Black Hole Emits a 1,000-Light-Year-Wide Gas Bubble
PhrostyMcByte writes "12 million light-years away, in the outer spiral of galaxy NGC 7793, a bubble of hot gas approximately 1,000 light-years in diameter can be found shooting out of a black hole — one of the most powerful jets of energy ever seen. (Abstract available at Nature.) The bubble has been growing for approximately 200,000 years, and is expanding at around 1,000,000 kilometers per hour."
...Sirius did it!
Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48, and am what some people call "mentally retarded".
You eat just ONE bean-shaped planet...
If you can read this, I forgot to post anonymously.
A minor issue with the headline (of both the summary and the article) is that the black hole does not really emit the gas bubble per se. It is emitting jets of extremely fast moving particles which then hits nearby interstella gas. Obviously this causes an increase in temperature, creating a "snowball" effect resulting in the aforementioned 1000-light-year-wide (flaming) gas bubble.
I'm sorry if this is a really dumb question, but how can a black hole emit much of anything? I thought they couldn't emit light, any anything else, not even information.
Let's do this grade 6 math puzzle style.
Expanding at ~1,000,000 km/h
12 million light years away.
It already has a radius of 1000 light years.
Assume a light year is 9.46 trillion km long.
Assuming this gas bubble was created by the universes first perpetual motion machine, so the growth is constant, how long before this gas bubble wipes out all life on Earth. Someone watch my math and make sure I didn't slip up.
(9,460,000,000 * 12) - 5000 = 113519995000 km to go.
113519995000 * 1000 = 113519995000000 hours left.
Or 4729999791666.6 repeating days
Or ~675714255952 weeks
or ~12994504922 years.
If we do live forever, mark your calendars, 12994506932, Earth is finished.
Radio and x-ray images in their astro-ph preprint.
This is just begging for a "your momma" joke. Anyone want to do the honors?
Yo mama so unimaginative she can't come up with a good joke given ample material. Apparently it's hereditary.
Now that I think about it, I'm pretty sure everything I just said is completely wrong.
smell is chemical. therefore it's based on the interaction of electron clouds around atoms in particular configurations within molecules. therefore it acts by means of the electromagnetic force. therefore it's mediated by virtual photons. virtual photons are light. light can go only one direction in a black hole, and that's down. so the black hole can't smell it because the virtual photons of its nose can't interact with the virtual photons of the gas outside the black hole to indicate that there are electrons, atoms, and molecules there.
so there, smartypants.
That's a piss-poor artist's rendition that on the one hand has a silly sun being slurped up like spaghetti by a black hole, and on the other hand has a depiction of the sort of jet that actually occurs at the poles of a spinning black hole.
The actual "bubble" is diffusion of the jet into gas somewhere off in the direction of the black hole, and is not depicted in that image.
How about this: "Sciantists named this object "BP"
839*929
I guess BP was drilling there, too.
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