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Knuth Plans 'Earthshaking Announcement' Wednesday

I Don't Believe in Imaginary Property writes "Donald Knuth is planning to make an 'earthshaking announcement' on Wednesday, at TeX's 32nd Anniversary Celebration, on the final day of the TUG 2010 Conference. Unfortunately, nobody seems to know what it is. So far speculation ranges from proving P!=NP, to a new volume of The Art of Computer Programming, to his retirement. Maybe Duke Nukem Forever has been ported to MMIX?" Let the speculation begin.

21 of 701 comments (clear)

  1. MMIX link fail! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    Probably meant to link here.

  2. Re:P!=NP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The miracle year was 1905. He was 26.

  3. Re:Who? by spyder-implee · · Score: 1, Informative

    Long walk off a short pier.

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  4. Re:P!=NP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    1905 was special relativity...1915 was general relativity (at least the modern version)...he continued to provide important breakthroughs and challenges related to gravitation and quantum mechanics (some right some wrong) well into the 1930's. I'd say that is more than "in his 20s" given that he was born in 1879

  5. Re:Who? by eht · · Score: 4, Informative

    Pope and the Catholic church has no problem with evolution

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_and_evolution

  6. Re:P!=NP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Although what you're mentioning is true, it's not always true:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grigori_Perelman

  7. Re:P!=NP by pjt33 · · Score: 2, Informative

    1905 was special rel, Brownian motion, and the photoelectric effect. Three papers any one of which was a massive advance: that's why it's referred to as his miracle year.

  8. Re:--- Flamewar starts here by glwtta · · Score: 3, Informative

    Peers such as Turing, Shannon, Dijkstra, Boole, Babbage, von Neumann, Hopper... (etc.) are all more important

    Well yeah, if those are his peers, he does stand out from the rest of that Wikipedia list. And he definitely belongs on that short list, obviously after Turing and Church - and after Euler, Shannon, Boole, etc - around the same level of recognition as Dijkstra, I would say.

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  9. Re:TeX by terjeber · · Score: 2, Informative

    It is 3 - always has been, always will be. Anyone who says it isn't hasn't read his (obviously not hers since that gender should not read) Bible!

  10. Re:P!=NP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    In 1905, Einstein's "miracle year", he was 26.

  11. Re:P!=NP by monoi · · Score: 2, Informative

    Except that one of Einstein's most lasting and relevant contribution to modern Physics is in fact general relativity, in the form of the Einstein field equations. Which he published (correctly) in November 1915, when he was 36.

  12. Re:I'll bet it's that by kikito · · Score: 2, Informative

    If we are moving away from unreadable, I'd suggest JSON or YAML, not xml.

  13. Re:I'll bet it's that by sco08y · · Score: 4, Informative

    What about TeX stopping to use this unreadable syntax and moving to xml?

    If TeX is unreadable, XML is unwritable and unreadable. At any rate, TeX itself is low-level, and when you use a package like LaTeX it becomes far more user-friendly.

  14. Re:P!=NP by mcvos · · Score: 3, Informative

    Einstein didn't develop quantum mechanics, he was actually an opponent of it (his famous "god does not play dice" quote is a direct criticism of QM in fact).

    It is of course a lot more complicated than that. He objected to some aspects of QM[*], but he also was the one who proposed the very first basics of what was to become QM, and he did quite a lot of work on it.

    [*] The philosophical implications of the uncertainty and randomness, especially. He didn't deny the results, but he assumed there was some deterministic layer below it that would someday be discovered.

  15. Re:It is a TEX forum by CRCulver · · Score: 2, Informative

    XeTeX has already been around for a while now and typesets all the Unicode you want painlessly.

  16. Re:P!=NP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    P!=NP?

    P most definitely =NP when N=1.

    Sheesh!

  17. MOD PARENT UP by pablodiazgutierrez · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sums up the whole thread. This is also the main argument against constructivist teaching, on which, for example, the failing modern Spanish education system is built upon.

  18. Re:Who? by rpresser · · Score: 4, Informative

    Wrong.

    Yes, there's a lot of giant shoulders he stood on. But he gathered plenty of pebbles on his own -- boulders, in fact. Wrote lots of papers. Invented TeX, Metafont, literate programming, perfect shuffles. Dozens if not hundreds of original papers outside of his books.

    Do one thing for me. Spend five minutes researching before posting. Or even just one minute THINKING about what an idiot you might appear if your post is wrong.

  19. Re:Who? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    He will Tavel 1m/s as he approches 0 but he will never arive at 0

    Ergo, motion is an illusion, and our senses are not to be trusted. We shall henceforth call you Zeno.

  20. The earth-shaking announcement is... by WillAdams · · Score: 4, Informative

    (posting this from the Sir Francis Drake Hotel)

    a successor to TeX which he has been working on for some time

    scratch tex78 and tex82

    so making up for assumptions which don't fit the internet age

    jokes about measuring and math in TeX .4pt == .3999pt

    maxdimen too small, 1sp too large

    tunnel vision caused by computers of the day

    subset of XML uses Unicode automatic everything

    all directions and all dimensions

    hypertext

    text audio video sensors GPScoords accelerometers haptics

    midi input to score and back to music

    no macros --- menu driven like Word but enhanced

    spoken command and gestures

    \i \TeX (wrapped on a sphere)

    spoken name accompanied by (optional) ringing bell

    not programmed directly

    1289 bugs in TeX
    571 bugs in metafont

    Project Marianne

    www.projectmarianne.com

    Project Biturgical

    written in Scheme using all buzzwords

    pricing - monthly subscription on cloud

    first year one month free

    pricing based on internet speed

    will change everyday

    life is too short to reread anything

    will benefit world's economy, user's can sell documents

    network of certified consultants

    online help
      - for dummies
      - for wizards
      - personalized on-line

    symbolic equations
    graphics
    maps
    satellite photos

    \i\TeX hyper document

    math mode like mathml --- must evaluate

    avatars

    hyperbolic geometry

    videoconferencing

    world-class photo retouching

    character, face, speech recignition

    cognition

    output format:
      - lasercutters
      - embroidering machines
      - 3D printers
      - plasma cutters

    interactive cookbook

    life as hypertext document

    released next month

    pending patent applications

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  21. Didn't feel the earth shake by virtigex · · Score: 2, Informative

    According to a participant "Oh, guess he's done. Knuth apparently decided to use TUG 2010 to troll everyone."