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Indian Government Threatens RIM, Skype With Ban

gauharjk writes "India's Department of Telecommunications has been asked by the government to serve a notice to Skype and Research In Motion to ensure that their email and other data services comply with formats that can be read by security and intelligence agencies, or face a ban in India if they do not comply within 15 days. A similar notice is also being sent to Google, asking it to provide access to content on Gmail in a readable format."

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  1. This is all from the Mumbai terror attacks by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The terrorists used mobile phones and tools like Google Earth to plan, coordinate and execute the operations, India and Israel have been howling about those tools ever since.

    1. Re:This is all from the Mumbai terror attacks by kawabago · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Bank robbers usually escape in cars so maybe we should ban automobiles to cut down on the number of bank robberies! Its' the same logic.

    2. Re:This is all from the Mumbai terror attacks by discord5 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Bank robbers usually escape in cars so maybe we should ban automobiles to cut down on the number of bank robberies! Its' the same logic.

      Why is it always cars for the analogies? Why not ducks? Or oranges?

    3. Re:This is all from the Mumbai terror attacks by 0123456 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Why is it always cars for the analogies? Why not ducks? Or oranges?

      It's not easy for a bank robber to escape on a duck.

    4. Re:This is all from the Mumbai terror attacks by dunng808 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why is it always cars for the analogies? Why not ducks? Or oranges?

      Fair enough. How about this:

      Bank robbers usually duck when police shoot at them, so we should kill all ducks and serve Canard a l'Orange in prison.

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    5. Re:This is all from the Mumbai terror attacks by XSpud · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not easy for a bank robber to escape on a duck.

      Are you sure? AFAIK no bank robber has ever been caught when escaping on a duck.

    6. Re:This is all from the Mumbai terror attacks by ghee22 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Bank robbers usually escape in cars so maybe we should ban automobiles to cut down on the number of bank robberies! Its' the same logic.

      To be fair, the automobiles have 15 days to comply with publishing who is in the car and coordinates of all travel.

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    7. Re:This is all from the Mumbai terror attacks by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 4, Funny

      Why is it always cars for the analogies?

      It's easy to make a car analogy that sounds right, so you get modded up. Then the guy that actually understands how digital technology works can correct you and then HE gets modded up. If a good metaphor was used, only one guy would get modded up. It's a win-win!

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    8. Re:This is all from the Mumbai terror attacks by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Because using ducks or oranges in a bank heist would be too hard to understand.

      Yeah, but wouldn't that be awesome?

      ROBBER: OK, everybody on the floor- I have a duck here, and I'm not afraid to use it!
      TELLER: Umm... [trembling] Uh... um OK... [looks around nervously]
      ROBBER: [Hurls orange netted plastic bag at teller] Now fill this! Now! And no dye packs! [Waves duck threateningly]
      DUCK: [struggling] Quack! Quack quack!
      TELLER: Yes sir, whatever you say... [frantically starts packing the bag with oranges]
      DUCK: Quack!
      Suddenly a loud alarm pierces the air. The robber jumps onto the counter and grabs the bag; loose oranges fly everywhere. He makes a mad dash for the exit. but finds that the doors are locked.
      ROBBER: Fuck!
      Kicks door repeatedly, then swings the bag of oranges at the glass; which disintegrates in an explosion of glass shards. A dye pack hidden among the oranges goes off.
      ROBBER: You fuckers, I said no dye packs!
      TELLER: Uh, honest, I didn't know... well look sir, it's orange dye anyway...
      Robber throws duck at the teller, then struggles through the broken glass.
      DUCK: [enraged] Quack quack! Quack quack! Quack quack quack!
      TELLER: [screaming] Aaagh- it's a duck on me! Help! Duck! Please!

      New scene. Several minutes later- first police officer enters the bank.
      COP: Watch it- duck! [Pulls pistol, fires round at duck]
      DUCK: Quack!
      Several seconds of silence...
      TELLER #2: Wow- thanks... what a relief! How did this guy get his hands on a duck anyway?
      COP: We try to stop them when they go through the airports, but now they're starting to hide the ducks up their asses as they go through security.
      TELLER #2 What do you do when you find someone trying to sneak a duck into the country?
      COP: Well, the first thing you need to do is get some Dawn dishwashing detergent...

  2. But if students in India can't access Google, by sconeu · · Score: 5, Funny

    How will they post their homework problems on comp.lang.c++ for us to solve?

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    1. Re:But if students in India can't access Google, by Revotron · · Score: 4, Funny

      "please for help with homework, i give problems below. for all grade, please showing steps. due tomorrow."

      1) P=NP?

      2) List and explain three one-way functions.

      3) List five rhymes for the word "orange".

    2. Re:But if students in India can't access Google, by Jhon · · Score: 5, Funny

      "1) P=NP?"
      P="BOB"
      NP="BOB"
      if P=NP then write("TRUE!")

