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Wikipedia Reveals Secret of 'The Mousetrap'

Hugh Pickens writes "CIOL reports that Wikipedia has revealed the secret of Agatha Christie's famous murder mystery 'The Mousetrap' by identifying the killer in the world's longest running play, now at over 24,000 performances ever since its maiden performance in 1952, despite protests from the author's family and petitions from fans who think the revelation is a spoiler. Angry at the revelation, Matthew Prichard, Christie's grandson, who describes the decision of Wikipedia as 'unfortunate,' says he will raise the matter with the play's producer, Sir Stephen Waley-Cohen. 'My grandmother always got upset if the plots of her books or plays were revealed in reviews — and I don't think this is any different. It's a pity if a publication, if I can call it that, potentially spoils enjoyment for people who go to see the play.' Unrepentant, Wikipedia justifies the decision to reveal the ending of the play. 'Our purpose is to collect and report notable knowledge. It's exceedingly easy to avoid knowing the identity of the murderer: just don't read it.'"

244 comments

  1. Ha ha! by wjousts · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now the mystery is solved. It was Agatha Christie that accused Julian Assange of rape!

    1. Re:Ha ha! by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Now that Julian has revealed his secret weapon nobody will go up against wikileaks.

      Apart from pretty girls of course.

    2. Re:Ha ha! by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 1

      ...On the internet with the credulous media.

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    3. Re:Ha ha! by JohnRoss1968 · · Score: 0

      24,000 performances so far and they are upset that the ending was given away ?? Did everyone watching it so far fall asleep part way through and miss the ending.

    4. Re:Ha ha! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't read the wiki article. Fuck, that was simple.

    5. Re:Ha ha! by kdemetter · · Score: 1

      In fact , i wouldn't have thought about going to wikipedia in the first place to find out.
      So by protesting it , they actually make more people go to wikipedia to find out , and as such spoil there experience.

      Offcourse , if wikipedia wanted to be nice, they could add a feature with a 'spoiler warning' , making sure you can't accidentally read the spoilers. A bit like imdb does.

  2. Spoiler Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why don't they just edit it with "spoiler alert"

    1. Re:Spoiler Alert by Chrisq · · Score: 3, Informative

      The spoiler template was deleted, despite the discussion seeming to indicate that most people wanted to keep it. Anyone who has used wikipedia for a while know its not a democracy.

    2. Re:Spoiler Alert by mysidia · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It looks like there were several attempts to put up a spoiler alert, and collapse text revealing the identity of the murderer, or there was one originally, but the spoiler alert was repeatedly removed by other editors.

    3. Re:Spoiler Alert by Pinky's+Brain · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Wikipedia is a MMO, with deletions being the #1 game objective.

    4. Re:Spoiler Alert by PopeRatzo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why don't they just edit it with "spoiler alert"

      Do they really have to? If you look up "The Mousetrap" at Wikipedia, do you really not expect to see a synopsis of the story?

      Next up: Lawsuits against Cliff's Notes for revealing how books turn out..

      Anyway, any mystery fan should be able to see the big "secret ending" of The Mousetrap coming from about a mile away (it was Colonel Mustard, in the family room, with the morningstar)

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    5. Re:Spoiler Alert by Deag · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree, I do think that the spoiler issue in Wikipedia betrays the group think that goes on there sometimes placing ideology over pragmatism. It wouldn't hurt them to include spoiler warnings and it certainly lessens for me the utility of it. I simply do not read articles in Wikipedia on any works of fiction that I may want to read in the future for this reason. You can't even read the introduction.

    6. Re:Spoiler Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (it was Colonel Mustard, in the family room, with the morningstar)

      Dang, and I thought it was with a thermal detonator.

    7. Re:Spoiler Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The flaw with democracy is that it relies on everyone being equal, informed, and incapable of being controlled by the media. If Wikipedia were run as a democracy, it would probably resemble Conservapedia. Attempts to neutrally rewrite the Britney Spears page would result in 30,000 opposing comments by the "BFF BRITNEY COALITION."

    8. Re:Spoiler Alert by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      it was Colonel Mustard, in the family room, with the morningstar

      The jig is up. We never said anything about a morningstar. Only the true killer would have known that!

    9. Re:Spoiler Alert by moonbender · · Score: 1

      There were apparently a number of deletion discussions on that template. The one you linked to was completely in favour of keeping it and actually resulted in a speedy keep. Much of the discussion apparently happened in several other places. This appears to be the TfD that deleted the template: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Templates_for_deletion/Log/2007_November_8#Template:Spoiler

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    10. Re:Spoiler Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And that's exactly how it should be. If the article didn't include the important relevant details it wouldn't be a comprehensive article on the subject, and would be less useful as a reference source. One should assume that all fiction articles contain spoilers and not read the article if one hasn't read or seen the fiction or performance and doesn't want it to be spoiled. Since all fiction articles should contain spoilers, there should be no spoiler warnings. Now lots of articles on fiction go way too far and include way too many useless details, but that's a whole other issue.

    11. Re:Spoiler Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Mod that spoiling asshole down. To oblivion.

      (Unless he's lying)

    12. Re:Spoiler Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If edit wars and a deleted article or template are the worst complaints one can make against Wikipedia, then it must be doing a good thing. For once, you would think people should be glad for what they have, rather than incessantly complain. It's actually amazing that Wikipedia exists at all.

    13. Re:Spoiler Alert by meloneg · · Score: 1

      But, information wants to be fffrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

      Shouldn't every article about a work of fiction automatically contain the entire text/transcript?

    14. Re:Spoiler Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mod that spoiling asshole down. To oblivion.

      Now who's spoiling? Everybody knows that if he joins the Dark Brotherhood, then the murderer at the party at Summitmist Manor was the player character in Oblivion!

    15. Re:Spoiler Alert by n2art2 · · Score: 1

      I don't get it. If your going to wikipedia to read about the play, then you already should be aware of the fact that it is going to tell you about the play. If you think that knowledge will spoil your viewing of the play, then you should be smart enough to not read about the play until after you go see it.

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    16. Re:Spoiler Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm glad. Collapsible text is not only extremely unprofessional but a major pain in the ass. It belongs in comments, not articles.

    17. Re:Spoiler Alert by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Looks like a case of tyranny of the majority to me. It appears from the discussion that there were a few people who placed very high value on not having spoilers easily accessable in wikipedia while most didn't like how they looked (or more importantly didn't like that they were a reminder that wikipedia is most useful on subjects of media rather than a trusted encyclopedia).

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    18. Re:Spoiler Alert by operagost · · Score: 1

      You don't have a Clue, do you?

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    19. Re:Spoiler Alert by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      I don't get it. If your going to wikipedia to read about the play, then you already should be aware of the fact that it is going to tell you about the play. If you think that knowledge will spoil your viewing of the play, then you should be smart enough to not read about the play until after you go see it.

      Not neccessarily true. Assume I've never seen the play and do not know the twist. I have tickets for the show next week, and a friend of mine said it might be the longest running play of all time but they are not sure, nor are they sure when the play was written. How would *I* find out that information without hitting a spolier?

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    20. Re:Spoiler Alert by arose · · Score: 1

      So, when it was "a lot of people want to keep it", it was "lack of democracy". When just it's "a few people want to keep it", it is "tyranny of the majority". Either way, if the powers to be disagree with your opinion, they are being oppressive, no matter how the decision was made.

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    21. Re:Spoiler Alert by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      A quick show of hands: Who among those that modded the above comment "flamebait" actually thought there was a character named "Colonel Mustard" who killed someone in a "family room" (which British manors don't have) with a morningstar?

      Well then, I guess we know who reads and who doesn't.

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    22. Re:Spoiler Alert by julesh · · Score: 1

      Why don't they just edit it with "spoiler alert"

      The relevant fact is just below a bold, large type heading with the text "Identity of the killer".

      I don't really think much more than that is required, is it?

    23. Re:Spoiler Alert by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      reminder that wikipedia is most useful on subjects of media rather than a trusted encyclopedia

      [citation needed]

      Is the Encyclopedia Britannica a trusted encyclopedia?

      http://news.cnet.com/2100-1038_3-5997332.html

      (and yes, I also see there are other articles claiming that the study was flawed...)

    24. Re:Spoiler Alert by GrumblyStuff · · Score: 1

      How do you know that?! She could have a wizard pop out of the closet and everyone would be like, "Ooooh, he did it!"

    25. Re:Spoiler Alert by JimFive · · Score: 1

      How would *I* find out that information without hitting a spolier?

      How about by searching for a Review instead of an encyclopedia article that includes a section on the plot?

      Alternatively, you could decide that those tidbits of trivia aren't important enough that you need to know them right now. Then you could wait and look them up after you see the play.
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    26. Re:Spoiler Alert by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At the bottom of all Wikipedia pages, there's a link to the disclaimers.

      Of particular note: the Content disclaimer

      Note the part that says "Wikipedia contains spoilers". It's been that way for a while. If you read Wikipedia, you should know what you're getting into.

    27. Re:Spoiler Alert by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Tyranny of the majority is a specific case that happens when the cost of a decision is high for a few people but the benefits are modest but present for most of the people. It's problematic enough that it has a cliche (two wolves and one sheep voting on what's for dinner).

      It's a real problem and something that our government was formed expressly to prevent (see the constitutional ammendment process, judicial review, veto).

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    28. Re:Spoiler Alert by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean what wikipedia is or is not, but most people trust it as a source for media info but I don't think that's necessarily true, but do think the peception exists. Almost every arguement in the discussion against the spoiler tag mentioned that it is only useful for a small class of articles (those relating to fictional works), it's used specifically by other media only wikis, and it was unencyclopedic (which at best seems to be an argument centered on it will damage wikipedias reputation). That leads me to believe that they were very concerned about increasing their reputation on non-media subjects, and felt that having something that increased their usefullness for media articles was not the best way to accomplish that goal.

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    29. Re:Spoiler Alert by n2art2 · · Score: 1

      http://www.google.com/search?rls=en&q=longest+running+play+of+all+time

      That's how. Google, or Yahoo if you prefer. . . http://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=Aku9Hp_M6GXpSATA.tR9246bvZx4?p=longest+running+play+of+all+time

      And no I'm not going to look on Bing as well for you.

      Just because you can use wikipedia to find out that one fact about something, that is not all wikipedia is designed for, so if that is all you want to know, and you don't want to accidently find out more, and get a spoiler from a site that will tell you "everything about anything" then don't look there.

      It's not wikipedia or anyone else's job, to make the end user have common sense.

