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Google's CEO Warns Kids Will Have to Change Names to Escape "Cyber Past"

Google's Eric Schmidt says that people's private lives are so well documented now that the young will have to change their names when reaching adulthood to avoid their youthful indiscretions. In an interview with the Wall Street Journal Schmidt says: "I don't believe society understands what happens when everything is available, knowable and recorded by everyone all the time." A fresh start from the stupid things you did as a kid seems like a good thing. Now we just need a way to get rid of the dreaded family photo album.

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  1. Either that by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... or we'll collectively learn that throwing rocks in the neighbour's window is NOT a life-tainting event that will destroy your life forever? Criminal records are, in theory, forever, and even killers get to move on when their sentences are done.

    1. Re:Either that by Smidge204 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      even killers get to move on when their sentences are done.

      Sex offenders... not so much.
      =Smidge=

    2. Re:Either that by butterflysrage · · Score: 4, Insightful

      but, but, but.... that guy applying for a job said something mean 20 years ago! We can't hire him, what if he is the same as he was when he was seven years old? Our company can't take that chance!

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    3. Re:Either that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Agreed. There's one great, big collective stick up our asses about kids being kids and doing stupid shit and/or just having fun. To hell with changing their names, how about the rest of us just grow the fuck up?

    4. Re:Either that by aliddell · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Seems more likely that getting smarter about hiding things is the way to go - as unlikely as that seems, it's far more likely than an end to people digging up dirt and blowing it out of proportion. Besides, kids can hide stuff pretty well. If you got caught as a kid, you were doing it wrong.

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    5. Re:Either that by xaxa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When I did a summer job (age 20) my older colleagues occasionally asked me "had a good night out last night did you? ;-) ;-)". Generally when I was clearly struggling to stay awake, or the time I turned up to work still drunk.

      Four years later, and some of the placement students at work have added me to Facebook. Sometimes I can see they've had a good night out even before they've got home from it, let alone got in to work, but it's no different really.

      I'm sure we'll just learn to ignore it, and consider it normal. I'd rather work with someone who has a Facebook page full of comments, a selection of interests and some drunk pictures than the antisocial guy with no life.

    6. Re:Either that by Nadaka · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I am going to have to interject here.

      Back in the day, you do something stupid and brag to your friends about it in person. Now kids are bragging about doing stupid things on facebook, myspace and twitter. Not only do hundreds or thousands more people know about it, but a record of it exists for all time.

      Another problem is facebook and other people tagging you in their pictures. You don't even need to have a facebook account and you can be unknowingly leaking information to facebook that could make you unemployable in the future.

    7. Re:Either that by Vancorps · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I second that, I never understand why normal behaviour is considered taboo. Going out drinking and having fun with friends is something most all of us do from time to time. Why would you not hire someone because they get drunk in their off times? Wouldn't their performance and history of performance be a lot more important? This is the same reason I don't like drug testing. If it tested whether the person had done it that day it wouldn't be so bad, but it's anytime in the last two weeks to 21 years depending on the test. That's completely pointless and says nothing about the reliability of the person.

      I'm not sure when it became okay for businesses to inspect every aspect of your life, if only politicians were held to such scrutiny.

    8. Re:Either that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yeah, it'd be better if they just killed their victims.

    9. Re:Either that by ovu · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Not to mention that emerging facial recognition features in photo sharing sites will render name changes an exercise in futility. Society's going to be forced to loosen up.

    10. Re:Either that by Delarth799 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Nah, thats too easy and simple. We need some long drawn out and complex solution of sorts, with a cool name and light effects of course. Perhaps some type of name changing time machine like the Past-Name Evisceration Machine 9X

    11. Re:Either that by epp_b · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'd rather work with someone who has a Facebook page full of comments, a selection of interests and some drunk pictures than the antisocial guy with no life.

      Darn. That's me :(

    12. Re:Either that by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Sex offenders... not so much.

      You have to remember that in an insane society ruled by religious wackos whose mental disease revolves around fighting "sin" killing is a far, far, far, lesser crime than all things sex-related.

      You see killing is a forgivable sin (after all you can't have religious wars without killing and the "holy book" of the month is full of mass murder in the name of spreading the lunacy) but controlling sex resides deeply at the very core of the warped, hateful, controlling, jealous egos of the zealots.

      It is no coincidence that the ravings on the subject of "morality" coming from the Taliban officials and US "born again" politicos are so similar.

    13. Re:Either that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Or Felons, You get popped for any small infraction, (It's amazing what is a felony these days.) and you are screwed for a very long time after your sentence is over, and for some things, forever.

      I did 8 months for firecrackers (That weren't actually illegal, but the lying feds convinced a jury that they were.) because I pissed of a sheriff who stood by and let some children die (Sheriff Stone of Columbine) and ten years later, I still can't get a decent job, and I will never again work in the two fields I'm best at. Computer Security and Firearms training. and in many states, can't even vote for change or reform, or ever hold public office. All because I stood up for what was right.

      So much for getting to move on...

    14. Re:Either that by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2, Funny

      When we're all unemployable we'll all be unemployeed.

      Does that mean there will be more people posting on /. ?? Ugh, here comes the eight-digit ID's

    15. Re:Either that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      Why would you not hire someone because they get drunk in their off times? Wouldn't their performance and history of performance be a lot more important?.

      Here's what one *VERY LARGE* employer has to say about why you wouldn't hire someone because they get drunk in their off times:

      APPLICABLE ADJUDICATIVE GUIDELINES

      GUIDELINE G: ALCOHOL CONSUMPTION

      Paragraph 21. The Concern. Excessive alcohol consumption often leads to the exercise of questionable judgment or the failure to control impulses, and can raise questions about an individual's reliability and trustworthiness.

    16. Re:Either that by tacarat · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Unfortunately the label is occasionally applied too broadly and in ways that probably weren't intended. Even if the charges and label get cleared, the financial costs would be great and the damage to one's reputation may not be repairable. It's hard enough to find people that RTFA, much less the follow up stories.

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    17. Re:Either that by memyselfandeye · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ...and that once you know everybody's peculiar habits, it doesn't really matter anymore. Telling this generation to stop what they're doing or your future life will be over before it starts because of facebook status updates is something similar to tilting at drug induced windmills while riding a flying elephant. This generation will eventually be in charge, and they just aren't going to care.

      So long as Mary comes to work on time, and Billy doesn't steal company secrets, nobody will give a fart if they like to party together and play "games." IMHO, they are probably going to bring about a level of independence greater than the sexual revolution of the 70s. Quite frankly, in 30 years, your dirty little secrets just aren't going to matter in a world where all skeletons are a simple Boolean search away. Imagine political elections about something other than who slept with who, or didn't sleep with who? Where frivolous issues don't blot the news about the latest teeny-bopper to have some kind of personal and embarrassing crisis?

      Why do I say this? Simple, experience. Anybody whose done confidential-type work and needed a clearance knows full well that the whole process is designed to discover your secrets so nothing your/their enemies come up with can be used to turn you. For example, if you used to sell drugs and like to wear ladies underwear, the FEDs want you to know that they know, so now you have no reason to try and hide that secret. Well, if we got not secrets, you can't exactly be embarrassed and used... society can finally move on!

    18. Re:Either that by Abstrackt · · Score: 4, Interesting

      So you're saying that people who've been victims of sex crimes would be better off if they committed suicide?

      I think AC is saying that it would be better for the sex offender if they killed their victims, not that the victims killed themselves. From the sex offender's perspective anyway.

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    19. Re:Either that by IgnoramusMaximus · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have never seen a more fitting username

      I notice that your reply is somewhat short on alternative explanations of why "sex crimes" are treated in all the supposedly science-based and "rational" Western democracies as far more serious offenses than killing or armed robbery, and why the same is true for Islamic theocracies....

    20. Re:Either that by Chibinium · · Score: 5, Insightful

      A society that has forgotten to forgive will hold a grudge against itself forever.

