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New Batfish Species Found Under Gulf Oil Spill
eDarwin writes "Researchers have discovered two previously unknown species of bottom-dwelling fish in the Gulf of Mexico, living right in the area affected by the BP oil spill. Researchers identified new species of pancake batfishes, a flat fish rarely seen because of the dark depths they favor. They are named for the clumsy way they 'walk' along the sea bottom, like a bat crawling."
They kind of glide across the surface now.
They're ugly, look crippled, and found in only one place in the world -- an oil spill.
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What's the difference between a pancake batfish and Tony Hayward?
One's a scum-sucking bottom-feeder, and the other's a fish.
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Hmmmm.....how do they taste, breaded and fried?
Oily.
There, fixed that for you...
If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
aaaaaand it's gone.
After removing all the oil will be easy to see that are part of the already known brucewaynefish species.