Girl Quits On Dry Erase Board a Hoax
suraj.sun writes "It's the same old story: young woman quits, uses dry erase board and series of pictures to let entire office know the boss is a sexist pig, exposes his love of playing FarmVille during work hours." Story seem too good to be true? It probably is, at least according to writer Peter Kafka. Even so, Jay Leno and Good Morning America have already reached out to "Jenny."
Leno is a short insecure chin-knife. Nobody cares about him, not even his mother.
If it makes you feel better: I have no problem believing that your penis super-duper-fabulously gay, and I congratulate you on having the courage to tell everyone about it... it takes a big, burly, hairy, leather-clad man to tell the world something that personal and socially stigmatized.
You're welcome.
Try not to take me more seriously than I take myself.
I posted this story yesterday and it was rejected. Interesting how I get MOST of my story submissions rejected, but later duplicated submissions by other posters get published, even though it is against Slashdot rules to accept duplicate story submissions.
And it's a FAKE story (as posted by the hoaxsters). Too bad for the worthless editorial board at Slashdot.
Oh, and the stories that do get accepted by me get editorialized (i.e. the Slashdot editors only publicly acknowledge that I supplied them with a link, otherwise they completely re-write the submission with their poor English and verbal communication skills). Or maybe I'm just an idiot?
To summarize:
1) breaking (idle) "news" story gets submitted and rejected.
2) next day, hoax is confirmed, and story gets accepted as a (likely) true story.
Oh, and BTW, even though the story was proclaimed to be a hoax, it is actually true, only the names, faces and particular circumstances have changed; the same bullshit actually happens at most workplaces.
- Signed,
AWM (Angry White Man)