

              b. The oxygen levels we saw are lower than "normal" but are no where near the danger zone! For the most part, they are not even as low as the layer above them that we call the "oxygen minimum zone." This is a totally natural layer caused by normal oceanographic process and it is found essentially everywhere in the world with very few exceptions. The oxygen levels in these "plumes" are not as low as they are in this natural layer that is found at this site, between about 150 and 400m.

              c. Even if the levels were dangerously low (which they are not), this plume does not have the potential to create a dead zone because it cannot be brought to the surface. That water is cold and heavy; it would take far more energy than is available to bring it to the surface anywhere in the Gulf, any time soon.

              3) Yes, we're concerned about low oxygen and yes these numbers are lower than normal but we don't see signs of anything suffocating for lack of oxygen down there. It's something to consider but it is very far down on the list of concerns.]

    6. Re:Minimal Impact? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course! It's not oil leaking! We are all so dumb! It is simply black water!

      Thanks for the explanation. Now, where can I fill my Hummer-limo?

    7. Re:Minimal Impact? by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      At your local BP station of course.

  27. take your pick: by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    high rent and people peeing on your front door, or $15/ gallon gasoline and lyme disease

    the suburbs are an endangered species. really. plan ahead now

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    1. Re:take your pick: by russotto · · Score: 1

      high rent and people peeing on your front door, or $15/ gallon gasoline and lyme disease

      Hmm. Let's see. $15/gallon * 12000 miles/year *1/25 gallons/mile = $7200. That'll pay for the rent for (generously) 4 months in a shoebox in Manhattan, and that's NOW. If high gas prices actually drove people into the city, rents would inevitably go up. And of course transportation costs in the city aren't zero either, unless you never go more than walking distance from your apartment.

  28. gee i dunno by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    they were building dense cities 4,000 years ago on the nile

    whatever is lost for moving food to the city is gained and then some by everyone not needing to drive 2 hours and sit in gridlock every day just to do their business

    dense cities are the norm for humanity. dense cities make sense when all you have is sailing ships and mules. when oil goes to $15 a gallon, the cities will contract in size and normalcy will return after 50 years of cheap oil fueled insanity. suburban sprawl is an artificial endangered idiocy

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    1. Re:gee i dunno by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

      dense cities are the norm for humanity. dense cities make sense when all you have is sailing ships and mules. when oil goes to $15 a gallon, the cities will contract in size and normalcy will return after 50 years of cheap oil fueled insanity. suburban sprawl is an artificial endangered idiocy
      Yes, the next influenza will really appreciate you slapping yourself so close to your neighbor so infection can spread so easily. Study some history genius, before declaring yourself the future and (ironically enough, like the wahabists you depise) deciding how everybody should live.

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  29. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by roman_mir · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Oh, BP is responsible for SO MUCH MORE than that. That company used to be known as the Anglo-Persian Oil Company, it drilled in Iran for decades before they got rid of the Shah. In 1951, when Iran finally had a democratically elected government, which decided to follow the wishes of the people and to nationalize the Oil fields and then provide APOC with a contract, which it hated, APOC went crying to UK and US politicians, and then the Democratically Elected Government of Iran was removed through a coup and APOC was once again free to do as it pleased, it got almost the contract that it wanted, it was less though, because there was just too much pressure from the people of Iran, who I think hated the guts of APOC.

    APOC renamed to BP at that time probably as a way to whitewash its image, you know: Accenture (formerly known as Anderson Consulting) did the same after Enron.

    BP is a very old and I would say evil entity, what I mean is that the processes in the company are such that from the outside the results of its work look evil.

  30. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

    Old news. Yes Halliburton is responsible for the well head and they are under investigation.

    However, BP decided against emergency shut off valves because, "it cost to much." BP also lobbied the government that they did not need environmental impact studies or a detailed plan on how to clean up an oil spill since they claimed 165,000 gallons of oil would never reach the coast.

    BP is very much at fault!

  31. i don't want to say "i told you so" by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    i want you to listen to reason: we need to get off oil now, or we will suffer

    and you react like i'm trying to run your life?

    no, i'm trying to wake you up from your ignorant complacency, and you are reacting like a teenager told by his mom he needs to stop playing videogames and start studying. that indolent sloth of a teenager would then say 'Look on the bright side. Now you have an outlet for all your self-righteous indignation. Nothing feels quite as good to someone trying to run other people's lives as saying "I told you so!"'

    so you are basically saying that american energy policy is akin to a fat lazy useless teenager with a sense of spoiled entitlement... but i'm in the wrong because i'm pointing out the simple obvious truth that we're on the wrong path? is that your message to me?

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    1. Re:i don't want to say "i told you so" by domatic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have to understand the mentality of the people you're arguing with. They think that their import oil fueled Escalade is the best way to show their Red-Blooded Americaness. This just goes to show the power of marketing. I recall conservative public service ads in the Seventies urging the necessity of getting off imported oil in the wake the OPEC inspired Oil Crisis. Mind you, they didn't bang on about "Saving The Planet" but they were very much about "Saving America". But then neocons shoved aside the real conservatives a long time ago and their Ministry Of Truth works great.

