Prince Says Internet Is Over
the_arrow writes "According to the artist currently known as Prince, 'The internet's completely over.' At least that what he says in an interview with the British newspaper Mirror. Quoting Prince: 'The internet's like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your head with numbers and that can't be good for you.'"
...and suddenly he became outdated.
Now get off Prince's lawn, ya young whippersnappers with yer noisy electronic doo-hickeys!!
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
the days of rockstars selling $20 cd's and people paying attention to monotonous radio stations that only play a short playlist of over-publicized artists is over. he'll never make the millions he used to, and to be successful (wealth-accumulating) in the post internet world one needs to get off their ass and tour, actually PERFORMING music like the minstrels of yore.
Remember kids, if you're not paying for the service, YOU ARE THE PRODUCT THAT IS BEING SOLD.
Is to be renamed Prince.
And the artist formerly known as Prince will be renamed ColecoVision.
he can't type his name on a computer. He's jealous of the numbers.
The internet is over in the same way that MTV is over: they both exist in a gentrified form. And maybe if you stay up late, you'll actually catch them both staying true to their roots. :V
Libertarians somehow believe that private businesses should be stronger than governments but weaker than individuals.
... will be using the symbol ¥ from now on. After 7 years or so, we'll switch back to calling it "Internet" because, quite frankly, using a symbol is a bit silly.
"I love my job, but I hate talking to people like you" (Freddie Mercury)
Internet: Prince is over.