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  3. Simple by bjoast · · Score: 5, Insightful

    People should know by now that if you don't want to have the ending spoiled for you, don't read the plot section. It's not a review. It's an encyclopedic article.

    1. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      People should know by now that if you don't want to have the ending spoiled for you, don't read the plot section. It's not a review. It's an encyclopedic article.

      Except that if you ever went to the Mousetrap, you would know that it's an incredibly well written, tight play. Without the spoiler, I would venture to guess that despite being given all the clues, around 80% of the audience would fall to one of the many misdirections and identify the wrong actor as the killer. Considering that there are multiple murders performed, meaning multiple times to revise you best guess, you would think that you could narrow things down more efficiently.

      Agatha Christie herself would ask the audience to talk freely about the play but not reveal the killer, that future audiences could enjoy it equally as they did. While some tool on Wikipedia is thumping his chest about cataloguing information, it is in incredibly poor taste. A tradition has evolved around both not revealing the murderer and informing the audience of Agatha's wishes to keep the murderer secret. This tradition has stood the test of time for more than half a century, and humanity hasn't suffered. Knowing "who did it" in a "who done it" really does ruin the experience, just look at the namesake "The Mousetrap" movie. Despite being a better than average film, it did poorly in the box office in part to a movie critic revealing the killer.

    2. Re:Simple by mcgrew · · Score: 2

      No kidding! Who do these people think they are, anyway? Thay act like they own the play, when they own nothing; just a "limited" time monopoly on its publication. And there's no way to keep anyone from writing about it. To Christie's heirs, I give a big FUCK YOU ASSHOLES.

      That's why when I reviewed Gran Torino when it first came out, I warned everybody not to read the wikipedia article (as if there's anybody here who wouldn't know better anyway).

    3. Re:Simple by captainpanic · · Score: 1

      People should know by now that if you don't want to have the ending spoiled for you, don't read the plot section. It's not a review. It's an encyclopedic article.

      The real question is: What stupid people start reading a summary of a story, continue to read it after they must have realized that it contains the storyline, read the ending, and then complain about it???

      Wikipedia and encyclopedias in general often (if not always) give away the ending... so... what are we discussing again, and why? Might as well complain that the sky is blue.
      If anything, the Agatha Christie community should just be offended that the website about this "famous" story was only completed in 2010.

      Spoiler alert: here's the entire story of A Tale of Two Cities in 3 short chapters. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Tale_of_Two_Cities
      Spoiler alert: here's the entire story of the Lord of the Rings in 10 short paragraphs. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lord_of_the_Rings#Synopsis
      Etc., etc.

    4. Re:Simple by AvitarX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And since the spoilers can easily be hidden, only to be revealed by a user interaction (such as a click) there is no reason to not do such. Wikipedia has advantages over a printed publication, and should take advantage of that. Just as the crowd sourcing is taken advantage of.

      With proper tagging of the spoiler, it could be up to a printer how it would be peinted, and they could require extra effort for web readers as they wanted. I think that's kind of the point of separating display from content.

      Shame on them.

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    5. Re:Simple by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      Well, if you want to keep tension, then just remember that Wikipedia can be edited by anyone at any time, and information found there can always be inaccurate. Maybe just before you looked, someone modified the ending because he saw the play, was on the wrong track up until the end, and wanted at least to have been right according to Wikipedia.

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    6. Re:Simple by j00r0m4nc3r · · Score: 1

      And since the spoilers can easily be hidden, only to be revealed by a user interaction (such as a click) there is no reason to not do such. Wikipedia has advantages over a printed publication, and should take advantage of that. Just as the crowd sourcing is taken advantage of.

      So should we put the ending of WWII into a "spoilers" section also? I would say that if you're not interested in knowing the ending, don't read a Wikipedia entry about that topic. I don't see why Wikipedia has to play along with AC's stupid game of "tee hee we know the secret but wont tell anyone". It's like how magicians get upset when someone reveals their trick. It's not like it's real magic. It's just a trick designed to entertain people. I find it more entertaining to learn the trick and how it's performed. In fact, if you won't tell me the secret I'm going to figure it out anyway, and tell all my friends, just to spite the magician for being a tool.

    7. Re:Simple by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I think I actually said that they should include it.

      I simply think it should be mildly obscured so that I can for example read about the history of the play without an accidental spoiler.

      The year it was written and by who are things I may want to knowknow before watching it.

      Comparing historical events to plays, books, and movies in this reguard is just silly.

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    8. Re:Simple by mike2R · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While some tool on Wikipedia is thumping his chest about cataloguing information, it is in incredibly poor taste. A tradition has evolved around both not revealing the murderer and informing the audience of Agatha's wishes to keep the murderer secret.

      Wikipedia is at least consistent with its approach to fiction: they do this with everything. I don't know that this is necessarily a bad thing, it isn't a review, it is a plot summary in an encyclopedia. As long as you know they do this, you know not to read any article on a piece of fiction unless you have already read/seen it, or you don't care about spoilers.

      While you can certainly make an argument that they should either not include spoilers, or put spoiler warnings, they have decided not to for whatever reason. Their site, they can do what they like.

      Except that if you ever went to the Mousetrap, you would know that it's an incredibly well written, tight play. Without the spoiler, I would venture to guess that despite being given all the clues, around 80% of the audience would fall to one of the many misdirections and identify the wrong actor as the killer.

      I've never seen it, maybe I should. I kind of pride myself that I can nearly always guess the murderer in an Agatha Christie after the first murder (occasionally before it :) ). In most of them there is one character who is very central (although not the detective), but is under no suspicion whatever. It is essentially impossible for them to have committed it, and they have no motive whatsoever. If they are also the sole source for certain key pieces of information then you can be certain they are the guilty party.

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    9. Re:Simple by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      There is the difficulty of keeping the spoilers out of search engines, using JavaScript to reveal the spoilers in a way that is universally compatible with all media Wikipedia is read on (including Kindles and OLPCs), and not requiring large changes to Wikipedia's caching engines (which a search-engine safe spoiler-protector may well require, without some sort of decryption etc).

      I can see valid arguments both ways really; sometimes I want to find out about a work of fiction and just want to know what it was about with no intention to view it, very rarely I'll read about one and want to see it. Never have I read about one only to have it spoiled and not want to see it, or go ahead and see it and find it ruined by knowing, but I can imagine it being possible.
      It is hard to find a compromise between these conflicting aims, I don't think you can blame evil Wikipedia administrators or that it's something inherently flawed with Wikipedia.. e.g. Jimbo is an asshole but that is well documented on Wikipedia itself, which I think speaks to how unbiased Wikipedia is when people give a damn (when no-one does give a damn except those writing it's another story, but then who cares?).

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    10. Re:Simple by digitig · · Score: 1

      There is the difficulty of keeping the spoilers out of search engines, using JavaScript to reveal the spoilers in a way that is universally compatible with all media

      I thought javascript always broke accessibility for visually impaired users. Is that fixed now, or by "all media" did you mean all media that you use?

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    11. Re:Simple by Confusador · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but given that I've had 50 years to see it if I wanted to do so without spoilers, I think the statute of limitations on this one has run out. See also: the identity of Rosebud. I haven't seen Moustrap, but Citizen Kane is a fine movie even knowing the ending. If Agatha Christie can't write that well, maybe it's not as big a deal as people are making it.

    12. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, let's kow-tow to tradition. Why not rewrite the article on Morning Crescent so it doesn't give away that it's all made up? Or the article on Jesus Christ, so there's no doubt that he truly is the son of God - it's tradition, after all.

      Here's a simple metric - an edit can give an article a) more interesting facts or b) less interesting facts. Which do you choose?

    13. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People should know by now that if you don't want to have the ending spoiled for you, don't read the plot section. It's not a review. It's an encyclopedic article.

      And you should know by now that that's a stupid way to go about doing things.

      People come to Wikipedia to get information about works of fiction in various media all the time. The majority of the time they do so before consuming said media. If wiki wants to continue being the first Google result of many searches, they should strongly consider separating Plot sections into Synopsis and Plot sections.

    14. Re:Simple by imthesponge · · Score: 1

      A complete synopsis would still include the ending to the story.

    15. Re:Simple by Myopic · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Without taking a stand on whether it is right or wrong to reveal the ending, I want to make the point that Agatha Christie's wishes are completely irrelevant to the discussion. Authors do not have the prerogative to control the conversations about their works. Whether it is rude or not to reveal the ending is unrelated to the author's feelings on the matter.

    16. Re:Simple by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      Huh? I'd not reveal the identity of Rosebud either, because there are always people who do not know the ending. Why spoil it for them just because it's over 50 years old? They both fall into the same category of "protected spoilers" I'd have thought.

      As for comparing Citizen Kane the movie to the Mousetrap as a script, you just can't do that. Much of the enjoyment of the play comes from the direction (or misdirection). I worked on a production last year and the director did a stunning job of making it dark and thrilling. I've seen some productions that treat it as a melodrama, or more of a comedy who-dunnit.

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    17. Re:Simple by Eivind · · Score: 1

      Her opinion is doubly irrelevant because she is DEAD. i.e. not even the moral argument of not causing needless offence applies, as decomposed people are incapable of being offended.

    18. Re:Simple by XaProf · · Score: 1

      ...Knowing "who did it" in a "who done it" really does ruin the experience, just look at the namesake "The Mousetrap" movie. Despite being a better than average film, it did poorly in the box office in part to a movie critic revealing the killer.

      What film? Famously, the rights a film of "The Mousetrap" state that no film can be made until the West End production has been closed for 6 months (presumably, to avoid revealing the secret). Since the play is still running, no film has been made. The filmmakers have been waiting so long that the producer who made the original deal died almost 10 years ago!

    19. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agatha Christie has many times written books that the reader can't solve, you can make an educated guess, but not solve.
      This is not true with all her novels.
      That's because she keeps secret clues and undefined esoteric knowledge. For example (not from any specific novel), Miss Marple looks in the case and grimaces in a knowing manner, but never tells the reader what is seen until the accusation scene. Or let's say the description included a blue orchid on an antique stand in the back corner of the dining room, but there was never a mention that the blue orchid was used by native tribesmen to make a poison that turns it's victims bright plaid, just like the dead guy in chapter 3. If you weren't a horticulturist specializing in orchids or a toxicologist with special studies of boogoo island native hunting poisons there is no way for you to know such facts (or fictions as the case may be) without the author telling you. And that's the problem.

