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ThinkGeek's Best Ever Cease-and-Desist Letter

Posted by kdawson on from the good-source-of-sparkle dept.

ThinkGeek, sister company to Slashdot, received a meticulously researched (except on one point) 12-page cease-and-desist letter from the National Pork Board. What had the meat lobbyists up in arms was an April Fools product from the TG catalog: Radiant Farms Canned Unicorn Meat, whose copy included the line "the new white meat." The NPB figured this was confusingly similar to their trademarked "the other white meat" (an advertising slogan the pork industry is considering retiring anyway). Geeknet, parent company of Thinkgeek and Slashdot, issued a press release apologizing for any confusion; you can read it on ThinkGeek's site (PDF), because the newswires refused to distribute it for some reason. Oh, and ThinkGeek has no intention of taking down the protected parody.

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  1. Acronym? by Locke2005 · · Score: 5, Funny

    SPAM is a contraction of SPiced hAM; what is the acronym for Canned Unicorn Meat? Have they considered changing the slogan to "Enjoy some tasty CUM today!"?

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    1. Re:Acronym? by arashi+sohaku · · Score: 5, Funny

      I thought SPAM stood for Squirrels, Possum, and Muskrat... could be regional...

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  2. Re:Good but... by rootofevil · · Score: 5, Funny

    i dunno, baconless bacon double cheeseburger doesnt look shorter to me.

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  3. Finally,,, by The+Other+White+Meat · · Score: 5, Funny

    my Nick is relevant to a Slashdot story.

    ThinkGeek FTW!

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  4. Re:Interesting by grcumb · · Score: 5, Funny

    How many people has the California Milk Processor Board sued for the literally hundreds of infringements of their "Got ____?" Trademark?

    Dunno. Got Citation?

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  5. Re:Oh, c'mon! by Robin47 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are you saying there are slow unicorn enthusiasts?

    Only impaled ones.