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First 3-D IMAX Porn Movie Made In Hong Kong
tekgoblin writes "Christopher Sun of Hong Kong is directing a new porn movie that will actually be in 3-D. The movie is being called 3-D Sex & Zen: Extreme Ecstasy and will be the first 3-D IMAX porn movie. From the article: 'First out of the gates, the soft porn Hong Kong film comes as the stricken industry, hit hard by free Internet porn in recent years, turns to 3-D as a potential money-spinner, following on from the success of Hollywood blockbusters such as James Cameron's Avatar.'"
Money shot in 3D?!?!?!
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
Really, did anyone not see this one cumming?
If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
"Cumming to a theater near you!!!!"
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
It would have been out sooner, but they had to clean their lenses a lot.
Pee-Wee Herman?
If you went to see this, you'd want to be very, very sure that the inevitable blast directed at the audience from a male performer actually arrived from the expected direction.
I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.
Asian chicks dude. Honestly with 2d chests how is anyone going to realize the film is 3d?
"I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
Why, because we use our technological advances to feed our more primal desires? Been that way for thousands of years. We are still here......
Good joke: Why did man first walk upright? A: To free his hands for masturbation.
I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
I prefer to go into city porn theaters. I take one of those 'super soaker' type water guns and fill it with white hand lotion (I prefer Jergens). I sit in the back and start 'shooting my load', as it were, all over the crowd. Oddly, very few of them seem to mind.
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Duck!
"You'll get nothing, and you'll like it!"
I double-dog-dare you to diagram the last sentence of that post.
Eloi are stupid, throw morlocks at them!
Pics or it didn't happen.
You mean watching someone else in a stalker-like fashion with binoculars while hiding in their bushes?
So that's why HD DVD was such a smashing success and killed off Blu-Ray? Oh wait...
The penis is the most erotic part of asian chicks
Jesus, taking the family out to porn just isn't the same as it used to be.
Got to pay for parking $10, 2x Adult tickets at $25 and 2x Kids $15 tickets + $5 x 4 for 3D! Then the wife and kids are going to want popcorn and candy. That's another $40.
What started as just a nice night out to watch some porn with the family ends up costing $150. No wonder the theatrical porn industry is dieing. Who has that kind of money?