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1-in-1,000 Chance of Asteroid Impact In ... 2182?

astroengine writes "Sure, we're looking 172 years into the future, but an international collaboration of scientists have developed two mathematical models to help predict when a potentially hazardous asteroid (or PHA) may hit us, not in this century, but the next. The rationale is that to stand any hope in deflecting a civilization-ending or extinction-level impact, we need as much time as possible to deal with the threatening space rock. (Asteroid deflection can be a time-consuming venture, after all.) Enter '(101955) 1999 RQ36' — an Apollo class, Earth-crossing, 500 meter-wide space rock. The prediction is that 1999 RQ36 has a 1-in-1,000 chance of hitting us in the future, and according to one of the study's scientists, María Eugenia Sansaturio, half of those odds fall squarely on the year 2182."

326 comments

  1. I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

    In that case, "Cool!"

    1. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by BhaKi · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Not only you. The whole human species would be extinct by then. We have global warming, pollution, fuel shortage, wars, corruption. These are enough to finish us by 2100. What happens in 2182 is irrelevant.

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    2. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Allnighte · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Not only you. The whole human species would be extinct by then. We have global warming, pollution, fuel shortage, wars, corruption. These are enough to finish us by 2100. What happens in 2182 is irrelevant.

      Yeah hi, can I also get the pollution with no cheese and add bacon? And can you make the drink with the wars just a bottle of water instead of a Coke?
      Also can you throw in some of those Chinese takeovers of Western society and the LHC creating a blackhole which will eat all of France?
      Thanks.

    3. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I pity people like you.

    4. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Cylix · · Score: 2, Informative

      So you are saying I shouldn't worry about it then.

      I was going to see what I could do to help man kind, but you convinced me it would be a meaningless gesture.

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    5. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I seriously doubt it. Humans are adaptable. Sure, we may go into another Dark Age in the next century or so, but the issues you show concern over would fall pathetically short of causing our extinction.

    6. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      Not only you. The whole human species would be extinct by then. We have global warming, pollution, fuel shortage, wars, corruption. These are enough to finish us by 2100.

      Humans have been doing that for a lot longer then the 90 years to 2010, more -1 Pessimist then +1 Insightful.

    7. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by nacturation · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not only you. The whole human species would be extinct by then. We have global warming, pollution, fuel shortage, wars, corruption. These are enough to finish us by 2100. What happens in 2182 is irrelevant.

      Dammit, and 2182 was finally going to be the year of Linux on the desktop!

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    8. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      French cheese, french wine, french cuisine,....
      What have the French ever given us?

    9. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Well, some potential, unfortunate combination of the few factors he mentions perhaps has a slight chance of ending in something quite, hm, entertaining ;p (especially if coupled with unavoidable, in such case, massive unrest)

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    10. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by SirRedTooth · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not only you. The whole human species would be extinct by then. We have global warming, pollution, fuel shortage, wars, corruption. These are enough to finish us by 2100. What happens in 2182 is irrelevant.

      Not really. The human race started off as a primitive ape like species. We managed to survive living in jungles, deserts and caves. How is "global warming, pollution, fuel shortage, wars, corruption" going to kill ~7bn people. Sure it might kill 3 billion or even 4 billion at the very worst (which is still unlikely) But there is no way any of the things you mentioned will kill every single human being.

    11. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      The problems listed might cut the population down to a tenth of it's current size, but you are dimly aware of how most of the world functions on a day to day basis.

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    12. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      French kiss?

    13. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by VendettaMF · · Score: 1

      Suit yourself. I fully intend to be not just alive, but enhanced beyond all the current boundaries and limitations of our ape heritage by then.
      Heck, with any luck I'll have ditched the last of the organic crap at that stage.

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    14. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who says it won't be? Computers don't need us. We need computers.

    15. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Kreigaffe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If you think that's enough to completely wipe out our species, I have a bridge to sell you.

      It may not be life as we know it, but whether you like it or not humans as a species will survive ALL of that, AND more. All we need is some percentage of newborns to make it to, oh, let's be generous and say age 17. They breed. There's more of us.

      You don't need cars, or computers, or even a houses to have humans. All you need is sharp, pointy sticks, a few friends, and some of those friends to be of the opposite sex. That's it.

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    16. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Servaas · · Score: 1

      Not only you. The whole human species would be extinct by then. We have global warming, pollution, fuel shortage, wars, corruption. These are enough to finish us by 2100. What happens in 2182 is irrelevant.

      Also didn't we have all those things about 100 years ago?

    17. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      2182 was finally going to be the year of Linux on the desktop!

      The real tragedy is that the Duke Nukem Forever port was due the year after.

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    18. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by yoyhed · · Score: 1

      The Omar offer a wide variety of biomodification canisters with full piezochem compatibility - you should talk to them.

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    19. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      All you need is sharp, pointy sticks, a few friends, and some of those friends to be of the opposite sex. That's it.

      I thought food was quite important.

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    20. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Global warming is a deceptively mellow term for what will potentially happen. At a certain turning point the entire atmosphere will change to make life on this planet entirely impossible. No hiding, no adaptation, no recourse: no one spared, not child, animal or plant. If we don't have interstellar travel and civilization methods by then, our best "hope" is a similar species evolving somewhere else.

    21. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      French toast.
      French fries.

    22. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Vetruvet · · Score: 0

      You can get food with sharp, pointy sticks....

    23. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's been said a million times, but it must be repeated: You're on slashdot. You don't get to taste such a thing anyway.

    24. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Apparently you're unaware that life existed on Earth in radically different atmospheric conditions (prokaryotic life was kickin' it old school in an atmosphere with practically no oxygen at all), that life itself is responsible for changing the atmosphere (photosynthesis caused the oxygen catastrophe killing most of the anaerobic life, but not all of it mark you well, dunce), and that unless all the oceans freeze or boil off into space, it's only a matter of metabolizing different dissolved gases by a new set of micro-organisms right?

      I swear eco-cultists are fucking retarded.

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    25. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Nadaka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      THat is what pointy sticks are for. And "friends" in a pinch.

    26. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Miamicanes · · Score: 3, Interesting

      > Also didn't we have all those things about 100 years ago?

      Exactly. If anything, it could almost be argued that the pollution in late 19th-century Britain, France, and Germany (and parts of America, for that matter) were noxious/toxic enough to make the most badly-polluted square mile of China look like the Garden of Eden by comparison. At least people in China don't have to rely on wood and coal-burning stoves & fireplaces for cooking and heating ON TOP of the pollution being produced by factories (at least, urban factory workers who live amidst the worst pollution) don't.

      As a species, humans are easy to kill individually, but surprisingly difficult to effectively exterminate. The dinosaurs didn't have preserved food, hydroponics, artificial lighting, and global distribution networks, so when the skies went dark and 99% of photosynthesis shut down for a few years after the impact event, they were screwed. A similar event would be an unprecedented human tragedy, but the likelihood of enough humans surviving to repopulate the Earth eventually is practically assured.

    27. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 0, Flamebait


      Since when is the destruction of France a bad thing?

      I assume you have never been in France then?

      angel'o'sphere

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    28. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by internettoughguy · · Score: 1

      I swear eco-cultists are fucking retarded.

      Coincidentally, leading Neologists predict that the earth will run out of new sounding smear-words by 2100 at the latest.

    29. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Pointy sticks can photosynthesize without sunlight?

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    30. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then don't have kids, because if you do then they'll suffer through the future... But - you're not really that sure about things, not enough to end your family tree anyways. Right? I hear they have some great monasteries is Scotland.

    31. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by belthize · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Not immediately but quite possibly it could indirectly. All the trivially accessible minerals, oil etc have been consumed. Another dark age and we're likely stuck there indefinitely, possibly forever since we wouldn't be able to boot strap through the equivalent of the 18th, 19th and 20th centuries.

      Getting stuck in that state may prevent our ability to overcome the next hurdle. We're smart but we need resources.

    32. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      1. Global warming and even cooling happened in the history of the earth numerous times and apes/humans evolved and or survived. 2. Pollution is bad, but realize that even though today we have been exposed to a record number of carcinogens, the worst case scenario is that we get cancer around the age of 40 on average. That is still plenty of time to reproduce. 3. Due to market efficiency, alternative energy will be used once fuel no longer becomes lucrative or accessible. 4. Wars have less severe ever since the invention of the atomic bomb. 5. Corruption does not factor in to extinction. The main problem is food availability. With the over-fishing of the seas we cut out a significant food source, however even that has a remedy. Either we farm fish, come up with another source of food to replace it, or many people stave. If enough humans starve the remaining ones will have more food for themselves. Pretty sure the only thing that will kill ALL of us off is an asteroid impact or otherwise catastrophic event. Nuclear war is not a significant threat because of corruption. People in power don't want to lose their wealth and influence.

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    33. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Ol+Biscuitbarrel · · Score: 1

      Or a bunch of loganberries. Come on, brandish that raspberry.

    34. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      If photosynthesis shut down for a few years there would be massive amounts of starvation, but hell, we can construct lamps that produce UV light for plants. We also happen to have power plants that produce energy independent of the sun that is converted into electricity and then can be used by the lamps to enable plants to photosynthesize. Yeah, pretty sure humans would survive.

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    35. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1, Insightful

      but whether you like it or not humans as a species will survive ALL of that, AND more

      I don't know if you understand how little it would take to make Earth uninhabitable by humans.

      It's just a very long list of lucky breaks that makes Earth habitable by humans in the first place. Unless you're religious, then it was by the will of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (blessings upon His Holy Name).

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    36. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      So you are saying I shouldn't worry about it then.

      Absolutely not. Worrying has absolutely no effect on the outcome of situations.

      Anyway, you've got enough on your plate already.

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    37. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      The real tragedy is that the Duke Nukem Forever port was due the year after.

      No. The REAL tragedy was that it was coming out as a third-person shooter from Ubisoft, and only for the PS3.

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    38. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Apparently you're unaware that life existed on Earth in radically different atmospheric conditions

      Apparently you're unaware that this entire thread has been about human life, not prokaryotics or even blattaria, but human beings.

      It makes your reply something of a non-sequitur, which is certainly not the first time.

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    39. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by robthebloke · · Score: 1

      The statue of liberty....

    40. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by AtomicOrange · · Score: 1

      Obviously you haven't been paying attention to this 2012 fiasco, the world will be long gone before that!

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    41. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Apparently you're too busy trying to look clever to actually read posts being responded to before criticizing the scope of the responses. I was responding to a person claiming that "At a certain turning point the entire atmosphere will change to make life on this planet entirely impossible. No hiding, no adaptation, no recourse: no one spared, not child, animal or plant." Huh. So apparently the entire thread is not limited to human life, as that post talks about all life, even specifying different kingdoms.

      In that context my response was completely warranted and as far from a non sequitur as one can get. So, fuck off you lazy twit. You've been around long enough to know how to use the 'Parent' button.

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    42. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      Humbug. Worst case scenario there's still plenty of coal left for a steam-powered society. And if we can't get the coal for some reason we'll burn trees.

      Post-apocalyptic steampunk anyone?

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    43. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by danbert8 · · Score: 1

      If Kevin Costner can grow gills, I'm fairly certain a few human beings can survive CO2 levels of even up to 1% (about 800x more concentrated than it is now). Actually, 1% CO2 will only make people feel drowsy. Oh wait, you mean temperature. in a few hundred years, let's assume the average temperature goes up a whole degree centigrade. So we move to Canada, and life goes on.

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    44. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by dwinks616 · · Score: 1

      Oil can be replaced with corn, etc. Minerals? There's a vast wealth of them buried in all of our landfills, prime for the taking if the need arises.

    45. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I swear eco-cultists are fucking retarded.

      Just wait until the temperature starts dropping again. Then they will be violent too. Al Gore will be eating carbon credits for breakfast.

    46. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All we need is some percentage of newborns to make it to, oh, let's be generous and say age 17. They breed. There's more of us.

      17? I'm guessing you're not the parent of a teenaged child.

    47. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Zantac69 · · Score: 1

      I see I forgot my sarcasm tag. *shrug* Oh well :)

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    48. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by mcgrew · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll certainly be dead; I'll be 230 in 2182. Actually, barring some fantastic breakthroughs in medicine and biochemistry, nobody alive now will be alive then.

