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  1. Re:...and pediatricians and family docs rejoice! on Vaccine Patch Removes Needle Pain · · Score: 0

    Going to take you down to uncle touchey's naked puzzle basement.

    UNCLE TOUCHEY'S NA-KED PUZ-ZLE BASE-MENT! You won't wear a shirt and you'll cry!

    I sent that to Bob Seger and he still hasn't called me back.

  2. Re:side effect on First 'Malaria-Proof' Mosquito Created · · Score: 2, Funny

    Go back to digg or your teaparty rally.

  3. Re:One Point Five Billion Dollars on iPhone 4 Reception Recall Ruckus Roundup · · Score: 1

    And we believe you - really.

  4. Re:Stock price is falling too on iPhone 4 Reception Recall Ruckus Roundup · · Score: 1

    Perhaps he got a dog with an aviators cap and goggles named Muttley.

    Smoker's laugh wheeze wheeze...

  5. Re:Stock price is falling too on iPhone 4 Reception Recall Ruckus Roundup · · Score: 1

    Yeah like this isn't a problem I wouldn't like to have. I sure don't see people talking up the Kin. Takes sales to create headlines, and last I checked, that's good for stocks.

    Granted they need a response that also makes headlines - but hey - Palm didn't have any problems either, and they made for a great investment didn't they?

  6. Re:Hard to say, without delving deeper... on Antidepressants In the Water Are Making Shrimp Suicidal · · Score: 0, Redundant

    re:"Since you can't really put a shrimp on a shrink-couch and ask it about its feelings"

    Have you at least tried before making this assertion? I'm nearly done with my shrimp-couch, and I'm getting a PHD in Marine Psychology. Give me a minute.

  7. Re:Hard to know if the posts violated the ToS on Apple Censors Consumer Report iPhone4 Discussions · · Score: 1

    But ... but .... all the haters said there were no posts on Apple! I can't get a hard-on without massive amounts of viagra and my hater fantasy! My sex life is completely dependent on whether or not my views on important things like consumer electronics and brands are validated on nerd-boards.

    This is clearly Apple's fault. Fuck Steve Jobs! And those zombie buyers - grrrrrrrrrrrr!

    (rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub)

  8. Re:Hey Apple fanboys... on Apple Censors Consumer Report iPhone4 Discussions · · Score: 1

    Glad to see you care so much. You should slit your wrists over this tragedy - it'd be the right thing to do.

    And remember - when cutting - down the street works better than across the road.

  9. Re:Zapp Brannigan's Reporting Strategy on Apple Censors Consumer Report iPhone4 Discussions · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Moderation of the posts on slashdot is censorship. if a troller gets you to screw up your karma - nobody will see future posts on your account ever again. that's when it's time to shut the account down and start another.

  10. Re:Apple on Consumer Reports Can't Recommend iPhone 4 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hey! I can say FAG too! Mod me insightful motherfuckers!

  11. Re:Apple on Consumer Reports Can't Recommend iPhone 4 · · Score: 1

    No shit - this place has become fucking Digg.

  12. This was better than your post on Consumer Reports Can't Recommend iPhone 4 · · Score: 1

    HTC vs iPhone http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAOtC9QfXac&feature=related

    In other news - the world is round. About as newsworthy as your link. Perhaps you have some insightfulness on the wetness of water, or the brownness of dirt?