    21. Re:Either that by Randseed · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yeah. The ones who actually knowingly committed a sex crime. Not those who went to a prostitute, urinated behind a tree in a park, got accused of something with no proof except some ten year old saying so, people named as rapists by some teenage girl who got caught by her father at a party she wasn't supposed to be at, naked and covered in two guys' semen, and made up the story to try and get out of trouble (true story), had sex with their 16 year old girlfriend when they were 18, had sex with some 16 year old in a club that she used fake ID to get into, and any of the rest of that crap. Unfortunately, with crap like 's Law it's just a profit-making, life-destroying industry that the government has created so that politicians can get votes.

    22. Re:Either that by Randseed · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yep. A prominent pediatric neurosurgeon killed himself down here a number of years ago after he got in an argument with someone and they made a malicious report of child porn to the authorities. They searched his place and found nothing, but as a result his life was destroyed. His career was over. His family life was ruined.

      He hung himself in a closet.

    23. Re:Either that by Lumpy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      usually demanded by sexually depraved individuals. The most anti-sex people are at their core highly perverted.

      Honestly EVERYTHING commanded by any religion about sex is only there to control the population.

      "God HATES you for masturbating..." What a fucking horrible thing to say to a child, yet it is said daily in almost every single house of worship across this planet. (I know there are some relatively less twisted religions out there, but they are not common). Humans by NATURE are sexual beings. It's by the warping of the human mind and abuse we make people afraid of sex or even hate sex. Sexual abuse, Emotional Abuse, plain old teaching kids lies, manipulation, etc....

      If ANY religion teaches hate, then it is not real, It's nothing but made up by man, designed only for the control others through shame and coercion.

      I'm certain I'll be modded into oblivion as I'm speaking out against religion. Disclaimer: I am a Christian, and I utterly despise the fear, uncertainty and doubt that other Christians preach.

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    24. Re:Either that by Abstrackt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I'll take the antisocial guy. Then again, I'm the IT manager for my company and I know how to spot the good geeks when I see them. I'd rather have the guy who sits at home and does productive things in his spare time than the frat boy who loves to go out and party.

      I'd rather have the guy I know can perform at work regardless of what happens in his personal life. If my best employee wants to go out drinking every night he can, as long as he can do what's expected of him in the morning.

      My company hires many people with criminal records (read: almost unemployable) and our policy is simply that your personal life doesn't follow you to work. What I find interesting is that you get a good team dynamic because so many of them have that common experience to rely on and they're motivated to work because they want a good reference.

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    25. Re:Either that by operagost · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You're making a scapegoat of religion-- and what religion I don't know, because you seem to assume that all religions have the same values. The fact is, laws are made by both the religious and nonreligious. Both the people and their elected representatives are complicit when rights are violated. Your vague "religion" that values modesty over peace is merely a straw man you've constructed to distract us from the problem and allow us to recuse ourselves from it.

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    26. Re:Either that by cowscows · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Enough of us do it that if you decide to make it a threshold for which you won't employ someone, you're going to have a hard time finding employees.

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    27. Re:Either that by postbigbang · · Score: 4, Funny

      Modded? No. But tonight, a search engine harvester is coming here. Your link will be cross associated with your other citations. The SE will make a note of that for later correlation.

      And when Jesus comes back, the first place he's going to is Google to find out who's gonna get a big smite. That's what Schmidt's saying. Eric will make a little query, and the shit's gonna fly in YOUR direction, heathen.

      Oh, wait....

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    28. Re:Either that by Courageous · · Score: 4, Insightful

      He knows that. He's being figurative. You, however, aren't getting the message. Because while it is not literally true, the sentiment is entirely true.

    29. Re:Either that by amRadioHed · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I just have to point out, the response that you'd rather have bad thing X happen to you then bad thing Y happen to your children says nothing about the relative badness of X and Y. It just says you'd rather have bad things happen to you then to your children.

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    30. Re:Either that by HungryHobo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      different scales,

      "be murdered"
      vs
      "rape my children"

      It's normal for people to add weight to harm to their offspring vs harm to themselves.

      but if you want to compare crimes to make the scales make sense then use the same victims.

      So it should be

      "kill my children"
      vs
      "rape my children"

    31. Re:Either that by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd rather work with someone who has a Facebook page full of comments, a selection of interests and some drunk pictures than the antisocial guy with no life.

      At the screening committee meeting: "Yes, Bob did graduate top of his class at MIT, but we know for a fact that Alice has been known to have a few beers and take her top off."

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    32. Re:Either that by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You fail to address why you prefer the person that pee'ed in the bushes at night cuz he had to go deserves having his life destroyed, and if you would prefer that person put away while the same murderer comes to visit your house...

      I fail to address that because I don't prefer that.

      Our "sex crime" category is much too broad, but that doesn't mean the ideas around it aren't valid in some cases.

    33. Re:Either that by bjk002 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      ... or we will have the apocalyptic end so many seem to desire.

      The zealots will refuse to "loosen up", and the rest of us will refuse to be zealots.

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    34. Re:Either that by wwahammy · · Score: 2, Informative

      >

      All things being equal, do you go with the qualified guy who has all his (admittedly harmless) childhood pranks documented on Facebook, or one of the ten other equally qualified candidates who don't?

      Neither, I actually do valuable research, I'm a good manager.

    35. Re:Either that by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Fair point. Consider me amended to "I'd rather be robbed than raped."

    36. Re:Either that by c6gunner · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's there because it's an effective way to fill the pews. It goes something like this:

      1. Make people ashamed of something that we all do.
      2. Tell them that Magic Man is going to punish them if they don't repent.
      3. Pass the collection plate.
      4. Profit!

      No "????" required.

    37. Re:Either that by gorzek · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I can't believe how many people are misinterpreting the GP's post.

      If the penalty for a sex crime is death, or even "just" some kind of obscene torture, you create a perverse incentive to not leave a witness--in short, you are better off killing your victim since the penalty is going to be the same, and at least with a dead victim you have a better chance of getting away with it.

    38. Re:Either that by fortyonejb · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is probably a landmine, but the church I grew up in actually had a different take on masturbation. It seemed a little silly at the time, but I kind of see the theology behind it a little bit more now. And yes, this was an everyday run of the mill protestant church.

      The teaching was that masturbation is not a sin, but if you do it will viewing pornography, then the pornography is akin to fornication. Their logic was that masturbation while not viewing sinful material was fine.

      Of course that takes all the fun out of it, but at least that seems a more plausible explanation to me.

    39. Re:Either that by vlm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      When we're all unemployable we'll all be unemployeed.

      Except for the scammers.

      Higher requirements are always better, right? Lets have HR request 10 years of windows 2008 experience, 25 years of linux kernel development experience, and willing to work 160 hour weeks for $8/hr w/ no benefits. How could we strike out when we're only getting the absolute cream of the crop?

      The dumb con artists get weeded out, at great expense to the company, the smart con artists end up as execs, also at great expense to the company.

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    40. Re:Either that by davev2.0 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Who would you rather have living next to you, the guy who did a home invasion and beat the crap out of a family, or the guy who is a convicted sex offender because when he was 24 he had sex with a willing 16yo and her parents pressed charges?

      By the way, in some places "sex offender" also includes those convicted of solicitation, prostitution, and/or lewd and lascivious behavior, which could include sex in one's vehicle.

    41. Re:Either that by IICV · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know why this happens? Because the prosecuting attorney isn't paid to be lenient, and the defending attorney isn't paid to get an acquittal. They both benefit most when the defendant just pleads guilty; the prosecution can then campaign next year about how he's "tough on crime" and has sentenced "hundreds of criminals", and the defense can go home early (or spend more time with his other, more winnable cases).

      Our current court system is set up so that all the glory and all the benefit comes from successfully prosecuting someone; we don't care any more about defending the innocent, we just want to punish those believed to be guilty.

    42. Re:Either that by I'm+not+really+here · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Amen. First, your comment about how horrible it is to tell a child that God hates them for any reason is spot on. Second, I am so glad that there is another Christian that understands that Sex is a beautiful gift from God and is something to be reveled in (of course I believe that for numerous sociological reasons, in addition to common sense and biblical teaching, it is best when between two consenting married adults who have had no others, and has negative consequences when done outside of a solid marriage relationship... With no one to compare to, your significant other is the best for you for now and for always!).
       