      But you have to die from something; dying from a meteor impact would be a way cool way to go. Imagine the fireworks! Talk about going out with a bang...

    49. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that most of the things you listed may kill many but won't completely wipe us out. But I think you're underestimating the potential of war, or at least what us humans can do with it.

    50. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Clearly you have failed to realize that an upward trend in temperature means that trend will continue unabated FOREVAR. The "science" is settled.

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    51. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by vekrander · · Score: 1

      Wait this is Slashdot... Napoleon: Total War

    52. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Slow down, Hoss. I was just telling Electric Turtle, who brought up prokaryotics, that the discussion had been about human life, not any life.

      I get that you believe there's no danger from AGW. Good for you.

      That's the problem with AGW deniers. They've got to go that one extra step: "Why should we worry about burning fossil fuels, what's a degree and a percent and twenty feet of ocean level gonna do to a race that could make Starship Troopers? I mean, humans...we rock!"

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    53. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      You've been around long enough to know how to use the 'Parent' button.

      That's what that's for?

      Sorry, I often skip ACs, so I didn't see your parent's comment about plants. I was still in the context of humans from the GPP.

      So, fuck off you lazy twit

      That's Mister Lazy Twit to you, junior.

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    54. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Peach+Rings · · Score: 1

      I think that if the sun disappears then we have worse problems than food supply.

    55. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Peach+Rings · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's hard to imagine a pre-industrial world being able to make (or even discover) ethanol fuel without oil-powered industry behind them. Keep in mind that humans have been around for many thousands of years and only in the last few decades have we discovered that all this corn lying around is good for fuel. It takes an advanced level of technology to exploit more subtle resources like ethanol.

    56. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Being exceptionally literate kicks ass.

      You just end up looking like an elitist jackass.

    57. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Conchobair · · Score: 1

      I don't think we'd need a full repeat of events and sluggish development of technology. Someone will stuble across a virtual treasure trove (or be lead to it by a hairy guy in the desert) of stored information and we'll get a quick boost of progress. There would be a new Renaissance, where great minds discover our works and add their own ingenuity and design to them, taking the bits and pieces they find and innovating them in ways that we cannot even imagine yet. When we came out of the first Dark Age this is what happend with the Latin, Greek, and Arabic works. I think somethign simular would happen, with the new leaders of the Renaissance finding simple solutions to problems that plague us even today.

    58. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by el3mentary · · Score: 1

      Existentialism, Democracy and the Blowjob.

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    59. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by 2names · · Score: 1

      The Aqueduct? No, wait...sorry, wrong sketch.

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    60. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      For global warming to make the Earth totally uninhabitable to just humans would take hundreds or thousands of years or continuing pollution.

      As for making the whole planet uninhabitable to life in general, well for starters it's totally safe to say that as long as there are decent-sized bodies of (even badly polluted) water on a planet it can sustain life.

      Like Enceladus, which probably has life deep in its oceans right now which we would be able to see if we sent probes there, but we want to send humans to Mars instead for dick-waving purposes.

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    61. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Frak you, you frelling gorram!

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    62. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Oh no, some random dipshit on /. disapproves! My ego is shattered! Why oh why did I waste all that time immersing myself in knowledge and culture...

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    63. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Suit yourself. I fully intend to be not just alive, but enhanced beyond all the current boundaries and limitations of our ape heritage by then.
      Heck, with any luck I'll have ditched the last of the organic crap at that stage.

      You know, I was going to point out a possible flaw in that plan, but now that I think about it I guess it's safe to assume that, as a Shlashdot reader, your sex-life will remain unaffected.

    64. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Raenex · · Score: 1

      So you could look like an elitist jackass?

    65. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      It depends. If we run out of easily accessible fuel sources like oil and coal, and then follow that up with a major world war, there's a very real possibility that our infrastructure would collapse entirely. From there it's a downward spiral - no more power plants, no more computers, no more transportation of goods (food being an important one), no more modern farming techniques ... we could very easily lose most of what we've spent the last couple thousand years learning and developing. Get a few theocracies going, and you'll end up with more wars, more oppression, more book-burnings and literal witch-hunts, leading to ever increasing levels of poverty and ignorance. And without easily accessible energy sources, it becomes damn near impossible to break the cycle and start relearning and redeveloping the technologies which we take for granted. If we go back to an iron or copper-age society, we could very well be stuck there forever - and at that level of development the earth would be hard-pressed to support even a billion of us, let alone the 2 or 3 which you suggested. Throw in a plague or two a few hundred years later, and it's goodbye human race.

      Even if we didn't go extinct, though, I'm not sure that spending the next few eons as dirt-poor farmers and feudal warlords is any more appealing. Without the constant discovery and exploration in which we now engage ... we may as well not exist.

    66. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      here is the real kicker. all that stuff still exists.
      our dark age children will just be mining landfills and recycling from dead cities.

      I swear, some people think that once a resource is used to make something, its gone forever

    67. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...a few friends, and some of those friends to be of the opposite sex.

      Slashdot is DOOMED!

    68. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by FreakerSFX · · Score: 1

      Corn is not an efficient source of ethanol. It's cheap because it's subsidized massively by the US gov't. There are many more efficient ways to generate ethanol.

      Also hydrogen would be a decent fuel source as well. We are stuck in an oil age because the largest companies in the world want it that way. It's frightening how big "oil" companies are.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_corporations_by_market_capitalization

      At least BP dropped off the top 10.

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    69. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      And I don't think you understand how utterly resilient life in general and specifically human life is.

      Humanity survived the last super volcano eruption, the ice age, etc. This rock may take down civilization, but humanity will continue.

    70. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      The irony here is that you are attempting to hold me in the same contempt that I hold for others in my 'elitism', difference being that the foundation for my 'elitism' is work--years and years of reading, thought, discussion and analysis. Your foundation is mere jealous indignance. You feel you are morally superior to me, an elitist of your own sort, and that this mere feeling somehow trumps all the accrued value that I possess and apply because I dare to actually take pride in my efforts. Yes, certainly, how dare I hold my encyclopedic knowledge and practiced analysis above Joe Dipshit's fascination with beer and football? After all, the time Joe Dipshit sinks into drinking and watching game after meaningless game can so readily and advantageously applied to solving the problems of the human condition. How could I possibly pretend that my knowledge of the interrelationship and influence of Enlightenment philosophers and jurists on the American Revolution was somehow demonstrably more important than Joe Dipshit's ability to spot a 'fumblerooski' during happy hour at the cheapest bar in Bumfuck, Nowhere?

      You feel superior to me as mere mental compensation to the reality that I am superior to you and most others.

      An intellectual elite is a fact of all human eras. As Marcus Tullius Cicero once said in one of his letters, 'Better one good man than ten thousand imbeciles!' Dr. David Madsen has been known to argue that this is the reason that democracy isn't all it's cracked up to be, as the votes of the meritous are canceled out by those of 'cretins' (his term, and a good one). Reconciling the value of freedom with the vice of ignorance has been an issue I've struggled with all my life, but it seems sound to me that limiting government power limits the effects that the stupid majority can have on the intelligent minority while allowing both the freedom to pursue value or waste time as they see fit.

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    71. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is, unless the meteor breaks apart and strikes every Twinkie factory in existance.

      Then we're all screwed.

    72. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by VendettaMF · · Score: 1

      Such a limited imagination...
      Sex is naught but mutual nerve stimulation resulting in changing forms in cognitive patterns. An analogue and multiple improvements are most definitely very possible as soon as a second individual takes the step to freedom from biological fallibility.

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    73. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Rei · · Score: 2

      1) The "business as usual" scenario is 3.5C rise by 2100, not 1C in a few hundred years. In fact, there's enough inertia out there just from what we've already emitted to rise more than 1C by 2100.

      2) The primary "end of all life" concern is that we'll trigger what happened on Venus here on Earth -- a runaway system with self-feedback mechanisms, wherein we reach a tipping point from adding more carbon that leads to continually more to enter the atmosphere and/or less to leave the atmosphere. At this point, nobody really knows for sure whether that's possible, but there are a number of prominent scientists who are extremely concerned about this. While our current CO2 levels are unprecedented within the last ~15 million years, and our "business as usual" forecast levels much higher still, carbon dioxide levels were extremely high in the early Earth without such a runaway effect. However, the planet was a very different place back then; a *lot* of things are different.

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    74. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      You mean like this?

      No thanks. I'll take the good old-fashioned hunka-chunka any day.

    75. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Rei · · Score: 1

      An asteroid of this size isn't a planet killer. The Earth impacts calculator suggests (if you adopt reasonable parameters) that you'd probably die if you were 50 miles away from the impact, but probably be fine if you were 100 miles away.

      Now, the calculator doesn't show the effects of an "asteroid winter" from the dust kicked up, which wouldn't be pleasant, but again, would hardly be a planet killer. Asteroids of this size strike the planet every ~140,000 years.

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    76. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by tool462 · · Score: 1

      It WILL be the year of Linux on the desktop. Everyone knows that after the apocalypse the only things left on the planet will be cockroaches, Twinkies, and computers running Linux. Linux will win the desktop wars through attrition.

    77. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by JediTrainer · · Score: 1

      Imagine the fireworks! Talk about going out with a bang...

      Some choose not to wait

      --

      You can accomplish anything you set your mind to. The impossible just takes a little longer.
    78. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least people in China don't have to rely on wood and coal-burning stoves & fireplaces for cooking and heating ON TOP of the pollution being produced by factories (at least, urban factory workers who live amidst the worst pollution) don't.

      They do not have to and, yet, they do.

    79. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Raenex · · Score: 1

      Your foundation is mere jealous indignance.

      I'm not jealous. I have no interest in learning Latin or reading obscure texts.

      because I dare to actually take pride in my efforts

      It's one thing to take pride, it's quite another to boast and use your arcane knowledge to insult others while feeling superior for it.

      An intellectual elite is a fact of all human eras.

      Intellectually elite in your chosen interests. There's an inexhaustible supply of intellectual material you have not studied, let alone mastered. Acting like a snob is the problem, not being intellectually elite.

      You feel superior to me as mere mental compensation to the reality that I am superior to you and most others.

      Laughable. You're just showing your ego again. You have no idea what my intelligence is, or pretty much anything else about me.

    80. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by blue_teeth · · Score: 1

      If one thinks about:

      David Vs Goliath (with David's pebbles)
      Palestinians Vs IDA (with Palestinians pebbles)
      God Vs Earth (with God's pebbles)

      A feeling of vulnerability should make us humble & wise.

    81. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by big_paul76 · · Score: 1

      Well, didn't the human race almost die off completely about 75,000 years ago due to a big volcano? There's a genetic bottleneck that they detected or something?

      You familiar with this:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Permian%E2%80%93Triassic_extinction_event

      96% of all marine species dead, 70% of land animals?

      Take a look at "canfield oceans".

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    82. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    83. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      Depends on your definition of humanity. Life will continue, to be sure. Whether or not you'd call it humanity is an open question.

    84. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by fifedrum · · Score: 1

      it seems to me that our forefathers discovered ethanol just fine on their own, preindustrial or not. And corn to make ethanol is hardly a new idea.

    85. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      All you need is sharp, pointy sticks

      Alien 1: It seems the earthlings won.

      Alien 2: Did they? That board with a nail in it may have defeated us. But the humans won't stop there. They'll make bigger boards and bigger nails, and soon, they will make a board with a nail so big, it will destroy them all!

      [both aliens laugh evilly, for quite some time]

    86. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Unless you're religious, then it was by the will of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (blessings upon His Holy Name).

      That's heresy! The Invisible Pink Unicorn shall kill you, whether you're looking out or not!

    87. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the likelihood of enough humans surviving to repopulate the Earth eventually is practically assured.

      Anonymous Coward senses a challenge!

    88. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Dr.+Hellno · · Score: 1

      can so readily and advantageously applied[sic]

      You feel superior to me as mere mental compensation to the reality that[sic]

      meritous[sic]

      Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones, you pompous ass

    89. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Original AC here. This is what I meant and why I said potential. I am stumped that this potential scenario seems to be unknown to the other commenters.