      It's my opinion (and I know a lot of others that feel the same way) that one of the signs of a good mystery writer is the ability to make everything necessary for the reader to solve (not guess) available in the story at the same time the character obtains the clue. (Yes, the Sherlock Holmes stories were written in that fashion. I suspect that is the primary reason that both Holmes and Watson explain their specialized knowledge to each other. Remember, Watson was an intelligent educated man and a medical doctor, he just didn't have Holmes perceptive nature or skill at deduction.)

    20. Re:Simple by SarekOfVulcan · · Score: 1

      Without the spoiler, I would venture to guess that despite being given all the clues, around 80% of the audience would fall to one of the many misdirections and identify the wrong actor as the killer.

      Heck, when I did it, my daughter thought it was me until the ultimate reveal. :-)

    21. Re:Simple by Confusador · · Score: 1

      You'll notice I didn't spoil either myself, because it's not warranted here. But in a discussion of the work? I would certainly expect there to be spoilers at this point, and if I wanted to avoid them I wouldn't read any such thing.

      As far as productions are concerned, you are quite right. Your examples, though, are exactly why the spoilers are less important than they are being made out to be here, since it's the experience that matters and as you point out there are many reasons to see it even after you know the end.

    22. Re:Simple by JimFive · · Score: 1

      Actually, Doyle was incredibly bad about not giving the reader all of the necessary information. A particularly egregious example is in the "Red-Haired Gentlemen's Club" (or whatever it's name is) where the missing tidbit of information is that the person had dirt on his trousers. Doyle rationalizes this because the reader only knows/observes what Watson knows/observes, if Watson is obtuse, then so is the reader. Christie's novels are almost all solvable by the reader with the information given in the story at the moment that the detective announces that E has the answer. Stout is usually good about with a couple of exceptions.

      I lament the demise of the whodunnit.
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    23. Re:Simple by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia has advantages over a printed publication, and should take advantage of that.

      Printed publications can do it too, you must have seen a quiz or crossword where the answers are on a separate page.

      TV also - on the news they tell you to "look away now" when sports results are shown if highlights of a game are coming up after.

      But apparently it's too difficult for the wikitards. Oh noes, it breaks teh javaxscriptzes!

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    24. Re:Simple by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It's nothing to do with the feeling of the heirs, you rabid loon. It's more consideration for those about to see it.

      Re your review: pollack isn't a guy from Warsaw, it's a kind of fish, and it's "dago" not "dego".

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    25. Re:Simple by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      If it were in a

      or a class="spoiler", the printers could say, see next page for this content, or print it upside down, or ROT-13 or whatever they wanted.

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    26. Re:Simple by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      oops in a <span> or a <div>

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    27. Re:Simple by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      I would load the content with CSS display: hidden, use javascript to reveal it (using a span or a div with the class set to spoiler.

      This would not deny anybody from an content (it would be in the source at the very least), somebody could write a wikipedia reader that handled the spoiler class if wanted.

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    28. Re:Simple by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      The heirs are the ones up in arms about it.

    29. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doyle was incredibly bad about not giving the reader all of the necessary information.

      I can't say I've noticed examples of that. But then I read them while commuting so maybe I wasn't paying 100% attention.

      Doyle rationalizes this because the reader only knows/observes what Watson knows/observes, if Watson is obtuse, then so is the reader.

      MIRW, but aren't they written as extracts from Watson's memoirs, written after the event? If so, that wouldn't make any sense. He'd know when he was writing them even if he didn't at the time.

  4. On Anthropomorphizing a Diverse Website by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Unrepetant (sic), Wikipedia justifies the decision to reveal the ending of the play. 'Our purpose is to collect and report notable knowledge. It's exceedingly easy to avoid knowing the identity of the murderer: just don't read it.'

    Wikipedia then coughed and got into its Bentley and instructed the driver to take it to the nearest pub where it drank profusely. Then it went home and beat its wife.

    Sound absurd? Because Wikipedia is such a diverse collection of individuals it's possible that all of the above is true.

    If you're interested in who made that original statement quoted in the article and summary, it appears to have been a reader named CyclOpia according to The Signpost. And the full quote is cited as:

    "Our purpose is to collect and report notable knowledge. It's exceedingly easy to avoid knowing the identity of the murderer: just don't read it. Asking Wikipedia not to reveal the identity of the murderer is like asking a library to remove copies of The Mousetrap book from shelves because someone could just go and read the end."

    Whether or not you agree with that analogy, it's difficult to find who wrote it and when officially. And even then you're dealing with a pseudonym. Does anyone know what current administrators think? If not, the best you can do is read the policy on spoilers. If you're quoting users, the Signpost offers a totally different view from "Wikipedia":

    I would argue that, however trivial it may appear, the revelation of the ending breaches an oral contract between the actors and the audience. Such is the fame of the secrecy that an audience member cannot reasonably attend without knowing their role to play in guarding it, and thus an oral contract, implied in fact, has taken place. Given the importance of Wikipedia on the internet, I believe that they have a duty to protect this contract, as its breach is completely disrespectful of an old and well-kept tradition.

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    1. Re:On Anthropomorphizing a Diverse Website by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Go any buy the book, or borrow it from a library ...it's been in print for 56 years now

      The play supposedly hinges on the twist ending which reveals the murderer and it probably is a surprise to most people who do not know the ending, but how many people who want to go and see it would read the complete Wikipedia entry first and then would be surprised that the most important plot point was revealed?

      Btw Darth Vader is Anakin Skywalker, Dr. Malcolm Crowe is a ghost, Kane's Rosebud was his sled, Godot never shows up

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    2. Re:On Anthropomorphizing a Diverse Website by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      Well... who *wouldn't* read about it on wikipedia before going out to see it? Chances are theaters advertise it as being a huge classic, yet most these days may not have heard of it and may only be slightly familiar with Christie's work. Before potentially wasting a potentially expensive evening, I would probably do some casual reading on the internet about it. The first place I would look would probably be Wikipedia. There's really no reason to expect major spoilers without some warning there, and I might not read the whole page straight through in order. Something might inadvetantly catch my eye near the bottom as I look for the related links/sources... like the identity of the killer.

    3. Re:On Anthropomorphizing a Diverse Website by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      Have you seen the article .... a screen and a half down under the section header "PLOT" under a subsection "Identity of the murderer" after a discussion about it being kept secret it then finally tells you .... ...Or if you know how to stop reading it doesn't ...

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  5. Quit yer damn whinning by Stumbles · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Gesh so now we can't even talk about stuff cause we "might spoil" it for another. Get over it. Grandma and you have made your money so hush.

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    1. Re:Quit yer damn whinning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Aerith dies!

    2. Re:Quit yer damn whinning by causality · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Gesh so now we can't even talk about stuff cause we "might spoil" it for another. Get over it. Grandma and you have made your money so hush.

      A lot of people really hate free choice because then somebody else might use something in a way they don't approve of. The fact that it doesn't deprive anyone else of making the same choice isn't good enough for them. This is a microcosm. The macrocosm is all of the bad laws we have attempting to regulate what consenting adults may or may not do. It's busybody Puritanism at its finest.

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    3. Re:Quit yer damn whinning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      The famous oral contract at the end of "The Mousetrap" encourages you to talk about the play, but asks that you don't reveal the killer. Assuming you have enough skill to talk about the play, you probably can avoid outing the killer.

    4. Re:Quit yer damn whinning by altinos.com · · Score: 1

      So if I've never seen the play, and I go to the library and read the end of the book, then go tell people, I am not bound to that oral contract.

    5. Re:Quit yer damn whinning by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      An oral contract isn't worth the paper it's written on.

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    6. Re:Quit yer damn whinning by Mathinker · · Score: 1

      You're too late --- ironically, this is disclosed in the header of the Wikipedia article on the character.

    7. Re:Quit yer damn whinning by need4mospd · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Darth Vader is Luke's father.

      Frodo throws the ring in the volcano.

      The guys in Brokeback Mountain are gay.

      Jake's mind is transfered to a Na'vi's body.

      Neo is "The One".

      William Wallace dies.

      Norman Bates is his mother.

      Rambo kills everyone within 4 city blocks.

      Princess Fiona turns into an ogre.

      That should do it.

    8. Re:Quit yer damn whinning by abigsmurf · · Score: 1

      The problem with spoilers is that you don't often get a choice.

      If you search for a movie to see if it's any good and the top result has Snape is Keyser Söze's ghost in the description, you've no chance of avoiding it.

      You can't choose to avoid a spoiler because you don't know what's a spoiler until your mind processes it and it's incredibly hard to stop yourself automatically reading words presented to you. Case in point, I doubt the first sentence in this post was where your eyes were drawn to first.

    9. Re:Quit yer damn whinning by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      Taking it to the other extreme if you stood outside the entrance to a theatre as viewers were walking in, holding a big sign with the details of the killer written on it, that would worsen the effects of the production against the will of the people about to view it.

      There is a gray area (as there always is), it's not black and white. (And I'm making no comment about my views on spoilers in Wikipedia, just that to say you can't dismiss it without considering the specific case.)

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    10. Re:Quit yer damn whinning by dwye · · Score: 1

      > That should do it.

      You forgot:

      Bruce Willis's psychiatrist died in the first scene, but didn't know it. He was a ghost, while treating the boy.

      Juno was a man.

      And, most famously, Rosebud was the sled (from C.F Kane's childhood, before he was sent off to boarding school).

    11. Re:Quit yer damn whinning by digitig · · Score: 1

      Taking it to the other extreme if you stood outside the entrance to a theatre as viewers were walking in, holding a big sign with the details of the killer written on it, that would worsen the effects of the production against the will of the people about to view it.

      "The killer"? What, somebody gets killed in the play? Aww, you've spoiled the surprise for me now.

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    12. Re:Quit yer damn whinning by FoolishOwl · · Score: 1

      Frodo throws the ring in the volcano.

      I have to nitpick: Frodo doesn't have the strength of will to do it. While he's turning back from the edge, he's attacked by Gollum, who bites off his finger, then falls into the lava. The point was that, on the one hand, the seduction of the One Ring would eventually corrupt anyone, but on the other, its treacherous lead to its own destruction.

      Also, you forgot that "Rosebud" was Kane's sled.

    13. Re:Quit yer damn whinning by arose · · Score: 1

      Exactly, anything is a "spoiler" of some sort.

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    14. Re:Quit yer damn whinning by ebuck · · Score: 1

      A lot of people really hate free choice because then somebody else might use something in a way they don't approve of. The fact that it doesn't deprive anyone else of making the same choice isn't good enough for them.