      Christ was all about love and Paul was all about loving one another, serving one another, and marriage (though he honestly points out that marriage can be a distraction for many in the ministry, and he's right, it does distract, but for most people, that trade off is worth it).
       
      Christians need to realize that teaching fear of sex to children is creating maladjusted sexual beings who will never fully be able to enjoy guilt free sex with their spouse.
       
      Oh, and let's get rid of that ancient (and wrong) notion that Men should dominate women in the marriage, please? "Wives, submit to your own husbands, as to the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife even as Christ is the head of the church, his body, and is himself its Savior. Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit in everything to their husbands.

      Husbands, love your wives, as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her, that he might sanctify her, having cleansed her by the washing of water with the word, so that he might present the church to himself in splendor, without spot or wrinkle or any such thing, that she might be holy and without blemish." Ephesians 5:22.
       
      So the wife should treat her husband as the church treats Christ, with respect, awe, adoration, and love, but be careful all you guys who say "aha!" because the men are then told that in marriage the husband is to love his wife as Christ loved the church and give himself up for her. Men, our wives are expected to respect, love, and adore us, but in return, we are to sacrifice everything (even if it means death) to show our wives love. Now that's religion that is good for the soul, and that's the foundation of a good marriage, a solid community, and a good life.

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    43. Re:Either that by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The fact is, laws are made by both the religious and nonreligious.

      In the US, not really. At the federal level nearly 100% of our representatives are either Christian or Jewish; the same is true to a somewhat lesser extent at the state and even local levels.

    44. Re:Either that by element-o.p. · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You have to remember that in an insane society...

      Agreed...

      ...ruled by religious wackos...

      There are whackos of every stripe, religious and otherwise, in positions of power around the world. Unfortunately, religion is a tool that is often abused by those who seek power. Also unfortunately, there are plenty of people who are willing to surrender their good judgment to someone who wears a certain label, but that applies equally to religion, politics, patriotism, etc. Pointing out just the religious whackos, while ignoring the others, is simply prejudice.

      ...whose mental disease revolves around fighting "sin"...

      First, I'm assuming that this is where to break the sentence, since your grammar is so atrocious that you broke my English language parser...and I'm a native speaker of the language. I think, however, there was supposed to be a comma between "sin" and "killing", so on that assumption, I'll continue.

      If you really look at the big picture, most things that are frowned upon in religion tend to be bad for individuals or for society, anyway. Since I am most familiar with Judeo-Christianity, I'll give you an example from there: the ten commandments: "do not steal" -- yep, pretty tough to argue that that's a good thing regardless of your religion; likewise for "do not commit murder", "do not give false testimony against your neighbor" and"do not covet that which belongs to your neighbor". In our society, we tend to think of the commandment against adultery as being one of those antiquated, old-fashioned things, but talk to a kid who's parent's are getting divorced because of infidelity and tell me again how good adultery is. Again, it provides for a stable society.

      ...killing is a far, far, far, lesser crime than all things sex-related.

      The problem here, is that you are looking at the way we humans have screwed religion up. Again, speaking from a non-Catholic, Judeo-Christian background, that's a human invention. IIRC, Catholics *do* have a hierarchy of sins, but I've never seen that anywhere in the Bible, and not being raised in a Catholic environment, I don't know where that tradition comes from. IME, there's no infraction that get's you "damned to Hell" when another only gets you "darned to Heck" so to say that "killing is a far, far, far lesser crime than all things sex-related" is simply false. At least, as I understand it :) YMMV.

      You see killing is a forgivable sin...

      Have you ever read the texts of any of the religions you are bashing? In Christianity, at least, repentance leads to forgiveness regardless of what you've done.

      ...(after all you can't have religious wars without killing and the "holy book" of the month is full of mass murder in the name of spreading the lunacy)...

      Just because people who have rallied under a banner of religion have engaged in religious wars doesn't mean it's OK. 'Nuff said.

      ...but controlling sex resides deeply at the very core of the warped, hateful, controlling, jealous egos of the zealots.

      There's enough warped, hateful, controlling, jealous, ego-maniac zealots around, that's true, and it's a black eye for anyone who holds to any given faith. But again, that's hardly limited to the religious set. Are you going to renounce atheism because some other atheist happened to be a warped, hateful, controlling, jealous, ego-maniac, too? No? Didn't think so. Neither, then, will I renounce my faith because some of the people who have claimed to share my religion have been...flawed (I'd say they were actually manifesting the nature of the devil rather than the

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    45. Re:Either that by nelsonal · · Score: 3, Informative

      His point is likely to be, sex offenders with dead victims are less likely to get caught, and if the penalties for murder is less than that of sex offenses then the result of the stricter penalties will be an increase in sex offenders murdering their victims. Very few laws are passed with much thought about the unintended consequences of those laws, even when they're easily foreseen.

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    46. Re:Either that by NatasRevol · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not to get too far off topic, but Christianity doesn't say too much about whether or not it's a sin to have oral sex, mutual masturbation, and other things along those lines that are NOT sexual intercourse. So are they sin or not? I know the 'usual' treatment is that if it leads you into temptation, it's a sin. But some, heck most, of these things are what you want as a teenager who isn't ready to go 'all the way'. So, is getting sexual relief - without actual sex - a sin or not?

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    47. Re:Either that by hairyfeet · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Bingo! Give that man a ceeegar! It is just like how when Reagan in the 80s pushed those insane drug sentences? I had buddies that were dope dealers, guess what they did? They all bought nice big handguns because it was better to kill the cop and have the extra time to lose the drugs than it was to surrender. I bet if you looked at the survival rates for sex crimes in the 60s-80s VS now you'd find much more rapists are simply killing their victims than risking the sex offender registry and all that other crap.

      Basically all you have done is made sure the victims won't survive their attack, because if the body isn't found for a few months you won't be able to tell whether they've been raped and murder is an average of 8-15, and no registry. If I was a bad guy given those choices I doubt I would leave my victim breathing either. Remember folks, criminals are stupid, but even they are smart enough to count.

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    48. Re:Either that by HereIAmJH · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The guy could have made his point without the "colorful language". That makes the profanity superfluous and ... juvenile.

      Possibly, but not necessarily with the impact intended. Profanity is superfluous and juvenile only because you are offended by it. Maybe I find the euphemism "colorful language" a juvenile way to avoid saying a particular word. Fuck is just another word.

      There are plenty of examples of childish use of profanity online, but it is the use and not the profanity that is childish. And in my opinion the AC's use doesn't fall into that category.

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    49. Re:Either that by Duradin · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No wonder why Gandhi said that he liked Christ but did not like Christians.

      The ones most loudly proclaiming their Christianship and how strict they are in adhering to the bible are the ones who ignore the fact that what they are strictly adhering is mostly Old Covenant and what they are mostly ignoring is the New Covenant, ie, that which makes Christians, Christians.

      Do you eat shellfish? Wear clothes of mixed fibers? All that other stuff in Leviticus? Or do you just pick and choose that which makes you feel morally superior to others without causing too much inconvenience for yourself?

    50. Re:Either that by Chris+Burke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      With no one to compare to, your significant other is the best for you for now and for always!

      Um, are you sure?

      When I was a young lad programming in BASIC, I had no other languages to compare it to, but I figured out that it sucked.

      Similarly, even a virgin can be capable of figuring out that their partner is a lousy lay.

      I mean if we're using the "best because of only" logic, then isn't your SO also the worst for you now and for always? :)

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    51. Re:Either that by raddan · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think I speak for the rest of /. when I say that we wish masturbating to porn were akin to fornication. If only it were so easy!

    52. Re:Either that by V!NCENT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Figuratively speaking *sigh*

      Slashdot and empathy... God...

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    53. Re:Either that by DriedClexler · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Largely correct, but I should add that, in the language of the streetwise, a murder will still bring down a lot more heat than a rape, even when there's a living witness in the latter case. That is, they throw more resources at a case when someone's dead or gone missing than if someone comes in claiming to have undergone a horrific rape. So, more of the possible evidence proving your guilt will be found for a murder.

