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A Windows Phone 7 For Every Microsoftie

theodp writes "So, how can Microsoft guarantee its Windows Phone 7 devices will enjoy broader adoption than the ill-fated Kin? By giving every Microsoft employee a free one, that's how. A Microsoft spokesman confirmed the move, explaining that the idea is to thank employees for all their work, and make sure that they have experience with Windows Phone 7 devices. Microsoft has nearly 90,000 employees worldwide."

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  1. Re:But only to true employees by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Funny

    But only to true employees, not to temps and interns.

    Actually, true employees get a WP7 phone.

    Temps and interns get 2 WP7 phones, and a dozen KINs

  2. Re:But it's mnade out of PEOPLE !! by tomhudson · · Score: 4, Funny

    " Don't buy WP7. It's made out of PEOPLE !! "

    I could be worse - it could be made out of KINs instead of next of kins.

    Hot new item @ microsoft - cases that make your iPhone look like a WP7 phone - complete with BSOD screen-saver.

    The Balminator: "Hey - is that an iPhone?

    Employee: "I wish - blue-screened again!"

    The Balminator: "Okay, I guess I can find someone else to throw this chair at."

  3. Re:They should expand the program by tokul · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'll use a Windows Mobile phone, too... if it's free.

    The first one is always free.

  4. Philosophical question by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    If a MS employee leaves his MS phone prototype in a bar and no blogger considers it even worth stealing, does it make a ring?

    --
    SJW: Someone who has run out of real oppression, and has to fake it.
  5. Re:Assumptions Assumptions by qortra · · Score: 4, Funny

    But I will never ever use IE again. I even get a little sick when I have to use IE to update XP.

    At one point, I memorized an FTP address for Mozilla so I wouldn't have to load IE to download Firefox on new installations.