    90. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by IICV · · Score: 1

      Good lord, why do people trot this argument out every single time? Yes, all the trivially accessible minerals have been consumed - we consumed them by bringing them up to the surface. If New York City was leveled tomorrow, a couple thousand years from now it would be an obscenely rich iron mine - all of those skyscrapers are full of the stuff, which would make the area (literally!) unnaturally rich in all sorts of minerals. I mean, haven't you read stories of how we'd find gigantic piles of seashells that the Native Americans would throw out in the same spot generation after generation? Now imagine that those seashells were made out of steel and you'd have a pretty good idea of how easy it would be to mine the ruins of New York.

      Yes, petrochemicals would be basically impossible to develop - but that's okay! It's not like they're the only option. After all, we had steam powered boats and locomotives for a hundred years before we developed the gas-powered internal combustion engine.

    91. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      All of those things were around before France. Democracy is the Greek word for the Athenian system of government circa 400 BC, the Romans had a word for the blowjob, and existentialism existed in various forms in various cultures for millenia before Sartre.

    92. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      It's only hard to imagine if you're retarded--ethanol was discovered millenia ago--at least 5,000 years ago in fact. Distillation is at least 1800 years old. Distillation of ethanol is at least 900 years old.

      We didn't discover ethanol as a fuel a few decades ago, it's been known for centuries. The fact that you have an American education doesn't mean the world is actually the way you think it is.

    93. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      No, but it is often put into a higher entropy state where it is harder to recover--trace metals in electronics being a good example of this. They're a lot easier to get from mining the original deposits from recycling--they're not gone, they just become more labor and energy intensive to get.

    94. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 1

      It's not unknown, it's absurd--CO2 levels have been far, far higher in the past (where do you think all that carbon we're burning came from originally? Protip: It was all in the atmosphere prior to the advent of plant life) and the Venus scenario has never happened. The Earth is too far out from the Sun for that to become a stable equilibrium.

    95. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that people have been making and burning ethanol for centuries before oil became all the rage. The history of technology is rife with such examples... steam engines were in use for almost a hundred years before they became common. It took enough people knowing about them and understanding the utility before they became widespread. Plenty of people understand the idea of liquid fuels and what can be done with them. I don't expect this lesson to ever be forgotten.

    96. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Rei · · Score: 1

      There are researchers in the field who disagree with you. The important thing to note is that was a very different Earth than today -- non-CO2 atmospheric composition, surface layout, albedo, surface chemistry, etc. Changes do matter, and formerly stable systems can reach intense disequilibriums at times -- for example, all life on Earth risked being snuffed out by first, the Oxygen Catastrophe, and later, the Sturtian-Varangian glaciation. How many potential Earths out there were snuffed out by such disequilibriums that we on this planet lucked out of (Anthropic Principle)?

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    97. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      paaah, man of little ambition, we can do better than that, like blow the sun or better still, develop a way to explode the galactic centre blowing the whole galaxy to kingdom came or ...changing one of the fundamental constants and transform the universe in to jelly.

      So many choices, so much to do :)

    98. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      have preserved food, hydroponics, artificial lighting, and global distribution networks, so when the skies went dark and 99% of photosynthesis shut down for a few years after the impact event, they were screwed. [...] humans surviving to repopulate the Earth eventually is practically assured.

      Yeah sure, because we humans will not kill each other very effectively to fight over the food stocks to last that long?

    99. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think that's enough to completely wipe out our species, I have a bridge to sell you.

      It may not be life as we know it, but whether you like it or not humans as a species will survive ALL of that, AND more. All we need is some percentage of newborns to make it to, oh, let's be generous and say age 17. They breed. There's more of us.

      You don't need cars, or computers, or even a houses to have humans. All you need is sharp, pointy sticks, a few friends, and some of those friends to be of the opposite sex. That's it.

      we need air, an ecosystem, an underlying food chain that depends on certain environment variables

    100. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not only you. The whole human species would be extinct by then. We have global warming, pollution, fuel shortage, wars, corruption. These are enough to finish us by 2100. What happens in 2182 is irrelevant.

      Dammit, and 2182 was finally going to be the year of Linux on the desktop!

      There will be a lot of Al Gore types or wannabes to say the world is going to end. The present Al Gore has spoiled it for the rest of us to react to a real threat. BTW Al Gore is a real dolt.

    101. Re:I'll probably be dead by then, right? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I guess you and the dust cloud resulting from an asteroid impact have something in common; you're both incredibly thick.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
  2. It is a relief knowing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is a relief knowing when it will all end, I'll plan accordingly.

  3. We don't need to worry about it by mysidia · · Score: 2, Funny

    172 years people, geeze.

    We won't even be alive by then.. why be concerned about something that has a 0.1%chance of happening?

    You know this is going to be just like Y2K. Once the chance is realized to be 30% or higher, people will start working on the fix in 2181.

    1. Re:We don't need to worry about it by Cyberllama · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I imagine some people have, or plan to have, children which they will have some degree of fondness towards. As it may effect their children, or their children's children, it might be of some concern to you.

      Also, I'm pretty sure an unusually high percentage of Slashdot readers are not planning on dying. I mean, that's pretty much what science is for, right? I'm very concerned about how this asteroid will affect my robot-body . . .

    2. Re:We don't need to worry about it by MBGMorden · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Also, I'm pretty sure an unusually high percentage of Slashdot readers are not planning on dying. I mean, that's pretty much what science is for, right? I'm very concerned about how this asteroid will affect my robot-body . . .

      Sad reality: if the robot-body technology WAS developed within our lifetimes, the vast majority of us couldn't afford it. That's going to be the ugly truth when it gets here: "immortality" will only be for the rich. The rest of us will live and die like we always have.

      That said - 500 meters? That's enough to cause some SERIOUS devastation, but it's not an extinction event impact. 6 miles wide killed the dinosaurs, but didn't wipe out EVERYTHING. This is 0.3 miles wide. As long as civilization as a whole goes on then I'm not TOO worried. Afterall, if they fail to successfully deflect it, the survivors could look at it as a learning experience.

      --
      "People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do."-Mark Twain
    3. Re:We don't need to worry about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean WE meatbag?

    4. Re:We don't need to worry about it by incinerator3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, we should be concerned about what happens to our home planet, right? If you knew for sure that an asteroid would cause the extinction of humanity on Earth in the year 2182, and we failed to prevent it, would you care? Anyways, I'd rather we have as much time as possible to deal with potentially fatal threats to our species, and hope that we have the science by then to either deflect the asteroid or preserve Bruce Willis.

    5. Re:We don't need to worry about it by h7 · · Score: 4, Informative

      More like 72 years. NASA says that they would need to start actual diversion operations 100 years in advance, which leaves 72 years to figure it out.

    6. Re:We don't need to worry about it by tywjohn · · Score: 0

      Maybe Japan will try to land on it

    7. Re:We don't need to worry about it by sznupi · · Score: 1

      "Think of your children" also doesn't convey properly the scales, the stakes involved - most recent common ancestor of us all lived basically in historical times, possibly in Antiquity or so. If looking just at a group like "europeans and those at least partially descended from them", it's a matter of millenium. Even with low fertility rates, quite a lot of people could carry traces of your DNA in 2 centuries; with greater mobility nowadays... Not to mention the possibility for huge number of "spiritual descendants" - we are a civilisation after all, the idea seems to be also to leave a bit more than individual genes.

      Especially considering the best part: think how large portion out of 6.7 billion people now living you "know"/etc. in any way? How many out of probably around 100 billion humans that have ever lived you can individually recall? What interesting can you tell about your great-great-great-great-great-great-grandmother? (the one from the side of your father, then grandmother, then great-grandmother, great-great-grandfather, great-great-great-grandfather, great-great-great-great-grandmother, and great-great-great-great-great-grandfather) Do you even know on which continent she lived? In which century? Even if it got recorded by some wild chance, would you care enough to remember even something so basic? (nvm how the recorded family history and how the genes really flowed would break down fairly quickly)

      It's not about you, me, the "individuals." Never was, never will be (assuming predictable future, when we will be still mostly human) - so thinking about the "real" future in any other scope than that of humanity is quite unfounded.

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    8. Re:We don't need to worry about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, right. Short of resource scarcity imposing a real manufacturing limit on this imaginary technology, artificially restricting its availability to the financially privileged would cause a mass uprising among the informed. Ironically, fear of death is probably the last great thing people in Western nations are willing to throw away their lives for in order to prevent.

      Not that I put any credibility in this "robot-body" prediction. To move the human 'conscience' into a machine would require a transplant of the brain, which would in turn depend on anti-aging or regeneration discovery, which would render the use of a mechanical body unnecessary.

    9. Re:We don't need to worry about it by MadKeithV · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or maybe it will try to land on Japan.

    10. Re:We don't need to worry about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just need a ticket to GE999.

    11. Re:We don't need to worry about it by niftydude · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sad reality: if the robot-body technology WAS developed within our lifetimes, the vast majority of us couldn't afford it.

      Oh I'm sure that banks will be willing to give you a loan to purchase (or better still - rent) your immortal robot-body, after all - you are going to have hundreds of years to pay it off.
      I know some executives who would salivate at the idea of having an indentured workforce like that.

      --
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    12. Re:We don't need to worry about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sad reality: if the robot-body technology WAS developed within our lifetimes, the vast majority of us couldn't afford it.

      Oh I'm sure that banks will be willing to give you a loan to purchase (or better still - rent) your immortal robot-body, after all - you are going to have hundreds of years to pay it off.

      I know some executives who would salivate at the idea of having an indentured workforce like that.

      You would still need to be able to pay the yearly interest rates... With 5% interest rate, if the price is $1M, you would have to pay $50K in interests only the first year, that would exclude a lot of people.

    13. Re:We don't need to worry about it by brasselv · · Score: 1

      Sad reality: if the robot-body technology WAS developed within our lifetimes, the vast majority of us couldn't afford it. That's going to be the ugly truth when it gets here: "immortality" will only be for the rich. The rest of us will live and die like we always have.

      Unless you believe singularity will happen

      --
      "Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde)
    14. Re:We don't need to worry about it by ShooterNeo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I personally am pretty confident that cryonics works. Yes, I have a degree in a related field and I am working on an MD. When I say "works", I mean that if a patient is frozen with a well oxygenated brain within a short time period following legal death (the heart stops), and cryoprotectants are used, then I am confident that nearly all personality and memories are preserved.

      The person needs to be kept cold for 100-200 years. Already, there are people that have been kept frozen for 40 years, so this is not implausible.

    15. Re:We don't need to worry about it by Cyberllama · · Score: 1

      I don't care if they have my genes, I just don't want humanity to get wiped out. If they do, then who will resurrect everyone who ever lived using their fantastic near-magic technology in the far-flung future? Humanity going extinct really messes with my plans to live forever.

    16. Re:We don't need to worry about it by VShael · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You don't think immortality would be available under say, a 5000 year mortgage plan?

    17. Re:We don't need to worry about it by sznupi · · Score: 1

      You can bet on some unrest, but it won't help much with scarcity - which, for a long time, won't have anything to do with resource scarcity - doing complex things takes time, attention of many people, etc. Now compare such realities with the typical number of people dying every day (a number which will only go up). Throw in some groups wanting to ban it and/or destroy what's already there. And hey, most of the world has some funny ideas, due to fear of death, all the time; at least with the ironic case, that you mention, it might have a nice twist regarding game theory: if they would fall during the uprising, it doesn't matter anyway; but success...

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    18. Re:We don't need to worry about it by sznupi · · Score: 1

      Hence why the level of civilisation, humanity, was the focus. But also our ancestors - most of your genes are decently spread already.

      And hey, Omega point doesn't need non-extinction ;p (for that matter, we might as well already exist in it; how do you like your "forever life"? ;) )

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    19. Re:We don't need to worry about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've actually had this same discussion with some fellow business people and we all concluded that if indeed technology that gives eternal life is developed, it will be affordable for everyone that is able to work. For some, it might, however, be that they will forever only "rent" their body but that's still a good deal for the "landlord" unless there are high "maintenance costs" involved. The more interesting question, however, is how you force people to pay rent for their body with eternal life, if they refuse to? Evicting someone from life, doesn't really seem ethical and then they will be unable to pay anyway. Put them in prison (or at a labor camp) for life (pardon the pun)?

      A typical mortgage is a bad comparison since people have a finite time that they're able to work and thus the terms must be such that they can pay it back within that time frame.

