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College Offers Course in Wearing High Heels

Do you want to learn how to wear high heels, but feel hopelessly lost on your own? Why not take the six-week course Sexy Heels In The City at London's South Thames College. The government-funded class costs £150 ($268) and also gives lessons on how to carry designer handbags.

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  1. Re:The oldest profession by nj_peeps · · Score: 2, Insightful

    P.S. How soon before a male student files a discrimination lawsuit?

    That would depend on on how many male students want to take the class and get rejected for not being female.

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  2. I bet it's mandatory... by calmofthestorm · · Score: 2, Funny

    For the M.R.S. degree. Seriously this is just degrading.

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  3. Re:The oldest profession by TerranFury · · Score: 2, Informative

    Also--doesn't this reverse 40 years of feminism by enforcing the idea that to get ahead "with business and social lives," woman must wear "fuck me pumps?"

    There are many feminisms... One of them, so-called 'lipstick feminism' (and the stronger 'slut feminism') actually seeks to embrace things like high heels as symbols of female power. I don't like this particular variety of feminism (I think it is actively harmful) but it exists, and was relatively popular when I was in college (mainly, cynical-me thinks, because it provided an excuse to sleep around. Personally I don't think I would feel empowered by herpes, but, hey, if you want to ignore public health statistics to satisfy your ideology go ahead...).

    (In fact, there are so many feminisms that statements like "I am a feminist" seem pretty meaningless to me... but I digress even more...)

  4. Re:The oldest profession by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 2, Insightful

    OK tan

    Yay, skin cancer!

    Yay not having to take Vitamin D supplements or eat Vitamin D fortified foods and drinks!

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