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First 3-D IMAX Porn Movie Made In Hong Kong
tekgoblin writes "Christopher Sun of Hong Kong is directing a new porn movie that will actually be in 3-D. The movie is being called 3-D Sex & Zen: Extreme Ecstasy and will be the first 3-D IMAX porn movie. From the article: 'First out of the gates, the soft porn Hong Kong film comes as the stricken industry, hit hard by free Internet porn in recent years, turns to 3-D as a potential money-spinner, following on from the success of Hollywood blockbusters such as James Cameron's Avatar.'"
I thought the "appeal" in that disappeared when the VCR was invented.....
I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
Money shot in 3D?!?!?!
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
Really, did anyone not see this one cumming?
If telephones are outlawed, then only outlaws will have telephones.
"Cumming to a theater near you!!!!"
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.........
If you went to see this, you'd want to be very, very sure that the inevitable blast directed at the audience from a male performer actually arrived from the expected direction.
I've calculated my velocity with such exquisite precision that I have no idea where I am.
Asian chicks dude. Honestly with 2d chests how is anyone going to realize the film is 3d?
"I use a Mac because I'm just better than you are."
Why, because we use our technological advances to feed our more primal desires? Been that way for thousands of years. We are still here......
Good joke: Why did man first walk upright? A: To free his hands for masturbation.
I want peace on earth and goodwill toward man.
We are the United States Government! We don't do that sort of thing.
This is not the first 3D porn movie. I have several porn movies in 3D that predate this by years.
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I prefer to go into city porn theaters. I take one of those 'super soaker' type water guns and fill it with white hand lotion (I prefer Jergens). I sit in the back and start 'shooting my load', as it were, all over the crowd. Oddly, very few of them seem to mind.
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Duck!
"You'll get nothing, and you'll like it!"
I double-dog-dare you to diagram the last sentence of that post.
Eloi are stupid, throw morlocks at them!
Are you sure it was porn and not the fact that VHS could fit an entire feature film on one tape and Betamax could not?
Also, porn backed HD-DVD and some how blu-ray won.
You mean watching someone else in a stalker-like fashion with binoculars while hiding in their bushes?
This rumor has been debunked several times, if you do a Google search you will find a lot of stories explaining why it's not true. Not only was porn actually available on Betamax (as this pervert demonstrates), but the war was mainly over tape length. Everyone had super-small TVs back then anyway, so quality of the tape didn't matter much, it still looked like garbage on the screen (by today's standards). This was doubly true if you were recording something off the air.
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Jesus, taking the family out to porn just isn't the same as it used to be.
Got to pay for parking $10, 2x Adult tickets at $25 and 2x Kids $15 tickets + $5 x 4 for 3D! Then the wife and kids are going to want popcorn and candy. That's another $40.
What started as just a nice night out to watch some porn with the family ends up costing $150. No wonder the theatrical porn industry is dieing. Who has that kind of money?
Soft porn has no use at all, except maybe to pretend to be porn where real porn doesn't or can't exist.
Apparently, the sad sad creature that you are, you can only be turned on by, what, close-up shots of vulvas and fake tits?
Because if you pay for a meal you actually get the food. Pay for porn and you don't actually get the sex. It's more like paying to watch other people eating.
Can't you think of a car analogy instead?
It's more like paying to watch other people eating.
You realize this is incredibly popular. Cooking shows have been popular for a long time. Food Network is very successful. A show like Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives is not much more than watching a guy eat tons of food and talk about how wonderful it is. If that doesn't fit the analogy perfectly, I don't know what does.
We are hard-wired to love the Four Fs. Feeding, fleeing, fighting, and fucking. And we are more than happy to watch video of all of them.
I've yet to see softcore porn of midget clowns on 7ft women, so I'll stick to hardcore thanks.
I double-dog-dare you to diagram the last sentence of that post.
OK:
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(bonus: the software I usually use for sentence diagramming misparsed it:
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Which is a rather amusing interpretation.
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