Slashdot Mirror


User: whatajoke

whatajoke's activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
80
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 80

  1. Re:That's only the OpenCL stuff, right? on AMD To Open-Source Its Linux Execution & Compilation Stack · · Score: 2

    I didn't see any mention of opening the 3D graphics drivers or video acceleration.

    AMD GPU have had open specifications for a long time now. The OpenCL backend based on llvm was recently committed by an AMD developer. Phoronix has been tracking these developments rather well. http://www.phoronix.com/scan.php?page=news_item&px=MTA5MTk

    This LLVM back-end for R600g has been one of the items that AMD's open-source team has been working on for several months. In early December was when the R600g LLVM back-end was published. This LLVM implementation is needed for OpenCL on Radeon hardware, among other purposes.

  2. A Scanner Darkly on Social Media a Threat To Undercover Cops · · Score: 1

    "Now, you will notice," the Lions Club host said, "that you can barely see this individual, who is seated directly to my right, because he is wearing what is called a scramble suit, which is the exact same suit he wears--and in fact must wear--during certain parts, in fact most, of his daily activities of law enforcement. Later he will explain why."
    The audience, which mirrored the qualities of the host in every possible way, regarded the individual in his scramble suit.
    "This man," the host declared, "whom we will call Fred, because this is the code name under which he reports the information he gathers, once within the scramble suit, cannot be identified by voice, or by even technological voiceprint, or by appearance. He looks, does he not, like a vague blur and nothing more? Am I right?" He let loose a great smile. His audience, appreciating that this was indeed funny, did a little smiling on their own.

  3. Re:Intersting patterns in the glass on Astronomers Develop Method For Detecting Faint Exoplanets · · Score: 1
    From chapter 2 of call of cthulhu :

    They worshipped, so they said, the Great Old Ones who lived ages before there were any men, and who came to the young world out of the sky.

  4. Re:Remain Calm! on Iran Opens Its First Nuclear Power Plant · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I mean, we could always trust the Russians to work in our best interests. Also, they were never sneaky about anything. Always truthful and honest, them Russians.

    WTF? What retarded country do you belong to? Russians recently defended a massacre in south Ossetia by a US backed puppet Georgian government.

    And Iran only threatened to wipe The West off the map, starting with Israel, with any means at their disposal. And that they could make a nuclear bomb if they wanted to, because it was a right granted to them from Allah.

    US and UK are directly responsible for sabotaging a democratic coutry's chosen government. They actually wiped out an entire nation's will to govern itself.

    Not to mention that they're playing the North Korean game of "let's talk" / "we're not talking to you anymore" / "let's talk" / "we're not talking to you anymore" with the UN. Remember what North Korea has now after a few years of that? Ah, yes, The Bomb.

    Brazil got results out of Iran with no more than a week of negotiation. And then USA still kept rattling the sword over the deal. Yeah, that is exactly like North Korea.

    And all this in the hands of a fanatic regime, intent on spreading Islam through force, feared and hated even by most other Islamic nations, all the while being one of the most horrible human-rights violators of our time.

    China commits far more human rights violations. Guess which one the MSM mentions the most.

    But there's nothing to fear. They're not after the bomb. They say they are, but there's nothing to worry about. It's just a nuclear power plant.

    Fine, please disarm the only country in history of mankind to have used the nuclear bomb on civilian population, and actually considered using it again during the Korean war.

  5. Re:It's just a toy on Gestures With Multitouch In Ubuntu 10.10 · · Score: 1

    Done. It rocks. Sorry for offtopic post though.

  6. Re:It's just a toy on Gestures With Multitouch In Ubuntu 10.10 · · Score: 1

    On an N900 with a proper physical keyboard, you're in good shape after several hours of typing.

    I have a n900. I can heartily affirm that its keyboard is just made for common lisp + emacs. C/C++ have many special characters for which you have to pop up a virtual keyboard. But common lisp has all needed characters in just the right place in n900's keyboard. Only the quasi quote charater is missing, which is a small tradeoff to make for programming while walking around the house. Offsets the sedentary lifestyle a little.

  7. Re:documenting it on http://en.swpat.org on Oracle Sues Google For Infringing Java Patents · · Score: 1

    This is pure FUD.
    Nokia n900 has the complete openjdk available on it. You can use it without paying or licensing Sun/Oracle.

  8. Re:More outsourcing... on Obama Wants Allies To Go After WikiLeaks · · Score: 1

    And then pakistanis hand off 10 small nuclear bombs and all tech to make more to the said taliban + ISI.

  9. This belongs in the apple section. on How Star Trek Artists Imagined the iPad... 23 Years Later · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I haven't removed apple section from my preferences to see the shitfest spreading into other sections. Please keep apple stories in Apple section.

