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Chinese Internet Addiction Boot Camp Prison Break

UgLyPuNk writes "A group of inmates at the Huai'an Internet Addiction Treatment Centre decided they'd had enough of the 'monotonous work and intensive training.' Working together, they tied their duty supervisor to his bed and made a run for it. The 14 patients, aged from 15 to 22, hailed a taxi to take them to a nearby town — but were uncovered when the driver took them to the police station instead, suspicious of the identically dressed young men who were unable to pay the fare."

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  1. First post! by somersault · · Score: 4, Funny

    First I escaped Slashdot Addiction Camp, and now this! What a perfect day.

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  2. 'monotonous work and intensive training' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Instead of playing WoW, are they just living it now?

    1. Re:'monotonous work and intensive training' by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

      You know what would be the perfect "abuse of authority/prison-industrial complex" scandal story?

      Using inmates at an internet-addiction boot camp as slave labor for your WoW gold-farming business...

    2. Re:'monotonous work and intensive training' by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, no, no... you want to break them of the habit you make them game testers.

      They'll want to chop off their own hands and gouge out their eyes before using a computer again.

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    3. Re:'monotonous work and intensive training' by PatPending · · Score: 3, Funny

      that's such a brilliant idea that I would be surprised if it hasn't already happened.

      Perhaps Jeff Bezos will try to patent that too!

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    4. Re:'monotonous work and intensive training' by elrous0 · · Score: 3, Funny

      (appologies to Philip J. Fry)

      The dude is a multi-billionaire and gets to use the "I was the first man on Mars" line at every club he walks into. He deserves no apologies for any of us regular losers.

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    5. Re:'monotonous work and intensive training' by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 4, Funny

      24800 experience for escaping from the prison warden, they get to keep their clothes and choose between steel handcuffs or plastic ties!

  3. I know China is crowded by Skarecrow77 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    but shouldn't 14 people in a single cab still be considered somewhat suspicious on it's own?

    1. Re:I know China is crowded by Improv · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not really. People training for the clown car trick typically practice in China.

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  4. Reeeeroy Jenkiiiiiins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who's the tank and who's the buffer?

  5. Hurra! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Achievement Unlocked: "Prison Break"!

  6. Punishment? by zwei2stein · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Lat time I read about it was how some "patients" were beaten to death. One wonders what will happen to escapees ...

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    1. Re:Punishment? by RTFA · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Game Over"

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  7. McGuyverism Triumphs Again by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 4, Funny

    Expect the chinese government to spin this into a positive light for their work camp by "teaching teamwork and on-the-fly improvisational skills".

    1. Re:McGuyverism Triumphs Again by Shrike82 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Expect the chinese government to spin this into a positive light for their work camp by "teaching teamwork and on-the-fly improvisational skills".

      Also, since they didn't beat up the cab driver, steal his cab, take it for a joy ride and kill a hooker with a baseball bat it's clearly proof that these camps are combatting video game addiction too...

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  8. Uh... 22 years old? by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So, in China, you can pay a private firm to kidnap, lock up and abuse an adult, and if they escape, then the police will return them to the kidnappers?

    So, do you just get to pick any adult, and is there a menu for the particular abuse that you want them to be subjected to? The mind boggles at the possibilities.

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  9. mod points by poptones · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wanted to mod you up, but there's no option for "drug induced rambling."

  10. Re:Age 15-22? by cosm · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What's the age of [whateveritscalled] in China? i.e. Why do over 16/18 (?) year olds need to "escape"? Pressure from the government, or parents, or honour, or something else?

    I think the word your looking for is "oppression", and the answer is "any".

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  11. 22, 28, what does the number have to do with it? by Shivetya · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Sorry, but 22 can be a child as can 28, well dependent or child take your choice.

    Like any law we have here, it opens doors for new expansion to other laws basing some of their rules on previous. Recently health care laws were changed to designate that adults up to 28 are dependents to their parents if so chosen. How is this different than the story in China? Someone is paying to put these children/adults/dependents into these camps to get them back on the road to a productive life. Reading the article the government seems to support their usage but I cannot tell if they pay the costs.

    Your really reading far too much into the story. China already locks up who it wants so your scenario exists in the standard method - government oppression. This story is about parents or guardians voluntarily placing dependents into the care of a business whose job is to correct behavior. We have those in the US too. No need to tin foil hat this.

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  12. video games are an escape from reality by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Interesting

    and considering the reality of china, where the state treats everyone like a slave, i can understand why so many in china would be addicted to video games. i would be too if i lived in china

    there exists in china the lives of the rich in the coastal cities, who are able to afford some degree of freedom

    but for the rest of the country, the majority, you have some sort of nightmare where the worst excesses of communist authoritarianism combine with completely unbridled capitalist rapaciousness, to produce a distinctly modern chinese breed of hell on earth for the poor in china. the state has no problem abusing you and propagandizing you, and the corporations have no problem working you like a mule, and will bribe the corrupt state authorities to get away with it

    it really is not surprising that some workers are committing suicide in flocks:

    http://www.businessweek.com/news/2010-06-08/foxconn-says-personal-issues-not-wages-led-workers-to-suicide.html

    modern china is a brutal corporatist authoritarian nightmare, the worst of communism and capitalism, mushed together as a hybrid schizophrenic hell

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