A Windows Phone 7 For Every Microsoftie
theodp writes "So, how can Microsoft guarantee its Windows Phone 7 devices will enjoy broader adoption than the ill-fated Kin? By giving every Microsoft employee a free one, that's how. A Microsoft spokesman confirmed the move, explaining that the idea is to thank employees for all their work, and make sure that they have experience with Windows Phone 7 devices. Microsoft has nearly 90,000 employees worldwide."
Actually, true employees get a WP7 phone.
Temps and interns get 2 WP7 phones, and a dozen KINs
I could be worse - it could be made out of KINs instead of next of kins.
Hot new item @ microsoft - cases that make your iPhone look like a WP7 phone - complete with BSOD screen-saver.
The Balminator: "Hey - is that an iPhone?
Employee: "I wish - blue-screened again!"
The Balminator: "Okay, I guess I can find someone else to throw this chair at."
The first one is always free.
If a MS employee leaves his MS phone prototype in a bar and no blogger considers it even worth stealing, does it make a ring?
SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
But I will never ever use IE again. I even get a little sick when I have to use IE to update XP.
At one point, I memorized an FTP address for Mozilla so I wouldn't have to load IE to download Firefox on new installations.