    2. Re:i don't want to say "i told you so" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Not all of us are wealthy enough to stop using oil without a significant impact on our lives. I don't see why it's neccessary that I sacrifice a damn thing just so you can feel good about yourself. I'm talking about people like me who couldn't afford a used car last year, let alone a new one. I spend about 1/20th of what I make in gas. The rest of it goes into paying off education loans and other more important things like feeding myself.

      Why don't you let us do what makes sense fiscally? If I can't afford it then I can't afford it. I'm not going to become homeless just so you can feel good about yourself. You really are honest about who you are, too. You want to run all our lives, just like everyone else.

      You are already doing the best thing you possibly can to reduce our need for oil: You are showing the rest of us that it's possible to reduce or eliminate our need for fossil fuels by making lifestyle changes. Why do you feel the need to badger the rest of us, for whom those lifestyle changes may not be neccessary or wholesome? Let us make decisions for ourselves. You might find that more and more of us will make the decision to switch off when it makes fiscal sense.

      The price of gasoline will eventually come to reflect its scarcity, and I'm all for doing things like eliminating all subsidies. Just doing that would achieve more than all the evangelism in the world.

    3. Re:i don't want to say "i told you so" by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      i want you to listen to reason: we need to get off oil now, or we will suffer

      I know you and I disagree on a lot of political topics, but I'm 100% with you here. I'm a greedy capitalist who's far more interested in my own lifestyle than in a spotted owl, but I want us to get off oil and onto something long-term sustainable, and ASAP. I'd happily encourage Congress to fund a Manhattan Project-style national security-motivated investment to make it happen. Forget about carbon dioxide and all that (even if I do think those things are important) - I just don't want to depend on the good graces of countries who hate us to keep my country running.

      Either we invest in alternative energy development now and eat the research costs for the next X years until it comes online, or we wait until gas gets ludicrously expensive and then start research - and then wait X years after that until we can use it. Maybe if we'd taken this stuff seriously in the 70s and 80s, X would almost be up and we'd have viable alternatives available today. Thanks, previous generation.

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    4. Re:i don't want to say "i told you so" by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      i want you to listen to reason: we need to get off oil now, or we will suffer

      and you react like i'm trying to run your life?

      no, i'm trying to wake you up from your ignorant complacency, and you are reacting like a teenager told by his mom he needs to stop playing videogames and start studying. that indolent sloth of a teenager would then say 'Look on the bright side. Now you have an outlet for all your self-righteous indignation. Nothing feels quite as good to someone trying to run other people's lives as saying "I told you so!"'

      so you are basically saying that american energy policy is akin to a fat lazy useless teenager with a sense of spoiled entitlement... but i'm in the wrong because i'm pointing out the simple obvious truth that we're on the wrong path? is that your message to me?

      The problem is you're essentially preaching to the choir here and you're being a douchebag about it. We're all very aware of the fact that oil is a losing solution and we should seek out other alternatives. Being a dick about pointing that out over and over again isn't helping win you any friends.

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    5. Re:i don't want to say "i told you so" by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

      If only it was so easy! You think people WANT to be stuck in rush hour traffic an hour or more per day? Don't rag on everyone for that. People will switch to better options if they're available. Often, they aren't.

      I have walked to work and telecommuted. But for some jobs I've driven in. There was no other way. I do have a nice little gas sipper. It could be far better-- it's biggest sin against fuel economy is that it's a "slushbox", an automatic with a torque converter that doesn't have a lock. Nothing better in automatic transmissions was available at the time. I prefer a manual, but some members of the family couldn't drive those, so it had to be an automatic. I have ragged on the auto manufacturers for refusing to make better cars available. What is so exasperating is that they have the cars! They sell them in Europe, but they won't sell them in the US. For my part, things have changed. We are no longer allowing the family member who can't drive a manual to drive at all-- too much mental decline from age. So now I can get a manual, but I won't, not until the auto makers provide some with SIGNIFICANT improvement in fuel economy. No, 35 mpg doesn't cut it. That's what I get now with my slushbox.

      As for the McMansions, some of us don't want a gigantic house that takes 3 air conditioners and a maid service to keep abreast of the cleaning. But builders love selling the damn things. So do banks. Much more profitable for them. Even governments kind of like them for the greater revenue they get from the proportionally larger property taxes. Don't put all the blame on us. Builders and banks have done all they can to upsell everyone into these monstrosities. It's been the same with cars. In some places if you want a new home, a McMansion complete with compulsory membership in a fascist HOA is the only choice there is.