      "2) List and explain three one-way functions."
      Birth (just try to go back the other way)
      Sex (Well, this is kind of an while/endwhile or some other type of loop)
      Death (see Birth)

      "3) List five rhymes for the word "orange"."
      Door Hinge
      Beer Binge
      Infringe
      Dope Syringe
      Spine twinge

    3. Re:But if students in India can't access Google, by neonKow · · Score: 3, Funny

      It does if you cock your hat to one side and saunter a little.

  3. Hmmm... by Jhon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Glad I don't correspond with anyone in India.

  4. Hey, Little Brother? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yeah, you're doing it wrong. Just use MITM DNS attacks to use fake SSL certs.

    Love, China.

  5. The problem with that approach by mollog · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The Bush administration violated a few constitutional laws in its effort to close the barn door after the terrorists had burned the barn down. They wanted to impress upon us how earnestly they believed in thwarting the terrorists, so they decided that we needed to give up our rights so that they could score political points.

    But, as everybody knows, the Bush administration had more than enough information to do the job long before the terrorists ever hit us. What was needed isn't more information, what was needed was better use of the existing information. (Notice that I'm not using the word intelligence. Clearly, Bush needed more intelligence, but that would not be forthcoming.) But we can expect our leaders to make lazy, self-serving choices rather than to take on the hard jobs they seemed to want so badly.

    India is an authoritarian state, perfectly comfortable with internal corruption and cronyism. This choice, to compel telecommunications businesses to open up their data for 'security and intelligence' agencies, will surely be abused for political reasons and its impact on security will be marginal.

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    1. Re:The problem with that approach by mrops · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I for one welcome this for entirely selfish reasons. More barriers the Indian government can put for running a competitive business and outsourcing, the better for us out here in Europe and North America :)

      When Company XYZ looks to outsource, one more check mark on the sheet, Employee can't use BB [X]

      More local jobs, yippee!

  6. Governments are the problem, not the solution by VTEngineer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    they have no right whatsoever to read email traffic. Terrorists have officially won as government is leveraging attacks to increase their power over all. Wake up people, government is the problem. Terrorists, even when very successful, effect a tiny percentage of a population. Yet, the government grows more powerful over all in order to supposedly protect the population. This is about control, not protection. Such a shame that so may are willing to throw away their rights in the face of terror. The terrorists have won. Now they are fighting over who will control the levers of power. The citizens have already lost all liberty.

  7. I'll be forwarding this to my employer. by Mal-2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    We have outsourced some of our repetitive grunt work to a company in India. Once we got the glitches and language barrier out of the way, they have proven they can do the job so long as they are told EXACTLY what to do. Otherwise they will halt the moment they go off-script and not continue until we have made a decision. Sometimes I think they "get confused" just to get a break on some of the shittier work, but there's no way to prove this. It doesn't make them extra money to do this, since they have more than one job in the pipeline at any given time.

    The problem is that we have to use e-mail to communicate with them. It's hosted on our own server, and they use a VPN to access it. Will WE have to comply with these conditions as well? If so, they can kiss the contract goodbye because we are bound by privacy laws to keep this information out of the hands of third parties -- including foreign government agencies.

    For example, one of the things they will do is check to make sure an insurance policy has the same drivers and vehicles on it that we submitted to the carrier. In order to do this, they must cross-reference the driver list containing the name, date of birth, driver license number, and state of residence. The middle two of these four are considered protected information under both state and federal statutes.

    Mal-2

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  8. Re:So what happens if google says ok!? by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Informative

    The problem is that RIM can't comply - their system is designed so that only the customer has the decryption key. The customer creates the key, not RIM. If India wants the key, they have to sue the customer, not RIM.

  9. Acceptable... by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The proper response from Google should be a simple "Your terms are acceptable.". Followed by all IP addresses assigned in India getting only a "403 Forbidden" page when accessing any Google service, and all search results leading to sites located in India or operated by Indian entities being removed from the listings. For extra Bastard points, all e-mail originating from Indian addresses gets rejected and all phone calls from India get a no-service tone.

  10. oh, please can I take that call google? by CFD339 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hello? Yes, this is technical support for gmail applications. Am I having talk with government of India?
    Yes. I understand that you are having difficulty with reading emails of your populations.
    Have you been plugging your monitor into the plug on the back of the computer?
    Excellent. I am so very sorry you are still having the problems. We are checking now your network cables......

    Etc....

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  11. RIM will probably tell the to fuck off too by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Informative

    The whole thing that makes Blackberry's so popular in the US is their security features. Not just with the public either, the US Government loves them some Blackberrys. They are a major customer and threatened to intercede in the patent case (patents are an explicit right of the federal government, and the law allows them to take them away for various reasons). There are several reasons they like them so much, but the security is a big one. If you look at the BB lineup you find they nearly all are FIPS 140 complaint. Now most people wouldn't give a shit. You can have superb crypto without that extensive verification process. Well, the feds care, it is their standard after all.