      Exactly how does revealing the killer not affect my ability to enjoy the surprise of finding the killer for the first time in the play? Your high-horse "freedom from the writer" rings hollow when the writer only REQUESTED that you don't spoil the plot. Add to that your stance that your freedom to reveal the plot is a perfect example of arguing that you are both free to swing your fists and hit my nose, and it only makes the stance you are taking look like a big pile of double-standard talk.

      Many of your sentiments have the ring of truth to them; but you're missing the point. There's really no way you can argue that because the writer asked you to be considerate of others, it is proper to walk over others' enjoyment of the play as you can't be bound to the writer's wishes.

    15. Re:Quit yer damn whinning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's an oral contract? Damnit!!! I didn't know that. You've gone and ruined it for me. Thanks a lot!

    16. Re:Quit yer damn whinning by causality · · Score: 1

      A lot of people really hate free choice because then somebody else might use something in a way they don't approve of. The fact that it doesn't deprive anyone else of making the same choice isn't good enough for them.

      Exactly how does revealing the killer not affect my ability to enjoy the surprise of finding the killer for the first time in the play? Your high-horse "freedom from the writer" rings hollow when the writer only REQUESTED that you don't spoil the plot. Add to that your stance that your freedom to reveal the plot is a perfect example of arguing that you are both free to swing your fists and hit my nose, and it only makes the stance you are taking look like a big pile of double-standard talk.

      Many of your sentiments have the ring of truth to them; but you're missing the point. There's really no way you can argue that because the writer asked you to be considerate of others, it is proper to walk over others' enjoyment of the play as you can't be bound to the writer's wishes.

      That's a nice bit of text there but it misses a simple fact. Anyone looking for plot information is likely to encounter spoilers. Further, anyone familiar at all with how Wikipedia covers works like books and video games and movies would know that it's quite comprehensive. Their problem if they don't take this into consideration. The writer's grandchildren are enjoying the revenues of a dead person's works and bitching about how those are enjoyed. It's that simple and I won't defend them.

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  6. Boundless technology... by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 1

    ...and Wikipedia can't come up with 'spoiler tags'. We really haven't gotten anywhere.

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    1. Re:Boundless technology... by Tar-Alcarin · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not only is Wikipedia aware of the concept, but they have an article devoted to why they're no longer using them

    2. Re:Boundless technology... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      They had spoiler tags. Then a bunch of powertripping admins rammed through a proposal to remove them and deleted all of them from the site.

    3. Re:Boundless technology... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think they used to have spoiler tags. See WP:SPOILER. It appears that the group consensus among Wikipedia editors was that if they were to use spoiler tags then they wouldn't be such huge fuckheads so of course they decided against using spoiler tags.

    4. Re:Boundless technology... by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

      ...and Wikipedia can't come up with 'spoiler tags'. We really haven't gotten anywhere.

      Wikipedia had spoiler tags, but decided to deprecate them -- as has been amply pointed out by other editors. Seriously, is it too much to ask for people to realize that an article section titled 'plot' will actually discuss the plot?

      Clearly they're doing it just because they're dicks, as everyone knows that all other encyclopedias, serious literary reference works, and scholarly publications are very careful to wrap any discussion of plot details in spoiler tags.

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    5. Re:Boundless technology... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It's possible to discuss the plot without giving the ending away; reviews and guides do it. I can't be the only one who reads them to see if I might like the book/film or not.

      I don't know if the article on Avatar gives the ending away. By the second sentence I'd already decided.

      * Spoiler *

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    6. Re:Boundless technology... by Idarubicin · · Score: 1

      It's possible to discuss the plot without giving the ending away; reviews and guides do it.

      Why would you decide that Wikipedia - an online encyclopedia - should follow the customs and practices of magazine articles and movie guides? Wouldn't it be more appropriate for it to take the approach of other encyclopedias and scholarly works?

      I can't be the only one who reads them to see if I might like the book/film or not.

      It's not really Wikipedia's fault that you're trying to use an encyclopedia as Rottentomatoes.com.

      By the way, at the end of the play Romeo fakes his own death; Juliet fails to receive word in time and commits suicide; Romeo, heartbroken, takes his own life as well; everyone else feels bad afterward for being such dicks.

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  7. Let's get this out of the way by gridzilla · · Score: 1
    1. Re:Let's get this out of the way by jez9999 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yep, and in case Wikipedia removes it:

      In a twist ending, it is revealed that the murderer is Sergeant Trotter, who is not a policeman at all but an insane killer seeking to avenge his brother's death;[9][10] that Miss Casewell is actually his sister who came looking for him; that Mollie Ralston taught the children as students when she was a teacher; and that Major Metcalf is, in fact, an undercover police detective, looking for the murderer.

      :-D

    2. Re:Let's get this out of the way by Pojut · · Score: 1

      And Ms. Potter, the local school marm, was in fact a bowl of jello pudding.

    3. Re:Let's get this out of the way by Vintermann · · Score: 1

      I don't have to read that, I know it already. Even if I don't know a clue about what the story is like, I've worked it out.

      "The mousetrap" is the one story - the one story in the whole history of detective mysteries - where the butler actually did it. That's it. That's the big secret. That's why "the butler did it" became the classic meme that it is.

      Clearly, my explanation is perfect, so don't come along spoiling it with actual facts from the story like whether there is a butler in it.

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    4. Re:Let's get this out of the way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I figured it out five minutes in. Next.

    5. Re:Let's get this out of the way by digitig · · Score: 1

      Before the character even appeared? That was clever. Or bull.

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  8. Spoiler Alert by neltana · · Score: 1

    The play's twist is, of course, that Agatha Christie has been dead the whole time!

  9. Re:Simple *spoiler alert* by clang_jangle · · Score: 1

    And clearly you are just such a moron.

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  10. Because David Gerard Removed It by eldavojohn · · Score: 4, Informative

    Why don't they just edit it with "spoiler alert"

    Originally it had this classification but it was edited out by David Gerard. And I believe has not been added back since. If you don't know who David Gerard is, he has been very active in Wikipedia since early 2004 and blogs frequently about it.

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    1. Re:Because David Gerard Removed It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yep. You're talking about the second most corrupt asshole in the whole Wikipedia hierarchy, second only to Jimbo himself.

      Then again, "corrupt" and "wikipedia admin" ought to be a combined entry in the thesaurus anyways.

      Revert David Gerard, and you're going to have yourself an instant life ban. Revert one of the people he protects, likewise. It doesn't matter if you are right or wrong, have good reason, or even have the weight of "community consensus" behind you - he'll simply ban enough people, lie and claim "oh they were all sockpuppets", and there you go, poof, no more "consensus." He keeps a sitting list of people to accuse as sockpuppets that will get someone a "no questions asked" ban - look at the number of times his shitheaded tool followers accused people, with no evidence or reasons, of being "Enviroknot", or "Pigsonthewing", or any of a dozen other names.

      Take a good look at "Dreamguy", one of his followers with extreme ownership issues over anything "fantasy fiction." This asshat got into a tiff with someone and accused them of being "Enviroknot" a few years ago. Response from corrupt ass DG? "instant ban, no questions."

      He pioneered most of the tactics described in detail by former wikipedia admins, he was the one who set up most of the Wikipedia "organize in private" setups (like the Durova List) that makes people think "cabal"... because, yes, if you didn't know, corrupt assholes like him actually DO organize behind the scenes, hold secret trials, and determine who to harass and attack.

      He's one of the worst abusers of the "don't bite the newbies", and according to many users, deliberately teaches many of the current worst wikipedia admins - the ones who "patrol", or Troll, the "request for unblock" template and attack, insult, and harangue any user they can find so they can claim "yay I banned someone." You know, people who do stuff like this, who post worthless "replies", leave insults, and generally know that because they are admins or have admin backing, they don't have to care at all about the rules.

      David Gerard isn't just a symptom of what's wrong with wikipedia. He's a walking example of the disease.

    2. Re:Because David Gerard Removed It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No mention of David Gerard is complete without the ED page about him:

      http://encyclopediadramatica.com/David_Gerard

      Damn, that guy should have played Dracula.

    3. Re:Because David Gerard Removed It by moonbender · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Regardless of the person who removed the spoiler template, this seems to be a fairly straightforward edit. His edit comment referred to the guideline on spoilers: "Wikipedia has previously included such warnings in some articles on works of fiction. Since it is generally expected that the subjects of our articles will be covered in detail, such warnings are considered unnecessary. Therefore, Wikipedia no longer carries spoiler warnings, except for the content disclaimer and section headings (such as "Plot" or "Ending") which imply the presence of spoilers."

      This is just a guideline, so it's not like it's totally set in stone, and I have no idea if the guideline is representative of the general opinion; however it seems fairly reasonable to me: you really would expect an encyclopedia article to contain spoilers in the plot summary, particularly since pretty much anything can be considered a spoiler (personally, I'm very picky about it). That said, I think the article summary, that is the introductory paragraph before the table of contents, should be free of significant spoilers.

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    4. Re:Because David Gerard Removed It by RevRagnarok · · Score: 1

      Dammit out of mod points... +1 VERY informative

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    5. Re:Because David Gerard Removed It by pr0nbot · · Score: 2, Funny

      Dammit Enviroknot, stop trolling!

      *BANHAMMER*

    6. Re:Because David Gerard Removed It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Anonymous Coward" perma-banned from wikipedia editing in 3...2...1...

    7. Re:Because David Gerard Removed It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you really would expect an encyclopedia article to contain spoilers in the plot summary, particularly since pretty much anything can be considered a spoiler

      You would. I might. However since the entire subject of this story is that Wiki is breaking with longstanding tradition, I think quite a few people would expect otherwise.

    8. Re:Because David Gerard Removed It by penguinchris · · Score: 2, Informative

      If one casually reads Wikipedia and isn't familiar with it, they might assume they're not going to give away the ending. I know I was a bit surprised the first time I suddenly ruined the ending of a movie I was reading about on Wikipedia that I had planned to watch before realizing what I was reading.

      You're right that if there's a section titled "Ending" then it's clear you shouldn't read that if you don't want spoilers. However, in most cases there is not such a section. Plot summaries can be very short, and if it's not clear what you're reading you can find yourself getting all the big plot twists in less than a couple of sentences. You really have to be careful, or just avoid Wikipedia altogether if you haven't seen/read something, because they usually don't indicate spoilers. Many like to read about things on the internet before spending time watching or reading them, though, and Wikipedia is often a more useful source than IMDB or random sites across the internet. It really makes no sense not to include a spoilers warning. IMDB is very good about this these days (they weren't originally).