      This doesn't refute the general point, but it does show that the incentives don't always favor killing the victim when the sentences are equal, even assuming a purely self-interested criminal.

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    54. Re:Either that by X0563511 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Whereas I would much rather being raped over murdered...

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      For large sets, this will be our guide even unto death, for the LORD will work for each type of data it is applied to...
    55. Re:Either that by I'm+not+really+here · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Can you imagine giving a piece of your heart and mind to another and then expecting to be able to give 100% of yourself to the next person and the next person and the one after that? I can, because dating is just that. Sex, on the other hand, brings a whole new level of connection. It's hard enough having the baggage of previous 'loves' coming into a marriage, but previous sexual partners?
       
      By giving myself to my wife only, I can completely give myself to her, and because I only gave myself to my wife alone, she has nothing to fear because she knows my personal stance on marital fidelity, one I kept strong from before I got married, and have no intention of breaking (and she knows it!). Because of this, the baggage of previous relationships is minimal, and the building of a solid marriage has less to burden it down.
       
      Yes, perhaps if I had "shopped" around sexually, I could have found a better sexually gratifying experience, but would it be worth it?
       
      If I found the "perfect" sex, but it wasn't with a woman who was the best match for me overall, I would spend the rest of my life with that "perfect" sex as a memory, and it would be very tempting to seek it again, and that would make me less than the faithful husband I desire to be to one woman.
       
      You are right, sex isn't everything, and I believe that anyone willing to make it work can make the sex good... period.

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    56. Re:Either that by westlake · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not those who went to a prostitute, urinated behind a tree in a park, got accused of something with no proof except some ten year old saying so, people named as rapists by some teenage girl who got caught by her father at a party she wasn't supposed to be at, naked and covered in two guys' semen, and made up the story to try and get out of trouble...

      The last time I came across a rant like this on Slashdot, I had a long look at my county's public registry of sex offenders.

      361 in all. 359 male.

      75 Level 3 - High Risk. 130 Level 2 - Moderate Risk.

      No one made the list because they were caught urinating in a public park.

      There are three to be found within 2 miles of where I live, all male, all Level 1 - considered low-risk in New York.

      Sexual abuse in the second degree. (12 yr old Girl) (2 blocks)
      Sexual abuse in the first degree. (5 yr old Girl)
      Sexual misconduct. (27 yr old Woman)

      Low risk of recidivism does not mean that original charge was trivial. You can be convicted of first degree sexual abuse of a five year old, marked by the use of force and coercion and still be Level 1.

      These registries are not an easy read - but they will in one half hour erase everything Slashdot has taught you to believe about sex crimes and child pornography.

       

    57. Re:Either that by Schadrach · · Score: 3, Insightful

      In all but one scenario sex is bad/sinful, in that one scenario contraception=murder? That to me says "I want lots of sexually frustrated youths who will produce lots of babies within the faith starting fairly young in a setting where the child is certain to be indoctrinated as well."

    58. Re:Either that by cat_jesus · · Score: 3, Informative

      If ANY religion teaches hate, then it is not real, It's nothing but made up by man, designed only for the control others through shame and coercion.

      I hate to break this to you but all religions are made up by man.

    59. Re:Either that by n+dot+l · · Score: 3, Interesting

      In our society, we tend to think of the commandment against adultery as being one of those antiquated, old-fashioned things, but talk to a kid who's parent's are getting divorced because of infidelity and tell me again how good adultery is.

      Are you asking? Because my parents divorced over adultery, and I'm fine with it. Honestly, they were miserable, and their relationship was beyond repair. They needed something shocking like that one unfortunate little slip to break the stony silence and get things finished. If not that, I can easily imagine it being a suicide attempt a few years down the line... So adultery is absolutely fine by me - if you're at the point of cheating on your spouse, there are already far, far, more important things the two of you should deal with than a bit of sex.

      And for the "stay together for the children!" crowd: fuck off. The year of misery that followed the divorce is well worth the normal moved-on-with-our-lives people that continued raising me thereafter, especially since the alternative would have been another twelve or so years of being practically ignored by people who silently (but obviously) despise each other. I mean talk about setting a bad example for impressionable minds...

      I have a few close friends who's parents also divorced over similar issues. They say largely the same thing. Anecdotal, yes, but worth consideration.

      From my point of view that commandment (and all the other "what god has joined together..." bullshit) has nothing to do with preserving the stability of marriages and everything to do with providing the priesthood with a steady stream of neurotic angry people in dire need of counselling services.

  2. Getting old by vvaduva · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I am getting really tired of Google's lack of respect for privacy; not to mention their hypocrisy...telling everyone else how to do things while they walk out with the safe through the back door. What a joke!

    1. Re:Getting old by MozeeToby · · Score: 5, Insightful

      All these stories that you hear about Google, and especially Schmidt, aren't anti-privacy stories. In fact, I would argue that they're more along the lines of honest warnings. Most of what he says echos what is common sense the the nerd community:

      "If you don't want people to know about something, don't post it online." How many times have we said nearly this exact same thing to our friends and family? I know I have, especially to my younger, less experienced relatives.

      "I don't believe society understands what happens when everything is available, knowable and recorded by everyone all the time." He's right, society doesn't understand and until people learn to look past minor indiscretions society never will. Until that time, the only way to have a fresh start is to give people a name that doesn't have all the past associated with it. He's not saying, "We're going to post all your data and theirs nothing you can do about it!", he's saying "the data is out there and we need to find ways to deal with it on a personal and on a societal level".

    2. Re:Getting old by smartr · · Score: 4, Insightful

      We're moving to a point where things you don't want people to know are showing up online without any action taken on your part. Someone snaps a photo of you, someone else tags it, some 3rd party web application aggregates it. The only action on your part was doing something stick up their ass society doesn't approve of. I think Schmidt is wrong. I think it's business that needs to change... or fail as our 20 year old somethings adapt and make their own businesses to replace them. I think the politics will be particularly entertaining 40 years from now.

    3. Re:Getting old by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 2, Informative

      The Library of congress is indexing twitter comments, the internet archive is indexing tons of websites. Google is hardly your only problem. Tons of people are taking interest in logging your online activity for the whole world to see in the future.

    4. Re:Getting old by klui · · Score: 4, Informative

      When the "internet" was generally available in the form of social networking sites like Slashdot, somebody thought the Usenet Netiquette FAQ was obsolete so people ignored common sense and wrote whatever thought that popped in their heads. I'm not sure if people actually paid attention to the Netiquette back in the mid 1990s but at least they should be aware of such a thing. http://tools.ietf.org/html/rfc1855

    5. Re:Getting old by MozeeToby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Maybe you should A) Have a talk with your friends about not posting and tagging pictures of you, they're the ones making the data publicly available, not Google. B) Periodically go into facebook and remove tags from pictures you don't want tagged (so it at least doesn't get indexed under your name). If it's something really bad send a message to your friend and have them remove it or make it private.

      You can't blame Google for looking at publicly available information. What do you really propose Google does? Offer to let you censor your name? What about other people who share your name and don't want it censored (for example there is a doctor in NC that would be pretty pissed if I asked Google to block my name since it would be costing him patients). Or should Google just not index certain sites? It would take all of about a day for 5 competitors to jump all over that and provide the service that Google is denying. Even if you got all the major search engines to cooperate that doesn't change the fact that you can do the same searches on the individual sites. Nor does it change the fact that a couple of college students could start up a search engine that provides the service.

    6. Re:Getting old by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Google just tells the geeks what they've been telling to everyone else for ages: "information wants to be free". Guess what, it still does even if it's information that you don't want to be free. It's not a threat on Google's behalf, just a plain statement of fact. Today's erosion of privacy is not ultimately enabled by Google and Facebook, but by Internet as such.

  3. Real name online by sakdoctor · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know I shouldn't have used my real name on Slashdot

  4. Irony by SilverHatHacker · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Funny how that's coming from the guy who's indexing it all so we can find it easier.

