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Abandon Earth Or Die, Warns Hawking

siliconbits writes "According to famed theoretical physicist Stephen Hawking, it's time to free ourselves from Mother Earth. 'I believe that the long-term future of the human race must be in space,' Hawking tells Big Think. 'It will be difficult enough to avoid disaster on planet Earth in the next hundred years, let alone the next thousand, or million. The human race shouldn't have all its eggs in one basket, or on one planet. Let's hope we can avoid dropping the basket until we have spread the load.'"

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  1. His motives are showing... by brian0918 · · Score: 2, Funny

    The dude just wants to finally make this a reality.

  2. Re:Yeah, but where does this get ME? by J-1000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You have a $320 Comcast bill!? How is that even possible?

  3. Voice Over by ciderbrew · · Score: 5, Funny

    Does anyone else read the part in quotes in a synthesizer voice?

  4. mammals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Humans are mammals by the way

    1. Re:mammals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      That explains why they're so delicious!

  5. Re:A bit early for leaving by Rik+Sweeney · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nah, let's just write this one off as a practice planet. We won't make the same mistakes again since we're human after all :)

  6. Re:Yeah, but where does this get ME? by Crudely_Indecent · · Score: 5, Funny

    You're asking a user named "TrisexualPuppy"

    One word - Spanktervision

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  7. Re:Yeah, but where does this get ME? by Ironchew · · Score: 2, Funny

    Interplanetary service fees.

  8. The survivors joke by smith6174 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It won't take too much technology to reproduce Hawking's voice saying "I told you so"

  9. Re:This is pretty much what I've been telling peop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    After all, there are only so many jobs _THAT_ will tolerate semi-literate
    jackasses like you.

    http://www.grammarbook.com/grammar/whoVwhVt.asp
    (Blue Book)

  10. Re:Just need a way to ascend to a higher plane by Powercntrl · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's easy. Just start running out of ideas for plots relating to the Goa'uld.

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  11. Re:Oh, look, a content mill getting attention by discord5 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Of course, it may not necessarily be plagiarism, because he's been saying this for years

    Little known fact is that he has sentences pre-programmed into his voice synthesizer. Things like:

    • Yes
    • No
    • Thank you
    • Two sugars, no milk
    • I believe that the long-term future of the human race must be in space
    • I will not buy this record, it is scratched
    • I call it a Hawking hole

    So yes, he does quite often mistakenly say it while ordering a cup of coffee, during a casual interview about his work.

  12. Re:I submit this possibility by whatajoke · · Score: 3, Funny

    What if Earth isn't the first human colony, and these disasters have merely wiped out the evidence of our migration...

    I am more comfortable being a descendant of some ape, than a bunch of hairdressers or telephone cleaners.

  13. Re:Yeah, but where does this get ME? by chill · · Score: 2, Funny

    Will you give something to the future, or will you just be another leech?

    Does one hell of a mess to clean up and having them pick up the tab count?

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