      However, whilst the financing issue is solved, population growth is entirely different. Reasonable and just conditions on getting eternal life would IMHO be that you will be prevented from reproducing. And obviously we'll terraform Mars to make space for more people. I believe that one reason why there's relatively little interest in studying options for doing so is that people prefer projects the completion of which they can see within their lifetimes (or maybe it's just me since I'm still young, I suspect that attitudes change when you reach different phases in your life).

      Another fascinating aspect is that since presumably aging will be reversed but memories remain, our lives will be very, very different. Will some prefer to party every weekend for 500 years? Or will they grow out of it? Or will people decide to be mentally 50 one week and mentally 20 the following? I suspect that it will be a mixture and an entirely different lifestyle when you'll have hundreds of years of life experience, as many degrees as you like and have seen technology develop tremendously and a body that is constantly at its prime.

    20. Re:We don't need to worry about it by sznupi · · Score: 1

      At that point, basically any really conceivable (to us) notion of "immortality"...most likely loses meaning. Probably at least to the point which makes the present state, "we live forever in what we do, what we leave behind", damn close.

      And generally - beliefs of imminent salvation aren't new...

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    21. Re:We don't need to worry about it by turbidostato · · Score: 4, Funny

      "artificially restricting its availability to the financially privileged would cause a mass uprising among the informed."

      Yes. The thread, here in Slashdot, will probably reach the 1000 comments.

    22. Re:We don't need to worry about it by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "I've actually had this same discussion with some fellow business people and we all concluded that if indeed technology that gives eternal life is developed, it will be affordable for everyone that is able to work."

      Current facts seem to disprove your point. Corporations prefer young people: more naive and with less social ties; they are more willfull to work long hours for peanuts.

      "is how you force people to pay rent for their body with eternal life, if they refuse to?"

      You don't do it. It wouldn't be "you pay or I'll take you X" but "you pay or sorrily X won't be refueled: your choice; you can come to us as soon or as late as you want".

      "I suspect that it will be a mixture and an entirely different lifestyle when you'll have hundreds of years of life experience"

      Exactly my point. Do you think you can go to a 200 year veteran with the "we are team; we need the extra effort, this project really will make a difference if only you work 100 hours weeks" managerial discourse?

    23. Re:We don't need to worry about it by arth1 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Until the first person has been woken up from cryonic "sleep", I think it is silly to have any kind of confidence in it. But everything will be wonderful when the cargo comes, right?

    24. Re:We don't need to worry about it by Yoozer · · Score: 1

      Already, there are people that have been kept frozen for 40 years

      Freezing is not the problem, thawing is. Also, do these cryoprotectants work on cell level so the walls aren't punctured by ice crystals?

    25. Re:We don't need to worry about it by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      No I don't because I don't think it would help anyone.

      As you increase the length of a mortgage the cost asymtopically approaches that of an interest only mortgage. In other words beyond a certain point (exactly what point depends on the interest rates) increasing the length of a mortgage will have negligable impact on the monthly cost of the mortgage.

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    26. Re:We don't need to worry about it by JoshuaZ · · Score: 5, Informative

      Freezing is not the problem, thawing is. Also, do these cryoprotectants work on cell level so the walls aren't punctured by ice crystals?

      Yes, they do. This problem was solved for in the late 90s by using much more advance cryoprotectants which allow the body to vitrify at low temperatures rather than freeze. This has been true for about a decade now. Indeed, they've now successfully brought rabbit kidneys down to liquid nitrogen temperatures and brought back up, transplanted them, and had the kidneys function. See http://www.cryonics.org/reports/Scientific_Justification.pdf which includes discussion of this and other research (including direct examination of vitrified rat brains which show the cellular and synaptic structure largely intact.)

    27. Re:We don't need to worry about it by JoshuaZ · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Until the first person has been woken up from cryonic "sleep", I think it is silly to have any kind of confidence in it. But everything will be wonderful when the cargo comes, right?

      Simply making a comparison to a cargo cult might be rhetorically fun but it doesn't actually help. First, almost no one is claiming that they have high confidence in cryonics. Indeed, most proponents of cryonics estimate fairly low chances of it working. For example, Robin Hanson estimates around a 5% chance that cryonics will actually work http://www.overcomingbias.com/2009/03/break-cryonics-down.html. Indeed, when proponents have low confidence like this, claiming that there's a cargo cult mentality fails pretty miserably. Note that just because part of a technology hasn't been fully developed doesn't mean we can't make estimates about the technologies viability in the future. To use a fairly silly example, the largest hard drives today are a few terabytes. I can confidently predict that there will be 40 terabyte hard drives even though no one has made them yet. Note that cryonics proponents aren't claiming that we are anywhere near the tech level we need today. The primary claim is that from what we understand of the brain, the relevant information is preserved close to completely intact in cryonic preservation. That's the central claim. If one agrees that that is likely, it becomes highly likely that we'll eventually reach the tech level to be able to repair that functionality.

    28. Re:We don't need to worry about it by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      As long as civilization as a whole goes on then I'm not TOO worried. Emphasizes of "civilization" is mine ...
      But you should be worried, perhaps mankind would survive, but the civilization "as we know it" certainly not. A few years of "nuclear winter" will cause havoc to our civilization, hunger, no flights, perhaps no sea travel either and possible break down of our energy provision and gone is our "industrial age".

      angel'o'sphere

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    29. Re:We don't need to worry about it by internettoughguy · · Score: 1

      I personally am pretty confident that cryonics works. Yes, I have a degree in a related field and I am working on an MD. When I say "works", I mean that if a patient is frozen with a well oxygenated brain within a short time period following legal death (the heart stops), and cryoprotectants are used, then I am confident that nearly all personality and memories are preserved.

      The person needs to be kept cold for 100-200 years. Already, there are people that have been kept frozen for 40 years, so this is not implausible.

      It also seems like a better way to spend your inheritance than to leave it to those snivelling kids, who's children will probably be wiped out by a meteor anyway...

    30. Re:We don't need to worry about it by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      Unfreezing is a conceptually simple thing to understand, although of course we are missing the tools to do it today. But we can describe how the tools would work, and point to existing examples of such tools in nature to state with near absolute certainty that such tools are possible and practical.

      The tools we need used to be called "nanotechnology", now are called "molecular manufacturing". We need the technology to make any arbitrary object atom by atom, and it's pretty straightforward from there.

    31. Re:We don't need to worry about it by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      What good does it do to help your kids out if your existence is permanently terminated and you cannot appreciate the results of your actions? Most advocates of cryonics are either atheists or people who rationally suspect that death might actually be as permanent as it appears, with no form of afterlife.

      Cryonics : by preserving the information in the brain it should be possible for future people to rebuild a person or to copy the information into another form.

      Religion : by giving telepathic information to a deity that no one can perceive, you might be spared after death

      What is REALLY the irrational belief here?

    32. Re:We don't need to worry about it by internettoughguy · · Score: 1

      If you give me the choice between those two, I pick A) cryonics, and indeed if money were no object I would like to be put into stasis and sent to space, were I could be discovered eon's later by an either radically improved humanity, or something completely different. On the other hand, if my knowledge of the catering industry is anything to go by, and it isn't, people cant be trusted to keep a chicken chilled, I think that keeping my consciousness at the correct temp for a couple of millennia is too much to ask.

    33. Re:We don't need to worry about it by __aamnbm3774 · · Score: 1

      It works with insects and frogs because they are designed that way.

      Please, tell me how you can replace the water in my body with anti-freeze and keep me from dying a painful death (using today's technology as you put it)

    34. Re:We don't need to worry about it by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Except the banks could offer a huge monthly discount to the interest rate on immortality loans, for agreeing to such a huge amount and long payment term.

      Or allow the loan balance to increase over time, instead of decreasing, and roll the unpaid interest each month into a balloon payment every few hundred years.

      And secure your immortal soul as collateral.

      The bank is only likely to be conducive to waiting so long for payment, however, if their shareholders and execs are immortal.

    35. Re:We don't need to worry about it by sunking2 · · Score: 1

      Scientists need to eat too. It's all about money. Not a single one of these people lost a minute of sleep because of their conclusion. They do however lose sleep when they look at their budget for next year.

    36. Re:We don't need to worry about it by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Oh I'm sure that banks will be willing to give you a loan to purchase (or better still - rent) your immortal robot-body, after all - you are going to have hundreds of years to pay it off.

      I know some executives who would salivate at the idea of having an indentured workforce like that.

      I imagine the military would be quite interested too.

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    37. Re:We don't need to worry about it by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I personally am pretty confident that cryonics works.

      I think you need to do some work on your sales skills.

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    38. Re:We don't need to worry about it by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      You don't prep people while they are alive. You do it right after they've died (at least clinically dead, not heart beat and no substantial brain activity). Then you prep them and bring the temperature down.

    39. Re:We don't need to worry about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I heard they don't have laws against trafficking in used schoolgirl panties(parse as you will) on that asteroid.

    40. Re:We don't need to worry about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your response is too reasonable and level-headed. Acceptable correction posts should always include at least one condescending attack, such as:
      • "You obviously don't know what you're talking about."
      • "Be quiet while the grownups are talking."
      • "Do you even think before speaking?"
      • "Anyone with even a half functioning clump of brain cells already knew this."
      • "You must be an American."

      I hope I've helped in your journey towards Slashdot Posting Enlightenment.

    41. Re:We don't need to worry about it by __aamnbm3774 · · Score: 1

      a well oxygenated brain within a short time period following legal death

      Please, explain how you can suck the water out of a human being after they are dead using currently technology, quickly and effectively and replace it with 'cryoprotectants'.

      This isn't even remotely possible with our current technology. I understand the 'theory' is all good. But we aren't talking about theory. This guy who claims he is an MD student is saying it is possible 'Today'.

    42. Re:We don't need to worry about it by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      You don't suck the water out, you remove most of the blood and pump in the cryoprotectants while providing cardiopulmonary support to ensure that the compounds actually get to most of the body. See other reply in this subthread where I discuss how they've actually used this technique successfully on rabbit kidneys and then brought them back and transplanted them. The anti-freeze compounds don't penetrate perfectly so there's still some ice formation, but it occurs at a pretty minimal level. Essentially, you keep pumping in cryoprotectants as you gradually reduce the temperature. See http://www.alcor.org/Library/html/CardiopulmonarySupport.html which outlines much of the process.

    43. Re:We don't need to worry about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Soviet Japan, asteroid rands on you.

    44. Re:We don't need to worry about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I've actually had this same discussion with some fellow business people and we all concluded that if indeed technology that gives eternal life is developed, it will be affordable for everyone that is able to work."

      Current facts seem to disprove your point. Corporations prefer young people: more naive and with less social ties; they are more willfull to work long hours for peanuts.

      What is the definition of young, if life expectancy is infinite?

    45. Re:We don't need to worry about it by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "What is the definition of young, if life expectancy is infinite?"

      The same as always: gullible.

    46. Re:We don't need to worry about it by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      I imagine some people have, or plan to have, children which they will have some degree of fondness towards. As it may effect their children, or their children's children, it might be of some concern to you.

      I was going to get all grammarnazi over "effect" vs. "affect", when I realized it's correct as written. The threat of destruction by asteroid impact may indeed "effect" (ie, cause) reproduction. Something like this:

      He: Hey, baby, did you know that there's an asteroid hurtling towards the Earth, like RIGHT NOW?

      She: Oh, no, what should we do?

      He: After a brief moment of initial panic? I think we should screw like rabbits, babe, while we still can.

      She: Hm, sounds good to me!

      Voila! Potential asteroid impact effects their children, even though it had no direct effect on the planet. Though to be fair, it did affect them quite directly for the next 9 months (plus ~18 years).

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    47. Re:We don't need to worry about it by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      Evicting someone from life, doesn't really seem ethical and then they will be unable to pay anyway. Put them in prison (or at a labor camp) for life (pardon the pun)?

      But then their robot body could be given to someone else who will work to pay it off. But I'm sure those multinational megacorporations will be horrified at the ethical problems of repossessing someone's robot body, definitely.

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    48. Re:We don't need to worry about it by nizo · · Score: 1

      That sounds way better than the alternative though: without any intervention, I can guarantee with 100% certainty that your dead body will be dead and decaying.

    49. Re:We don't need to worry about it by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      You don't think immortality would be available under say, a 5000 year mortgage plan?

