Slashdot Mirror
The Truth About the Polygraph, According To the NSA
An anonymous reader writes "The NSA (the secretive intelligence agency that brought you wholesale warrantless wiretapping) has produced a public relations video about its polygraph screening program titled 'The Truth About the Polygraph.' But is the NSA telling the truth? AntiPolygraph.org provides a critique (video)."
No, it is actually Muppet. You just cannot see one of them without seeing they resemble a Muppet you've come to know and love.
No, they're mounted. Somebody's mounting them.
Mounted, as on a horse. Or mounting a horse. Pick one.
No, they're mounted. Somebody's mounting them.
As opposed to the old school method, where somebody puts their arm up the Muppet ass? I'm not sure this is an improvement, but it should at least save on hand soap and paper towels...
You have the right to remain sentient. If you give up the right to remain sentient, you will be elected to public office
I love Roger Clyne and the Peacemakers. Now if only they had named themselves, after the fallout from the Refreshments, "Roger Clyne and the Makers of Peace", then I could refer to two cool groups as "RCMP".
I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.