      Once I even tried approaching the city for a tiny little change in zoning ordinances that could make getting about on foot a little more convenient. All I asked was that they allow a few gaps wide enough for pedestrians (and bikes) in those masonry fences they insist on requiring around the backs of strip malls. The gaps wouldn't be required, just allowed, so no one would be forced to make any change at all. A shopkeeper who heard this went completely ballistic over the idea. It would increase crime and liability, and (gasp) they might have to spend money to make the backs of the malls look prettier! The mall would have to raise the rents! It would lose tenants. It would harm the economy!! I couldn't get another word in. He was blazing away nonstop.

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    6. Re:i don't want to say "i told you so" by randyleepublic · · Score: 0

      i want you to listen to reason: we need to get off oil now, or we will suffer

      I know you and I disagree on a lot of political topics, but I'm 100% with you here. I'm a greedy capitalist who's far more interested in my own lifestyle than in a spotted owl, but I want us to get off oil and onto something long-term sustainable, and ASAP. I'd happily encourage Congress to fund a Manhattan Project-style national security-motivated investment to make it happen. Forget about carbon dioxide and all that (even if I do think those things are important) - I just don't want to depend on the good graces of countries who hate us to keep my country running.

      Either we invest in alternative energy development now and eat the research costs for the next X years until it comes online, or we wait until gas gets ludicrously expensive and then start research - and then wait X years after that until we can use it. Maybe if we'd taken this stuff seriously in the 70s and 80s, X would almost be up and we'd have viable alternatives available today. Thanks, previous generation.

      We are slaves. That is why the "previous generation" fucked us. You don't understand this. You don't have to. All you need to understand is one simple subject: Fractional Reserve Banking. That is the yoke that binds us. All we need do is end the practice of FRB, and we will be free.

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  32. Re:Well said! by oldspewey · · Score: 1

    ... unless you happen to like seafood.

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  33. Hurricanes + oil = ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Have any of these researchers discussed what might happen when the hurricane season kicks in? Hurricanes have been known to churn up water from the deep, and I can only imagine the kind of mess that is coming when a category 3 or higher comes through the area where the oil slick is located. A storm surge loaded with oil would be quite a mess.

  34. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by joocemann · · Score: 1

    All 3 are responsible. They can sue each other later...

    The thing to consider, though... how do you put a price on catastrophe? These companies don't really have enough money to compensate for it -- and in reality, since when could you ever compensate with MONEY something this ridiculously catastrophic to all things biological being affected.

    we should force them to reinvest all of their money (which would/should be paid to the people anyway for such catastrophe) into renewable energy production and then allow them to sell it to us a lightly profitable rates.

  35. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by maxume · · Score: 1

    It was Arthur Anderson accounting that was involved with Enron, not the Arther Anderson consulting business.

    That doesn't really establish anything about the culture that might exist at Accenture, but it does establish that it was different people.

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  36. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by jbengt · · Score: 3, Informative

    From a witness on 60 minutes, BP is the one who insisted, over the objections of the drilling service company, that the well not be filled with mud before plugging it for future connection to the production rig. Apparently it would have cost them some time and a few million dollars to add and later remove the mud, but if the mud was there, the failure of the cement would not have caused a catstrophic leak.

  37. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by maxume · · Score: 2, Informative

    The acoustic thing you are talking about is a switch, not an additional valve. It would have been another, redundant system alerting the failed blow out preventer that it should close (early on in the recovery process, they sent robots down and attempted to activate the blow out preventer, so it is quite clear that it failed).

    I don't pretend to understand the systems well enough to know whether the acoustic switch would have activated earlier than other systems (a scenario where it may have made a difference), but I get the impression it would not have made much difference. Mostly, that impression comes from the 60 Minutes interview where one of the crew members claimed that during testing, they accidentally ran a bunch of pipe through the active part of the blow out preventer, causing an unknown amount of damage to it. They tested the system after that, but they didn't inspect it, and it isn't clear exactly how much predictive value they thought the testing had.

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  38. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You're way out of date. BP deliberately compromised the standard procedure of plugging the mud (in the pipe) to short-cut the process. There are supposed to be three plugs, BP wanted to just use two. Transocean argued against this, but BP "won the argument" because they're paying the bills. They fscked up and now we're in the mess we are now.

  39. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    and then the Democratically Elected Government of Iran was removed through a coup and APOC was once again free to do as it pleased

    Not a coup, operation Ajax. A CIA rifleman shot the democratically elected leader of Iran in the head during a rally. That's why they hate us.

  40. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by dkf · · Score: 1, Informative

    All 3 are responsible. They can sue each other later...

    The important thing is to get the leak stopped. Let the courts sort out responsibility (and liability) at their own pace.

    The thing to consider, though... how do you put a price on catastrophe? These companies don't really have enough money to compensate for it -- and in reality, since when could you ever compensate with MONEY something this ridiculously catastrophic to all things biological being affected.

    I think you are placing too large a value on those biological things. It's just an oil leak, not the end of the world. It's not even doing anything really serious like contaminating drinking water.

