Antidepressants In the Water Are Making Shrimp Suicidal
Antidepressants may help a lot of people get up in the morning but new research shows they are making shrimp swim into that big bowl of cocktail sauce in the sky. Alex Ford, a marine biologist at the University of Portsmouth, found that shrimp exposed to the antidepressant fluoxetine are 5 times more likely to swim towards light instead of away from it. Shrimp usually swim away from light as it is associated with birds or fishermen.
Since you can't really put a shrimp on a shrink-couch and ask it about its feelings...
Of course you can put them on the couch and ask! Now, if you expect a response, then the wrong one might be on the couch
re:"Since you can't really put a shrimp on a shrink-couch and ask it about its feelings"
Have you at least tried before making this assertion? I'm nearly done with my shrimp-couch, and I'm getting a PHD in Marine Psychology. Give me a minute.