      They need to be consistent, and it's common courtesy to avoid giving away the ending without warning. There's really no excuse not to. And honestly, I don't expect that if I open any other encyclopedia that I'll get spoilers for anything. That has never been how things worked in the past. I wouldn't expect to even see things that are general knowledge now like (spoiler alert) Vader being Luke's father (sorry if you didn't know). Does that really belong in an encyclopedia? A brief overview of the plot, sure, but not major twists and so on. I realize Wikipedia is more in-depth than other encyclopedias, especially on cultural topics like plays and movies, and I think that's great - but use a damn spoiler tag, because otherwise you're being a jerk to those who haven't seen whatever it is.

    9. Re:Because David Gerard Removed It by Toksyuryel · · Score: 1

      This "longstanding tradition" was broken with YEARS ago. That's not the story here.

    10. Re:Because David Gerard Removed It by JoshuaZ · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm someone who argued strongly against removing of spoiler warnings from Wikipedia and someone who has argued with David Gerard over lots of stuff on Wikipedia. I can say pretty easily that most of the above is utter nonsense. Of course, I'm someone who also seems to get on the list of corrupt Wikipedians pretty often. So take it as you will...

    11. Re:Because David Gerard Removed It by psm321 · · Score: 1

      I don't care either way about spoiler tags, but I like seeing complete plots, including twists/endings. That's why I go to the Wikipedia article first instead of IMDB, because it is more likely to have the entire plot.

    12. Re:Because David Gerard Removed It by CAIMLAS · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, then. It's just like academia and the formation of a traditional encyclopedia, is it?

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    13. Re:Because David Gerard Removed It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And don't forget these incidents...

    14. Re:Because David Gerard Removed It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    15. Re:Because David Gerard Removed It by fractoid · · Score: 1

      I don't care either way about spoiler tags, but I like seeing complete plots, including twists/endings. That's why I go to the Wikipedia article first instead of IMDB, because it is more likely to have the entire plot.

      Yeah, then I don't even need to watch the movie at all!

      I mean, each to their own and all, and if you like a detailed rundown so you know exactly what you're getting, I can understand that... but when I ask a friend about a movie (or look it up) I want the general gist of the movie (setting, genre, maybe some main plot elements) but I don't want them to tell me that he was a ghost all along, Snape kills Dumbledore, and the whole thing was a dream.

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    16. Re:Because David Gerard Removed It by BlackBloq · · Score: 1

      Or if you don't want to know what happens in the end, don't read a freakin article on it. Stupid people I could care less about.

    17. Re:Because David Gerard Removed It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can say pretty easily that you're full of shit. Everything I saw posted previously was 100% accurate.

      There was a point when DG was accusing 4-5 new users a week of being "Enviroknot" with his only evidence being that they were posting on really contentious topics and happened to have a similar viewpoint. Of course, there was real question as to whether the actual Enviroknot was really a "sockpuppet" at all: looking at the contributions list for the account, there was precisely zero contentious behavior from it, as opposed to the filth-mouthed behavior of everyone the unfortunate person got lumped together with in Gerard's personal witch hunt - the only "evidence" adding Enviroknot into it at all was the usual "secret evidence only David Gerard is allowed to see" setup.

      If you check out the arbcom page related, you see nothing but a witch hunt. Yuber was one of Slimvirgin's (one of DG's lieutenants) protectorates. Enviroknot, working within consensus, was being too successful and levelheaded in getting Yuber's blatant racism and nonsense edits overturned. The end result was that they had to gin up some form of a "controversy."

      What better way than to declare that all of Yuber's "opponents" were really just "sockpuppets"? I've checked and rechecked and rechecked the "Enviroknot" account's edits several times: NOT ONE bad edit was made by the account. At the same time, accusations of people being "enviroknot sockpuppets" were made freely by Slimvirgin, David Gerard, and the rest of their little tools for years.

      Eventually they got to the point where it didn't matter: they were so brazen that even anyone speaking up on behalf of a falsely accused user was labeled an "Enviroknot Sockpuppet." User Queeran was banned for daring to request that Yuber's arbitration result - allowing to stop Yuber from blatant edit-warring - actually be ENFORCED. CountPointercount's only "crime" was speaking up to defend another falsely accused user, they didn't even edit anything islam or israel related under ordinary circumstances. Of course, 90% of the time when the corrupt admins are pulling this trick they don't even bother to template the user page or put someone in a category - that could actually be traced! Most of the time it's just "false accusation, permaban, talk page disable, fuck you" from the crop of corrupt asswipes that are wikipedia's administration.

      Yuber eventually got his own ass banned anyways, despite the best efforts of Slimvirgin to protect him. Unsurprisingly, Slimvirgin had her own access yanked for a while, but somehow (wonder how well her connections to DG played there?) got it back without even having to go through normal procedures.

      The whole thing was a farce. If you were honest, you'd admit that.

      Go ahead. Publish a response. Do your own analysis and be honest. I dare you.

    18. Re:Because David Gerard Removed It by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "JoshuaZ" is clearly a "David Gerard" sockpuppet.

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    19. Re:Because David Gerard Removed It by arose · · Score: 1

      Plot summaries can be very short, and if it's not clear what you're reading you can find yourself getting all the big plot twists in less than a couple of sentences.

      Spoiler:

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      Plot summaries have a big "Plot" heading, it can only be read by accident if you don't pay any attention in the first place. If that is too hard, don't visit any wikipedia pages on fiction to begin with, that is another way to surely avoid the spoilers within.

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    20. Re:Because David Gerard Removed It by arose · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia isn't your friend. It's a source of information, not a source of movie/book recommendations.

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      Analogies don't equal equalities, they are merely somewhat analogous.
    21. Re:Because David Gerard Removed It by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      It's possible to write a plot summary - giving you the gist of what the film (etc) is about - without giving all of it away.

      IMDB do it. Mark Kermode does it. Amazon do it. Even Jonathan Ross can manage it, and he's a fucktard.

      --
      Confucius say, "Find worm in apple - bad. Find half a worm - worse."
    22. Re:Because David Gerard Removed It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When a deviant egomaniac like Jimbo Wales is in charge, they will attract other deviant egomaniacs like David Gerard. With Gerard and other enablers around to handle the proles, Jimbo doesn't have to get his hands dirty as often, and he's free to live as King Shit in his own little world of unearned arrogance.

      The period of growth for Wikipedia is over. It has been for at least three years. Wikipedia enjoys its favoritism from search engines like Google, the not-so-secret caste system of sysops/admins/editors is in place, and nobody will be allowed in to change anything without the blessing of the overlords. The rest of us await the inevitable scandal that can't be ignored that will destroy the corrupt project/phony non-profit from within.

    23. Re:Because David Gerard Removed It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you want information on the work of fiction, including a plot summary, that doesn't include major spoilers.

  11. Re:Simple *spoiler alert* by cappp · · Score: 1

    Perfect case in point there, cheers for spoiling it for everyone else. Either that was some damn impressive meta-commentary about the incredible difficulty of avoiding spoilers, especially when someone takes a special joy in ruining a surprise, or....well we all know what the alternative is.

  12. Sergeant Trotter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So sue me.

  13. The secret of "The Mousetrap" by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... goes as follows:

    You turn the crank that turns the gears, it turns the lever that swings the boot, it kicks the bucket and drops the ball, it rolls down the stairs and down the slide, it hits the pole and pushes the hand and knocks the marble down the chute, into the bathtub and down the hole, onto the seesaw launching the man, THE TRAP IS SET HERE COMES THE NET!

    1. Re:The secret of "The Mousetrap" by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      Did you seriously remember the commercial jingle for that game, or did you have to look it up? Either way, well played, sir.

    2. Re:The secret of "The Mousetrap" by alphax45 · · Score: 1

      You posted before me - I had the same thought :)

      Also, for some reason I always read "THE TRAP IS SET HERE COMES THE NET" with the voice of the announcer from "Rock and Roll Racing" ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rock_and_roll_racing ) in my head.

      --
      K Man
    3. Re:The secret of "The Mousetrap" by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

      I had to look up the mechanism on wikipedia, all I could remember was the first and last line.

  14. Just read the book by zoomshorts · · Score: 0

    What is the great mystery?

  15. Wikipedia publishes spoilers all the time by mysidia · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Why is it news that one particular play has a key fact about the plot published?

    Maybe it was cruel of WP editors to remove the spoiler warning/spoiler box, and expand that into the article. But that's just the sort of stuff that happens on WP, you can't rely on having a warning.

    If you are thinking of watching a play or reading a book, you should watch the play or read the book before you read a plot summary about it.

    People research works of literature without reading them or watching the play, imagine that. 100 years from now, when the play is no longer running, the public and researchers will still want to know all about the plot of the story, even if they never actually can go to a play or read the book.

    1. Re:Wikipedia publishes spoilers all the time by David+Gerard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Because the Independent had space to fill, and it's August. Hence claiming that anonymous IPs on a talk page are "approved Wikipedia committee members," something that doesn't exist, and calling up Matthew Prichard to try to pump up the story. Another 500 words down.

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      http://rocknerd.co.uk
    2. Re:Wikipedia publishes spoilers all the time by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Hm... time to create an article on Wikipedia named List of Approved Wikipedia Committee Members, article text: "This page intentionally left blank"

  16. Simple difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The difference as usual is in the details. The wikipedia entery should be expected to reveal all of the possible details. However, the wikipedia entry should also make it clear that it is doing so beforehand.

    Bring back ROT13, problem solved.

  17. Wikipedia has many secrets to reveal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeris_dies

  18. Psssst... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    (The Fifth Element is Love, Snape kills Dumbledore, and Bruce Willis was dead the whole time.)

    1. Re:Psssst... by dzfoo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Bullshit! If he was dead the whole time, how did he defeat Professor Snape Gruber and henchman Karl Godunov at the end, before the big finale when the entire top of the building exploded?

                -dZ.

      --
      Carol vs. Ghost
      ...Can you save Christmas?
    2. Re:Psssst... by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      You forget that the space travelers' names were Adam and Eve, Darth Vader was Luke's father, Sephiroth kills Aries, Soylent Green is people, the guy had already caught the killer and just forgotten about it, and Snape was a good guy the whole time. God, I hope I didn't spoil Memento for anyone.