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  41. Interesting Hurricane Season by cycleflight · · Score: 1

    The Atlantic surface temperatures off Africa are already higher than normal, and meteorologists are predicting the end result will be an earlier entrance of hurricanes into the Gulf of Mexico. Considering the size of the oil slick and the chance that hurricanes could be just a few months away, it looks like this hurricane season will be good and dirty.

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  42. what by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    do you want my email for?

    sign me up to the scat lovers newsletter?

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  43. Not Like They Could Stop It by Greyfox · · Score: 1
    This disaster so far seems to be beyond our technology to control. Had this turned out to be an event that would destroy all life on Earth (Or if it still turns out to be,) we would have been completely powerless to stop it. The damage done to the ocean already is beyond our power to repair as well, our only option is to wait and let nature deal with it as best it can. Millions of years of evolution and thousands of years of technological development and we are still as weak and helpless as babies in a universe that doesn't owe us anything.

    And will this near miss cause us to change our ways at all? Our politicians are blowing their usual hot air about fixing the problems that led up to this, but in the end their efforts will be no match for the billions of dollars the oil industry can supply to their campaigns, or those of their opponents. I haven't seen a single person step forward in the media and say that this situation was entirely caused by our greed and addiction to oil. No one has presented a particularly good plan for humanity as a whole to live sustainably on the only planet we know of that's habitable. If humanity wants to live, more responsible stewardship of these resources are in order.

    Like one of those stories where nothing is really tied up in the end, I'm not going to get to experience the end of Humanity's story. I used to be pretty optimistic about the potential outcome back when I was younger, but now I think the end of this story will be humanity destroying itself with its own greed. The universe doesn't owe Humanity existence. No God or UFO flying alien will intercede to prevent our demise. We'll just die out, just like the dinosaurs and nature will just shrug and try again. Perhaps I'm wrong, though. Perhaps Humanity will grow up in the next century or two. I'm not holding my breath, though.

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    1. Re:Not Like They Could Stop It by maxume · · Score: 1

      You are dramatically over-stating the impact of this thing. It isn't anywhere even close to threatening civilization.

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    2. Re:Not Like They Could Stop It by Gerafix · · Score: 1

      This time it isn't species threatening, you're right. What it does is show though is a pervasive attitude our species has for ignoring long term consequences of our collective actions.

    3. Re:Not Like They Could Stop It by cdrguru · · Score: 0

      Remember, living sustainably on this one planet means getting the population down to around 200 million really fast.

      There is no way food production can be done in anything like a "sustainable" manner and still feed over 6 billion people. Just that one fact alone should make it clear what has to happen.

      Don't seem to have the stomach for killing over 5.8 billion people? Then stop using the word "sustainable" as it is not something that can be achieved without that niggling little step first.

    4. Re:Not Like They Could Stop It by maxume · · Score: 1

      Like when we eradicated smallpox.

      The thing is, this spill isn't terribly likely to have many significant long term consequences. I guess if 'long term' means '1 human lifespan' it will have a few, but if long term means '1 million years', then meh.

      I would guess that even as short as 10 years from now, there will be very few ongoing effects from this incident.

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    5. Re:Not Like They Could Stop It by Gerafix · · Score: 1

      I wasn't talking about the spill specifically. It is the exploitation of finite resources, no matter the risk, for monetary gain. Using your own hand waving eradicating smallpox won't have any significant effect in a million years. There's bound to be a nastier bug between now and then after all, right? We're even helping create nasty bugs with the overuse and misuse of antibiotics, for one thing. The point though is that humans segregate themselves into small groups that try to exploit one another or the environment for as much resources as possible in as small amount of time as possible. This has and will create social and environmental disasters. The problem isn't the spill, it's what's in our brains.

    6. Re:Not Like They Could Stop It by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      I didn't say it was. I'm saying if it had been, we wouldn't be able to stop it. We're so arrogant in our attitude that our technology is capable of anything. It is not. And so we didn't completely kill the environment this time, should we just fuck the environment a little harder until we do? Perhaps this isn't the attitude we should be taking with all life on Earth at risk. At least not until we know we can live somewhere else in the universe.

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    7. Re:Not Like They Could Stop It by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      If it's not sustainable, those people (Or more likely their children) will die of starvation anyway. Or in our arrogance we could end up ravaging the world past its ability to support any life at all.

      Like I said, it doesn't really matter to me what Humanity decides to do with itself. I don't foresee the shiny, starry future that many sci-fi authors write about coming about. I think it's more likely that Humanity will destroy its world through its greed and arrogance. Perhaps that's why we haven't found any indication of intelligent life in the universe, because the odds of making it through this phase are so low that almost no species makes it beyond this.

      Humanity thinks it's all that, that it was chosen by God or some bullshit like that, to dominate the universe. In the end, I think it'll just be another also-ran, probably one of millions or billions of failed attempts for the universe to give birth to a species that can travel amongst its stars and witness its true glory.

