Websites That Don't Need to Be Made Anymore
They say that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, but there is a finite number of social networking or selling websites that the world needs. Here is a collection of the eight kinds of websites that absolutely don't need to be made anymore. I'd add dating sites and anybody who uses pop-up ads myself, but I think that would eliminate half the Web.
If the editors read the stories before posting them, they would have realized that the last item on the list describes the most recent slashdot initiatives...
Damn_registrars has no butt-hole. Damn_registrars has no use for a butt-hole.
It's a moron from Digg - this guys crap get's on it all the time.
Does anyone else have this problem with /., when you push the 'reply' it shows the page with the text area that is one quarter of the width of the page? I am too lazy to check the CSS, but is this happening for everyone here right now, or is it settings dependent and on case by case basis? /. - we don't really need more /. One is enough for everyone.
You can't handle the truth.
Are you kidding? Cloud computing can synergize your enterprise assets!
There's no -1 for "I don't get it."
You say that like that's a bad thing.
No folly is more costly than the folly of intolerant idealism. - Winston Churchill
Web sites which consist of a list of the top n things the author thinks are good, bad, useful, useless or whatever.
The Tao of math: The numbers you can count are not the real numbers.
1) "top 8 things" style articles
2) articles about apple loosing stuff
#4 hits it out of the park. STOP making me register for your site! I already have hundreds of passwords--I don't need to remember another one from your crappy web site!
I don't know about you, but the more "sticky" a web site is the less inclined I am to give them my email address...
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So there is no need to make signup because Facebook connect can do it.
No need for a another status update side because Facebook can do it.
No need for a "next facebook" because Facebook can do it.
Wrong!
Facebook is far from perfect. We should totally work on replacements.
but can it utilize revolutionary interfaces to productize cross-media e-services to mesh extensible niches which helps to incubate end-to-end communities and to drive sticky functionalities while scaling collaborative systems in an effort to monetize open-source convergence?
We are all about transitioning value-added web-readiness here.
You can't handle the truth.
Website that make you log in to even view things.. WTF is that? A members only club that anyone can be a part of? You know how many of those sites have bugmenot logins? your site is a failure, stop being a power freak, You wont get my real email address anyways...
A Website with those damned popups when you roll over a word... OMFG! I want to physically harm the guy that runs that site that has those.
Sound of ANY KIND.. a pop up of your ugly face talking to me in flash? I dont think so. It's not neat, its not cool. It's dumb and makes me want to never go to your site again.
Do not look at laser with remaining good eye.
I'm sure I've been living in a hole, but that site has some seriously funny stuff on it. Examples that made me actually laugh out loud:
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/facebook_suck
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/design_hell
- Vincit qui patitur.
I'd add dating sites
Let me guess...you're married? Funny how as soon as one person's needs are met, they no longer see a need for anyone else to have access to services that would supply them similarly.
"We can categorically state we have not released man-eating badgers into the area." - UK military spokesman, July 2007
I have a Launchpad account, which I use as my identifier on a few sites that take OpenID. But one problem in practice with OpenID is that a lot of web sites are OpenID providers (sites that issue identifiers to users) but not as many are relying parties (sites that accept other providers' identifiers). And what prevents a spammer from setting up an OpenID provider and generating an unbounded number of plausible identities?
Really? In the 1980s I could call up any number of virtual servers on the fly for a few dollars per month?
Cloud computing in the sense of buying time on a time-sharing computer system has been around since the mainframe days. Cloud computing in the sense of relying on an application service provider has also been around since the mainframe days.
The people with six-digit id's are greater in number. Someday, we will rise up and toss-off the shackles of oppression and servitude!
You'll be the first with your back against the wall when the revolution comes.
Required reading for internet skeptics
1,2,3, 5, 6 and 8 are almost the same, and sadly, all here to stay. Business processes ($$$) that weren't moving the web 20 years ago will guarantee it. Pandora's box, people.
I really expected a historical article about sites that are no longer, um, "socially vital" and have silently and mysteriously disappeared from the public eye.
Here's better candidates: "Shrine" sites with old midi's and gifs (we have blogs now). Ring sites linking each other so you don't need to search to find related interests. Sites with downloads of quirky icon sets and mouse pointers.
Sites that *should* also die because they're less usefull than those the TFA discusses: Perpetual domain parkers and typo squatters. Fake sites fishing for webcrawlers to point to thousands of other links, having no content themselves and adding noise to my searches. And I say to myself... "Good luck with THAT."
"Visualize Open-Source Users"
*shudder*
but can it utilize revolutionary interfaces to productize cross-media e-services to mesh extensible niches which helps to incubate end-to-end communities and to drive sticky functionalities while scaling collaborative systems in an effort to monetize open-source convergence?
We are all about transitioning value-added web-readiness here.
A challenge!
My new mission is to use each and every word in that post, during a meeting, before next friday.