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Global Warming 'Undeniable,' Report Says
BergZ writes "Scientists from around the world are providing even more evidence of global warming. 'A comprehensive review of key climate indicators confirms the world is warming and the past decade was the warmest on record,' the annual State of the Climate report declares. Compiled by more than 300 scientists from 48 countries, including Canada, the report from the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration said its analysis of 10 indicators that are 'clearly and directly related to surface temperatures, all tell the same story: Global warming is undeniable.'"
Why do I get that sick feeling that the heat from this discussion will only make the global warming problem worse?
I need trepanation like I need a hole in the head.
Who is this "we"? Oh I get it, you're playing one of those little hyperbolic games where you ascribe malevolence to researchers, sort of like how the IDers do. I'm afraid, Cinderella, the shoe fits on your foot.
It's TRUE! Where do you think the stereotype of "EVIL SCIENTIST" came from?
I am certain that Global Warming is an evil plot that the entire International Scientific community created in order to .... in order to...control the World! That's it! And to cause higher taxes!
Scientists want higher taxes and that's why they invented this whole global warming myth! And the reason why they want higher taxes is because.....because....um.......haven't gotten that far yet. But when I do, BEWARE! I will blow all of the Global Warming believers' arguments out of the water with my water tight logic!
RIP America
July 4, 1776 - September 11, 2001
Am I the only one who thinks news of an impending rise in sea level is brought to us by a group called "NOAA?"
Currently hooked on AMP
I can easily disprove the claims of these so called "scientists." They claim that global warming is undeniable, and yet we see people denying it right here in the comments. Ha HA!
Now, if they had said something along the lines of "At this point, the proof is so overwhelming that only mentally deficient conservative hippie-hating anti-environmentalist shills for big business will attempt to deny it," well, that is just self evidently true.
- None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
This is why I hate commenting on this shit.
And yet you managed to get in so early too.
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"300 brainwashed or dishonest "scientists" [citation needed] "wouldn't be very hard to find. [citation needed] Personally, I find it hilarious that 300 scientists and a government agency with a vested interest [citation needed] are supposed to convince me of a problem that's been proven false on every accord. [citation needed] The amount of scientists suing the climate change crowd for fraud [citation needed] is more than this puny 300. [citation needed] Give me a break. If I want to buy some snake oil, at least spare me the doomsday shtick."
"Want to buy a bridge?"
Got buyer's remorse, don't you.
Well, that makes one of us.
You are welcome on my lawn.
Yeah! screw the Man, and screw their godless commie "universities"! I never went to one myself, never even finished high-school and I can tell you all this "global warming" bullshit is nothing but a commie liberal scheme to steal our trucks away and ruin everything America stands for.
No problem is insoluble in all conceivable circumstances.
I love how everybody thinks they're a climate scientist now,
Yeah, I love how scientists in other fields are always telling FOO scientists that their FOO studies weren't done following standard scientific procedure with proper controls and data collection. What do BAR scientists know about FOO science? It's completely different! ~