      --
      I don't believe in time. It's a grand conspiracy designed to sell watches.
    3. Re:Psssst... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That chick in The Crying Game is a dude.

    4. Re:Psssst... by meloneg · · Score: 1

      Alright. I got most of them. What's the Adam and Eve one?

    5. Re:Psssst... by MrSenile · · Score: 1

      Twilight Zone episode. Fairly good one actually.

      Episode was called (if memory serves) Probe 7, over and out.

      Oh, and people forgot a classic: It's a cook book... a cook book!!!

    6. Re:Psssst... by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

      Not really.

      It's not any particular story. It typifies the Shaggy God story cliche. Two space travelers are on their way to a mysterious blue planet, after some sort of apocalypse on their homeworld, some stuff happens, and then we discover that they're really Adam and Eve and their space ship is Eden or something. I remember reading a story like that somewhere, at some point, but apparently there are dozens.

      I've never watched the Twilight Zone, but I'm rather surprised that the aliens had such a knack for the subtleties of the English language.

      --
      I don't believe in time. It's a grand conspiracy designed to sell watches.
    7. Re:Psssst... by Robert+Zenz · · Score: 1

      I thought the fifth element would be Leeloo, and that they're in love was just a coincidence...and maybe helpful because she wanted to let the devil bomb the earth.

    8. Re:Psssst... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great! Now we all know that Snape is the murderer in The Mousetrap! Way to go you insensitive clod!!!

  19. And He's On Slashdot Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Addendum: He appears to have an account on Slashdot if he wishes to defend this edit.

    1. Re:And He's On Slashdot Too by Moryath · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Be careful.

      He might accuse you of being "Enviroknot."

      Delusional corrupt dickwad that he is...

    2. Re:And He's On Slashdot Too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am active in a technical field and make frequent use of Wikipedia especially when I know a lot about a topic, and so having double checked it personally in a few hundred random spots I find it a generally good and reliable source of information, with very little 'point of view' carried.

      And that is what matters to me, that is what makes me trust (or not trust) a source of information - not allegations of petty office politics in themselves. Any big project will have personality conflicts. (and even most small ones)

      So if you want to convince me to be more sceptical towards Wikipedia (you might not want to do that), please list concrete specifics about harmful corruption of information on Wikipedia. Can you point to some blatantly wrong Wikipedia article that he and his companions keep distorting?

    3. Re:And He's On Slashdot Too by drainbramage · · Score: 1

      Thank you for your opinion on this Julian Assange.

      --
      No brain, no pain.
  20. Hell yeah, Agatha Christie! by Pojut · · Score: 1

    The Mousetrap was story that introduced me to Agatha Christie...she really was an immensely talented writer and storyteller. My grandmother collected her books for years, and happened to come upon a hardback set that included every book she ever released. It's modeled after the older-style hardbacks, and is absolutely gorgeous.

    1. Re:Hell yeah, Agatha Christie! by CraftyJack · · Score: 1

      she really was an immensely talented writer and storyteller.

      You got that right. Although "The Big Four" is a little unfortunate.

  21. who was it? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    Waldo?

    1. Re:who was it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Severus Snape. Also, he dies.

      Wait, wut ...

    2. Re:who was it? by gefafwysp · · Score: 1

      It's Kevin Spacey!

  22. So does this killer get added to the Meme? by 2obvious4u · · Score: 3, Funny

    Snape kills Dumbledore.

    1. Re:So does this killer get added to the Meme? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn you! I haven't seen the final part of LOTR!
      Oh, wait...

    2. Re:So does this killer get added to the Meme? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://newstechnica.com/2010/08/30/wikileaks-reveals-that-snape-killed-dumbledore/

  23. Can the Wikipedia really be unrepentant? by peterwayner · · Score: 1

    Unrepetant, Wikipedia justifies the decision to reveal the ending of the play.

    It's bad enough when a corporation tries to pretend it is one person with one consistent opinion, but can the Wikipedia even be said to have a single, consistent opinion? Yes, the edit wars usually end when one party gets tired and they find a way to convey both sides of the matter, but that's not what's going on here. The information is either revealed or its not. There's no compromise and compromise is an integral part of converging on a particular choice of words.

  24. I tried that once and lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The Wikipedia article on Cristie herself includes a big spoiler as to the ultimate fate of one of her major characters. A long time ago I tried to give that spoiler protection, considering that someone looking at that article wouldn't necessarily think that it would contain plot spoilers for Christie's works. I was overruled by edit war (well, I didn't really fight that hard, so you can't really call it an edit war).

    Ironically, now I tend to use Wikipedia to read up on current media, including spoilers. It's a way to prevent wasting my time and money on commercial entertainment while still trying to maintain some connection with current popular culture.

    1. Re:I tried that once and lost by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      It's a way to prevent wasting my time and money on commercial entertainment while still trying to maintain some connection with current popular culture.

      Obviously not that good or you wouldn't be on slashdot!

  25. Secret? by timalewis · · Score: 1

    I defy anyone of sound mind to read the set up to this play and *not* guess the surprise ending.

  26. 'Mousetrap' rights just released in AU by samoht · · Score: 1

    I think the solution has been on Wikipedia for some time - it's presumably why the article is semi-protected from edits, and there's a lot of fierce talk on both sides on the discussion page.

    What is somewhat interesting is that after 60 years, the performance rights of 'Mousetrap' have only just been made available in Australia. Sydney's Genesian Theatre will produce the Australian premiere of the play in 2011. The rights holders really have been very strict about keeping the secret for many years, so it's hardly surprising they're upset at finding out it's on Wikipedia.

    But I guess Australians will no longer have to travel to London or Wikipedia to find out the ending...

    1. Re:'Mousetrap' rights just released in AU by digitig · · Score: 1

      The rights holders really have been very strict about keeping the secret for many years, so it's hardly surprising they're upset at finding out it's on Wikipedia.

      Really? I've seen a stand-up comic on British TV give away the ending with no warning. It's not that well-kept a secret. It's not as if it's the formula for cola.

      --
      Quidnam Latine loqui modo coepi?
  27. Unfortunate by ledow · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's sad that Wiki thinks it makes any difference to tell people the plot but it's not really that big a deal. In a month's time everyone will have forgotten anyway, and it only really affects you if you've been DYING to see that particular play.

    I love The Mousetrap. I try to take all my friends to it at least once. It's in the tiniest little theatre, hidden among dozens of huge monstrosities. The first time I tried to get there on my own, I spent an hour walking around asking in shops where the place was, despite having been there before - I eventually found out it was OPPOSITE the shop where I'd asked a store-owner and he'd said he'd never heard of it and didn't know where the theatre was. Considering it's the only play in that theatre, and the only theatre it's been in for the last few decades, and it does several showings every day, that was pretty impressive. It's very "old-fashioned" because it is the world's longest running play, mostly in that same theatre for the majority of that time: St. Martin's Theatre. It's a simple, fun thing to watch. It's a good, old-fashioned play. Not a spectacular, not a circus, not some pantomime or musical made famous because some actor from TV is in it, just a good, old-fashioned play in a theatre.

    The play actually includes a part at the end where the actors come together on stage, and ask you to "keep the secret of The Mousetrap in your hearts" now that you know it. In all the time I've spoken to people about it, nobody has ever told me the ending even when they knew I'd seen it myself.

    This *will* ruin things for some people - they'll go on Wiki to look up the play before they go to see it and, bam, the whole plot of the play is ruined. For them. It's inevitable that such people will want to spoil it for others but you can't avoid that. More fool them.

    And, although I always thought that the "murderer" was obvious from the outset, apparently that's not a majority view. I now use the play as a sort of test. I take friends to it, let them get to the interval and ask them if they know "whodunnit". Nobody that I've taken has yet managed to do that correctly - including scientists, a barrister, and research students. As far as I can tell, from all the friends I know that have seen the play, I'm the only one to have worked it out before the interval - and I didn't just guess.

    The Mousetrap is great. Cheap, basic, entertainment if you're ever in London. Just be sure to ask for directions, don't be looking for HUGE signposts showing the way, and don't expect some modern special-effects extravaganza.

    1. Re:Unfortunate by Stumbles · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Oh grow up.When people fret because the ending of a play was "made public" they need to stop fiddling with the lint in their belly button.And besides since when did Wikipedia become "authoritative"... may be they *got it wrong*.

      --
      My karma is not a Chameleon.
    2. Re:Unfortunate by Zebedeu · · Score: 1

      This *will* ruin things for some people - they'll go on Wiki to look up the play before they go to see it and, bam, the whole plot of the play is ruined.

      Oh come on.
      First of all, usually the plots in Wikipedia are under a section called "Plot".
      If you're going to see the play, you'll probably try to avoid that section. (In fact, I would, and usualy do, avoid the entire article before I see a play/movie/read a book/etc. Why risk ruining it?)

      Even if you do start reading the plot by mistake, just how quickly do you read anyway? It's not like the killed is announced at the beginning of the plot in big red bold letters.

    3. Re:Unfortunate by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      I don't understand the problem, honestly. The plot is divulged under an enormous top-level heading "Plot," and the identity of the murderer under an also-gigantic sub-heading "Identity of the murderer." Nobody is "ruining the play" for anybody else; they're ruining it for themselves by continuing to read after it is made plainly clear what they're about to see.

      The family can be angry if they want to, since apparently it was important to the author that people not publish the killer's name. Nobody else has any such right. Nobody else is being wronged, even if "being wronged" just means "having their wishes ignored despite being dead for 35 years."

    4. Re:Unfortunate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, Wikipedia can be wrong, but studies have shown they as good as reputable print encyclopedias with regard to accuracy.

      And no encyclopedia should be considered authorative on any subject, that is not the point of them.

  28. Unbelieveable by snookerhog · · Score: 1

    You mean there is someone in the world that does not know that THE BUTLER DID IT?!?!?!?

    1. Re:Unbelieveable by digitig · · Score: 1

      All the cast, for a start.

      --
      Quidnam Latine loqui modo coepi?
  29. Secret? by Exitar · · Score: 1

    So, till now, nobody except those who did watch the play/read the book had a way to discover who was the killer? Really?

  30. Deletion discussions are not votes by axl917 · · Score: 1

    The spoiler template was deleted, despite the discussion seeming to indicate that most people wanted to keep it. Anyone who has used wikipedia for a while know its not a democracy.

    Articles, templates, whatever are kept or deleted based more on the strength of the argument rather than witless bean-counting. So no, it isn't a democracy, and that is a good thing.

