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Man Claims 84% of Facebook, Gets Order Blocking Assets
Cyrus writes "According to a Bloomberg scoop, a New York man claiming to own a majority of Facebook has gotten a signed court order to block Facebook from transferring assets."
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His facebook account is so canceled! But I bet he could do commercials for MySpace. "I designed the look and feel of facebook, but now I use MySpace."
Some drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.
Please win. Please win. Please win.
He owns Faceboo
Don't be bitter just because you don't have enough friends to play Farmville.
nah, he recently got a nre Kinesis keybiartf as well.
Miller Lite tastes like water that's somehow managed to rot.
How are they going to win? This is a pretty clear cut case of the statute of limitations barring such a lawsuit.
Statue of limitations. English--learn it!
put out spin how FB is under new derangement
What an interesting comment on the state of Facebook. I've always suspected Facebook represented some type of derangement, now you are suggesting that what it needs is new derangement.
The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
Yeah, I learned about my last reunion on Facebook too. Ever since then, they've made it a policy never to announce reunions on Facebook.
I was kidding. But one can only hope something shuts down that huge pile of crap.
A proposed settlement.
Is it that obvious? I mean, I try to be a good person, but I didn't know how well it came across. Thanks for believing I'm not a lawyer.
Is it that obvious? I mean, I try to be a good person, but I didn't know how well it came across. Thanks for believing I'm not a lawyer.
Always a pleasure. If you'd like me to doubt you in other endeavors as well please let me know!
They say a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but it's not one half so bad as a lot of ignorance. - Terry Pratchett
At least in Farmville you can actually have a virtual lawn where your avatar can stand and shake his fist at the kids.
Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
I deleted my facebook profile and all my friends and family declared me dead and tryed to sell off all my shit. I really didn't get annoying though until they tried to bury my ass.
Supporting World Peace Through Nuclear Pacification
They had to take him to a pellet court.
I'm glad empty cynicism and apathy are working out so well for you. Keep up the good work.
Welcome to the Panopticon. Used to be a prison, now it's your home.
Statue of limitations. English--learn it!
Holy shit! That's the funniest thing I've read in a while.
For the record, you might try Googling "Statue of limitations" next time and noticing that Google changes it to "statute" automatically for you.
It's a clue, you should follow it.
Security is mostly a superstition... Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. - Helen Keller
You obviously aren't looking close enough!
Humans are naturally drawn towards justice and fairNess, And see Zuckerberg as a person who denIgrates his customers
Every time I start to have faith in humanity, I ruin it by driving to work between 7 and 8 am.