    So I can't imagine RIM is at all interested in weakening their security as it is a major selling point to their major customer.

  12. It all means nothing by DABANSHEE · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As long as as a Web based concern doesn't have a bricks 'n mortar presence in the relevant country/state & does no banking/investment in the relevant country/state, it has nothing to fear from the country's legislature/courts/regulatory regime except a jurisdiction based web-filter, a la China, Iran, Australia, & that's a problem for the relevant country/state's own citizens/residents to deal with or work around.

    Why web based concerns worry about the laws of countries they're not operating from is beyond me..

    1. Re:It all means nothing by Cimexus · · Score: 4, Informative

      Oblig: Australia does not have a web filter.

      It only had an (unpopular) proposal to do so courtesy of a couple of retarded senators. Which has now basically been scrapped. The legislation never even made it to being drafted, let alone introduced into Parliament and debated.

      Problem with Slashdot is that people read a few hyped up, overly dramatic headlines and think they know what's going on ;)

  13. INDIA / SOUTHEAST ASIA BASHING by pankajmay · · Score: 3, Interesting
    However, lets put the main topic aside for a moment and allow me to express the blatant racism being practiced on this forum on every such topic related to India:
    • They stole our jobs.. those a$$holes: It is the companies in US that willingly outsource. These people are simply trying to eke out a living in what their circumstances allow. To call them names and wish evil upon them is simply not right. You have a problem with outsourcing - protest to your own companies. Granted some of these people on the other end of the line can be classified as inept - but don't forget that English is not their first language! It is your company's fault for allowing such a level of customer service, not of the guys providing them!
    • Those simpletons, they can only follow an EXACT procedure: Americans do not realize how much of their mannerisms that they take for granted, is not something that is common in the rest of the world. It is not their fault. Do these Indian employees need to make effort to understand American connotations more? Certainly. But do Americans need to put in more effort to make their language more universal especially when dealing with international personnel? Again the answer is yes.
    • Ha Ha... They have no original thinking, solve their problems in poor English: Every country has various strata of people residing within it. Can I fairly say that an Average American is a red-neck with a beat-up old pickup and homes with weeds around it speaking with a twang refusing to understand math and all? No. I definitely cannot. In a country of 305 Million in America, it is difficult to find one personality profile that fits all Americans. Now scale this problem to 1.4 BILLION people - is it fair to characterize a whole country like that? Absolutely not. India has 26 official languages -- can you imagine the cultural barriers that are already in place??
      Just like any other country, India has some brilliant people, some not so brilliant and a whole lot anywhere in the middle.
    • If India has such a huge population and so intelligent why isn't it a power in the world?: Simple answer to this POPULATION. India is also much smaller in land mass than America. With 1.4 BILLION people -- the struggle for resources is intense. People literally have to fight intensely to even eke out a decent standard of living, let alone living lavishly. . This is something Americans have a huge problem understanding since they never have had such a tremendous pressure on their resources. But when basic standards have to be fought intensely for because there are just so many other people in the race for it -- very little energy is spent on luxuries of life. This will probably even help you understand why your Indian colleagues in US sometimes live like paupers but otherwise earn handsomely. But please just stop and think how you would feel if you are an average academic performer, the best jobs have been strictly been snagged by so many people better than you and you are in race with million other people for one lousy job that is equivalent to burger-flipping in America? Will you still be able to achieve all that you do today?? DOES IT NOT FEEL LUCKY TO BE AMERICAN NOW, even if you are down in dumps?
    • Why not so many Nobel prizes from India, with such intelligentsia?: This is because -- the extreme lack of resources forces many people with talent to flee to a place where life is a bit easy. Where they can freely think about solving problems like P=NP, having assured that their basic needs and even many luxuries are easily met. That country happens to be America today. In fact, America should want such talent to stay in America. These people tend to be the great thinkers of our times, and their contribution usually far exceeds the cost of opportunities America provides to them. The founder of Sun Microsystems - Indian in origin. Most top Microsoft engineers - Indian in origin. Man
  14. Re:Intelligence? I think not... by the_womble · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Do you think it is really about fighting terrorism?

    The British government justified spying powers "to fight terrorism", but they were actually used to fight minor offences (dog fouling, fly-tipping, government employee false sickness claims).

    Just like the British government, the Indian government cannot really say they need to compromise human rights to make it cheaper to police minor offences, or too keep an eye on people doing perfectly legal things the government and police disapprove of (which also happened in Britain).

  15. You're wrong by CountBrass · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What keeps countries like India poor is the corrupt politicians. India can afford to build a nuclear arsenal but they can't manage to provide clean water to all of their people? That's India's fault and no-one elses'.

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