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Pakistani Lawyer Wants Mark Zuckerberg Executed
Earthquake Retrofit sends along a piece from The Register reporting on a nightmare scenario of legal jurisdiction on the Internet: a Pakistani lawyer has filed blasphemy charges, carrying the death penalty, against Mark Zuckerberg and other Facebook executives (and the pseudonomous user who initiated the "Draw Muhammad" contest last month). Pakistani police have apparently opened an investigation, according to this Google translation of a BBC Urdu report."
I for one am glad to see the Islamic religion embracing their moderate side.
I demand a pony! I want a pony! So I can chop it's head off and put it in a Pakistani lawyer's bed.
I love all these "suddenoutbreakofcommonsense" stories.
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That's not "a nightmare scenario of legal jurisdiction". That's an opportunity. Allow me to sever the Gordian knot of tangled jurisdictional issues with justice, THUNDERDOME style.
Tonight's card: Muslim Fundamentalist Lawyer vs. Mark Zuckerberg. Two men enter, one world wins.
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All the Pakistanis have to do is give us Osama Bin Laden first!
In the meantime, we'll keep Mark in a nice safe cave built by the CIA.
If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
should unfriend the Pakistani Lawyer
I support his execution for other reasons, such as his crappy facebook privacy games.
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Would they be willing to settle for a plea bargin of having a drawing of Mark Z executed on national television?
Pakistan's Deputy Attorney General is preparing to also file charges against the blasphemous group Anonymous and his leader 'moot' for their continued and aggravated offenses against ... pretty fucking much everything.
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To bite America's shiny metal ass?
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I think you being in their presence might be punishment enough.
And Judaism began with it's founder trying to kill his own son. So what does that tell you?
Then they shouldn't get mad. Funny how THEY can scream death to America on their streets but when we merely draw their 'messenger' its bad and so wrong. Screw religion and all the idiot sheep who follow it.
I think it's more likely that Slashdot posters want Zuckerburg executed too, only for different reasons. My personal feeling it death is too good for the guy who founded Facebook and caused me to waste so much of my time.
This ain't rocket surgery.
ah, but I've already learned what happens: I get e-raged at by Michael Kristopeit who proceeds to CAPS at me while telling me he's not raging, while making passive aggressive threats. Kind of like Muslims who demand the beheading of those who challenge Islam's peacefulness.
Most amusing.
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Best not to judge all by the behavior of some, just as with skin color, nationality, hairstyle, or anything else.
I dunno, I think it's safe to assume that anyone with a mullet has a tendency to beat people with a hockey stick.
With any luck they'll go after Twitter next.
And let me guess: you won't die because Allah has granted you eternal life and 72 virgins for so deftly defeating enemies of Islam on the internet with your fine words? Is that about right?
hilarious indeed.
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If you've ever logged on to Facebook, you have only yourself to blame. I like Zuckerburg - after investors complained about the company's wasteful spending, wondering whether he was wasting all their money on hookers and blow, Zuckerburg once filed an expense report itemizing his expenses as "hookers and blow". He's the hero of anyone who has ever struggled with getting expenses denied.
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Other then this one bad guy, pakistan is a great country, never had a thing wrong with it, no sort of long running history of issues, the people are peaceful and loving, the cities are beautiful and wealthy, everyone loves going to church. Such a great loss for man if it was destroyed.
The son of one of Hamas's founders admits that the social restrictions on dating and sex in Islam and the Middle Eastern tribal society is one of the leading causes of militarism in Islam.
Or, in the words of Mr/Ms. Garrison:
"Put yourself in the shoes of a Muslim - it's Friday night, but you can't have sex. And you can't jack off. There's sand in your eyes, and probably in the crack of your ass. Then some cartoon comes along from some country where people are getting laid and mocks your prophet. Well, y'know what?! I'd be pretty pissed off too!"
Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.
Didn't seem to work too well on this guy. And considering the quality of hit man they tend to send, I would say Zuckerberg would have more to fear from Wile E. Coyote.
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
I bet he wishes Facebook had taken some kind of minimal steps to offer decent privacy now, huh.
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Then he could throw the stupid Pakistani lawyer in jail.
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Blasphemy is a blast for me!
Would you like a public execution, shared with friends, shared with your networks, shared with friends of friends, or shared with one of your lists?
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