Blagojevich Appears At Chicago Comic Con
theodp writes "Earlier this week, a federal jury convicted Former Ill. Gov. Rod Blagojevich of lying to the FBI and deadlocked on 23 other charges. Still, that didn't stop Blago from connecting with his 'loyal supporters' Saturday at the Chicago Comic Con, where the ex-Gov charged $80 for each photo taken with him and $50 for autographs. He even hob-knobbed with celebrities like Adam West and Richard Roundtree. 'I met Batman. I met Shaft, and I know something about getting the shaft,' Blagojevich said."
Oh, you're gonna know something about getting the shaft, all right. The shaft, head, balls, the whole thing. Blag is unbelievable. He's guilty as sin and everyone but him seems to know it.
I can't be the only one who is wondering what the fuck this guy is doing at a comic book gathering. Are comic books becoming circus acts and carnivals now?
My childhood is at risk here, fellas.
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which generally isn't in the playbook of the party he ran under - although it is very much in the playbook of the other party.
What other party? Trying to draw a meaningful distinction between the lying democans and the lying republicrats is the joke.
"You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
He was not found not guilty. He was convicted on one of 24 counts and the jury deadlocked on 23 counts. A deadlocked jury doesn't count as an acquittal or a conviction, and he can (and most likely will) be retried on 23 counts.
Now, look at his name "Blagojevich".
Remove the vowels...."Blgjvch"
And....TA DA! Batman villain! He's incognito, though. When he's in his villain mode, he wears a brightly colored suit with skin tight pants with both political party's symbols all over it.
There's many more like him. And there's another political villain called "Three face" - he's a Conservative, then a Liberal, and then a Centrist.
They're out there and only Batman can save us!
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I heard on NPR that the judge declared a mistrial with regards to the remaining 23 accounts and has ordered a retrial. Of course, going into that with wide-spread public knowledge of the other conviction, plus constantly pulling stunts like this, isn't really going to help him. Although, I think the big question is, who would pay $80 to get their picture taken with this greasy douchebag?
This is why we should vote for the greater evil. True villains don't have the time to waste on petty scandals.
I read TFA and all I got was this lousy cookie
Blago is your standard corrupt Chicago politician. Remember, this is same the city where the dead rise to vote on a yearly basis.
They should put up a candidate with the surname "Brain" then. Or "Brainsssssss". He'd win a landslide....
Well, assuming he didn't get his.... well, brains eaten, that is.
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People are paying $80 a photo to get a joke photo. Something they can show a friend and say "look, blag showed up atcomic con. What a desperate loser." and that coming from comic con goers is mighty damning.
Rupert Murdoch just made a huge donation to the Republican party to elect Republican candidates in gubernatorial races. He's also an individual who's been known to bribe the odd politician here and there. When he purchased his American media holdings, he wasn't at the time legally allowed to do it due to a ban on foreign ownership of the media. A suspiciously large book advance to Newt Gingrich and a bit latter he's legally owning a media conglomerate. And since then his "news" organization has been overtly advocating for conservative candidates, which is an absolute no-no for a news organization to do.
What did it cost to punch Blago in the face?
Oliver's law of assumed responsibility: If you're seen fixing it, you will be blamed for breaking it.
Since he's an example of a real-life supervillan.
I'm going to sell Barack Obama's Senate seat to the highest bidder! Buahahaha!
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3-5 years maybe less if you take a deal
The Onion has a lot more accurate information.
I'm sorry, what? I cannot imagine anywhere here in Australia ever willingly handing over money to a politician for a photo or an autograph. Is that a normal thing for an American politician to do?
I can understand people paying actors, celebs, writers, artists etc at a ComicCon for that sort of thing. I personally wouldn't do it (and I say that as a pretty avid comic fan), but I can understand why people would. But politicians?
Excellent point, I offer my apologies to The Onion for comparing them to fox news.
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