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    Funny may not give karma, but +5 Informative never made anyone snort coffee out their nose.
    1. Re:Irony by Jahava · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Funny how that's coming from the guy who's indexing it all so we can find it easier.

      While Google may be the dominant information indexer, what they're doing doesn't require any special magic. Anybody can be indexing some or all of the information is out there (it's publicly-available, after all). Google being both dominant and public gives us a good idea of what can be done, but if Google didn't exist or limited itself, others would surely step in to fill that gap. It doesn't make what Mr. Schmidt said any less true.

      To some degree we should count ourselves lucky that Google is both dominant and public. Imagine all of that information (still) being used against you, but you not having any idea of the vast quantity and depth of correlation that could be done.

    2. Re:Irony by Nemyst · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, he is well placed to comment on such matters. Who better than a mechanic to comment on how broken a car is?

  5. Scary by bieber · · Score: 4, Insightful
    FTA:

    "We're trying to figure out what the future of search is," Mr Schmidt said. “One idea is that more and more searches are done on your behalf without you needing to type. "I actually think most people don't want Google to answer their questions. They want Google to tell them what they should be doing next."

    Surely he jests. I know Google hasn't always been the most steadfast guardian of personal privacy, but coming right out and stating that you want your company to become so intertwined with peoples' lives that it will plan their future for them? That's just creepy...

    1. Re:Scary by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Facebook: We know what you did last summer
      Microsoft: Where do you want to go today?
      Google: This is where you need to go today
      Apple: This is where you can't go today

      Gosling was right. Microsoft hasn't changed... everybody else has just out-evil'ed them in the meantime.

  6. Or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    people will stop acting like trash because there will be more consequences and the world will be a better place to live in.

    Also, get over yourself, google.

    1. Re:Or by Z_A_Commando · · Score: 2, Troll

      Too bad this is an entitlement generation who don't feel they should face any consequences for their actions.

    2. Re:Or by david_thornley · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People do stop acting like trash. Teenagers who do stupid and sometimes malicious things (and perhaps experience consequences for their actions) can grow up to be responsible adults. I could name names, but won't. That's not the problem here.

      The problem is that, given the information now available, it doesn't make any difference if they stop acting like trash. They'll still face all the consequences of acting like trash without having any of the fun. The only solution is to never have acted like trash, and that's something no change of heart or development of responsibility will do.

      It denies the possibility of redemption, that people can reform and become better. It takes away any social or professional reward for turning over a new leaf. It will leave a large number of people without the chance to live the same lives, all because of something mean and stupid they did when young. It will create an underclass of those who had a wild childhood.

      More specifically, it will create a large group of people who may as well act like trash, because there's no further penalty for doing so. That will make the world a considerably worse place to live in.

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      "When you have eliminated the unacceptable, whatever is left, however improbable, must be the truthiness" - Holmes
  7. Re:Your Favorite Youthful Indiscretion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I once bought an Alanis Morrisette album. (posted anonymously for obvious reasons)

  8. Remember when you used aliases to post online? by stagg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This kind of schlock comes from the same corporate minds that have been pushing for real names and credit card information to be associated with all online interactions. I'd like to go back to taking anonymous aliases for granted again please.

  9. Re:Big Brother Is In The Building by easterberry · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Except that in this case they aren't actually, you know, DOing anything. Evil or otherwise. He's talking about a problem that the internet as a whole creates and would be equally rampant with or without Google which Google has practically no effect on.

    It's not an article about Schmidt releasing some new antiprivacy system, it's just a point he's making that the internet makes your past easily accessible to everyone forever. Hell, it's more Facebook than Google who's responsible. But no. Feel free to shoot the messenger.

  10. Just give your kids a famous name by Urd.Yggdrasil · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have the same name as a Canadian hockey player, though unintentionally, and virtually every result for my name on Google is for him. If your name is common enough and you practice information control over yourself you can almost completely avoid being in Google's system. The real problem is that youths are willing to give out vast amounts of personal information, partially because they don't realize the value of such information and partially because they are stupid kids.

    1. Re:Just give your kids a famous name by jimicus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      How well will that work when Google (or any search engine, for that matter) successfully implements:

      Did you mean: ${NAME} (date of birth: ${DATE}), ${NAME} (date of birth: ${DATE}) or ${SLIGHTLY_DIFFERENT_SPELLING_OF_NAME} ?

  11. Or maybe by EraserMouseMan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    People will grow up and learn that stupidity has consequences. Then train their kids to live productive giving lives instead of wasting their youth on idleness and pointlessly looking for lines to color outside of just to prove they are different.

    Instead of planning on changing your name when you grow up you can choose be responsible instead.

    1. Re:Or maybe by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 2, Funny

      You have unreasonable expectations.

      Show me someone who never did anything stupid as a kid, and I'll show you someone who can't possibly raise his kids "right" because he's never going to have any.

    2. Re:Or maybe by Tekfactory · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm all for personal responsibility, but you have to make some choices when you're growing up, these choices all happen to you when your decision making faculties are still developing.

      I don't mean the particles of experience (mistakes) that lead to better judgement later, I mean the scaffolding of the mechanism is still being developed. Teenagers and Twenty Somethings make bad descisions because the decision making part of the brain is still being finished.

      I can't count the number of things that happened before I was 20 that should have killed me, I do know my insurance company dropped me before I was 18 because 1 person can only wreck so many cars.

      I was wondering a while back if we couldn't have facebook for teens, then twenty somethings, then grown ups. When you graduate from one to the other, you old comments are sealed like court records. It hit me when I was riding with a cowowrker who was tellimg me the awful stuff her daughter posted on FB.

      Kids are going to do stupid crap, there's got to be a statute of limitations for your childhood. Even background investigations and bankruptcies only go back 10 years.

    3. Re:Or maybe by Kevin+Stevens · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So when you were younger you never:

      Made fun of or teased anyone in a way which now as an adult you would regret?
      Held views that you now would be embarrassed by?
      Were an ardent fan of music or specific bands that might have promoted views of lifestyles you no longer want to be associated with?
      Enjoyed songs or lyrics that may have others think you are depressed, angry, or prone to violent behavior?
      Drank alcohol before you were of legal age, or attended parties that might give the appearance that you were drinking before legal age?
      Experimented with drugs, or you associated with people or groups that may give the appearance that you experimented with drugs?
      Said anything that could be misunderstood for you saying that you partook in illegal activities including drug use.
      Spoke in a style (IE LOL, or 1337 speak) that you would be embarrassed by as an adult, or maybe you are not personally embarrassed by on a personal level, but on a professional level you don't want others to see?

        It's not about being responsible. Schmidt is just pointing out that now everyone has to essentially conduct their lives as if they are politicians and be very aware of who could be recording their actions and how they could be perceived. This is somewhat acceptable as an adult, but it is an unfair burden to put on kids, especially when a 14 year old is really incapable of understanding how putting lyrics to their favorite rap song on their Facebook page may look down the road to someone doing research on them when they are interviewing at an investment bank.

  12. Criminal records by SirGarlon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Actually, there is that little box on a job application asking "have you ever been convicted of a crime?" I never paid it any mind because it's easy to say "no" when that's the truth, but some people have to make a calculation. Is it better to check the box and hope they still get a chance to explain in the interview, or leave it blank and hope it never comes up that they lied on the application?

    So having a criminal record can, indeed have long-lasting effects. Remember, the question is usually "have you ever."

    (As aside, a friend of mine had to answer "have you ever been arrested, which led to the amusing story of him and four other high school kids breaking into the gym because they got locked out during a late track practice... charges were dropped but technically that was an arrest.)

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    1. Re:Criminal records by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I make that calculation every time I apply for a job.

      I was arrested for DWI, a crime. Due to MADD gone wild, I blew a .08, which only months prior would have been a violation (.08-.10 was a violation like a speeding ticket at the time, .10+ a DUI), and the cop would have driven me home. The new law said a .08 was a full blown DWI, involving a night in jail in a holding pen next to nice fellows who showed me how to sneak crack into jail (they apparently don't check the gap between your molars and cheeks) and discussed how they were facing armed robbery and possession charges.