    1. Re:Deletion discussions are not votes by Teancum · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Which usually means that the person with the largest cajoles is the one who prevails, or the one most well connected with the ArbCom so you don't have fear from wheel warring when mere edit wars aren't sufficient.

      While Wikipedia may not be a democracy, there still is the concept of consensus building. What is really bizarre about this particular AfD discussion (technicaly template deletion discussion.... but that is irrelevant) is that the admin/person responsible noted the extreme consensus to keep and even formally declared that the prevailing consensus was overwhelmingly to keep the template, yet it was still deleted anyway. This isn't even a strength of the argument issue, but simply somebody wielding authority arbitrarily and ignoring consensus and Wikipedia policies and traditions entirely. It also appears to be a forum shopping experience where the discussion was consistently raised over and over again until it was finally deleted.

      There is definitely somebody with an axe to grind with these discussion.

    2. Re:Deletion discussions are not votes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which usually means that the person with the largest cajoles is the one who prevails, or the one most well connected with the ArbCom so you don't have fear from wheel warring when mere edit wars aren't sufficient.

      This is always the excuse made by a person against another in authority when said person fails to try and reason politely by debating his point. It happens every single time. It's good that the world can't be defined so easily, otherwise all dictatorship would be continually unjust and all democracy would be tyranny -- which is historically false.

      What is really bizarre about this particular AfD discussion (technicaly template deletion discussion.... but that is irrelevant) is that the admin/person responsible noted the extreme consensus to keep and even formally declared that the prevailing consensus was overwhelmingly to keep the template, yet it was still deleted anyway. This isn't even a strength of the argument issue, but simply somebody wielding authority arbitrarily and ignoring consensus and Wikipedia policies and traditions entirely. It also appears to be a forum shopping experience where the discussion was consistently raised over and over again until it was finally deleted.

      No, in fact that is not what happened, as cited below by another poster. It was almost a 50/50 result after further argument. Your assertion of it being fully unpopular is only an example of groupthink, in that you feel confident enough to state your own opinion without even bothering to research the premise of your argument.

      There is definitely somebody with an axe to grind with these discussion.

      Yes, and that person appears to me to be you.

    3. Re:Deletion discussions are not votes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      See above a few posts, there's a +5-modded discussion of precisely how corrupt a dick David Gerard really is.

      Arbcom regularly used to pronounce lifetime bans on the strength of "secret evidence" that only David Gerard could see. They still do, since "Checkuser" doesn't even log when someone runs a check, much less actually having to present the evidence or allow for the tool to produce anything but a "guilty" result. Passed a checkuser? Fuck you, you're still banned as a "sockpuppet" on the say-so of whichever corrupt dick admin made the accusation. Half the time, the corrupt dickweed admins trained by David Gerard announce "proven by checkuser" even when there isn't a request page nor have they publicly asked someone with checkuser access to look.

      Either it's done behind closed doors with nobody able to see even who ran a check, or they don't fucking bother to even run checks any more, they just announce a "result" and lie about it. That's how corrupt and fucked up they are.

    4. Re:Deletion discussions are not votes by Teancum · · Score: 1

      Since this is a response by an Anonymous Coward, I can't really redirect this response other than to say.... look up the discussion yourself. I've followed deletion discussions in the past, and this particular one smacks as something which stinks real bad even by Wikipedia standards. When multiple deletion discussions (it isn't just one) happen for a particular article or section of these projects, I already start to raise some red flags noting that there is a major deletionist push going on for that particular topic. One discussion was almost all "keep", while a second discussion happened shortly afterward that was more mixed. The previous discussion was not mentioned or noted in subsequent discussions.... to me a major mistake and something that certainly deserves major reconsideration.

      Part of the problem here too is that I'm sure a great deal of discussion happened on IRC, the Wikipedia mailing lists, and elsewhere as well. Again, these other discussions aren't linked to and decisions were being made that were not to gain consensus but rather to push a certain editorial point of view and ram the issue through.

      I've seen stuff like this happen elsewhere, and sometimes it is a big deal but other times it really isn't. In this case it did impact a whole bunch of articles and resulted in a major project policy change.... a change that due to this particular incident is finally going to be revisited again.

      I understand full well the process of consensus, and most of the time when cooler heads prevail the results of the process generally work out for the best in the end. Consensus isn't necessarily democracy, but it isn't tyranny either. Consensus also takes some people willing to compromise a little bit on some points and work things out, but in the case of some deletionist binges it isn't an issue of a minor compromise but a complete gutting and removal of whole classes of content.

    5. Re:Deletion discussions are not votes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While Wikipedia may not be a democracy, there still is the concept of consensus building.

      I guess eliminating everyone who disagrees with you is one form of consensus building.

      "So, we're all agreed now? Good!"

    6. Re:Deletion discussions are not votes by Teancum · · Score: 1

      I've seen that form of consensus building, and I've even been the target of those kind of attacks which "eliminate" dissenters. All that tends to accomplish is to weaken the organization involved by removing the creative individuals who make things happen.

      Consensus means that you work together to arrive at a common solution, and perhaps are willing to even "think outside the box" in terms of finding a 3rd or 4th option if you have a couple of factions in two intractable positions.

  31. Doesn't matter anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    because the ending is probably utterly stupid. After reading many crime novels, I've come to the conclusion
    that:
    --writers first write the novel without knowing who is the criminal.
    --then they take a dice and use it to decide who is the criminal.
    --make up a convoluted explanation to justify their choice
    --backtrack to add two or three clue sentences in the book so they can say:
    "it wasn't completely random since it was foreshadowed".
    --laugh at the readers who think: "oh what a smart writer"

  32. What?!? by snspdaarf · · Score: 1

    I always thought the secret was, "she's a man."

    --
    Why, without your clothes, you're naked, Miss Dudley!
  33. Er, that isn't an article, genius by axl917 · · Score: 0, Troll

    Anything prefaced by "Wikipedia:" like that is an internal policy or guideline, not an encyclopedia article.

    1. Re:Er, that isn't an article, genius by Tar-Alcarin · · Score: 1

      Pardon me for choosing the wrong word to describe that webpage, but what is the practical difference in regard to my original point?

    2. Re:Er, that isn't an article, genius by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the clarification, for a moment I thought it was an article and my whole world turned upside down.

      --
      // MD_Update(&m,buf,j);
    3. Re:Er, that isn't an article, genius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      It's not an encyclopedia article, but it is an article.

    4. Re:Er, that isn't an article, genius by Myopic · · Score: 1

      You should look up the article on synecdoche.

  34. i hate spoilers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Snape kills Dumbledorf

  35. Quick, edit the Empire Strikes Back article! by axl917 · · Score: 1

    Someone who hasn't seen it yet might find out who Luke's father is!

    1. Re:Quick, edit the Empire Strikes Back article! by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 1

      Vader: "... and the empire will be defeated by EWOKS!"

      Luke: "That's... very unlikely!"

    2. Re:Quick, edit the Empire Strikes Back article! by Shoe+Puppet · · Score: 1

      Star Wars is not a whodunit. Finding out who it is isn't quite the point of the movies.

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      (+1, Disagree)
  36. Predicable Outcome *No Spoilers* by Conchobair · · Score: 1

    I've never seen the play nor plan to. So, I just read the Wikipedia article. The Wikipedia has a brief Synopsis of Act I & II and then a section titled 'Identity of the murderer'. My guess was correct after reading the breif synopsis. Really after the twist endings of The Usual Suspects, Palahnuik, and dare I say M. Night Shamwow, this is not a big shocker, and really it's very predicable.

    1. Re:Predicable Outcome *No Spoilers* by meloneg · · Score: 1

      However, it seems that all of those instances are quite a bit newer than the subject.

      Criticize what you will, but put into historical context, Christie was a brilliant writer. And this isn't her only instance of a "surprise" twist at the end of a mystery plot. However, she's probably one of the earlier instances.

    2. Re:Predicable Outcome *No Spoilers* by Zironic · · Score: 1

      So after watching a lot of twists that are inspired by the Mousetrap you find the Mousetrap predictable? That's like the people that think LotR is generic because high fantasy is so common nowadays.

    3. Re:Predicable Outcome *No Spoilers* by digitig · · Score: 1

      However, she's probably one of the earlier instances.

      Wilkie Collins' "The Moonstone" was written well before Christie was even born.

      --
      Quidnam Latine loqui modo coepi?
    4. Re:Predicable Outcome *No Spoilers* by julesh · · Score: 1

      I've never seen the play nor plan to. So, I just read the Wikipedia article. The Wikipedia has a brief Synopsis of Act I & II and then a section titled 'Identity of the murderer'. My guess was correct after reading the breif synopsis. Really after the twist endings of The Usual Suspects, Palahnuik, and dare I say M. Night Shamwow, this is not a big shocker, and really it's very predicable.

      Actually, I was kind-of hoping the butler did it.

    5. Re:Predicable Outcome *No Spoilers* by Conchobair · · Score: 1

      LotR Generic you say? You mean like Epic Pooh? I'd reccomend some China Miéville for you. However, I would agree, high fantasy has become generic. My point is not to dimish what Agatha or even JRR, but to say it's okay to let the secert out now that its very predicable and to point out in this day and age, it's not much of a secret to be kept.

  37. Good Lord! by Mathness · · Score: 1

    *drops monocle into the tea* Good Lord! Get a hold of Sir Digby Chicken Caesar quickly, he will fight for all that is good and pure.

    --
    Carbon based humanoid in training.
  38. (Not so) simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right. That's why the article on Christie herself contains spoilers connected with the ultimate fates of Miss Marple and Hercule Poirot.

    I still haven't managed to twist my mind around the logic of not having/using a spoiler prevention mechanism in Wikipedia (e.g., the German edition) because such mechanisms don't exist in dead-tree encyclopedias.

  39. SPOILER ALERT!! by neo-mkrey · · Score: 1

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    It was Sergeant Trotter.
    There, that wasn't so hard, now was it?

    1. Re:SPOILER ALERT!! by Shoe+Puppet · · Score: 1

      Well, I scrolled down to the bottom of the page and the first thing I saw was your post. You failed, utterly.

      The only way I can avoid reading a spoiler is if 1. There is a spoiler warning above it (of course) 2. It's inside running text instead of an isolated bullet point (as bullet points are too easy to read in order not to do it).

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      (+1, Disagree)
    2. Re:SPOILER ALERT!! by Dodgy+G33za · · Score: 1

      I saw the play about twenty years ago (I assume I was reasonably sober), and for the life of me I don't know who the fuck Sergent Trotter is, let alone who he may have killed or who the other contenders were. Which leads me to the conclusion that it was a totally unmemorable play. But then most of AC's work's are no different from the detective crap that clogs free to air nowadays.