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  44. LOL. ah, typical ignorance by circletimessquare · · Score: 1, Insightful

    they were building dense cities 4,000 years ago on the nile

    whatever $ is lost for moving food into the city is gained and then some by everyone not needing to drive 2 hours and sit in gridlock every day just to do their business

    dense cities are the norm for humanity. dense cities make sense even when all you have is sailing ships and mules. when oil goes to $15 a gallon, the cities will contract in size and normalcy will return after 50 years of cheap oil fueled insanity

    meanwhile, suburban sprawl is an artificial endangered idiocy

    if that "smugness" bothers you, why doesn't the traditional tea party/ republican low iq smugness and complacency about there being no problem in energy bother you?

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    1. Re:LOL. ah, typical ignorance by Phil-14 · · Score: 1

      I suspect the "dense population on the Nile" four thousand years ago was a very very small fraction of the people who live there today, or in New York today.

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  45. Might stop hurricanes? by maillemaker · · Score: 1

    As I understand it, evaporation drives hurricanes. With an oil slick over the gulf, maybe it will hinder evaporation and thus hinder hurricanes?

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  46. "what would be the negative effects?" by DogDude · · Score: 1

    "what would be the negative effects?"

    Of a nuclear bomb? Really? Are you kidding? Ask the residents of Nagasaki and Hiroshima if you honestly don't know.

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  47. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

    It was Arthur Anderson accounting that was involved with Enron, not the Arther Anderson consulting business.

    I think it's a little naive to ignore the fact that one hand washes the other. The accounting arm overlooks vairous shenanigans, because if they don't, then the consulting arm doesn't get as much business. The threat of pulling consulting contracts is a common technique to ensure you have "compliant" compliance auditors. I've seen it happen several times in the past 15 years. I think it's a little less common now than it used to be, though.

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  48. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by maxume · · Score: 1
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  49. Re:Well said! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being far away from you, I don't care whether you get raped and devoured by a pack of horny wolves.

    OK, I lied. I hope it happens.

  50. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by danceswithtrees · · Score: 1

    If you have figured out how to elevate yourself above "all things biological," you might share that information with the people affected by this spill. Never mind that you are made up of basically the same things (DNA, RNA, proteins, lipids) that all other "biological things" are made up of, but I think the parent was including people (those who make their living off the ocean, live near the ocean, or consume products from these areas) in the "things biologic."

    FWIW, we can't let our lifestyles cause an occasional massive kill-off of major ecological systems without it eventually coming back to bite us in the derrière.

  51. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by MarkGriz · · Score: 1

    Oh, well thank goodness Wikipedia has gotten to the bottom of this. Case closed then.

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  52. Count-Down to Extinction ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    has already started!

    When the oil slick and sub-surface plumes reach the turn-back west of the British Isles and near the Greenland Sea current, the thermohaline circulation will be stopped dead, not to mention that the oxygen level of the north Atlantic will not be able to support marine life.

    Way to go BP! You have found a novel way to start a new Ice Age.

  53. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by DeeFresh · · Score: 1

    "Accenture (formerly known as Anderson Consulting) did the same after Enron."

    FYI, Accenture's name change from Andersen Consulting was made official in January 2001. The Enron scandal didn't become public until October 2001, and that involved Arthur Andersen not Andersen Consulting (Arthur Andersen handled Enron's accounting, Andersen Consulting had split off from them in 1989). The relationship between Andersen Consulting and Arthur Andersen was actually rather acrimonious despite (or perhaps because of) their similar origins.

    Full disclosure: I worked for Avanade, a division of Andersen Consulting/Accenture, in 2000 right before the name change.

  54. hilarious by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    you're reacting to me like i'm really your parent. which was the analogy used in the above post, correct. however the idea was to actually understand the analogy, and use it for enlightenment on the source of bad opinions people have: indolent immature complacency

    but instead, you start roll playing your own psychological complexes!

    did you have a flashback? are you actually 14 years old? how do you feel about your mother?

    "Why don't you let us do what makes sense fiscally? If I can't afford it then I can't afford it. I'm not going to become homeless just so you can feel good about yourself. You really are honest about who you are, too. You want to run all our lives, just like everyone else."

    LOL! i can't read that without hearing it in the voice of a pouty valley girl. the teenage psychology is like an overwhelming stink. talk about a massive chip on an immature mind's shoulder

    dude: i'm not your father. really. YOU inserted the condescending psychology, i didn't supply it. you really have issues: you can't look at the underlying concepts, you can only mentally process the issues as one of parental authoritarian force

    here's an amazing fucking concept for you: maybe the issue here is PROPER ENERGY POLICY. not PARENTAL AUTHORITY

    why don't you try processing the FORMER issue and leave the LATTER issue to immature low iq dimwits

    pffffft

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  55. Sounds terribly random to me by Benfea · · Score: 1

    How do you know setting off a nuke won't open up a fissure somewhere else that just lets the oil vent there? Plugging it up and capping it off sounds a lot less random.