      No, because even if the thing used for immortality is reusable (so that it could be recovered and resold to recover all or some of the losses from the bad loan in the event of default), its unlikely to retain its value against newer models, so a very-long-term loan is no good. The effects on the monthly payments become negligible compared to the overall price long before you get anywhere near 5,000 years, and the longer the term is, the greater the risk of default. So, there's no upside and huge downside for the long term for the lender, and negligible upside for the borrower.

    50. Re:We don't need to worry about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I imagine some people have, or plan to have, children which they will have some degree of fondness towards. As it may effect their children, or their children's children, it might be of some concern to you.

      Dear Cyberllama,

      That's what you think. With all of the problems we've had with the middle east over the past several decades, did you ever stop to wonder why your cars still run on gasoline? In the late '60s we knew global warming was inevitable, but, hey man, we're checking out soon so, it's your problem now.

      And just in case you didn't get the hint, you know that degree of fondness thingy? It was a very small degree.

      See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya.

      "Love",
      Dear 'Ol Dad

    51. Re:We don't need to worry about it by mysidia · · Score: 1

      We should be very concerned about what happens to our home planet during our lifetime and our children's lifetime, perhaps our grandchildren's lifetime.

      This is happening in 172 years though. This is very distant. Even if we were just born yesterday, nobody we will know or care about by the time we die, during our entire lifetime, will be one of the persons alive in 172 years to notice anything went wrong.

      We know the human race is doomed to eventual extinction anyways... why should it matter to us if it's in 200 years versus 1000 years?

      Because we (and everyone we know) will be dead before either number of years elapses.

    52. Re:We don't need to worry about it by mysidia · · Score: 1

      It won't effect you or your children, and it's extremely unlikely to effect your children's children.

      Let's just say person X was born yesterday. Child rearing age for humans ends at 40. At age 40 they have kids, at age 40, their kids have kids.

      The lifespan of a human is 80 years.

      If you were born today, your kids are born in 2050, and their kids are born in 2090.

      You will be alive until 2080. Your kids will be alive until 2130, and your kids kids will be alive until 2170.

      Note that all of these dates are before 2182.

      And I doubt many slashdot posters were born yesterday, although some of the ones posting obscenities try to make you think that.

      Anyways, this would be a government spending thing, you only get a vote, and therefore the government is only supposed to be serving your interests, if you're at least 18.

      So that leaves a margin of error of (2182-2170)+18 = 30 years. As a taxpayer/voting citizen, you, your kids, and their kids all live to 100 instead of 80, for some odd reason, then the year is still 2181.

    53. Re:We don't need to worry about it by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Except the banks could offer a huge monthly discount to the interest rate on immortality loans, for agreeing to such a huge amount and long payment term.
      Banks are out there to make money. They aren't going to lend any significant some of money at less than (predicted cost of funds on interbank markets)+(premium to cover predicted risk of default).

      Or allow the loan balance to increase over time, instead of decreasing, and roll the unpaid interest each month into a balloon payment every few hundred years.
      Which would of course be defautled on.

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    54. Re:We don't need to worry about it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what is your point then?

      It doesn't matter whether customers are gullible or not as long as they're profitable to serve and that will be the case with everyone that is able to work, if it's possible to sell them the ability to work forever.

      The whole thing can be simplified: People already have lives and assuming that everybody wants eternal life, the only question is for how many years of eternity people will have to work for whatever entity gives them eternal life.

    55. Re:We don't need to worry about it by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Which would of course be defaulted on.

      That could be worth it if the collateral is more valuable than the loan amount.

      Presumptively, taking someone's immortal soul, means they're your slave forever.

      One can't really say the value of an employee who will work forever for $0, with no real need for food, sleep, etc (because they're immortal), to whomever you sell their contract to, is not worth anything....

    56. Re:We don't need to worry about it by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      It is possible. Before you replace the patient's blood with cryoprotectants, you cool the tissues down to a hypothermic state to reduce their oxygen demand. Under controlled conditions,

      Here's the conditions of an ideal cryonics case
                  1. Patient's heart stops, legally making them dead
                  2. A heart-lung machine is hooked up in a few minutes or is there on standby
                  3. The patient's blood is oxygenated and cooled so that the patient will not need oxygen for about an hour to remain alive
                  4. Patient is given drugs to keep their heart stopped so that they remain legally dead
                  5. Patient's blood is replaced with cryoprotectants
                  6. Patient's head is brought below freezing and the tissues vitrify into a solid state that preserves all synaptic detail

      We know this works because we've brought people back when they'be been at step 4. All we're doing now is taking their living, cooled body and freezing it. We know that the details encoding their memories and personality are almost certainly preserved if it's done this way.

      Step 8, the rebuild, should be able to repair almost any damage if the underlying information is intact. A machine would remove every single individual atom from the person's brain, process the data through a molecular computer, and print the individual atoms down to create a rebuilt version of the person's brain. Nature can already do this, as this was how the brain was made the first time.

    57. Re:We don't need to worry about it by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      I'm not trying to sell anything. If you lack the ability to understand how it works, and/or you're a sheep that follows whatever the establishment says is true about our reality, then it's your loss.

    58. Re:We don't need to worry about it by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Which would probably explain why we are not aware of immortality being available in humans yet.

      The masses are intentionally keep uninformed by a puppet media and government that serves only the interests of the extremely wealthy...

      That is, the folks who are so wealthy, they have no personal wealth on paper, so don't have to pay any taxes or follow any rules.

      Immortality was really invented in the 1900s. So few people know of it, and they are extremely good at keeping up appearances, by "not existing", changing their identities, etc.

      </conspiracy_theory>

    59. Re:We don't need to worry about it by sac13 · · Score: 1

      I personally am pretty confident that cryonics works. Yes, I have a degree in a related field and I am working on an MD. When I say "works", I mean that if a patient is frozen with a well oxygenated brain within a short time period following legal death (the heart stops), and cryoprotectants are used, then I am confident that nearly all personality and memories are preserved.

      I recall actually hearing the opposite regarding oxygenation. Based on people that have fallen through ice that have ceased brain and body function, which have then later been reanimated without any noticeable body or brain damage, severe oxygen deprivation and quick chilling seem to be the key. For those that fell through ice and survived, they essentially drowned and their bodies rapidly cooled before any deterioration was able to happen.

      Here's a great Ted talk on the subject.

    60. Re:We don't need to worry about it by ShooterNeo · · Score: 1

      The latest research is that it's bad to turn the oxygen back on rapidly, or at all in the case of a cryonics procedure. If oxygen to the brain was interrupted in the first place, you should not do something that restores oxygen levels rapidly, because this will give the neurons the necessary metabolic energy to commit apoptosis.

  4. Let's get crackin' by DWMorse · · Score: 5, Funny

    Begin the cloning process of Bruce Willis and a rag-tag team of loveable roughnecks.

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    1. Re:Let's get crackin' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      What we need to do is make a giant ball of garbage to deflect it!

    2. Re:Let's get crackin' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But how do we get the united states into orbit?

    3. Re:Let's get crackin' by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Ouh, can I be the odd-looking wisecracker?

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    4. Re:Let's get crackin' by Yacoob+Al-Atawi · · Score: 1

      640 clones of Chuck Norris should be enough for any asteroid.

    5. Re:Let's get crackin' by SpongeBob+Hitler · · Score: 0

      640 clones of Chuck Norris should be enough for any asteroid.

      We actually have nothing to worry about. Chuck Norris already stared out into space at the asteroid. It deflected itself out of fear.

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    6. Re:Let's get crackin' by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 1

      Because this job is going to take not only an oil driller, not only a good oil driller, but the Best. Driller. In The WORLD .

      And be sure not to contact him until a few hours before impact.

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  5. Well by then... by jozmala · · Score: 1

    Mankind posses technology to divert the asteroid, OR we have already died horribly by some great disaster.
    And by then we personally may or may not have died depending on speed of life sciences research and our living habits.

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    1. Re:Well by then... by virtualonliner · · Score: 1

      Mankind posses technology to divert the asteroid, OR we have already died horribly by some great disaster. And by then we personally may or may not have died depending on speed of life sciences research and our living habits.

      But would I have my flying cars by then?

    2. Re:Well by then... by Kreigaffe · · Score: 1

      They'll be about 20 years out at that point

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  6. 172 years ago by blai · · Score: 2, Informative

    Nobody cared about global warming and burnt any kind of coal they found.

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    1. Re:172 years ago by mysidia · · Score: 1

      And 127 days before X day, nobody cared about IP address exhaustion and burnt any IPv4 space they found.

      So? :)

      Disputes about whether global warming is happening, and if humans are responsible aside (particularly 1830s humans) -- Actively ruining something great you had for future generations is much different from preventing nature taking its course and blocking something natural from happening that could be foreseen to jeopardize the future.

      It's obvious that reasonable people have a moral duty to not sully nature for their own greedy self-interest purposes.

      However, expending vast amounts of resources to protect against things naturally happening is not a duty we have.

      Organizations today should not be spending billions of dollars coming up with a plan to protect earth for when the sun becomes a red giant in a few billion years.

      Also, there can be collision threats much sooner than 172 years. Any 'plan' to divert a threatening space object that takes 100s of years to implement is a waste of time.

      New threats may become known to us way too late for a 100-year plan.

  7. no, wait, don't stop it by planckscale · · Score: 1

    With advancements in medicine and the declination of our environment, I for one, am looking forward to ending my artificially enhanced 212 year old life in the blaze of a fiery meteoroid blast!

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    1. Re:no, wait, don't stop it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? With VI4GRA avaible from everywhere on the internet there is no reason to not live indefinitely...

  8. It's a trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    SG-1 will soon realize that the asteroid is not native to the solar system and a Go'uld system lord towed it into the path of Earth. The team will be sent up along with a nuclear bomb that can't be disarmed by cutting the red wire since all four of them are yellow. Jack will make a note about complaining when they get back to Earth....

    http://www.tv.com/stargate-sg-1/fail-safe/episode/63818/recap.html?tag=episode_recap;recap

    1. Re:It's a trick by SheeEttin · · Score: 1

      Ah, that's one of my favorite episodes. :D
      "I've seen this movie. It hits Paris."
      http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Stargate_SG-1/Season_5#Fail_Safe_.5B5.17.5D

    2. Re:It's a trick by agw · · Score: 1

      My favorite is:
      "Carter, I can see my house!"

  9. Myopic by dark+grep · · Score: 1

    Hopefully it wont be a case of 'How far away is the Asteroid?' '100 billion miles' BANG!

  10. Good news by rossdee · · Score: 3, Funny

    NASA can finally have a mission...

    1. Re:Good news by bunratty · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      NASA scientists have probably just made up this asteroid impact so they can get rich by getting grants to study the chance of impact and what to do about it. Politicians will love it because it gives them an excuse to raise taxes to deal with the possible impact. Of course, asteroids have been impacting the Earth for millions of years, so it can't possibly be anything to worry about. They should prove that we can avoid the impact before they spend any money on attempting to avoid it. We don't even know if the impact will happen, because multiple orbital bodies are a chaotic system, so we can't possibly predict where they'll be in 172 years.

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    2. Re:Good news by brian0918 · · Score: 1

      You really think Congress is that farsighted? No, it will be the Congress of 2181 that grants the money to save us all. Hopefully by then companies like SpaceX will finally have moved us beyond '60s space travel technology.

    3. Re:Good news by Siberwulf · · Score: 1

      And if Obama gets his moratorium on deep-water drilling, it should be no problem to find a handful of rag-tag well-drillers to complete the ultimate space mission.

    4. Re:Good news by Siberwulf · · Score: 1

      We don't even know if the impact will happen, because multiple orbital bodies are a chaotic system, so we can't possibly predict where they'll be in 172 years.

      You're right. It could happen next year. Everybody Panic!!!!

    5. Re:Good news by bunratty · · Score: 0, Redundant

      No, asteroids have been hitting the Earth for millions of years. This proves beyond a shadow of a doubt there is absolutely nothing to worry about!

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  11. So half of that is 1 in 2000 chance in 2182? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

    or more precisely 0.00054 = 1 in 1852 according to TFA.

    Call this 1-in-1000 only if you can't do math.

    1. Re:So half of that is 1 in 2000 chance in 2182? by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      or more precisely 0.00054 = 1 in 1852 according to TFA.

      Call this 1-in-1000 only if you can't do math.

      Well ifyou're going to be picky it's 1 in 1851.9 to 5 significant figures.