      Anyway, I was arrested, and since I had no record prior, the charges were knocked down to a violation (aka the equivalent of a speeding ticket) and some fines. A violation is not a crime.

      So I read that box carefully. Some ask very specifically if you have been arrested for a crime, others asked if you have been convicted of a crime. The rub is that you look dishonest if you answer no to being convicted of a crime, and it comes back that you were arrested for a DWI and a conviction of some sort came from it (that's how it looks on background checks). Answering yes may throw you out of the pool unnecessarily. At my last job, I answered "NO" to being convicted of a crime, and later received a lot of hell for it. It took a lot of explaining and documentation to prove that I was not being dishonest, and HR made it clear that they would fire me if I lied on the application.

      Fun world I live in. FYI, this occurred over 7 years ago now and the DWI happened when I was 23. At one point when I was getting frustrated at HR requiring tons of documents, I asked "And what if I actually did get convicted of a DWI and even ran over a grandmother? How does that have anything to do with my ability to perform my job today?"

  13. Forward thinkers by travdaddy · · Score: 5, Funny

    "the young will have to change their names when reaching adulthood to avoid their youthful indiscretions"

    OK guys, I have to admit, girls are WAY ahead of us on this one.

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  14. what happens by blair1q · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't believe society understands what happens when everything is available, knowable and recorded by everyone all the time

    Why, it becomes SOCIETY again. Way back before towns had 29 million people in them and mobility wasn't hyperamplified by oil and 99% of us interacted with the same few hundred folks every day of your life, people knew of the stupid shit you did when you were a kid and repeated it at your funeral.

    But they also recognized that kids are ignorant, impulsive, incompetent beings, and they treated the adult differently and got on with the world.

    I don't believe Mr. Schmidt understands what society is.

    I know he doesn't understand what neutrality is.

    I'm pretty sure he's lost the plot on evil, as well.

    1. Re:what happens by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ... 99% of us interacted with the same few hundred folks every day of your life, people knew of the stupid shit you did when you were a kid and repeated it at your funeral.

        The key difference is that we interacted every day. Other's knowledge of the exceptionally outrageous things we may of did was tempered by the fact that they saw us not doing that 99.99% of the time. Doing a web search just gives very little knowledge of what we are like day to day, just the most exceptional (in a good or bad way) things we do.

          Hopefully when everyone has a picture of young drunken idiocy (or whatever) of their own out there such things will be taken in stride.

    2. Re:what happens by houghi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      People knew not only about the stupid shit you did. People knew the context. People knew the non-stupid things. And people would forget. People knew you. And still they did not know everything.

      Now people who have no idea on who you are will see stuff completely out of context and will base their opinion about you. And who knows, something that is normal now will be frowned upon when these kids get older/ Things change and those standard things will be frowned upon and could hinder you.

      I am not sure what will happen. I hope for the best and I fear for the worst.

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    3. Re:what happens by cowscows · · Score: 2, Interesting

      True, but there's also a larger context on which you will be judged, and that can change. A couple of generations ago, your gender was all that many people needed to know in order to judge whether or not you were qualified for a particular job. Today that is significantly less prevalent, although we still have a ways to go. The same can be said (to various degress) about race and sexual orientation. Anybody who's judging you on the stupid stuff you did when you were a kid is only able to do so because they're able to ignore/forget all the stupid stuff that they did when they were that age. If the internet makes that stuff unforgettable, then the larger context of what society is willing to accept will change. There will always be holier-than-thou asholes, just like there will always be sexist assholes, but our culture in general is constantly shifting its standards based on what's going on in the world.

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  15. Not a new discussion by BenFranske · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This is not a new discussion... there have been people thinking about this for some time. In March of 2006 I wrote an article on my blog about it (reproduced below) which eventually led to me consulting with Public Radio on a show they were doing at the time about online public information (you can listen to an archived copy of that at October 12, 2007: Your Exposed Life on MPR

    My Original Article 3/24/2006:

    I've often wondered who will be able to run for political office in forty or fifty years. People, especially youg people, seem to be so naive about posting things online. For years online forums and message boards have been a place where people vented. Now sites like Myspace, Facebook and others are creating such a low barrier to entry that almost every middle and high school child in the United States has some kind of web presence. What many fail to understand is that once something is posted or "said" on the internet it never goes away...ever. The internet is also quite easy to search if you know what you're doing. This dangerous combination means that everything you write to a message board can be found at some point in the future and "can and will be used against you". Any kind of off-color comment or joke you ever made online, even if your intention wasn't to hurt anyone, is public knowledge.

    Employers already know about this. BusinessWeek recently ran an article called "You are what you post" that talked about some of the implications for job seeking but I think the arena where this will really get the consultants salivating is politics. There are so few people who are able to hold their tongue and never offend anyone. In the past politicians have relied primarily on obscuring and making it difficult to find embarrassing things about their past. When today's teens start running for political office these things will only be an internet search away. Remember that posting to that email discussion list about STDs you made when you were 15? How about that time someone on a message board got you mad and you called them a racial slur? You may have forgotten these incidents but the internet has not and neither will your enemies.

    I wonder if the politicians of the future will need to be groomed from birth to have no defects and think very, very carefully before ever speaking. On the other hand our society may end up becoming more accepting of faults which would not be an all bad outcome. This remains to be seen but in the meantime those of us who have always tried to think about how what we say today could come back (for better or worse) in the future are going to be much better off than the indiscriminate masses.

  16. What is new? by dov_0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think in the West we had a strange unnatural period where for the first time in human history there was enough individuality and wealth across the general populace that we could actually keep our lives private. This is not a luxury that most peoples and cultures of the world either have now or have ever really had. The only difference now is that instead of being recorded in the memories of all our the members of our community and anyone they happen to talk about it with, it is recorded electronically.

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  17. Re:Your Favorite Youthful Indiscretion? by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 2, Funny

    I once bought an Alanis Morrisette album. (posted anonymously for obvious reasons)

    Isn't that ironic ...

  18. Arthur C. Clarke was here by JohnQPublic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Sounds like Clarke and Baxter's "Light of Other Days". Societal impacts in the book were huge.

  19. Alice's Restaurant by bsDaemon · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The reminded me:

    "Kids, this-piece-of-paper's-got-47-words-37-sentences-58-words-we-wanna-
    know-details-of-the-crime-time-of-the-crime-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-
    you-gotta-say-pertaining-to-and-about-the-crime-I-want-to-know-arresting-
    officer's-name-and-any-other-kind-of-thing-you-gotta-say", and talked for
    forty-five minutes and nobody understood a word that he said, but we had
    fun filling out the forms and playing with the pencils on the bench there,
    and I filled out the massacre with the four part harmony, and wrote it
    down there, just like it was, and everything was fine and I put down the
    pencil, and I turned over the piece of paper, and there, there on the
    other side, in the middle of the other side, away from everything else on
    the other side, in parentheses, capital letters, quotated, read the
    following words:

    ("KID, HAVE YOU REHABILITATED YOURSELF?")

    I went over to the sargent, said, "Sargeant, you got a lot a damn gall to
    ask me if I've rehabilitated myself, I mean, I mean, I mean that just, I'm
    sittin' here on the bench, I mean I'm sittin here on the Group W bench
    'cause you want to know if I'm moral enough join the army, burn women,
    kids, houses and villages after bein' a litterbug." He looked at me and
    said, "Kid, we don't like your kind, and we're gonna send you fingerprints
    off to Washington."

    1. Re:Alice's Restaurant by cthulu_mt · · Score: 4, Funny

      That reminded me:

      I need to take out my trash.

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  20. If you really care by DarthVain · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Register a fake name with Facebook etc... as that is what we are really talking about here.

    I already have friends on Facebook that are registered under an assumed name. It can be a bit confusing at first, but its just like having an online handle in the old days.

    It's not like Facebook can actually check or anything. The only problem is that if everyone does this, then no one can find one another, which totally negates any reason for using Facebook. If a few do it, no one can find you, but you just add everyone else that you know.

