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Chatroulette Working On Genital Recognition Algorithm

Show them while you can, Internet exhibitionists. Chatroulette is working on image-recognition software that will filter out shots of male genitalia. The website's founder, Andrey Ternovskiy, hopes that blocking the offending members will help clean up Chatroulette's reputation. He's even enlisted the help of Napster founder Shawn Fanning. I wonder if someone has told Andrey how well it went for Napster?

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  1. but...but... by Pojut · · Score: 4, Funny

    What if I have a bisected penis, you insensitive clod?!?!? Or maybe just some really flashy jewelry...

    1. Re:but...but... by Jeng · · Score: 4, Funny

      But what if you look like Peter Griffin?

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    2. Re:but...but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Optical Dick Recognition had to take off at some point

    3. Re:but...but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Better question, what if you're Jewish and can't help the nose god cursed you with?

    4. Re:but...but... by DamienRBlack · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know, when it said "Genital Recognition Algorithm" I though they meant something like facial recognition, where it would be able to identify someone for security purposes using their genitals. I guess that would get rid of the "anyone can get a picture of your face" problem.

  2. Suddenly... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Funny

    90% of ChatRoulette users get dropped.

    1. Re:Suddenly... by Altus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Isn't that pretty much how it works now?

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    2. Re:Suddenly... by robot256 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Maybe but they won't admit it while they feel pressured by our sexist double standards. It's not that they don't want to see it, it's that we don't want them to want to see it, even though we want them to see it. Or maybe we want to not want them to want to see it, but we want them to want to see it anyways. Personally I find the whole gender issues mess totally confusing (and no i've never had a gf.)

  3. What? by SnugglesTheBear · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought the whole point of chatroulette was a gamble between seeing an actual person or just a dude jacking off.

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  4. Blatant Sexism by damn_registrars · · Score: 4, Funny

    Chatroulette is working on image-recognition software that will filter out shots of male genitalia.

    So women can show their hoo-ha, but I can't show my ting-ting? Where's the ACLU on this one?

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    1. Re:Blatant Sexism by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

      So women can show their hoo-ha, but I can't show my ting-ting? Where's the ACLU on this one?

      They moved on to the third grade.

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    2. Re:Blatant Sexism by flaming+error · · Score: 2, Funny

      > I can't show my ting-ting?
      Dude, this is the internet. Exaggerate. Call it a dong-dong. Why sell yourself short?

  5. My Own Special Effort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I created an image using a traffic barrel monster with the words "No Masturbate". It got a lot of laughs, even from a few of the guys masturbating (you could tell it interrupted their concentration).

    1. Re:My Own Special Effort by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Funny

      I put up a sign advertising my web site and let it run all day. With so many naked people, I figured there must be a market for clothing.

  6. This is fine, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    will it filter out dickheads?

  7. Re:Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    There's actually a pretty decent amount of it, albeit a small fraction of the amount of male genitalia. Strangely enough though, it has not drawn a proportionate number of complaints.

  8. Re:You want to see my id? by somaTh · · Score: 2, Funny

    I hope the filter is hard on people. They need to understand there are stiff rules.

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  9. Re:If they really want to be popular by bertoelcon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Well if they take out the penises all that will be left is tits, pussy, ass, faces, signs, and fake webcam drivers.

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  10. Re:How about a face recognision algorithm instead? by Issarlk · · Score: 5, Funny

    Awesome! That would lead to an hilarious wave of penises wearing Groucho glasses.

  11. This sounds like the worst job ever... by hajihill · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm going out on a bit of a limb here, so bear with me if you wood...

    But seriously, figuring out an algorithm to ID wangs; sounds like those developers are going to be eyebrow deep in junk for a while. That's a job, much like plumbing, that I can appreciate for the value of the product, but can't fathom the drive to devote oneself to.

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    1. Re:This sounds like the worst job ever... by Kozz · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...figuring out an algorithm to ID wangs; sounds like those developers are going to be eyebrow deep in junk for a while...

      Actually, I very much doubt there could be found a good algorithm. I mean, machines can only do so much but I expect the best work to be done by hand.

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  12. What by jsegal205 · · Score: 5, Funny

    about all those times I am sitting on ChatRoulette eating hotdogs?

  13. Members' members... by stakovahflow · · Score: 3, Funny

    It looks like the line that reads:
    "...hopes that blocking the offending members will help clean up Chatroulette's reputation."
    should read:
    "...hopes that blocking the offending members' members will help clean up Chatroulette's reputation."

    Just my $0.02...

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  14. I never thought I'd say "thanks for the... by arc86 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...cockblock"

  15. False Positives? by mojo17 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It'll be interesting when they start getting false positives: "Sorry dude, but you actually DO look like a dick."

  16. What? by guspasho · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I wonder if someone has told Andrey how well it went for Napster?"

    I didn't realize that Napster's failure was due to its single-minded focus on creating a genital recognition system.

  17. Quality Assurance by kiehlster · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd hate to be on the QA team that gets to test that "feature"... Charlie, can you please stop pulling out your thing and just use a dildo like the rest of us?

  18. Do you want to play a game? by TiggertheMad · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought the whole point of chatroulette was a gamble between seeing an actual person or just a dude jacking off.

    Like global thermonuclear war, "The only way to win is not to play".

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    1. Re:Do you want to play a game? by Minwee · · Score: 4, Funny

      "The only way to win is not to play"

      ...with yourself.

  19. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by albedoa · · Score: 3, Funny

    That analogy would validate if, when faced with seat belts and airbags, the cause of car crashes evolved.

  20. Re:Seriously by rwa2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    A friend of mine's description of Chatroulette:

    "How many clicks to dick?"

  21. Re:Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think that if they broadened their genital-blocking horizons, their userbase would dry up.

    You mean SHRIVEL up.

  22. you fucking idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    you surreptitiously run another, completely unrelated, site called RankMyPenis, where gay men can rank fresh Penis. Anything that isn't a penis, they mark as "Mark as spam for investigation", but obviously won't throw a fit over. They'll complain that seventy out of every eighty pictures is spam, but you know what? They'll keep clicking for penis. And that's a fact.

  23. This will only lead to disguises by wykell · · Score: 2, Funny

    Like the miniature sombrero and fake mustache I already wear on my wang when on CR. You can never be too safe on the internet...

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  24. Re:How about a face recognision algorithm instead? by PsychoticSpoon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's hope it's not made by HP and accidentally filters out darker skinned people.

  25. Was that a pun? by uassholes · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Offending members". He he.

  26. Re:"View picture"? by DurendalMac · · Score: 3, Funny

    I've only seen real, live boobies once on Chatroulette, and I'm not even sure they were human. Looked more like a friggin' whale. She got upset when I asked her to do the truffle shuffle.