Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Internet

MMBK writes "Our friends at JESS3 have unveiled The Ex-Blocker. It's a Firefox and Chrome plugin that erases all name and likeness of your ex from the Internet, even if they become a meme, or the president. You'll no longer have to threaten to delete your Facebook account or concoct an elaborate e-hoax to assuage the reality-shattering complications that are born from break-ups. Simply construct an Internet that omits bad vibes all together."

Comments

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[Anonymous Coward]

First post (not including those by my exes)

version 2.0

[AffidavitDonda]

next version will be able to replace the name with some nice insults...

Is the reverse possible?

[HopefulIntern]

I don't wanna erase her. I just wanna stalk her more thoroughly. Is it open source? Can I just place a '!' somewhere and reverse the effect?

I just want a plugin

[zish]

that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.

Re:I just want a plugin

[Culture20]

that gives worms to ex-girlfriends.

Make sure you think about all possible meanings of that sentence before you make your genie-wish.

Re:I just want a plugin

[zish]

Knife would take too long to learn how to do correctly. Remember, the goal is only worms. Poking a hole in the security layer only invites other forms of malware to intrude. The plugin needs to make use of an already available connector or API (Aperture Pervasion Interface).

Tomorrow's announcement...

[silverglade00]

Software company JESS3 announces service providing lists of available women for sale. Using the blocklists provided by their Ex-Blocker software, they have amassed lists of recently single women and are making them available to you for a low, low price!

Re:more options

[operagost]

President Obama, is that you?