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NASA Launches Moonbase Alpha

Posted by Soulskill on from the to-boldly-grind dept.

Several readers have sent word that today NASA launched Moonbase Alpha, an online game with single- and multi-player capability that "allows participants to step into the role of an exploration team member in a futuristic 3-D lunar settlement." The game is available now through Steam for free. Moonbase Alpha was built as a precursor to an upcoming NASA MMO called Astronaut: Moon, Mars & Beyond, and they hope it will be "a proof of concept to show how NASA content can be combined with a cutting-edge game engine to inspire, engage and educate students about agency technologies, job opportunities and the future of space exploration."

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  1. In space... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nobody can hear you troll.

    1. Re:In space... by tacarat · · Score: 3, Funny

      Actually, this project is to find trolls and their online kin. Who better to send on long duration trips than those that already hate the sun, don't mind "alternative hygiene", live on processed foods and can shirk off a lack of real sex for years at a time?

      Oh shit. /. is next >.>

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    2. Re:In space... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Good God, you're absolutely right. Every geek and nerd in the verse is a perfect target to send on missions to space... We have to warn... Somebody... wait... whats bad about this?

    3. Re:In space... by tacarat · · Score: 3, Funny

      I don't want to risk sharing a ship with telephone sanitizers.

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      "Common sense will be the death of us all"
    4. Re:In space... by tnk1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't worry, they don't want you dead. They need us to fix their computers so they can go on Facebook.

  2. Only 11 years late... by wowbagger · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only 11 years late...

    Some cheats for players:
    1 Stay away from the nuclear waste dump.
    2 Don't shoot energy-absorbing being with a laser - just get them in a powered-down section and wait for them to run out of energy.
    3 Neutron reaction drives won't make you a lot of friends.

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    1. Re:Only 11 years late... by tnk1 · · Score: 5, Funny

      And the instances will be just like playing WoW with shitty pick-up groups.

      Astronaut [party] Okay guys, I'm going up. You ready to make sure my mission is a success?
      Congressman [party] I got all the money you need.
      Contractor [party] All systems go! We got your back.
      Administrator [party] You are cleared for take off.

      Astronaut launches STS-135.
      Astronaut is now 2 km above launch site.
      *Astronaut is attacked by Faulty O-Ring (elite)*
      Astronaut [party] oshitoshitoshit
      Contractor disconnects from the server.
      Administrator casts Blame the Contractor. Administrator teleports out.
      Congressman casts Hookers and Blow. Congressman teleports out.
      Astronaut takes 2389358954390354-e35 damage.
      Astronaut dies.

      Contractor reconnects.
      Contractor [party] Guys? What'd I miss?
      Congressman [party] Uhh yeah, I gotta go. Getting a blow job.
      Astronaut [party] Fucking DIE.
      Administrator [guild] We don't talk that way in the NASA guild.
      Astronaut has been kicked from NASA.

      The End.

  3. Re:Please... by AnonymousClown · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is this how screwed up NASA is, reduced to releasing video games as opposed to sending people into space?

    It's a master recruitment plan. See, kids think they're playing a game but in reality, they're being trained and the best of the best of the best will rise until one day, via their "game" they're doing actual exploration without realizing it. I hear they're planning a military version of this too.

    Code name: ENDER

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  4. Re:This is NOT part of NASA's new mission priority by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Well, if you think terrorists are bad... just wait until you meet... SPACE TERRORISTS! Mars is a dead planet for a reason.

  5. DAMMIT!!! by A.+B3ttik · · Score: 3, Funny

    My level 19 Rocketeer had fourteen Pristine Moonrock's, I had the fifteenth IN SIGHT, when a level 43 Cosmonaut ganked me and looted everything off my corpse. I took me ten hours of grinding Selenites to get that epic Oxygen Tank of Capacity.

  6. Re:Please... by blair1q · · Score: 3, Funny

    (kicks you in the nuts)

  7. How stimulating. by Snarkalicious · · Score: 4, Funny

    I can only imagine that the excitement curve for the game will be the same as any other MMO or living on an actual moon base.

    Day 1: Woo! I'm on the server/moon!
    Day 2: Wow! I can do like, 6 different things. Sweet!
    Day 12: OH SWEET JESUS WHY CAN'T I ESCAPE THIS EYE-STABBING BOREDOM!!!!!

  8. Re:I remember when ... by Chaymus · · Score: 2, Funny

    Queue the tinfoil hats saying "Never."

  9. Moonbase Alpha... Alpha Complex by Local+ID10T · · Score: 3, Funny

    Greetings Friend Citizen!

    It is the future, and you are a proud citizen of Moonbase Alpha, a moonbase run by a benevolent Computer.

    All is foreseen. All is right and just. All is good and pure. All because of The Computer.

    The Computer is Your Friend!

    Welcome to Moonbase Alpha. The Computer is Your Friend!

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  10. Re:Steam by camperdave · · Score: 4, Funny

    Neither do I. Condensation wreaks havoc with the circuitry. It also encourages mould growth. Also, I go through enough trouble keeping things cool. Why would I want steam anywhere near my machines? The closest steam should get is the stuff rising from my nice hot coffee.

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  11. VAC enabled? by TypoNAM · · Score: 3, Funny

    I find it funny that it says the game is "Valve Anti-Cheat enabled" on the Steam product page. So, what exactly are people doing to cheat in this moon base simulator game?

    Cause I just hate it when I'm bunny hopping along on the moon's surface and suddenly get head-shotted by some kid using an aimbot. ;)

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    This space is not for rent.
  12. "NASA MMO" - End game strategies by Snufu · · Score: 3, Funny

    The first player to have his his project canceled wins.

  13. Re:I remember when ... by IANAAC · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes. July 20, 1969 absolutely RUINED by 9th birthday party. I still have a black and white picture that my grandpa took of the black and white TV set broadcasting it, complete with a Nixon inset in the upper left corner of the screen.