  10. For all those quibbling about lift capacity ... on Abandon Earth Or Die, Warns Hawking · · Score: 2, Informative

    Check out Project orion
    I am sure it can be made even more risk free in terms of radiation spread ( which is already very small), and it absolutely can get us to mars or launch heavy stuff for constructing O'Neil cylinders. And with a large enough space vehicle/station, asteriod belt can practically provide all the material we need for making more orion crafts.

  11. Re:Die. on Abandon Earth Or Die, Warns Hawking · · Score: 1

    What's wrong with dying? We all do it sooner or later as individuals. Why should the race last forever?

    There is his called reproduction that you seem to be unaware of. Ask any parent, and they will tell you that a part of them lives on through their children. It is very common to find mannerisms and body language being passed down from parent to child.

  12. Re:I submit this possibility on Abandon Earth Or Die, Warns Hawking · · Score: 3, Funny

    What if Earth isn't the first human colony, and these disasters have merely wiped out the evidence of our migration...

    I am more comfortable being a descendant of some ape, than a bunch of hairdressers or telephone cleaners.

  13. Re:Too late to call this "evolutionary": on Artificial Life Forms Evolve Basic Memory, Strategy · · Score: 3, Informative

    Was it Karl Sims? Specifically this work

  14. Re:We are at war on Tor Developer Detained At US Border, Pressed On Wikileaks · · Score: 1

    If you are an american, then osama bin laden has succeeded beyond his wildest dreams.

  15. Re:Too Slow, Slashdot on US Gov't Orders 73,000 Private Websites Offline · · Score: 1

    The authorities ordered BurstNet to take the server offline for what appeared to be very, very serious violations.

    Does it mean that authorities had a warrant from a judge? If they did, then I don't see what the hullo bullo is about. If they did not have a warrant and still were able to shut down the web site, then democracy in USA is screwed.

  16. Re:Not a new trick on Hollywood Accounting — How Harry Potter Loses Money · · Score: 1

    Replying to undo funny moderation :|

  17. Re:Hypocrasy on A Look Back At Bombing the Van Allen Belts · · Score: 1

    The US nuclear arsenal has an unbelievable amount of safeguards and fail-safes - procedural, physical, and technical.

    Really?
    The Strategic Air Command (SAC) in Omaha quietly decided to set the “locks” to all zeros in order to circumvent this safeguard. During the early to mid-1970s, during my stint as a Minuteman launch officer, they still had not been changed. Our launch checklist in fact instructed us, the firing crew, to double-check the locking panel in our underground launch bunker to ensure that no digits other than zero had been inadvertently dialed into the panel. SAC remained far less concerned about unauthorized launches than about the potential of these safeguards to interfere with the implementation of wartime launch orders. And so the “secret unlock code” during the height of the nuclear crises of the Cold War remained constant at OOOOOOOO.
    From here

  18. Re:Hypocrasy on A Look Back At Bombing the Van Allen Belts · · Score: 1

    The Bush administration was played like a fiddle by Al Qaeda.

    No. Both Bush administration and Al qaeda played americans like a fiddle.

  19. Re:Hypocrasy on A Look Back At Bombing the Van Allen Belts · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Manifest destiny is probably to blame here. Until americans do not get rid of their self-righteous crusadic attitude, it is difficult that they will realize how other countries see them.
    Other countries make horrible mistakes too, like war. But members of public against these mistakes are not condemned as unpatriotic, or anti-national. Just look at how the movie Green Zone was branded unamerican. I don't know how americans starring in the movie must have felt about that insult. I would have been furious enough to rip somebody's head off on being called anti-naional.

  20. Re:Really? on Google Has Android Remote App Install Power, Too · · Score: 1

    Nokia phones do not have this "american feature".
    And I am happy with that.

  21. Re:TFA wasn't clear on Will Adobe Sue Apple Over Flash? · · Score: 1

    He still misses you.

  22. Re:Not that hard to believe... on Security Industry Faces Attacks It Can't Stop · · Score: 1

    Ethical conflict? Jesus what are you, Canadian?

    As a matter of fact, I am Canadian...

    bummer...

  23. Re:We'd be happy to help on A Sad Day For the New Zealand Internet · · Score: 1

    We promise to bring you the same great internet service that we have in the USA. If you haven't experienced dial up before you're in for a treat!

    NZers will gladly exchange their internet access for yours. Try 50$ with 10G cap.

  24. Re:Not so far from Greece on Stone Tools Found On Crete Push Back Humans' Maritime History · · Score: 5, Insightful

    an undiscovered Greek sea-faring civilization engaging in island-hopping trade among islands within sight of each other than a mysterious African tribe that suddenly invented the boat to colonize the island
    Still not comfortable with our African ancestry I see.

  25. Re:Let the Name Confusion BEGIN! on Opera Open Sources Dragonfly · · Score: 1

    +1 insightful

    Where is the "drunk like a llama" mod option?