Sticky Rice Is the Key To Super Strong Mortar
lilbridge writes "For over 1,500 years the Chinese have been using sticky rice as an ingredient in mortar, which has resulted in super strong buildings, many of which are still standing after hundreds of years. Scientists have been studying the sticky rice and lime mortar to unlock the secrets of its strength, and have just determined the secret ingredient that makes the mortar more stable and stronger. The scientists have also concluded that this mixture is the most appropriate for restoration of ancient and historic buildings, which means it is probably also appropriate for new construction as well."
Based on experiences with my dishwasher, I can also predict that buildings made with oatmeal or cheese will also stand the test of time.
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Water is also a common ingredient. Hmmm... :p
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Exactly! Rice doesn't grow on trees, you know!
You're working in the 70s? Aren't wages much lower? Why don't you invest in Apple, Microsoft, or IBM instead?
Works for Eskimos...
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We need the Shamwow Guy to do commercials comparing this to his caulk.
haha caulk!
Someone might be able to make a genetically modified version that grows on walls. That would be cool.
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you'll shit bricks.
Jack Daniels and broken dreams?
better than duct tape
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...provide this information to BP?
Dear BP,
Scientists have concluded that sticky rice/lime mortar is the most appropriate for restoration of ancient and historic buildings.
How is that oil spill thing going?
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Sticky rice is for sushi and sushi alone.
Ahh, no my friend, the best application for sticky rice is being steamed together with yummy chinese sausages and chicken, all wrapped up in a banana leaf...mmmm...sticky rice...
Speaking of possible industrial uses for Dim Sum foods, I propose shrimp dumplings as a universal lubricant. At least the darn things always are whenever they see me coming at them with a pair of chopsticks...
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So that's why there aren't any Roman toilets around anymore. They couldn't handle the load.
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Yes, but can you give us any concrete examples?