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Chinese Companies Rent White Foreigners

The job market may look bad here, but if you're in China, and you happen to be white, all you need is a suit and tie. An increasing number of Chinese companies are willing to pay any price to have a few fair-skinned faux employees walking around. From the article: "'Face, we say in China, is more important than life itself,' said Zhang Haihua, author of Think Like Chinese. 'Because Western countries are so developed, people think they are more well off, so people think that if a company can hire foreigners, it must have a lot of money and have very important connections overseas. So when they really want to impress someone, they may roll out a foreigner.' Or rent one."

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  1. The real reason theyre renting us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    They rent us because we can pronounce our L's and R's

    1. Re:The real reason theyre renting us by quenda · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh dear. Its the Japanese who have problems with those sounds, not the Chinese. How lacist.

    2. Re:The real reason theyre renting us by Cornelius+the+Great · · Score: 2, Funny

      Chinese have problems with with R sounds.

      In college, every math professor who were Chinese (about 1/4 of my math dept) I had would say "ploblem". It became so much a joke that I would even write "ploblem" instead of "problem" in my notes and homework... it was always the little things like that kept me awake in complex analysis.

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  2. And they're called? by Xenophore · · Score: 5, Funny

    If the Chinese hire them to hang out around the water cooler, does that make them coolies?

  3. Whiteness... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The gift that keeps giving.

  4. News? by WilyCoder · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is news?

    I rent people all the time in Amsterdam's red light district!

    1. Re:News? by Linker3000 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe he doesn't want to rent a PC-based sex robot?

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    2. Re:News? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 3, Funny

      Ah, but you see, renting people in China is done to give you "face"...whereas in Amsterdam they give you "head".

      Same concept, but something must have gotten lost in translation ;-)

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  5. everybody knows by circletimessquare · · Score: 5, Funny

    if you throw a party, you have to put out crackers

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  6. Re:What a career aspiration these guys must have by bsDaemon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just being realistic about future prospects?

  7. Re:It the obvious extension to outsourcing jobs by gtall · · Score: 2, Funny

    So you say you slept through the Clinton administration? That's a long sleep, how did you do that?

  8. Re:hiccup in the plan by Kell+Bengal · · Score: 2, Funny

    Don't forget - big fat americans must also be rich to afford so much food! That means they are not only hiring foreigners, but wealthy foreigners too!

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  9. Americans by Ukab+the+Great · · Score: 2, Funny

    The other white meat.

  10. Get in while there's still a market by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Funny

    Once they start producing their own generic clones, the price will go through the floor.

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  11. HEY!!! by Theodore · · Score: 3, Funny

    WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT!?!?!