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    2. Re:So half of that is 1 in 2000 chance in 2182? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Never tell me the odds!

  12. Danger Will Robinson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why be concerned about something that has a 0.1%chance of happening?

    Do I smell another funding scam?

  13. By which time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    We'll have a variable-focus length magnetic-field set of Fresnel rings (largest ring approx. earth diameter) that can focus the sun's most energetic output to a 1-mile spot at Pluto's orbit range - automated. The unfortunate unintended consequence will be that the same system will burn any would-be peaceful visitors just as badly...
    Gads, I should write comic books.

  14. Bad math by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    I bet the odds of hitting the small black hole originated in one of the LHC sucessors will be far lower than 1 in 500. And if we avoid that disaster, a far worse one awaits us the 50 years previous of that event: remakes, sequels, prequels, reboots and so on of the Armaggeddon movie. Probably won't be any (sane) human alive after that.

    1. Re:Bad math by Mr.+Flibble · · Score: 1

      I bet the odds of hitting the small black hole originated in one of the LHC sucessors will be far lower than 1 in 500. And if we avoid that disaster, a far worse one awaits us the 50 years previous of that event: remakes, sequels, prequels, reboots and so on of the Armaggeddon movie. Probably won't be any (sane) human alive after that.

      If a small black hole forms in the LHC, then it will evaporate nearly instantaneously. It will not convert the earth into a black hole itself. It will also be insanely hot, that is, emit extremely high frequencies of Gamma radiation while evaporating. So, it will be gone in a blinding flash of high energy radiation.

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  15. 100% by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Even if the odds were 100% that it would hit it would be 171.5 years before any bureaucrat does anything.

    1. Re:100% by timeOday · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, let's hear the libertarian solution:

    2. Re:100% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And only then if it's an election year.

    3. Re:100% by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Tax that fucker to death!

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    4. Re:100% by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 4, Funny

      It would probably turn out to be a Tax dodger.

      Maybe an big import tariff?

    5. Re:100% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      suing the asteroid landowner .... after the asteroid hit us (we can't sue him before because his initiation of force only takes place after the asteroid hits)

    6. Re:100% by grimJester · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Any large enough company would have the resources to divert the asteroid. It would be in their interest to extract as much money or property as possible as payment. As long as the asteroid has not been fully diverted and as long as they can still divert it to hit the earth, they can extract monthly payments. It will be in their interest to indefinitely keep the asteroid in an orbit where it can target the earth. Since everyone will have to pay or die we'll all be slaves to Sony, Microsoft and Intel, just like we are now.

      See, the market has a solution for everything!

    7. Re:100% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, let's hear the libertarian solution:

      You want sacrifice Western civilization when we can't be certain it's even going to hit us?

      Don't take this prediction at face value. It's a conspiracy to establish a socialist world government.

      Asteroids don't exist.

    8. Re:100% by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      The wealthiest person who wants to continue living on earth without the threat of being smashed by a giant rock from space can finance a project to deflect the object. Alternately, a consortium of those with means can pool resources to create said project. (And it would probably cost less and be more innovative and more efficient than a government option because people tend to care more when they are spending their own money.)

      The funny thing is there really isn't anything special about government that any group of people can't do with an agreed upon framework, because essentially that's all government is in the first place. The difference being that when people who have self-organized for a purpose other than government have accomplished their task, they then go home. If only more people were like Cincinnatus.

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    9. Re:100% by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

      Fantasy: Encourage a new industry to emerge with asteroid fighting rockets with a high level of quality while enjoying large profits.

      Reality: Quietly whimpering in some cabin in the middle of nowhere while repeating "What a fool I've been!"

    10. Re:100% by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      People who are wealthy typically don't deserve the wealth since they keep it to themselves rather than help others through spending or charity. What your consortium of wealthy would do is divert it out of their neighborhood so it hits someone else's. Then they would swoop in and charge people exorbitant prices for food and shelter to further swell up their coffers.

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    11. Re:100% by moronoxyd · · Score: 1

      The really funny thing is, it wouldn't happen that way.

      Either the wealthiest people would just look for a solution to save themselves and a small group of peope they care about or need.
      Or, they would find a way to save lots of people, but would demand to be paid for it. A lot.

      You're an idealist when you think that those people would save everybody just for the warm fuzzy feeling.
      If they where of that state of mind, they wouldn't be among the wealthiest people in the first place, because they would have cared about the well-being of other people and thus would have made a lot less profit.

    12. Re:100% by DZign · · Score: 1

      also my opinion.; the very wealthy will take a trip to the moon, wait for the asteroid to hit earth, and come back after a while when things have settled..

    13. Re:100% by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because our ability to control orbital mechanics is so fine tuned that we can land enormous fucking space rocks on a dime. Happens every day.

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    14. Re:100% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely this would fall squarely under national defense?

    15. Re:100% by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      As we speak Bill Gates is spending quite a chunk of his own ill-gotten gains "just for the warm fuzzy feeling".

      You don't think that if we had solid proof of an inbound chunk of rock going to hit us that at least some of the folks like him would get together and do something about it?

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    16. Re:100% by Antisyzygy · · Score: 1

      Exactly. So they couldn't divert it enough to avoid earth all together, so they could divert it enough so it hits China or something rather than their home country.

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    17. Re:100% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, let's hear the libertarian solution:

      Same as with Mars: First company to land on it, owns it. If you manage to (pick some technology you think will be available in 150 years) capture it into geosynchronous orbit, you get a free space elevator to go with a big nickel mine. (Small moons can also be pretty harsh mistresses :)

      Even if you can't do anything useful with it, it's in your best interest - whether you sit on the board of ABC or just have 100 shares of XYZ that your great-great-Grandpa passed down from the dot-com era - to buy a few shares in "Asteroid Removal, Inc.", when they go public. ARI is just as interested as you are in removing that hunk of rock, but they can't do it without funding.

    18. Re:100% by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Never mind that Andrew Carnegie donated over 380 million dollars (over 4 billion today adjusted to inflation) and created the public library system practically single handed. Never mind the 28 billion dollars donated by Bill Gates, or the 30 billion dollar endowment of Warren Buffett, or 10 billion donated by Sir Li Ka-shing.

      More importantly, what so many anti-capitalists fail to realize, is that money would not exist without these people. Economic growth is a function of organization, planning, and efficient production. Without key individuals with larger goals, the resources of individuals would be used in ways that would have much smaller effects, achieving little if any growth or development. That is why population doesn't by itself presage wealth.

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    19. Re:100% by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      That was sarcasm you idiot. Our ability with orbital mechanics is limited to either diverting an object entirely or not all. We do not possess the technical capacity to decide where something that is 510 meters in diameter will land at the sort of velocities involved in cases like this.

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    20. Re:100% by SpongeBob+Hitler · · Score: 0

      Even if the odds were 100% that it would hit it would be 171.5 years before any bureaucrat does anything.

      Well, why else do you think they are telling us about it now? They want to make sure all the appropriate committees get formed, the possibility of a floor debate is debated in committee, experts are called in to give testimony, the Republicans hold up debate in committee, the Democrats call the Republicans "obstructionists", we have a new election or two, the Democrats hold up debate in committee, the Republicans demand a floor debate with an "up or down" vote, we start a new war which derails debate for a few years.

      Then, when they finally do get around to a floor debate, the minority party filibusters just for the sake of being assholes. Then, at about year 170, they all "stand together" and make dramatic speeches about "bipartisanship" and "Zeus bless America" and how, since America was founded on Greco-Roman principles, we need to put "In Zeus We Trust" at least on our $10000 coins. Next, they contract out the work, but the contractors who won the bid are behind schedule and over budget. Finally, the Chinese, who have been working on this quietly the whole time, send some of their astronauts into space. They all die, but the asteroid is deflected and the Chinese use the developed technology to completely take over the world.

      In short, we're doomed either way.

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    21. Re:100% by Peter+Trepan · · Score: 1

      Strip mine the asteroid until it disappears.

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    22. Re:100% by kaleth · · Score: 1

      I realize this was meant to be funny, but the libertarian view is very limited government, not no government. Public safety and the common defense are usually accepted as proper functions of a libertarian government, and an asteroid impact probably falls into that category.

      So, the libertarian solution is pretty much the same as everyone else: the government rounds up Bruce Willis, a drilling team, and a few nukes, then loads them onto a rocket heading to the asteroid...

    23. Re:100% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 1: Slap everyone who confuses libertarianism with anarchism
      Step 2: Fund research astronomers physicists etc to come up with a solution
      Step 3: Fund NASA to produce an in-house solution or contract it out

    24. Re:100% by WhatDidYouJustSay · · Score: 1

      It would be in their interest to extract as much money or property as possible as payment. As long as the asteroid has not been fully diverted and as long as they can still divert it to hit the earth, they can extract monthly payments. It will be in their interest to indefinitely keep the asteroid in an orbit where it can target the earth.

      Are you sure about that?

      Assuming it was possible to fully divert the asteroid, they'd (let's call them company Z) have to convince all of us that there's no way to fully divert the asteroid, even though there was. That would be pretty tough, unless company Z had a way to prevent every single scientist on this earth from letting it be known that what company Z was telling us was completely false.

      So then they'd have to forcibly extract monthly payments from us. Which in turn would also be pretty damn tough; they'd have to have access to a whole lotta guns. They'd have to go through a whole lot of violently angry people and companies too (who would have plenty of incentives to bring evil company Z "down").

      So there'd be a massive, massive risk involved. I think the only way they'd have a chance of pulling it off is if they had as many guns, and were as big and powerful as the US Government (hey wait a minute!)

      I could be wrong, but I think the more likely scenario is that company Z (perhaps along with company A, B, C, and D), seeing this at the very least as a great PR opportunity -- and investment, since fewer humans means less revenue -- fully diverts the asteroid and consequently sees a major spike in business for saving a shitload of human beings.

    25. Re:100% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, let's hear the libertarian solution:

      Okay, I'll take that on.

      Mine everything useful out of the sucker ASAP, shipping the refined metals, water ice, etc. to someplace useful (Mars orbit, Earth orbit, the Moon--just to name three possibilities). Diverting the leftovers won't take as much effort as the mass will be lower, and would be paid for out of the proceeds from selling the useful stuff.

    26. Re:100% by sac13 · · Score: 1

      So, let's hear the libertarian solution:

      Create a sufficiently huge X-Prize funded by the world's governments.

      Libertarians, the one's of us that actually use our brain, don't believe in no government role in society. We're just realists in that if you need to devise an innovative solution to a problem, bureaucracy and democracy are extremely poor tools to achieve that objective. Just look at any "reform" that comes through government and you can see how letting every little special interest into the process ends up with watered down, marginally functional and very inefficient results.

      Government's first priority should be the physical security of it's citizens (within an acceptable range of security/risk). It's perfectly acceptable to spend government funds to achieve the objective of deflecting an asteroid. But, if you leave figuring it out to a bureaucracy, you're virtually guaranteed mediocre results at best and complete failure at worst.

      Why hasn't NASA made the progress it should have since Apollo? Because in a democratic decision making process, everyone has to make sure they're getting something out of it. So, you get space shuttles that are insanely expensive to operate and don't give any significant advantages over previous technologies. You get each administration coming in and pushing out programs that the previous one prioritized and put in their own new priorities which are then pushed out by the next one.

      I hear all the Libertarian bashing that goes on around here and I really don't understand it other than it's a complete misunderstanding of what we stand for. Of course, I'm speaking in generalizations and concede there are those that call themselves libertarian that would be more appropriately called anarchists. But, if you read people like Hayek, we believe that the government does have a role to play in society. We believe in a social safety net that ensures that those that can't afford to live in our society are taken care of with respect to food, shelter and health care.

      Our core argument, however, is that the government should not be wasting resources on providing those things for those that can afford it on their own because large organizations, whether they are government or corporations, are terribly wasteful and inefficient. Too much of what should be going to the objectives of those organizations is wasted because by nature of size, they have to be complicated. And, that complication of process and such is an exponential problem because as things grow, there's more holes for special interests, unethical individuals and organizations to exploit the system's inefficiency for their own gain.

      Show me anything from a large corporation or government that met it's huge objectives while meeting reasonable cost/benefit ratios and I'm willing to change my mind. But, on the aggregate, big corporations and big governments are wasteful, inefficient and not good ways to solve any problems beyond the most basic. They're both dinosaurs that have no real place in the fast paced, modern world with it's complex and nuanced issues that must be dealt with.

