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Scientist Infects Self With Computer Virus

superapecommando writes "A British scientist claims to have become the first human to be infected by a computer virus, in an experiment he says has important implications for the future of implantable technology. Dr Mark Gasson from the University of Reading infected a computer chip with the virus, then implanted it in his hand and transmitted the virus to a PC to prove that malware can move between human and computer."

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  1. stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    just plain stupid

    1. Re:stupid by bondsbw · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So he takes a computer that can accept new software, inserts it in his hand, and puts new software on it. How novel.

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    2. Re:stupid by commodore64_love · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Agree. Transmitting from a chip to PC or vice-versa, is no big deal. The fact he put it inside his body doesn't alter that ability.

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    3. Re:stupid by homey+of+my+owney · · Score: 5, Insightful

      While I applaud your use of the cat, I think we need to ask the larger question: Was this guy institutionalized?

    4. Re:stupid by feldicus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ye gods, I've got one even scarier.

      Let's assume, for a moment, that we will one day see an implantable device that acts as a "mechanical kidney". What I'm imagining is something similar to my cousin's ileostomy (he has Crohn's Disease), in which one kidney is replaced with a filtering device that either dumps waste into an externally connected bag, or holds it in a surgically implanted reservoir until it can be emptied. Something that complicated would almost certainly need some level of control, and I'm sure there are a thousand and one things that could be analyzed in real time.

      "Mr. Pratt, this is Packmonger Insurance calling to inform you that your payment is officially past due. Per the terms of your plan's contract, we are reducing your blood filtration rate by 10%. This is enough of a decrease to cause low-risk symptoms of renal failure, without irreparably damaging your other major organs. Please consider your impending itching, joint aches, and/or increased urination an incentive to pay on time in the future. Thank you, and have a wonderful day."

    5. Re:stupid by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He caught a computer virus, as evidenced from the ability to infect another computer. However, he is far from the first. I sneezed on a keyboard, my friend used the keyboard, and later he sneezed on his keyboard. Using the scientist's criteria, that makes it a computer virus (can transmit from one computer to another). I was infected with my cold over two decades ago, and I doubt I was the first.

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  2. epic fail by timmarhy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    this sounds like that cyborg man retard from a few years ago.

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    1. Re:epic fail by LordSnooty · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As soon as I read the summary I thought of Warwick. Puffed-up PR posing as legitimate research. Classic Kevin Warwick. The Register used to have a 'thing' about him, a search there would reveal many similar antics in the past, including the notorious bionic chip.

  3. stupid by afitz2 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    OK that's pretty stupid.

  4. No, really by JamesP · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What a fscking moron

    Or a show-off.

    Or better, a fscking show-off moron

    I couldn't think of anything more irrelevant, like, REALLY

    I mean, this is Uri Geller type of BS

    The mind boggles.

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  5. How is this human to computer? by rotide · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Infect chip.
    Implant chip.
    Get chip to infect computer.

    How was it ever contracted, let alone transmitted by the human? You could wear the chip as a necklace, tie it to a paper airplane, or just throw it and get the same results.

  6. Proves nothing by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 5, Insightful

    All he showed was that a computer virus can be transmitted from an implanted computer to an external computer. The scientist did not infect himself with a computer virus, he infected a chip that he had implanted in himself. If it is news to you that a computer chip implanted in a person can be infected with a computer virus, then this is the wrong board for you.

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    1. Re:Proves nothing by pete-classic · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As Tyler Durden said, "Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken."

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    2. Re:Proves nothing by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think it's better to view this as two distinct discoveries:

      1) He showed that a computer virus can be transmitted from one computer to another.

      So, something even the most computer illiterate person has known for decades.

      2) He showed that having one of the computers inside a living organism doesn't grant it magic anti-virus powers and somehow prevent (1).

      Something only the remarkably and creatively crazy ever thought wouldn't be the case.

      I'm pretty impressed at the banality.

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  7. What exactly was this meant to demonstrate? by Vekseid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Or was the good doctor merely going after being 'first' at something?

  8. Not quite an infection yet by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    We're still far off from GITS's brain hacking. His biological functions remain entirely unaffected, as he is merely carrying the infected chip with him. Effectively, he might as well just be keeping a passcard with an infected smartchip in his wallet, the result would be the same.

  9. concept already well-proven by tverbeek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How is this different from transmitting a virus via floppy diskette, other than the fact that he carried it on the inside of his hand, and the read/write mechanism was RF instead of magnetic?