  56. Leave nuclear energy for later by Benfea · · Score: 1

    Right now nuclear power plants are not economically viable without massive government subsidies. When energy becomes expensive enough, eventually nuclear power will become economically viable, but until then, there are a lot of other alternatives that can offer energy without such steep costs to the taxpayers (although still some cost).

    1. Re:Leave nuclear energy for later by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Yes, but we aren't building any of those plants either.

      We haven't added to the real grid capacity in the last 40 years or so. We have built small "peaker" plants to try to keep up with periodic loads and with the shutting down of most industry in the US we have managed to rearrange the load pretty well. But we are pretty close to the edge now, as the whole deregulation scene showed in California. Yes, it can be managed better than they were doing, but electricity doesn't grow on trees.

      Oh, and whatever the plan was with the peeker plants it didn't turn out that way. They have been enlarged as much as they can and run continuously now.

      If only we could get China to make electricity for us as well as everything else.

  57. The 75 Million Dollar Question by MarkvW · · Score: 1

    The 75 million dollar liability cap is where my attention is focused right now.

    Every single incumbent who voted for that cap should be voted out of office. This kind of accident is so damn foreseeable.

    Our Congress got the American people to insure this ultrahazardous venture.

    1. Re:The 75 Million Dollar Question by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      The liability cap was part of an agreement that led to the establishment of the Oil Liability Trust Fund into which oil producers pay a tax. Last I heard there was about 2 billion in this trust fund. The idea was that the trust fund could be used in cases where the oil company could not pay for damages and to help small oil companies who would otherwise not be able to get insurance.

  58. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    and yet they changed the name.

  59. thank you by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    in the end, its not right versus left. the right doesn't want to fund islamic terrorism and gasbags like chavez and wants national security. the left wants a clean environment and livable cities and climate change security. its win win, there's no argument here, its beyond the traditional partisan divides. we can all agree on this one: NO OIL. GET OFF IT

    our only enemies are the oil industry, entrenched corporatism warping our media and our regulations and our country's political willpower. this is why we can't fulfill the obvious natural political consensus here

    before its too late, we better recognize we are junkies and see our drug dealer boyfriend for what he really is, because we're being put in a stupor and being fucked by someone who is happy to rape us and steal everything about us all the while lying to us: corporatism

    corporatism is not capitalism, and is in fact a greater enemy of capitalism than socialism or communism: read your economic history of oligopolies and monopolies, morons. don't believe the corporate funded propaganda that lies to you and says they defend capitalism when they really warp the marketplace by buying off our legislators and defying our regulations and rape our environment and our national security, and leaving us polluted poor propagandized in stupid, and they run off with all the cash

    before its too late, recognize the drug dealer who is raping you, and fight for your country BY GETTING OFF OIL

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  60. Re:i live in midtown manhattan by Beyond_GoodandEvil · · Score: 1

    That's explains a lot. Of course you don't use oil to transport any of the goods(ie food) you need to live do you? Thus you still need to STFU.

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  61. Re:i live in midtown manhattan by kevinNCSU · · Score: 1

    And it's not just their SUV's, those country bumpkins are wasting tons of gas with all these trucks loading who knows what type of nonsense onto them from farms and driving them towards the cities, just for fun I suspect.

  62. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but according to 60 minutes and Rachel Maddow, BP forced Transocean to cut corners during the sealing process to get it done faster. Specifically, they relied on a pressure test to check that gasses weren't building up in the well, which should have meant that the quicker procedure was safe. Unfortunately, a gasket in the well head had failed, making the pressure test inaccurate. And they knew the gasket had failed, because pieces of it had been coming up while they were drilling. Transocean wanted to seal the well the slow, safe way, but BP forced them to do it the quick way.

  63. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by maxume · · Score: 1

    Oooh, they changed their name so that people wouldn't associate them with the actions that someone else took. What a shameful thing to do.

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  64. Re:i live in midtown manhattan by joggle · · Score: 1

    You make a good point, although it doesn't completely invalidate the grandparent's either (very nearly does depending on his diet). An enormous amount of energy is used transporting all of the food and supplies to dense cities, especially NYC. Much of the food has to cross hundreds of miles to reach store shelves there. One of the best ways to reduce your carbon footprint is to buy locally produced food and I simply don't see how that's even possible when you live in a dense urban area.

    If you really want to have a minimal impact on the environment you would live at a smaller community where there are farmer markets and it is possible to eat everything you want with nearly all of your food produced within 20-40 miles of where you live (say at Boulder, CO). You still can get around with only a bike or by foot and still pay much less for housing and food than you would at New York City (although Boulder is considered an expensive town to live at by local standards).

  65. There are a couple of issues by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    The first being, obviously, political: if the US government were to seriously propose to detonate a nuke in the GOMEX, everyone from Greenpeace to your grandma would go bananas, as would the government of Mexico. You can say that politics shouldn't interfere in a decision like this if nuking is the technically correct thing to do, but... this is the real world.

