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PETA Creates New Animal-Friendly Software License

Anders writes "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, the largest animal rights organization in the world, endorse a new FLOSS license. From the article: 'The Harm-Less Permissive License (HPL) is a permissive, non copyleft, software license. It is based on the FreeBSD license but with one additional restriction; the "harm-less" clause. It prevents software, licensed under the HPL, to be used for harming humans or animals.'" I guess this leaves the bunny-fueled power plant in Stockholm out in the cold.

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  1. My mouth is already watering by masterwit · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll be sure to "FLOSS" after eating my delicious manly steak tyvm.

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  2. Must use free-range coders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    You can no longer pen them in cages to achieve the desired marbling. This confines this license to small projects.

  3. I'm with PETA on this one... by Jafafa+Hots · · Score: 5, Funny

    I refuse to use software that's been tested on animals.

    I've seen video from hidden cameras of researchers stuffing javascript into bunnies eyes and ears. It's horrific.

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    1. Re:I'm with PETA on this one... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Funny

      They call it C SHARP for a reason.

  4. Oh! Harmless by Mikkeles · · Score: 4, Funny

    I misread that as hamless and thought it was a Moslem/Jewish licence!

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  5. New disclaimer: by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Funny

    "No mules were flogged in the making of this software."

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    1. Re:New disclaimer: by AltairDusk · · Score: 4, Funny
      Winamp is screwed:

      Winamp, it really whips the llama's ass

  6. Re:Thats nice... by madcatcasey · · Score: 2, Funny

    This license may not be used for the opening of cans of worms, as it may harm the precious creatures during the opening phase.

  7. I think I speak for most of the class when I say.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... Fuck PETA. Fuck them right up their stupid terrorism-supporting asses. Until that vile cunt ringleader who is dependent on animal-derived insulin gives it up and just accepts the fact the she was born defective and the natural pecking order has singled her out for death, then they can all just eat me. If all animals are equal to us, then she can just suck it up and die.

  8. Re:FLOSS software? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    You definitely love gobbling down Steve Ballmer's sausage.

    If Steve Ballmer's sausage were grilled to a crisp and slathered in mustard, I'd eat it right in front of him.

  9. Re:PETA is redundant, we have the SPCA by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Funny

    > If I were a cow, I'd take that over constant fear of predators and the threat of starvation.

    You pre-ordered and iPad, didn't you?

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  10. Harm-Required License by topham · · Score: 4, Funny

    This license is a permissive license, similar to the BSD license; however it requires at least one animal sacrifice when software is distributed. Note: 1 human sacrifice can be used to create a pool of 10 animal sacrifices. This reduces the amount of cleanup required.

  11. Re:Thats nice... by SydShamino · · Score: 3, Funny

    If they program a great software for sorting and handling animals in animal shelters, they've effectively made it that anyone who uses the software cannot euthanize animals. Not a bad move, though it could open a whole can of worms.

    Fortunately PETA is rabidly against canning worms, so that problem will solve itself!

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  12. Re:Insert PETA-VORE joke here by kd5zex · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey man, seriously... There is a place for every animal.

    Right between the mashed potatoes and green beans!!

  13. Re:FLOSS software? by bluelip · · Score: 2, Funny

    All this time, I thought PETA stood for People Eating Tasty Animals.

    At least it does where I come from.

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  14. Re:FLOSS software? by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's silly, a tiger doesn't have long enough digits to use a shotgun. Oh, I see what you mean...

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  15. Even better - animal-supportive licenses by Quirkz · · Score: 2, Funny

    Heck, I can one-up whatever they're doing. At least 50% of my own software was written with a cat on my lap or a dog curled up under my desk. All of my software doesn't just avoid harming animals, it was created while actively bringing animals love, warmth, and satisfaction.

  16. Re:FLOSS software? by 6Yankee · · Score: 2, Funny

    I am an omnivore.

    I'm an omnomnomnomnomnivore. At least, that's my excuse for this belly and I'm sticking to it :)

  17. People Eating Tasty Animals? by sbeckstead · · Score: 2, Funny

    What have People Eating Tasty Animals got to do with software anyway?