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OH Senate Passes Bill Banning Human-Animal Hybrids
An anonymous reader writes "The sci-fi movie Splice seems to have scared the Ohio's State Senator Steve Buehrer. The Ohio Senate has passed Sen. Buehrer's bill banning 'the creation, transportation, or receipt of a human-animal hybrid, the transfer of a nonhuman embryo into a human womb, and the transfer of a human embryo into a nonhuman womb.' So much for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles."
While they are at it, why not ban cloaking devices and disruptors.
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Perhaps he should be watching V from the early 1980's and then he would have reason to be scared.
No pig heart valves for you then when your own stops working.
Having a pig's valve in the heart count as a hybrid? What about anyone born elsewhere who's had animal genome spliced into them to give advantageous traits in the future?
Silly..
What about the use of animals to grow human organs such as ears, hearts, limbs... to replace those lost due to accident, or birth defect?
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Because it presents the appearance of doing something to "protect the children" while not actually having to -implement- anything. It's warm conservative-feel-good legislatural mush.
Whether you agree with the bill or not, it will have an effect:
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/01/0125_050125_chimeras.html; link from wikipedia entry: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimera_(genetics)
The rabbit/human embryo mentioned there falls under 3701.95.A.1.e. of the bill: "an embryo produced by introducing a human nucleus into a nonhuman egg".
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So much for Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
The ninja turtles were mutants, not hybrids!
Weren't the TMNT caused by an accident (radioactive spill from a truck) anyway?
Unless this law also prohibits the transportation of mutantigenic compounds, then it wouldn't outlaw a legally produced TMNT.
I was under the impression that the spill was due to an illegal cargo anyway, so realistically, a law wouldn't do much anyway.
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Sounds pretty simple at first; but what about transplants?
For example, would this ban using a pig's heart valve from being transplanted into a person? I had a family member who had this done!
Where do you draw the line? A whole heart? A heart AND a liver AND a lung?
Who decides where the line is? And what's to keep the line from moving? And do we even want to keep it from moving?
I can think of arguments for all of these.
What prevents a gene-splicer from creating, transporting, or receiving a human-animal hybrid in neighboring Michigan?
Nothing... but figuring out which are hybrids and which are "normal Michigan residents" could be a problem... ;)
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The law does not define what is human, other then by the generic description of "homo sapiens" How about a fully artificial set of chromosomes from a computer database created in a lab? Without a VERY clear definition of human, that we currently don't have, these type of laws are useless. Is someone with downs syndrome human? they have a extra whole chromosome. How about someone who gets infected with a retrovirus. They now have a mix of human and virus DNA. How about people who are XXY, XXYY, XYY or other sexual genetic abnormalities? We share a LARGE portion of our DNA with everything from monkeys, dogs, mice, insects and even flowers. First define "Human", and by then many humans will be mixed with "animals" to make the laws worthless and conflict with the bill of rights along with many other laws. People, mostly the very religious, just don't want the understanding that "human" is just another kind of specialized animal.
Does this include baby Jesus?
just askin'
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While it is probably not yet possible to create a breeding animal-human hybrid, the idea should be considered seriously. There are numerous implications for society as a whole. Would such a person be treated a sub-class without rights? What purpose would they have?
Science fiction writers, as is the norm, have dealt with such issues for many years, exploring various outcomes, both good and bad.
I suggest for your edification:
Human/animal hybrids created for combat - what happens after the war?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moreau_series
Gene-modified humans designed for work in zero gravity (four arms and no legs)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vorkosigan_Saga#Falling_Free
Gene-modified humans designed to work on very high gravity worlds.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_Pirates_Series
Yes, the stories are science fiction. However, science fiction isn't just test tubes and electronics. It is the interaction of people in a futuristic environment. Consider the fact that 30 years ago, no one thought it would be possible to create a replicating cell from scratch. 60 years ago, the double helix of DNA was unknown.
What is science fiction now, might be reality next week.
the law seems to forbid human hybrids with other mammals. That leaves a huge area of potential nobel prize research for human hybrids with funguses, reptiles, invertebrates (bugs, jellyfish, worms) and plants, without even having to put out the call through seti for extraterrestrial volunteers.
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As he passed a sheep farm he saw a man out in the field with his trousers down having sex with one of the sheep.
Shocked, he pulled into the farm driveway, walked up to the farmhouse and knocked on the door.
A beautiful young woman answered the and asked if she could help him.
The salesman told the young lady "I don't mean to shock you, but there is a man out in your field doing inappropriate things to your sheep!"
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But, but, but! Can we still develop monkeys with three asses?
Sadly, we still have to have politicians and lawyers.
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Arizona is working on it as well - the bill is supported by the Bioethics Defense Fund, the Arizona Catholic Conference, and members of the 40 Days for Life Campaign.
You need to stop letting science fiction dictate your thoughts.
How about a cow that can grow an extra heart for humans? A goat the produces human bone marrow?
There are thousands of good uses for this, but you let you belief take you scientist creating a bunch of freaks,.
You are narrow minded, blinded by faith and part of the problem.
This technology has a real good chance to help people. Don't you DARE try to take the moral high ground in preventing medical research that can save lives. You are a small, mean, and evil person who would rather people died horrible deaths then toss a few genes and create a cheap treatment or cure for diseases.
You are a wast of human space that clings to some ideology that hasn't been needed for 100 or more years.
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