      And, yes. I hate corporations as much as bloated government. Of course, I blame the existence and power that those corporations have on government. They're the one's that created those artificial entities without personal accountability. So, every time you feel like corporation bashing, as I do often, be sure to remember that in the end, it's really the government's fault too. It's not because they don't have enough regulation of the corporations, either. It's because they have too many regulations which actually allow corporations to exist to begin with. Get rid of those and put an actual person's neck on the line and you'll see a lot of the stupidity disappear as the sociopaths are locked up one-by-one.

  16. ObVacation by sharkey · · Score: 1

    Ya got Asteroids?
    Nah, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.

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  17. Why you should care by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Statistically, we've probably discovered 1% of the potentially hazardous asteroids. Now we have a data point for an interesting occurrence: one of the ones we know about has a good chance of hitting us. What about the rest of them?

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    1. Re:Why you should care by Xemu · · Score: 1

      one of the ones we know about has a good chance of hitting us. What about the rest of them?

      They should be sufficient to justify generous research grants for us until 2182.

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    2. Re:Why you should care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess there's already enough data to start doing computer simulations with random, but realistically distributed, asteroid orbits. Someone has probably done that...

      I watched a lecture online by a professor who claimed that once the monitoring system gets good enough there will be a serious new warning of a potential impact requiring international deliberations between governments, on average once every five to ten years.

      This is going to be everyday news in the future.

      We will want to push every one of those rocks in one direction or the other. Which ever direction we push influences which countries risk being hit, so every new rock will require a complicated international political procedure.

      But the risk for the individual to actually get afflicted by an impact is very, very small. I wonder if the risk of a war breaking out over which way to push an asteroid is greater than the actual asteroid danger.

    3. Re:Why you should care by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Which ever direction we push influences which countries risk being hit

      Why do I have a funny feeling that I shouldn't make any long-term investments in Africa?

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    4. Re:Why you should care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Statistically, we've probably discovered 1% of the potentially hazardous asteroids. Now we have a data point for an interesting occurrence: one of the ones we know about has a good chance of hitting us. What about the rest of them?

      Q. What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered?
      A. Mount Everest

      Most space debris that has hit the Earth we didn't know about until (or after) the actual collision. I can only think of two (maybe 3) examples in the previous 5 years where we actually knew about an object prior to impact. Considering how really big space is, it's a wonder we can even detect a 500m chunk of rock within proximity of the moon.

  18. Space rock? by Moxon · · Score: 1

    Like "UFO 2: Flying"?

  19. We only have 171 years... by fotoguzzi · · Score: 1

    ...to put a high-def camera and an 802.11o wifi transmitter on the asteroid.

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    1. Re:We only have 171 years... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Perl 6 isn't out by then, it's because the devs were playing Duke Nukem Forever.

    2. Re:We only have 171 years... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      ... on Hurd.

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  20. It was predicted in Revelations... by Ken+Broadfoot · · Score: 5, Funny

        2182 - 2010 = 172 years

    Subtract 42 ( Life the universe and everything ) And you get 130 ( Hold this thought )

    In 1951, Bobby Thomson hit the "Shot heard round the world" (i.e The Asteroid)
    Against the Brooklyn Dodgers...(i.e Earth trying to "dodge")

    Take 1951 and turn it into a repeating Decimal .1951951951........ ( this is wrong but who cares )

    Then take the above 130 and divide by the repeating decimal and you get....

    666 !

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    1. Re:It was predicted in Revelations... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I stopped reading when you said 42.

      I hate aspies.

    2. Re:It was predicted in Revelations... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wow, you have WAY more time then I do, and I'm jobless living in my sister's basement.

    3. Re:It was predicted in Revelations... by nacturation · · Score: 1

      2182 - 2010 = 172 years

      In the year 258, Pope Sixtus II is martyred. Turn this into a repeating decimal .258258258258

      Now divide 172 by the repeating decimal = 666

      How convenient that Pope Sixtus II is related to this future event by the number 666.

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    4. Re:It was predicted in Revelations... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ........ ( this is wrong but who cares )

      I love you. Do you write scientific papers by any chance?

    5. Re:It was predicted in Revelations... by geogob · · Score: 1

      2182 is the new 2012...

    6. Re:It was predicted in Revelations... by nicodoggie · · Score: 1

      Shh quiet, Roland Emmerich might hear you!

    7. Re:It was predicted in Revelations... by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

          2182 - 2010 = 172 years

      Subtract 42 ( Life the universe and everything ) And you get 130 ( Hold this thought )

      In 1951, Bobby Thomson hit the "Shot heard round the world" (i.e The Asteroid)
      Against the Brooklyn Dodgers...(i.e Earth trying to "dodge")

      Take 1951 and turn it into a repeating Decimal .1951951951........ ( this is wrong but who cares )

      Then take the above 130 and divide by the repeating decimal and you get....

      666 !

      Is anyone else struck by how similar this analysis is to Glen Beck's show? Maybe I'm just seeing Glen Beck everywhere because I just saw his performance for the first time quite recently.

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    8. Re:It was predicted in Revelations... by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      Witch!

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    9. Re:It was predicted in Revelations... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OMG! He's right! The end is NIGH!

    10. Re:It was predicted in Revelations... by SilverHatHacker · · Score: 1

      Wait, so...Bobby Thomson is the Antichrist?

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    11. Re:It was predicted in Revelations... by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      Not that similar, there's no conclusion that the liberals cause the asteroid, and there's no ad for Goldline.

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    12. Re:It was predicted in Revelations... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly! Very funny! Now... how did Obama and the Nazis get left out of this?

    13. Re:It was predicted in Revelations... by giantsfan89 · · Score: 1

      If I could mod you up, I would, if only for the Bobby Thompson reference (go Giants!)

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  21. We only have 171 years... by fotoguzzi · · Score: 1

    ...will Perl 6 be ready?

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  22. Misleading, incorrect information for fools by h7 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Actually there are many objects we are monitoring, please see http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/risk/.
    This object's impact probability is 7.1*10E-4. That's 0.00071, and not 1/1000.
    The Torino Scale Color says white, which means impact is almost impossible.
    Most of the times even if the probability is increased, it is quickly reduced after some investigation.
    Currently the most dangerous object is 2007 VK184 (2048-2057) which gets green rating. This article is nothing more than sensationalist and stupid.

    1. Re:Misleading, incorrect information for fools by h7 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Please also see this http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/torino_scale1.html

      THE TORINO IMPACT HAZARD SCALE
      No Hazard
      (White Zone)
      0
              The likelihood of a collision is zero, or is so low as to be effectively zero. Also applies to small objects such as meteors and bodies that burn up in the atmosphere as well as infrequent meteorite falls that rarely cause damage.

    2. Re:Misleading, incorrect information for fools by Kentari · · Score: 4, Informative

      But it has no torino scale entry because the torino scale is only defined for impacts in the next 100 years. Hence it is listed as n/a.

      And the impact probability you cited is the cumulative probability of 8 events. There is only a probability of 5.4E-04 (1/1850) of an impact in 2182.

      I don't quite get the publicity at the moment. It has been at that level for quite a while and is still at a much lower level than (99942) Apophis was (which hit 1% chance). In all likelihood new data will rule out an impact.

    3. Re:Misleading, incorrect information for fools by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1

      This article is nothing more than sensationalist and stupid.

      And the 10 ways of "deflecting an asteroid" are a collection of how not to do it*. The real solutions are to either slow it down or accelerate it, and let it miss Earth before or after it is crossing Earths way. That can be done for example by attaching a rocket to it.

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      Attaching a net/sail: Hard to do, asteroids are not static objects
      Mirrors/Lasers pointing at it: You need to shoot them up and aim correctly (which is already hard with our telescopes)
      Gravity: Yeah, maybe, but also hard to navigate something there

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    4. Re:Misleading, incorrect information for fools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One more way - mining. We already know when and where the rocks are coming to, just launch equipment with enough delta-v and you're set. It'd even be in-line with Obama's idea of hitting smaller targets with unmanned missions, but he probably wasn't thinking of that. Get a mass driver to shoot smaller asteroids out until it's just rubble. If you can mine and refine a rock, it could be worth several $Tn and pay off the US national debt. Just be sure to aim those smaller rocks at empty space, like Nebraska.

  23. 1 in 1000? by MintOreo · · Score: 1

    This is mostly a 'slake my ignorance post' but where do they pull a probability like a 1 in 1000 chance? Either the comet is going to hit us, or it isn't. So wheres the uncertainty coming from? Inaccurate measurement? or leaving margin for external unforeseeable (or at least currently unpredictable) forces acting on comet?

    Either way, I don't see a reasonable way to derive a probability like that from. Perhaps they came up with a margin of error and treated every possible position within that margin of error with equal likelihood. Or maybe they've an empirically derived likeliness-that-significant-steller-object-will-enter-solar-system-and-infuence-comet's-path number laying around. Still, 1 in 1000 seems rather arbitrary (and slightly ridiculous) to me, like C3-PO saying the odds of navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3,720 to 1.

    1. Re:1 in 1000? by h7 · · Score: 0

      Well, maybe you should start with http://www-personal.umich.edu/~scheeres/conferences/AIAA-2004_1446.pdf , http://www.b612foundation.org/papers/wpdynamics.pdf etc. Most of the posts on this thread are ignorant and clueless. Don't treat everything you don't understand with scorn.

    2. Re:1 in 1000? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll slake your ignorance with a very rough guide. There's an error margin in the velocity measurement of the asteroid. You look at the times that it's orbit comes close to earth and get a region that it *will* pass through (though you don't know where within that region) divide the volume of this by the volume of the region traversed by the earth's path and there you have an approximate probability of collision.

    3. Re:1 in 1000? by Kentari · · Score: 3, Informative

      The odds are based on the accuracy of the orbit of the asteroid. Every observation has an error and the orbit can be any orbit that fits in these errors. The errors in the future positions of the asteroid increase exponentially and it is not that exceptional that they can predict this event. Another impact candidate is 1950 DA, which has a 1/300 chance of hitting Earth on March 16, 2880.

      The come up with these odds by running tons of simulations taking into account the gravity of the Sun, all planets and some of the larger asteroids. This gives a set of possible paths of the asteroid through the Solar System in the future. The odds of the impact are then the number of possible orbits intersecting the surface of the Earth (including the lower atmosphere) divided by the total number of orbits. This is not magic nor arbitrary, but applied physics.

      C3-PO's odds would probably be based on the number of ships ever entering an asteroid field and coming out again. In the real world, flying through our asteroid belt isn't that tricky. Current estimates put the odds of a probe traversing the asteroid belt and accidentally hitting something at around 1 in a billion.

    4. Re:1 in 1000? by turbidostato · · Score: 1

      "This is mostly a 'slake my ignorance post' but where do they pull a probability like a 1 in 1000 chance? Either the comet is going to hit us, or it isn't. So wheres the uncertainty coming from?"

      Search for the "three-body problem".

    5. Re:1 in 1000? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they came up with a margin of error
      Generally with this kind of thing you don't estimate a hard edged margin of error but rather you estimate a distribution of probabilities, usually a gausian one.

      Combine the probailitity distributions of all your inputs and you get a probability distrbution for your output.

      I'd agree about taking the numbers with a pinch of salt though since doing it well is reliant on having good knowlage of the error distributions of all your measurements and calculation methods.

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    6. Re:1 in 1000? by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, the age old conundrum about how to get the missus to agree to explore her sexuality with Anne, the hot new intern.

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  24. Damn by MadKeithV · · Score: 1

    ... 2183 was going to be the year of Linux on the Desktop...

  25. Fuck it by justinlee37 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I'll be dead by 2182 unless we reach singularity and achieve immortality through medicine, computing and science by then! So party it the fuck up! Smoke some weed, snort some cocaine, fuck a stripper! Life's a short joke and you're it so enjoy it while you can fuckers! Fuck the asteroids!

  26. asteroid impact by Entropy997 · · Score: 1

    I do hope you all are aware that "Project: Deep Impact" was probably a secret mission to stop a potential asteroid collision. So don't get too excited about any potential asteroid collisions. We already have the capability to thwart such a menace, and have already done so. All further speculation is wasted... er, finger movements.