    The second issue is technical. You can't just drop the nuke on top of the well - the explosion would just produce a giant volume of steam (mixed with radioactive byproducts - uncool), would generate a good sized tsunami, and wouldn't necessarily even stop the flow of oil. To make this work, you'd have to emplace the bomb in a tube drilled in the ocean floor. The location, orientation, bomb size, etc, would have to be correct, and to get that right you'd need need a bunch of geological surveys, run a bunch of sims, and then drill and emplace the bomb. By the time you do all that, you could have just gone ahead with the conventional plan.

    The net effect is that a nuke probably doesn't offer any real advantage over more "conventional" means of dealing with the problem, and the political and technical problems involved make it a non-starter.

  66. Somebody did the math on this earlier by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    In one of the many previous threads on this topic, this was brought up. It turns out (not too surprisingly) that the opportunity cost to BP of losing the remaining oil in the well is trivial compared to what they're paying in cleanup costs. Especially when you consider that they can just go a few miles away, redrill, and get to the same oilfield (it's the I drink your milkshake theory). No doubt they'd be happy to cap this thing as quickly as they could, but the nuclear option is not particularly practical.

  67. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NO they hate us by our freedom, our pizza, our women, our ipads and all that good stuff they can't have. They're just jealous.

  68. Are you serious? by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    I think you are placing too large a value on those biological things. It's just an oil leak, not the end of the world. It's not even doing anything really serious like contaminating drinking water.

    Is my sarcasm detector broken today, or are you serious? You know, right, that the tourism and fishing industries in the Gulf are worth billions of dollars annually, and that "those biological things" are pretty critical for that piece of the economy to continue to function, right?

  69. Nice false dilemma by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    Here's a news flash: there are more choices for going forward than to keep doing what we're doing and live with the accompanying environmental devastation, or living in the stone age. We could begin moving to a so-called "bright green" economy today, and in addition to avoiding these fun instances of ecological Armageddon, we could 1) stop shipping money to Saudi Arabia by the supertanker-load, 2) put people to work here in the US building, installing, maintaining and operating renewable/nuclear energy and fuel-efficient equipment, 3) avoiding all kinds of air pollution, and 4) substantially mitigate the risk of global warning. We don't have to pick from "stfu" and living in a cave.

  70. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

    They changed the name before Enron, as the SEC was pressuring all of the major accounting firms to spin off their consulting businesses. Their position was that wanting to keep the consulting work for a company was too much of an incentive to go easy on that company's audits. Andersen was the first one to actually go along with it.

    Personally, I think that incentive is still there as long as companies are allowed to hire their own auditors.

  71. If even Nature has another chance by sean.peters · · Score: 1

    We'll just die out, just like the dinosaurs and nature will just shrug and try again.

    If we don't get our greenhouse gas emissions under control, it could be the end of more than humanity - the existence of multi-cellular life could be at stake. Some of the worst-case scenarios for global warming predict summertime highs in the eastern US to hit 130+ degrees within the next hundred years. The probability of that is not very high, but still - I guarantee that there is not a single vascular plant species east of the Mississippi that could survive it. It's not out of the question that we could end up producing a runaway warming effect with an end result that rivals Venus for unhospitality to life.

    This is serious business. The possibility of terraforming other planets is much discussed on Slashdot. But there's a non-zero probability that we're actually "veneraforming" the earth - which would obviously have very serious consequences to those living here.

  72. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by Beelzebud · · Score: 1

    The only thing "Interesting" here is that someone actually thinks wikipedia is reliable for information on a situation that is still developing.

  73. Satire frequently backfires by FoolishOwl · · Score: 1

    I've begun to think that, given how popular satire and sarcasm are used in casual conversation and in pop culture, and yet how frequently satire and sarcasm are read straight, that it's just not a good way to make a point anymore.

    Sometimes, it's better to be known as humorless but sincere.

    Also, I heard a bit of Rush Limbaugh claiming that since oil is a natural substance, an oil leak is not a problem. Limbaugh is an idiotic blowhard, but he has an audience, so someone must be capable of believing such absurdities.

  74. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NO, they hate us for our freedom from ethics.

  75. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From what Wikipedia says, this may not be BP's fault. Halliburton (the company famous for Iraq oil controversies including lying to the US administration) were cementing the well just a day before (by their own accounts). Transocean own the rig (renting it to BP) and their chief executive explained the cause of the incident saying, "there was a sudden, catastrophic failure of the cement, the casing or both."

    It sounds like this goes all the way up to Dick Cheney. He may have personally supervised the secret demolition team that started this mess. Sorry...I got this from Wikipedia also...

  76. Yes, I was being ironic. I didn't mean to troll. by dpbsmith · · Score: 1

    Sorry if the humor wasn't broad enough. (Or, perhaps not funny enough?)

  77. Re:i live in midtown manhattan by Gulthek · · Score: 1

    Wow, you believe that midtown Manhattan is ready for post-portable-energy society? That dense urban living can survive? What are you going to eat? Asphalt?