    Anyway I guess if you really think this stuff through, then it is in Facebooks very best interest to straighten up and start enforcing some strict privacy protocals, because as soon as everyone starts using aliases, Facebooks entire business plan falls to pieces.

    Or you could show some common sense and not post anything you remotely care about on sites like Facebook, and if your friends do, then unfriend them.

  21. No history is worse than bad history by macbeth66 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When I interview these recent grads and see nothing out there, I wonder, did they have NO life or did they manage to erase their past?

    If I see that the kid went to some parties and got sh*t-faced, so what, many of us did that. But, if I find nothing, my imagination is left to fill in the blanks.

    1. Re:No history is worse than bad history by Stiletto · · Score: 3, Funny

      So, you'll base hiring decisions on wild speculation about someone's past? When you see nothing on Facebook about someone, do you dream that they're a serial killer or a space alien? What company do you work for?

    2. Re:No history is worse than bad history by pclminion · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When I interview these recent grads and see nothing out there, I wonder, did they have NO life or did they manage to erase their past?

      I am too busy living my life to spend any time whoring it out on social sites to thousands of people I don't even know. But I suppose having a sense of privacy makes me some kind of sociopath with skeletons in the closet. I don't understand the need some people have to tell everybody every thing they do. Do you also have sex with every person who happens to come within 10 feet of you? Why the hell are people so promiscuous with their "friendship?"

    3. Re:No history is worse than bad history by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or maybe they are not so fascinated by the internet as many others are? They care not to share every little detail of their lives? Maybe they really do not care about what others think of them, and just live?

      For example do you have a facebook account? If not you are missing out on every detail of one of your families or friends life. There is always 1 that is CONSTANTLY on there. Chatting about every bean they just burped up.

      The advice I give to people is do not put on the internet what you wouldnt be embarrassed if your mom found out about.

      If you searched for my name you would find very little. Just a bit of video game advice from 20 years ago and the occasional snarky remark to someone. Who knew you would be able to search the entirety of usenet in seconds...

      The first rule of keeping a secret is DO NOT SHARE IT WITH ANYONE. If you share something it is no longer a secret. Some people want to undo the sharing. You cant. The only way is not to do it in the first place. I always go and dig up posts from me in the early 90s and show it to people. I demonstrate to them how the internet has a LONG memory. The day I saw you could search all of usenet was the day I realized what someone told me is true 'the internet is forever'. I can with very little digging find out what my neighbors paid on their taxes for their car. That sort of info is cataloged and public record. How will it be used in the future? I decided to leave a 'light' footprint for a reason. I think it is creepy as hell. It goes against my moto of 'dont be the creepy guy'.

    4. Re:No history is worse than bad history by KarlIsNotMyName · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Erase, or just took care to not record themselves with identifiable info in the first place?

      I'd take it as a sign they developed their senses at an early age (assuming they had Internet at their early age).

      --
      We are all God's parents.
    5. Re:No history is worse than bad history by apoc.famine · · Score: 3, Insightful

      if I find nothing, my imagination is left to fill in the blanks

      If only your imagination was good enough to conceive that many names are so common that thousands of others share it, and many people have more of a life than "creating an internet presence". I don't know how long you've been out of school, but the inability to find someone on the internet doesn't mean jack shit. You really sound like an idiot, to be frank.

      If you google my name, you don't find me. If you add in the last two places I worked, you STILL don't find me, even though I was listed on both places websites for a long time. If you add in my undergraduate college, you find a current bio on me at the place I work now. But that's it. That's the bulk of my online presence you can find using google, browsing Facebook, etc.

      Why you'd assume that lack of internet presence is any indication of anything is beyond me. I've got a pretty damn active social life, am very active online, and I've got a pretty long career behind me. All of this I'll tell you when you interview me, and give you contacts to check into these things.

      But a random search? Doesn't find much of anything. If you base hiring decisions on that lack of information, you're an idiot.

      --
      Velociraptor = Distiraptor / Timeraptor
  22. First reaction so far that puts the shoe on the ot by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Gosh, first reaction so far that puts the shoe on the other foot. Uptil this post everyone complains basically that their criminal record can come back to haunt them. Oh noes! Being held accountable for your actions! What will the world turn into.

    Don't think that your dream will happen AC. Notice you yourself don't even dare to post it under your own account and face the karma burn.

    People learning to accept the consequences of their actions and therefor restrain themselves from actions that might hurt them? Nah.

    --

    MMO Quests are like orgasms:

    You may solo them, I prefer them in a group.

  23. No kidding by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My maxim is that you shouldn't post anything online if you don't want it seen by your mom, your boss (current and future), and a sex offender. Why? Because all three of those people have access. No I don't care if you set it to "private" that's no security. You post something online, the world can see it, just assume that is the case.

    Now that doesn't mean don't post ANYTHING online, just make sure that you only post stuff you are ok with the world knowing. This is particularly true when done under your own name, like on facebook.

  24. David Brin beat you by a decade by tlambert · · Score: 2, Informative

    David Brin beat you by a decade

    Here's his 1996 wired column, which he later expanded into a book:

    http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/4.12/fftransparent.html

    Here's the Wikipedia page on his book "The Transparent Society", which was published in 1998.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Transparent_Society

    -- Terry

  25. Easy Solution! by bdonalds · · Score: 2, Funny

    I just legally changed my name to Tubgirl Goatse.

    --
    The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life. -FZ
  26. Re:Your Favorite Youthful Indiscretion? by Sulphur · · Score: 3, Funny

    I one voted for Lyndon Johnson. (posted anonymously for obvious reasons)

  27. Re:Call me a extremist if you want by Midnight's+Shadow · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Honestly tossing a rock through a neighbors window is barely a crime especially when the child ends up having to pay to replace the window. How in the world did you go from that to burning down an orphanage?

    Ok, do me a favor and get off your fucking high horse. I have a criminal record and I spent time in jail because of it (among other consequences). There are very few crimes that should follow someone around for their whole life - sexual offenses and first degree murder spring to mind - others are usually just people doing stupid shit without thinking at the time. Should I really be turned down for a job because I got into a fight 10 years ago in college but have kept my nose clean since then? That is kind of like dooming someone to a career of wishing windows for writing down a wrong answer on an exam in 5th grade. Actions should have consequence but they should fit the crime.

    The only people who never did stupid shit are those who have never done anything. Those of us with criminal records were just stupid enough to get caught and charged for doing it.

    --
    "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh. " -Voltaire
  28. It's OK when it's everyone by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People are freaked out about this but they have not factored in that future world is one where the same is true of EVERYONE. When everyone has stuff going way back into childhood online, people will also be a lot more accepting of weird past stuff coming up on people.

    Don't forget that it also serves as a record of all the GOOD you have done as well, when kids reach college age they may tend to perhaps volunteer more or do other helpful things recorded online to help them later. There is no system you cannot game for your benefit.

    --
    "There is more worth loving than we have strength to love." - Brian Jay Stanley
  29. Without Net Neutrality it is not a problem by Dan667 · · Score: 2, Funny

    If Net Neutrality is not preserved then it won't matter. The internet will be fragmented and so will the information on it.

  30. Anonymous Coward by afiske · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'll just name my kid Anonymous Coward. Then at least whatever they do on Slashdot won't come back to haunt them...

  31. The problem is elsewhere by hcs_$reboot · · Score: 2, Insightful

    On one side, most of the WSJ readers are not IT-aware. They imagine Google viewers to be able to find references to them on numerous web sites while googling. That is true. But the potential Google privacy interference goes beyond that: Google could perform some data crossing from IP addresses, cookies, web pages, images and exif, map locations, mail, chat, videos, documents, network traffic, sites affluence, news... Google holds underestimated power over people they could use if they want. And so far they didn't show us that ability.

    On the other hand, it is undeniable that we will have to deal with privacy - our own and others privacy - differently in the coming future. But are we ready to access that level of privacy, "Google like"? I'm not sure. Not now.

