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Fun To Be Had With a 10-Foot Satellite Dish?

Posted by CmdrTaco on from the build-a-death-star dept.

An anonymous reader writes "I'm moving to a rural community in the central United States. On the property is a satellite dish in excess of 3 meters in diameter that seems to still be in excellent condition. I already enjoy shortwave radio and was wondering what interesting TV feeds I might be able to catch with the dish. What kind of equipment would I need and how much should I expect to spend? If it's not useful for that purpose, what other fun projects might I use it for?"

10 of 386 comments (clear)

  1. UVB-76? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 5, Funny

    UVB-76 has been broadcasting new stuff the past few days...

    1. Re:UVB-76? by localman57 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I am almost absolutely positive ... I could be wrong though.

      Hey! Stop plagarizing my project status reports!

  2. If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wrong by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Funny
    1. Remove dish from roof or back yard or whatever for this winter
    2. Find ski hill
    3. Group Downhill Saucer

    You might even get airborne, in which case you have a real flying saucer. At the very least, it would scare the crap out of the snow-boarders.

  3. Broadcast a cryptic signal for years by Parlett316 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Then change it one day and watch the internet implode.

  4. get some bean dip by hamburger+lady · · Score: 4, Funny

    and some giant fritos...

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  5. Have Fun with the neighbors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Point the dish at your nearest neighbors house to make them paranoid.

  6. Re:Astronomy? by TheCRAIGGERS · · Score: 5, Funny

    I don't get it. How would a 10' dish help him achieve first posts? And why bother?

  7. Improper Use of the 3 Step Process by WED+Fan · · Score: 5, Funny

    You are hereby served notice regarding your improper use of the UGI patented "3 Step Process". The UGI (Underpants Gnomes International) have established that all "3 Step Processes" must take the form of

    1. Action
    2. ???
    3. Profit.

    If you continue to use your errant "3 Step Process" legal action may follow.

    IAAUGL

    The Underpants Gnomes International do wish to make a constructive suggestion. The use of A B C instead of 1 2 3 would not be in violation of the UGI's patent.

    Screw you guys. I'm going home.

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  8. Re:Sound Mirror by Lumpy · · Score: 4, Funny

    then paint...

    " I'M NOT LISTENING TO YOU!"

    on the dish.

    That will throw them off.

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  9. Re:If you're looking for fun, you're doing it wron by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 4, Funny

    GO SPARTIANS!

    Your alma mater must be so proud. :-P

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