  78. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, BP is responsible for SO MUCH MORE than that. That company used to be known as the Anglo-Persian Oil Company, it drilled in Iran for decades before they got rid of the Shah. In 1951, when Iran finally had a democratically elected government, which decided to follow the wishes of the people and to nationalize the Oil fields and then provide APOC with a contract, which it hated, APOC went crying to UK and US politicians, and then the Democratically Elected Government of Iran was removed through a coup and APOC was once again free to do as it pleased, it got almost the contract that it wanted, it was less though, because there was just too much pressure from the people of Iran, who I think hated the guts of APOC.

    APOC renamed to BP at that time probably as a way to whitewash its image, you know: Accenture (formerly known as Anderson Consulting) did the same after Enron.

    BP is a very old and I would say evil entity, what I mean is that the processes in the company are such that from the outside the results of its work look evil.

    Nationalization is theft.

  79. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by joocemann · · Score: 1

    I'm a biologist. I actually understand what value those 'biological things' have. You are placing far too little value on those 'things'. And this is catastrophic -- whether it leads to serious detriment to mankind is unknown right now, but despite that the event is most definitely catastrophic.

    I'm sorry you don't know enough to understand. Good luck with that.

  80. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Accenture (aka Andersen Consulting) is an IT consultancy. You're confusing it with Arthur Andersen, the financial consultancy that was involved with Enron. AC was forced to rebrand because Aurthur Andersen didn't like the similarity.

  81. What's taking so long? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why the hell hasn't Obama sent Steven Seagal in to finish all those fuckers at BP once and for all?

  82. Re:Good. Now it will leave the Gulf and move out by randyleepublic · · Score: 0

    Not only that, but when the annular grommet was damaged, BP pushed the consequences of that under the rug. What were the consequences? The pressure testing was invalid. No wonder the cement casings failed. I don't believe in the death penalty, but in this case I'll make an exception. The chairman and CEO of BP should face the wall.

    Still, the drilling company is just as much to blame. They should have told BP to stuff it. Put the CEO of that company against the wall too.

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  83. I am relieved. thank you! by SethJohnson · · Score: 1

    HAH. Turns out I was right. Coast Guard analysis shows that the tars balls are NOT from the BP spill.

    Whew! It sure is a relief to know there's nothing to worry about now from that oil leak in the gulf of mexico. Thank you for clearing this up!

    Seth

  84. Tar Balls? by c0d3r · · Score: 1

    Maybe you can gzip all of the tarballs or better yet, bzip2.

  85. Gulf oil spill ideas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where are the giant oil tankers, floating storage bins and dredgers and super suckers to vacuum the oil?
    Why isnt there a wall or fence containing the oil to a certain area while vacuuming it up?

    "You really don't need a nuke to handle it, you are trying to seal the pipe, big explosions are used to snuff burning wells so you can cap them.

    The ocean holds approx 326,000,000,000,000,000,000 gallons of water.

    The one quart is an extrapolation of some real data.

    www.awma.org/enviro_edu/fact_sheets/oil_spills1.html

    Which says under ideal conditions, a quart of oil may pollute up to 150,000 gallons. We had bigger spills during the gulf war then this, and due to the war clean up and dispersal efforts where not done for a long time. And the Gulf, survived, (we survived)

    But if we use the 250,000 number we still have 97023809 days before the ocean is polluted, but then again the well will run out of oil way before then. And that is assuming the oil does not blow ashore which it is, it assumes that the oil does not bond and sink which much is, it assumes some does not evaporate which yes oil does, it assumed they don't use bonging agents to sink the oil, it assumes they don't use chemicals to disperse and break up the oil.

    Simply put we have a long long long long long time before it will impact us to an extent other then making a few people rich, and a lot of us poorer as the fear factor drives food and fuel prices up.

    But that aside the well is not 30,000 feet deep it did drill that deep of a well in the tiber field in 2009, this well was not very deep yet. It did not land on top of the well. Oddly enough when a floating vessel sinks it does not go straight down, current carry it and move it as it sinks, it is resting on the ocean floor about 1/4 mile away from the well.

    All that said currently remote subs are placing a liner inside the existing pipe to seal it and pipe the crude to the surface.

    Really they don't want to seal the pipe itself, as that is a huge loss as in the cost of the drilling, and then loss of the oil. I don't agree with that, the well could have been sealed on day one, if they wanted to, but they want the oil.

    The internet is full of fun news sites, most of them run by people with hidden agenda's and motives, many who are just interested in having fun...

    You always need to temper what you read with common sense. Verify what you read by cross referencing the references and checking the resources. Often the easiest give away is the English and grammar.

    Wheres our tax payer dollars going ?

    This is not hurting us but its hurting you and your families for possibly generations

    There are 50 empty British tankers siting in port
    They each hold millions of gallons

    How about building recycling plants in the ocean or on the shore or mobile recyclers on tankers?