    --
    Slashdot, fix the reply notifications... You won't get away with it...
  32. employers don't really care by Surt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hardly any employers are really taking minor youthful indiscretions seriously. The ones that are are losing out competitively to the ones that don't, because they aren't hiring the best people. Unless you've done something quite surprising, you are going to be fine:

    Talented, but drunk in college? Hired.

    Talented, but dressed up stupidly in college? Hired.

    Talented, but had sex in college? Hired.

    Talented, but made a fool of yourself in college? Hired.

    Talented, but murdered someone in college? Maybe not.

    --
    "Who is the Journal of Quantum Physics going to believe?" --Stephen Hawking
  33. Re:Your Favorite Youthful Indiscretion? by easterberry · · Score: 3, Funny

    People like to think buying Tom Jones is rare, but really, it's not unusual.

  34. Name change won't work by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 3, Insightful

    There will be enough links that you'll still be traceable back to your old identity... facial recognition, social security number, address history, and so on.

    --
    You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!
  35. And a face transplant by meteormarc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    With the advances in face recognition changing your name will not do. And there are lots of other clues to link your new id to your old one, like the position in your social network. It would only work if you quit the internet entirely after getting your new id.

  36. Hope? by element-o.p. · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe I'm just being naive, but I kind of hope that as our indiscretions become more and more public, we'll stop pointing fingers at each other for their indiscretions. Glass houses, and all that.

    --
    MCSE? No, sir...I don't do Windows. Yes, I am an idealist. What's your point?
    1. Re:Hope? by JSBiff · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Oh, don't we wish, but in reality, it'll become a contest of "My youthful indiscretion wasn't as bad as your youthful indiscretion". You know, "I might have posted something mean on the facebook page of another kid from my school, but *YOU* got drunk at a party when you were 16 and flashed your tits at a webcam".

  37. From the "Make Sure You Check That Box" department by Gazzonyx · · Score: 2, Funny

    I one voted for Lyndon Johnson. (posted anonymously for obvious reasons)

    Sulphur, I've got some good news and some bad news for you...

    --

    If I mod you up, it doesn't necessarily mean I agree with what you've said, sorry.

  38. Making up history is flat out evil by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But, if I find nothing, my imagination is left to fill in the blanks.

    Er... maybe you shouldn't be the one interviewing people, because those blanks are going to be filled in by every prejudice you don't even know you had.

    It's like the example Carl Sagan gave on Cosmos.

    Observation of Venus: We can't see a thing.
    Conclusion about surface: Dinosaurs!

  39. Escape with a Name Change? by Selfunfocused · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It seems unlikely that a simple name change would allow anyone to escape their digitized past in Schmidt's vision of the future. How many kids would be willing to ditch every possible link to their former life? How long before a search engine links up a birth name to the new persona? Schmidt also said, "I actually think most people don't want Google to answer their questions. They want Google to tell them what they should be doing next." If Google develops a fingerprint of a particular individual through his data, a person would have to change every habit, every association, if he hoped to leave his past behind. That or every search service in the world would have to voluntarily decouple childhood information from adulthood. I'd prefer a society that simply accepts that individuals act differently in varied contexts and act stupidly with consistency.

  40. Politics by agent_vee · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In the not so far future people will be digging up forum/twitter/blog posts that some presidential candidate made when they were 13. A future president could be decided on the fact that /b/ on 4chan was archived.

  41. There is something else that scares me more by c0lo · · Score: 2, Insightful
    From TFA:

    "I actually think most people don't want Google to answer their questions. They want Google to tell them what they should be doing next."

    The moment Google steps on this direction far enough for me to detect it, I'm off google.

    --
    Questions raise, answers kill. Raise questions to stay alive.
  42. Alias by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    That's why god made them.

    Eventually you out grow 'pretty2u' and start using your real name.

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    ---- Booth was a patriot ----
  43. Felons should not lose the right to vote. by cat_jesus · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That's right, I said it. And I mean it. If you have so many felons in your society that their vote could sway an election then their voice should be heard. Not only that but we're trying to rehabilitate felons right? Getting them to participate in society in elections is a good thing.

    If you don't want felons to vote then ask yourself, if felons could vote, what bad thing would happen?

    You want to know what bad thing can happen when you keep felons from voting? You can have a political party take people out of the voting pool by making felons out of them.

  44. To all those who tagged this "dontdostupidstuff" by npsimons · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To all those who tagged this article "dontdostupidstuff", for what definition of stupid are you talking about? Do you mean "stupid stuff" like shoot your mouth off online? Or how about the "stupid stuff" of being a member of a political party that is later rounded up and harrassed? How about being a member of *any* group (non-religious, sexual, intellectual, ethnic . . . ) that is later legislated to be "dangerous" or "stupid", or is just plain discriminated against?

    The fact of the matter remains that until human society is tolerant enough to accept people for being innocuously different (where "innocuous" means "not harmful to others"), then privacy will still be necessary. In other words, privacy will be necessary for the foreseeable future. "dontdostupidstuff" indeed.

  45. I disagree by gillbates · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Schmidt is *wrong*.

    There will always be unforgiving, vindictive, dishonest, and just plain cruel people. And some of them will hold hiring authority.

    But, if you don't want to work with those kinds of people, you don't have to worry about being honest with your past. Why does anyone want to work for a company that:

    1. Wants to peer into their private lives.
    2. Is more concerned with their extra-curricular activities than their ability to do a job.
    3. Is unwilling to forgive and forget?
    4. Will ask them to work unpaid overtime, reduce their wages when times are tough, and lay them off to increase the profit during an already profitable year?

    I've worked in this kind of environment and I don't miss it at all. You shouldn't give up your freedom because other people are jerks. If an employer won't hire you because you committed a few youthful indiscretions, you can bet they won't treat you like a person, either.

    --
    The society for a thought-free internet welcomes you.
  46. Re:Call me a extremist if you want by twostix · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Last year someone through a rock through my front window (actually a potato from a potato gun).

    My 6 month old son was sitting next to the window as he used to do every morning enjoying looking out at the front yard and cars going by. The blinds were shredded from the glass which thank god took the velocity out of the flying shards, if not for those blinds being a quarter closed it would have been him that was shredded, I came running out to see glass all over and around him, my other half almost hysterical.

    The young men were caught after I chased them down the road (filled with a rage that I later learned comes with fatherhood when one's young are placed in physical danger - dangerous thing it is). The young men ended up hiding in a ladies backyard begging her to call the police. I too called the police as I didn't want to go jumping fences as they did. They were taken away by the police.

    In any case I thought I'd never see them again, but over then next few nights each of the three came to the door to apologise to us. They paid to fix the window and generally did the right thing.

    They had to front up to me and endure a lecture from about how quickly a stupid thing like firing a potato gun at a house can spiral into them hiding in a backyard afraid for their safety as a 6'4, 105kg slightly crazed individual tries to catch them - with every intention of hurting them. I told them how relieved I was that I *hadn't* caught them as my life would have been drastically altered as well. That they were now know to the police and as one already had a juvenile record this stupidity meant he may spend some time in Juvenile hall. And that if those blinds hadn't protected my son that they would all A) Be up on serious criminal charges and B) Would have to live knowing that they had caused major suffering to a baby. All from the stupid childish decision to just smash some shit up.

    Anyway the police rang later to ask what I'd like to do and I said we all did stupid things as teenagers, I think they've had enough to which he agreed and that was that no charges laid.

    I'm not sure what the moral of the story is to this site, possibly a real world anti-dote to the ravings of some of the posters here that seem to think they live in a dystopian police state where the slightest infraction in western countries ruins ones life.

    Generally not, the police are generally pretty good and so are the courts and your neighbours.

    And to your post that it's hardly a crime when a "child" (teenagers ain't children) when you decide to step outside of the bounds of the Law (and I'm talking real law here intentionally destroying peoples physical property) you step over a line and into world where *anything* can happen such as a beating from an enraged father or the risk of damaging a human in the process of your pointless destructive behaviour. Laws like that are there for two reasons: one to serve as a warning to foolish young men who make an immature decision mistake, two to enable prosecution of people who repeatedly and maliciously do destroy someone elses property.