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  10. Re:I infected a computer with a virus by timmarhy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    thats nothing - imagine all the STD's keyboard's would have if you could transmit human to computer virus....

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  11. Worded poorly, and not news by theVP · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The article is just worded poorly. It implies that he actually contracted a computer virus, just like any human virus.

    All he really did was just implant a chip in his hand that had a virus on it. Then he demonstrated that the chip would actually transmit the virus. Which isn't really a huge shock, since he was using it to communicate with other devices in the first place. According TFA, he used it for security passes and his phone.

    So, at some point, he turned this into: "Pacemakers are at risk"....which, since they're not communication devices...no, no they're not.

    Sounds to me like someone lost their grant money or something, and was trying to justify eating doughnuts for 3 years and doing nothing else.

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  12. Bigger implications... by coolmoose25 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I agree with everyone that this demonstration was stupid... But the bigger question here deserves to be discussed - implanted devices CAN be infected with viruses, and we have to be careful about that... Implanted devices are becoming more and more common - it's not just pacemakers anymore. There was an article in Wired recently about the drive to create a "smart" insulin pump, one that would sense your blood sugar level and then adjust insulin delivery accordingly. This will become more and more common as we apply technology to "curing" disease... Keeping that technology virus free should be a high priority, especially as this technology gets integrated in more complex ways.

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    1. Re:Bigger implications... by coolmoose25 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Probably not. But we're not just talking about pacemakers here and that is the point. Implantable technology will continue to get more and more common - the insulin pump was just one example. There are now rudimentary artificial eyes that hook into the brain. That opens up all kinds of risks. And these devices are getting more networked... Heck, even pacemakers "call home" over a phone line to check on their status (you literally hold a phone handset on your chest to do the communication for some of them). Guaranteed that someday there WILL be a virus that infects implanted devices... Quicker if we are not careful.

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  13. /. needs a policy in Captain Cyorg news by Scrameustache · · Score: 3, Insightful

    http://www.google.com/search?q=captain+cyborg

    Ah, without clicking on any links (we have to stop feeding that fraud), google let me know this was the work of his sidekick, not him directly. Now, I demand that this fraud be fully identified in all future slashdot posts about him or his minions (an addendum to this thread would be wise, too), because HE'S A FUCKING CHARLATAN!

    Seriously, he called himself the "first cyborg" for putting an RFID chip in his skin years after people have had pacemakers, cochlear implants, and fucking wires in their brains (for vision to the blind and computer communications for the paralyzed). All reporters who called him "the first cyborg" should be fired, all "news" outlet that published that crap should be fined and stripped of all journalistic-perks (press passes, immunity from certain police procedures, etc). He's an attention whore who pulls these stupid publicity stunts to promote his books, stop helping him with his frauds.

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  14. I think i'm safe by 228e2 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    . . . my body runs Linux afterall :)

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  15. Simple carrier by Zen-Mind · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That is probable one of the biggest piece of false-science I have ever seen in years. The exact same thing could have been done with any compromised wireless device; the fact that the chip is under his skin is completely irrelevant. People helping to carry computer viruses have been around for decades, remember those floppies of shareware with virus on them??? Come-on!

  16. BS-level "science" by gweihir · · Score: 2, Insightful

    What we do not need in the IT security field is stupid publicity stunts.

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  17. OK, gone too far. by Like2Byte · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm not one to complain about /. editors; but, come on!

    This is "News for Nerds - Stuff That Matters." Did CN just hire some recent college grads that majored in Type-Writer Maintenance and wouldn't know the difference between HD Memory and computer memory?

    Just....plain....stupid.

  18. No.... by rickb928 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm never going to infect my computer with a rhinovirus, or a common cold, or polio. It's not going to get smallpox (even in the lab), chickenpox, or herpes.

    When we start making computers out of biological components, then we can have this discussion. In the meantime, I could implant an infected chip in my shoe and make a claim.

    Stupid.

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  19. Re:This is a doctor? by LingNoi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One that's wasting tax payer money on Dr. Who toys.

  20. Re:No, not really by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Anyone with a programable pacemaker, insulin pump or nerve stim is more of a cyborg than these jokers. I've had a programable device jamming the nerves in my face for more than two years.

  21. Re:I infected a computer with a virus by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Most keyboards are infected with muffin crumbs.

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