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Criminal Photoshops Himself Into Charity Photos In Bid For Leniency

38-year-old Daryl Simon decided it would be a good idea to submit fake pictures of himself at charity events, and forged letters of support from various charitable organizations to the court before he was sentenced for credit card fraud. Unfortunately for Daryl, he is as good at Photoshop as he is at credit card scams, and Judge Stephen Robinson was not amused. Simon was sentenced to 285-months in prison — 50 months more than the maximum under sentencing guidelines. From the article: "Daryl Simon's bald-faced move included sticking a picture of himself into a shot with a physical-therapy patient, then flipping the image and placing it next to a teen student. 'Evidence that his image was inserted and flipped can be seen by examining the single detail on his shirt above his fingers — that detail appears on the left side of the shirt in the top photograph, and on the right side of the shirt in the bottom photograph,' prosecutors wrote."

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  1. Re:Two things: by couchslug · · Score: 0, Troll

    "Have you ever thought about what it would be like to be stuck in jail for that period of time?"

    YES. That's why I don't do crimes. :)

    Some folks don't get the hint, so they can go sit in stir where they won't bother me. I don't care what happens to them as they have not earned my concern.

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  2. Re:Bold faced, not bald-faced. by BitZtream · · Score: 0, Troll

    Yes, and from what you posted from Wikipedia, which one of those actually fits, hmmm?

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