  27. 1.000.000 to one by Super_Ante · · Score: 5, Funny

    As long as it isn't a million to one shot...

    1. Re:1.000.000 to one by M8e · · Score: 1

      ...then it would hit 7 thousand people!

  28. Odds.... by sprins · · Score: 1

    Interesting... But what are the odds that this calculation is right?

    1. Re:Odds.... by will_die · · Score: 1

      I am giving 100-1 odds against my position that it does not hit on that year, all money required at this time, min bet $100 USD.

  29. this is great news! by GreenCow · · Score: 5, Interesting

    A rock like this heading to our planet and we've got plenty of time to not just deflect the thing, but to move it into Earth orbit where it can be mined, turned into an outpost, and be used as a tether for a space elevator.

    1. Re:this is great news! by sznupi · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Maybe not - if you're the kind of civilisation that can apply enough delta-v, to such body, to capture it safely into MEO, you might be high enough on the Kardashev scale to not care much about such exercises. If not high enough - it's probably better to move some bootstrapping machinery towards the asteroid; avoids Kessler Syndrome where you really don't want it, too (minining in basically 0g could be a bit messy)

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    2. Re:this is great news! by fkx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ... not to mention a military platform for use in our war with the Taliban which by then may not be going as well as it is today ..

    3. Re:this is great news! by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      I would be a lot easier, safer, and more cost-effective to just mine in the deep ocean, which we've barely touched.

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  30. Statistically by pinkushun · · Score: 1

    You have 1 in 5,000 chance of a car accident today, while 172 years from now a 1 in 1,000 chance of world wipe out. That is a significantly high chance of extinction! And where I live is a 1 in 101 chance of being in a car accident :(

    1. Re:Statistically by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      On current information you have a 100% probability of being dead in 172 years.

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  31. And that's how we like it by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 1

    Hopefully with development of better models, telescopes, etc, etc we can track asteroids extremely far out and get a good feel for if there will be impacts. As stated, it is the kind of thing that could take a long time. So, if you know about one 200 years in advance, no problem. You wouldn't do anything about it now, as such an object would be very far away. But it lets you start planning, and knowing when those plans need to be put in to action. When it is 30-50 years out, maybe that's when building starts on whatever is needed to deflect it.

    Much better to have the information a century early than a few years too late.

    1. Re:And that's how we like it by Sparr0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Better telescopes is moot. Figuring out the position and velocity of any specific detectable object in the solar system has been trivial for a long time now. The problem is our ability to predict how it will interact with every other body in the next hundred years. If it was a comet, and ignoring any potential flybys of smaller planets, just calculating how it will interact with Jupiter and the Sun every year for 100 passes adds more than a few earth diameters of uncertainty to the results.

  32. Can't do it by mbone · · Score: 5, Informative

    We cannot predict the course of asteroids over 200 years to within an Earth diameter. I have worked on this area, and the masses and positions of bodies (particularly all of the other asteroids) are simply not well enough known. So, it will come near the Earth, but we won't know if it is a true threat for at least a century.

     

    1. Re:Can't do it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course they can't predict it accurately. That's why they give odds.

      Otherwise they would just tell us "it's gonna crash" or "it's not gonna crash".

    2. Re:Can't do it by muhadeeb · · Score: 1

      We still can predict within an area of a given certainty and margin of error to make a prediction of specified parameters. Of course, one cannot be a specific precise prediction. Ex. I shoot an arrow into the air, it would be safe to say where that arrow would land because we know the angle of momentum and the mass of said arrow as wel as the direction.

  33. Morbid Fascination by polyp2000 · · Score: 1

    I know this sounds morbid , but i'd kinda like to be alive when something like this happens...
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  34. With any luck by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    it'll fall on Mecca

  35. Get tickets for an evening by janwedekind · · Score: 1

    at the Olympus Mons restaurant. The evening program includes Marsian comedy, drinks, and strippers, and we offer the best view to watch Earth when the asteroid hits!

  36. Somehow by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    I can't find it in me to care about 2182 as much as I do about 2036. I guess I'm kind of selfish.

    (Besides, those future people will all be screwed by global warming anyway; what's an asteroid or two?)

  37. So - can we call it Nivens Hammer ?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So - can we call it Nivens Hammer ??

  38. ugh... by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

    How long until the history channel devotes an entire hour to a bunch of jackasses telling us Nostradamus predicted this?

    1. Re:ugh... by Nadaka · · Score: 1

      Last year.

  39. PHA == Precursor to ... by Arimus · · Score: 1

    the dreaded PHB of doom?

    Whatever happens I'm going to check out of here long before the PHA, and hopefully long before the PHB from hell turns up. (Got a few PHB's around but they're of the manageable kind - just listen, nod, say yes and then go back to doing what ever you had in mind before they decided to part some sage-like wisdom (only problme is the sage in this case is a small somewhat bedraggled herb rather than a wiseman))

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  40. moot by Imabug · · Score: 1

    This is all moot because the world will end in 2012 anyway

    it's on the internet, so it must be true.

    but if it happens that nothing happens in 2012, i'm sure someone will say there was a slight error in the calculations and say the asteroid will cause the end of the world. after all, what's a couple hundred years on a time scale of thousands of years?

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    1. Re:moot by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      The Romans messed up calendar dates and years so much that what we think is going to be 2182 will in fact be 2012.

  41. Russian rolette by AbbeyRoad · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Image 13 boxes each containing 13 revolvers.

    One revolver has one bullet in it.

    Now imagine being offered $100,000 to pick a box, and then pick a revolver and then shoot yourself with it.

    That 1000:1 odds.

    -paul

    1. Re:Russian rolette by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      I'd take that offer, assuming I could ensure the game was fair.

    2. Re:Russian rolette by Candyban · · Score: 1

      In Soviet Russia, you shoot the revolver ???

    3. Re:Russian rolette by maxume · · Score: 2, Funny

      Just make sure to try to graze your thigh.

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    4. Re:Russian rolette by tehcyder · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Now imagine being offered $100,000 to pick a box, and then pick a revolver and then shoot yourself with it.

      Well, duh, if you were allowed to pick a revolver you'd just choose one that didn't have the bullet in it.

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    5. Re:Russian rolette by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      How many bullets per revolver? It may have 5, 6, 10 or more.

    6. Re:Russian rolette by pipingguy · · Score: 1

      Sounds like a cool new reality game show!

    7. Re:Russian rolette by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A friend of mine told me he had seriously thought about how much his life was worth for him in money. He said that Russian roulette (a single shot, alone) with a $3 million prize and a 20% fatality chance is something he (at least in theory) would be willing to actually attempt.

      How about that. He wasn't depressed or anything, he just thought that the money was worth the risk of dying.

  42. 2012 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, it's a good thing the world ends in a couple of years; no need to worry about this threat.

    1. Re:2012 by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      First lets get past end of the world in 2012

      Odd that the Mayan Calendar rolls over on the date I'm eligible for retirement! The world as I know it will certainly end...

  43. I wished they would stop ... by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

    ... calling it a 1 in 1000 chance.

    It either hits, or it does not, and the actual outcome is 100% certain right now. ONLY we can not calculate it right now exactly. So I assume they are pretty sure the asteroid will miss, but give it a 1 in 1000 chance that they are wrong in that conclusion.

    angel'o'sphere

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    1. Re:I wished they would stop ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that the universe is not deterministic and is highly chaotic. Since an objects position and velocity cannot be exactly known; it's possible future position will increase in uncertainty as time passes (regardless of how good we are at measuring its position and velocity).

    2. Re:I wished they would stop ... by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      It's 50/50. It either hits us or it does not. /duck

  44. Oh, you said "space rock" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I read that with an "r" instead of the "c" in "space", and the "c" instead of ... well, suffice it to say, that summary suddenly took a strange turn!

  45. But why would the future people "Ressurect" you? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Yes Cryo might even work, in a few years it might even be possible to bring back those that are now frozen... but why should we bring them back?

  46. What kind of... by MoeDrippins · · Score: 1

    ...statistical nomenclature is "half those odds"? Use terms a non-statistician might understand.

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  47. Not really worried by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought one of Chuck Norris' jobs was to kick asteroids so what's the big deal?

  48. Oh my god! by johneee · · Score: 1

    2182 is the street address of the house I grew up in. It's fate! It's karma! It MUST mean something, right? The chances of that happening by accident are astronomical!*

    Although, considering how many people are on SlashDot, and given the fact that dates and a lot of other important numbers to people, including street numbers are typically four digits, I guess it's probably closer to a dead certainty that someone on Slashdot would have some sort of connection to the number.

    But still!

    *(pun intended)

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    1. Re:Oh my god! by SleazyRidr · · Score: 1

      it's the code to my luggage!

  49. keep them frozen till 2999 dec 31 by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 2, Funny

    keep them frozen till 2999 dec 31

  50. I hope it doesn't hit the Earth. by orsty3001 · · Score: 1

    I'd love to make it to my 202nd birthday.

  51. No no... by killmenow · · Score: 1

    All we need is to send Bugs Bunny up there to steal this RQ36 thing and that martian will run around saying things like "what happened to the kaboom?! There was supposed to be an earth shattering kaboom?!" and "Someone has stolen my 1999 RQ36 Explosive Space Modulator!"

    And we'll all have a good laugh.

  52. Never tell me the odds by Brannon · · Score: 1

    or something...

  53. You're holding it wrong by Brannon · · Score: 1

    also the revolver has less space than a Nomad

  54. Yes, eventually by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

    Global warming is a deceptively mellow term for what will potentially happen. At a certain turning point the entire atmosphere will change to make life on this planet entirely impossible. No hiding, no adaptation, no recourse: no one spared, not child, animal or plant. If we don't have interstellar travel and civilization methods by then, our best "hope" is a similar species evolving somewhere else.

    Well, eventually. For a sufficiently large value of "eventually".

    That's the Venus scenario. Since the sun is gradually getting brighter (about 10% every billion years), eventually the oceans will boil, and at that point, it's pretty much over unless life exhibits a lot more adaptation than we've currently seen.

    I've seen calculations suggesting that this might happen as early as 500,000,000 years from now. But most peope think it will take longer.

    Of course, if by "child, animal, or plant" you don't count anaerobic life, we can make the planet uninhabitable faster just by converting the oxygen in the atmosphere entirely (or almost entirely) into CO2. (Yes, plants do need oxygen-- they may "breathe" CO2, but they also breathe oxygen). Looking at the slope of the atmospheric CO2 increase, http://www.esrl.noaa.gov/gmd/ccgg/trends/ , and fitting this to an exponential, I get roughly a thousand years for that to occur. Give or take. (Which is short compared to half a billion years.)

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  55. And in reality... by sir+lox+elroy · · Score: 1

    the governments of the world would wait until 2181 to even think about doing anything even if the probability was 100% guaranteed. So, planning this far out will do nothing, as our governments always wait till the last second.

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  56. 2012 by mrops · · Score: 1

    One step at a time shall we....

    First lets get past end of the world in 2012, then worry about 2182.

  57. oK dUdEs by terminallyCapricious · · Score: 0

    LoOkS lIkE iT's TiMe To StArT fIrInG uP tHe ReD tEaM! iF tHaT mEtEoR hItS iT wOuLd TaKe AnOtHeR mIrAcLe.

  58. Even better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the technology no longer requires sattelites at that point in time, then spin the asteroid around the earth opposite of its rotation and clean up the shell of space-debris.

  59. Earth calling Uranus. by dogzdik · · Score: 0
    Now is the time to actually start launching some of those spare ICBM's - with modifications for long term deep space running.

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    You know, to start plinking away, getting a bit of target practice in.

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    Now is the time to get the technology of blowing them up and or steering them into the sun or deep space forever.

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    And there are 20,000 + of them to clean up.

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    This bullshit of going up Uranus to keep us in the space race etc., well that is partly crap - we collectively need to start actively WORKING in space, for genuinely practical reasons.

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    This not to say that telescopes and robots and explorer satellites are not useful, they are., but if the crap that is flying around up there, is not taken out and cleans us all up a a few hundred or a few thousand years - we must start doing it today - here and now, while we are in a position to do it.

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  60. Re:But why would the future people "Ressurect" you by youn · · Score: 1

    Contract with cryogenic facility... bring me back when X... that would definitely drive their sales up if they bring out at least a couple people

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