Black Hole Emits a 1,000-Light-Year-Wide Gas Bubble
PhrostyMcByte writes "12 million light-years away, in the outer spiral of galaxy NGC 7793, a bubble of hot gas approximately 1,000 light-years in diameter can be found shooting out of a black hole — one of the most powerful jets of energy ever seen. (Abstract available at Nature.) The bubble has been growing for approximately 200,000 years, and is expanding at around 1,000,000 kilometers per hour."
This is just begging for a "your momma" joke. Anyone want to do the honors?
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He who smelt it, dealt it.
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Maybe it sucked up too much matter and had to fart?
Like the beaver, it's just Dam one thing after another
...Sirius did it!
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You eat just ONE bean-shaped planet...
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A minor issue with the headline (of both the summary and the article) is that the black hole does not really emit the gas bubble per se. It is emitting jets of extremely fast moving particles which then hits nearby interstella gas. Obviously this causes an increase in temperature, creating a "snowball" effect resulting in the aforementioned 1000-light-year-wide (flaming) gas bubble.
I'm sorry if this is a really dumb question, but how can a black hole emit much of anything? I thought they couldn't emit light, any anything else, not even information.
Is that an actual image, or an artist's rendition? Why is the bubble of gas so spherical? I would have expected it to be asymmetrical.
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Anybody got a white dwarf sized Beano?
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
The previous record holder for a gas bubble discharge was the Poet Master Grunthos the Flatulent. This was done over a seven hour period while reciting his award-winning poem, "Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning."
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Obviously, this must be in some way the result of global warming. Everything else is....
Just send off a rocket full of this.
Browsing at +1 - no ACs, I ignore their posts. So refreshing!
...is NGC 911 also known as the Taco Bell Nebula.
Let's do this grade 6 math puzzle style.
Expanding at ~1,000,000 km/h
12 million light years away.
It already has a radius of 1000 light years.
Assume a light year is 9.46 trillion km long.
Assuming this gas bubble was created by the universes first perpetual motion machine, so the growth is constant, how long before this gas bubble wipes out all life on Earth. Someone watch my math and make sure I didn't slip up.
(9,460,000,000 * 12) - 5000 = 113519995000 km to go.
113519995000 * 1000 = 113519995000000 hours left.
Or 4729999791666.6 repeating days
Or ~675714255952 weeks
or ~12994504922 years.
If we do live forever, mark your calendars, 12994506932, Earth is finished.
Radio and x-ray images in their astro-ph preprint.
Pull my event horizon.
Have gnu, will travel.
Mini-"Big Bang" in action
It was Elvis!
GP really screwed up this time. They put their energy well too far into the black hole's accretion disk, and it triggered a run-away tidal friction cascade, spewing hot plasma toward Jar Jar Bink's planet.
I'm sure it's just an accident. After all, who'd want to kill Jar Jar?
Table-ized A.I.
So BP has been in space all this time?
A whole hour and not 1 goatse reference?
This is a day that shall live in infamy.
Is that 200,000 years from now, or 200,000 years from 12 million years ago? (since it's that many lightyears away)
...but that's a very big fart!
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Quick! Someone tell the puppeteers, before they run into *another* exploding galaxy.
"Think of the astronomical odors you'll smell thanks to me!"
I guess BP was drilling there, too.
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What if this is really how the "big bang" started and really the universe was the result of multiple events similar to this? What if we are witnessing the rebirth of the universe, an alternate universe or an expansion?
There are so many things that we still have to discover and witness - it still amazes me how much we know and how little we do at the same time.
Just some thoughts.
In the presented picture, the so called gas cloud seems to be more like a concrete body which is slowly but surely sucked into by the quasar, and not the other way around.
So its an interstellar light saber ? Lucas's lawyers seen rushing to the area to issue the blackhole a C&D..
I need to boot up my not well-known of subspace red-phone to The Hindmost.
It's seldom used ...
I have nothing to lose but my bindings.
"In science, a theory is a hypothesis" that has not been proven wrong. That does not prove it right. You just believe it is right. We do not have a clue what a black hole really is. The only thing we know is what it looks like in different colors. We do not know for a fact.
some dialed a super gate!
12 million light years from here, I suspect you would not find a gas bubble shooting out of a black hole, because if we're detecting it now, it means it happened 12 million years ago, and if you were 12 million years away from here at that black hole, the gas bubble would have long since been shot out.
That must have far worse consequences for global warming than the methane emitted by all the cows in the world.
If you read the comments in the original article, somebody mentioned that it's a gas ball (sun) being sucked into the black hole, and not a gas ball being produced by the black hole. Does somebody have any idea as to how credible (read: n00b) the persons who discovered this are?
It would be interesting to see an accurate animation of the phenomena to prove or disprove this.
Really, can we get some real scientists in this decade??? Why the heck do people spit out junk science that was written decades ago?? Black Holes are a mathematical figment. They don’t exist period. There was no need to invent them if the electrical nature of matter and the universe had been considered. The ‘black hole’ concept is a classic example of the malaise afflicting modern physics. It is a scam, joke and crappy science. Go order a fraking plasma gun and boooyah!! you'll smack the science in this article back to the stone age....
Yeah, I was on the bus next to that fat bitch this morning.