Knuth Got It Wrong
davecb writes "Think you've mastered the art of server performance? Think again. Poul-Henning Kamp, in an article at ACM Queue, finds an off-by-ten error in btrees, because they fail to take virtual memory into account. And he solves the problem in the open source 'Varnish' HTTP accelerator, for all of us to see and use."
Why doesn't somebody tell me these things? I need to know stuff like this.
Fuck systemd. Fuck Redhat. Fuck Soylent, too. Wait, scratch the last one.
There are only 10 types of people in the world, those who understand binary, and those who don't...