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Gamer Plays Doom For the First Time

sfraggle writes "Kotaku has an interesting review of Doom (the original!) by Stephen Totilo, a gamer and FPS player who, until a few days ago, had gone through the game's 17-year history without playing it. He describes some of his first impressions, the surprises that he encountered, and how the game compares to modern FPSes. Quoting: 'Virtual shotgun armed, I was finally going to play Doom for real. A second later, I understood the allure the video game weapon has had. In Doom the shotgun feels mighty, at least partially I believe because they make first-timers like me wait for it. The creators make us sweat until we have it in hand. But once we have the shotgun, its big shots and its slow, fetishized reload are the floored-accelerator-pedal stuff of macho fantasy. The shotgun is, in all senses, instant puberty, which is to say, delicately, that to obtain it is to have the assumed added potency that a boy believes a man possesses vis a vis a world on which he'd like to have some impact. The shotgun is the punch in the face the once-scrawny boy on the beach gives the bully when he returns a muscled linebacker.'"

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  1. It's not as bad as it looks by pathological+liar · · Score: 3, Informative

    Some of the writing is godawful:

    I'd not played a shooter that looks like Doom. I'd not one that presented each of its figures as a stack of pixels rendered at the fever-dream intersection of real and colorful, relevant abstract. Be it dirt, blood, hair or the barrel of a gun, everything I saw was a block. Each block was a tile of a nightmare mosaic.

    ... the part that immediately follows is interesting though. There are some good bits.

  2. Re:in fact I wish I could find a way to by Iceykitsune · · Score: 3, Informative

    Skulltag ZDaemon GZDoom Doom Legacy Doomsday

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  3. Re:Summary Follows: by w0mprat · · Score: 2, Informative

    He missed the BFG 9000! Along with many other landmark innovations in Doom that set the benchmark for FPSes ever since.

    Winds me up as much as noobs who think film started with Tarantino.

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  4. Re:Sounds pseudo-intellectual to me. by WitnessForTheOffense · · Score: 3, Informative

    Mod parent as: WTF are you talking about?!?

  5. Re:mmmmm by crwl · · Score: 4, Informative

    Did you ever try Ultima Underworld? It was released *before* Wolf3D and was in many ways more advanced than Doom was. (Sloped ceilings and floors, up/down looking, jumping, water you could swim in, a physics model for throwing items, etc, etc)

    Admitted, it's not an FPS but a first-person role playing game, but still - a game that really was years ahead of its time. And not only technologically.

  6. Re:Sounds pseudo-intellectual to me. by dadioflex · · Score: 2, Informative

    Sounds pseudo-intellectual to me

    You're unfamiliar with the new game journalism, eh?

  7. Re:Nice by bronney · · Score: 2, Informative

    Just wait till you see Doom 2. 7x 720k floppy disks? No game after Doom come close in making a truly awesome rocket launcher, imo.

  8. Re:Sounds pseudo-intellectual to me. by DarkIye · · Score: 2, Informative
    Allow me to translate.

    You would know. Their 'waifu' are those stupid lolicon pillows.

    http://www.geekologie.com/2009/07/29/2D-love.jpg

    Doom? Is that supposed the old stupid game with the rickroll boom box?!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aJjMOy-Ops

    and the blue tails runnin thru map01 firing shotguns since tails are foxes are the best, on the multiplayer geting a DOUBLE KILLS and role play with MAH BOIS etc.

    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Doom http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/LINK_MAH_BOIIIII

    Doom's image has been tarnished plenty by these kinds of newbies these days. They no longer understand its contextual relevance and its significance.

    http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Shit_Nobody_Cares_About

  9. Re:Did they use a Monster card? by ZeroExistenZ · · Score: 2, Informative

    Long live 3dfx.

    3dfx is dead.

    They've gone bankrupt since 2000

    But I share your sentiments, once I got my Voodoo Banshee card and got some extra RAM in my Pentium I was king on earth.

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  10. Re:"The shotgun is mighty" by Nimey · · Score: 2, Informative

    You mean GZdoom, not Zdoom - G is the one with 3d acceleration and OpenGL stuff.

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  11. Re:17 years? OMG!!! by pak9rabid · · Score: 3, Informative

    Awesome indeed. What was even more awesome is when Smashing Pumpkins included Doom sound samples into their song "Where Boys Fear to Tread" as a nod to this joke.