  40. Wouldn't use Spoiler Alert on wikipedia by beh · · Score: 1

    wikipedia's articles also tend to get searched - not everyone just reads them top to bottom. If I would want to know, about a specific person in the book, I might just search on the page. If the character in question is the culprit, then the search might take me straight past the 'SPOILER ALERT' note without me seeing it.

    What I would suggest in such cases, is to have one page: "The Mousetrap", and on that page, in a section "spoilers" (or whatever you might want to call it) link a second page "The Mousetrap (spoilers)". A tad more effort to edit the page to make sure the first one doesn't contain spoilers, but it DOES allow for people to search through the page as they see fit without accidentally hitting on any spoilers. And if someone WANTS the spoilers, just click on the link and all is revealed.

    Seriously, only use a separation with "SPOILER ALERT" if you are absolutely sure, the page is read sequentially with no jumping around.

    1. Re:Wouldn't use Spoiler Alert on wikipedia by arose · · Score: 1

      Do you have a clear definition of a spoiler?

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    2. Re:Wouldn't use Spoiler Alert on wikipedia by yotto · · Score: 1

      How about Wikipedia's?

      Spoiler is slang for any element of any summary or description of any piece of fiction that reveals any plot element which will give away the outcome of a dramatic episode within the work of fiction, or the conclusion of the entire work.

      Seems pretty good to me. I think I'll edit in "As an example, the killer in Mousetrap is..." :)

    3. Re:Wouldn't use Spoiler Alert on wikipedia by arose · · Score: 1

      So, as expected, just about anything can be a spoiler and whether something gives, or doesn't give, away the outcome is judgment call. This definition doesn't challenge the assumption that every article concerning fictional works is likely to contain spoilers and, therefore, a non-spoiler/spoiler split is arbitrary and, arguably, counterproductive.

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  41. Re:Simple *spoiler alert* by wjousts · · Score: 1

    No, perfect case in point. If you go read something that is CLEARLY marked with *spoiler alert* and then go complain that it spoilt something.

    Just like the GP said, if you don't want to know the plot ahead of time, don't read the plot section on Wikipedia! And don't read things marked as spoiler.

  42. wait... by Kc_spot · · Score: 1

    Isn't that what wikipedia is for?

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  43. Re:Simple *spoiler alert* by wjousts · · Score: 1

    And clearly you're just the type of moron who reads something marked *spoiler alert* and then acts surprised that it contains spoilers.

  44. I don't see what the big deal is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sergeant Trotter did it.

  45. Tradition be damned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    By tradition, at the end of each performance, audiences are asked not to reveal the identity of the killer to anyone outside the theatre, to ensure that the end of the play is not spoiled for future audiences. The murderer's identity is revealed towards the end of the play, when Sergeant Trotter assembles everyone in the dining room with the plan to set a trap for one of the suspects. In a twist ending, it is revealed that the murderer is Sergeant Trotter, who is not a policeman at all but an insane killer seeking to avenge his brother's death;[9][10] that Miss Casewell is actually his sister who came looking for him; that Mollie Ralston taught the children as students when she was a teacher; and that Major Metcalf is, in fact, an undercover police detective, looking for the murderer.

    Also, Bruce Willis is a ghost, and Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Soze.

  46. Lets go down this road by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

    Dumbledore shot first!

    1. Re:Lets go down this road by L4t3r4lu5 · · Score: 1

      Dumblederp <_>

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      What about the Lone Gunmen?

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  47. Wait Until Dark (spoiler alert) by sdo1 · · Score: 1

    Many years ago, I was going to see the play "Wait Until Dark" (Marisa Tomei and Quentin Tarantino were in the play the time, neither of them very good, but that's besides the point).

    I mentioned to my Mom that I was going and she said "Oh, is that the one where he uses the light in the refrigerator at the end?"

    "Gee, thanks. I don't know. I've never seen it before."

    I spent the play looking at that damn refrigerator waiting for the spoiler.

    Anyway, someone going to see a murder mystery has no business researching it online except for maybe reading reviews of known publications if they must. If they look at the Wikipedia article or discussions of the work somewhere else, then it's their own fault for getting spoiled...

    -S

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    1. Re:Wait Until Dark (spoiler alert) by frizzantik · · Score: 1

      way to spoil it for everyone else ;)

    2. Re:Wait Until Dark (spoiler alert) by dwye · · Score: 1

      > "Gee, thanks. I don't know. I've never seen it before."

      How did you pull that trick? The movie version (with Audrey Hepburn, Alan Arkin, and Richard Crenna) used to be a staple of Saturday and Sunday afternoon TV filler movies. I probably saw it as often as I saw Where Eagles Dare, or Beastmaster, when *they* were beaten to death by TV, in their turns.

  48. Shouldn't this be labelled "Spoiler alert"? by Kupfernigk · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was going to, like, contribute some stuff to Wikipedia...but now I know what happens, I guess I'll do something else that evening.

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  49. Wikileaks reveals that Snape killed Dumbledore by David+Gerard · · Score: 0

    The online encyclopedia Wikileaks stands accused of revealing the ending of The Mousetrap , recklessly endangering the income of Agatha Christie's descendants.

    "My grandmother always got upset if the plots of her books or plays were revealed in reviews," said Matthew Prichard, who personally put in the years of hard-working effort one would expect it to take to accumulate the stream of income from the play when it was given to him as a ninth birthday present, "and I don't think that a site whose purpose is supplying encyclopedic information just going and supplying encyclopedic information is any different as far as my money is concerned. They should go and get real jobs, like decent working people. But it's not a question of money, or anything like that."

    The article on The Mousetrap reveals that Vader is Luke's father, Rosebud was Kane's sled, Kristin shot J.R. and Snape in turn was killed by Barry Trotter. And something about a war in Afghanistan and shooting journalists.

    The encyclopedia does, however, include a comprehensive spoiler warning, noting that they use the forward motion of a car to push it down, helping the tyres grip the road better — thus slowing it down, rather than speeding it up. Barryboys across east London pointed out the unreliability of Wikileaks as a source and questioned the veracity of the references.

    (on the right article this time)

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  50. 'Notability' is the new 'No True Scotsman' by ciggieposeur · · Score: 1

    Our purpose is to collect and report notable knowledge

    Because no "true encyclopedia" would have articles on things that aren't notable, it stands to reason that anything that Wikipedia defines as notable must be so, because Wikipedia is a true encyclopedia.

  51. Hypocrites by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wikipedia still hasn't revealed the mystery of the composer of Vampire Killer, Wicked Child, and other tunes from the original Castlevania game. So why should they say "Our purpose is to collect and report notable knowledge."

  52. Big deal by fgaliegue · · Score: 1

    So what?

    This is a typical Occidental biased article _and_ complaints. In classical Chinese police litterature, the suspect is revealed in the first pages, have they ever complained about that?

    Gee.

  53. Agatha Christie is porn? by supercrisp · · Score: 1
    There's a really funny little essay by Umberto Eco on "How to Recognize a Porn Movie" in which he concludes that [spoiler alert!] if all you care about is the ending, not how the plot gets from the beginning to the end, then its pornographic. So if all Agatha Christie's fans care about is the money shot, well...

    Eco's essay is on Google Books (Google "Umberto Eco porn"; mercifully the book is so far the first hit). The essay's all there, except for the naughty bit at the end.

  54. Spoiler: Romeo and Juliet both die at the end by Kenneth+Stephen · · Score: 1

    It is unreasonable to expect that any secret that is published will be kept a secret for any length of time. It is true that people had been remarkably good-natured about keeping the plot-twist of the Mousetrap to themselves. But had they gone the other way, Agatha Christie would have no grounds to complain. That is the nature of the beast: a secret that is told, is no longer a secret. I don't see why this would impact the arts. After all, people still read Shakespear even after knowing that Macbeth turns evil (yes - sue me), and read "The wizard of Oz" even after knowing that the Wizard is an old man from Omaha (again - sue me), and watch Friends reruns on TV even after knowing that Rachel and Ross get together in the end (once again - sue me). People still go to see the Mona Lisa, climb the Eiffel, visit the Sistine Chapel, even though they know full well what they will see. In most of the arts, its the journey that matters - not the punch line at the end.

    I do appreciate that some stories are fully about the plot twist. To take an example from Christie's work - nobody can forget who the murderer is, once they know who killed Roger Ackroyd. But publishing a work of art does not give one a license to muzzle one's audience. So, while Agatha Christie (and her descendants) may politely request people to refrain from spoiling details, they should shut up when people excercise their freedom of expression.

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    1. Re:Spoiler: Romeo and Juliet both die at the end by kodemunkee · · Score: 1

      It's also worth pointing out that knowing the ending twist can actually pique some people's interest in the work enough to cause them to watch, read, or otherwise consume the rest of it. Take, for instance, four of my all-time favorite movies: Fight Club, The Sixth Sense, Seven, and 12 Monkeys. In all four cases I hadn't originally heard much of anything about them, and the advertisements didn't particularly appeal to me, but I ended up walking in 20 minutes from the end while someone else was watching them. In each case, I was like, "Holy shit! I have got to see the rest of that."

      I now own all four of them and watch them fairly regularly. Knowing the ending still doesn't seem to bother me all that much.

      And sometimes, the twist is nice to know ahead of time. In particular, I'm thinking of the twist in Van Helsing
      [SPOILER ALERT]
      It sucked donkey balls
      [/SPOILER ALERT]

      Who woulda' guessed that?

  55. Re:Simple *spoiler alert* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nope. "Spoiler alert" was a suggestion for a tag, not a warning for this thread. So you're a disingenuous moron, wjousts (1529427). Also commonly called an asshole.

  56. I love spoilers by nukeade · · Score: 1

    How many times have you been in this situation: many of your co-workers and friends have gone to see a movie and everyone seems to be chattering about it. You find yourself left out of lunch discussion or not getting jokes because your missed it. The problem is, the movie just doesn't sound interesting to you, or you don't have time, or you're waiting for the DVD release. Now replace "movie" with "video game" or "book" or maybe even "technical paper outside your area of expertise."

    Spoilers in Wikipedia allow me to be "in" on every piece of pop culture that I don't particularly care about without commitment of time and money. If I decide I want to see the whole picture, I'll check it out. Usually, though, all you need to know are the bullet points!

    1. Re:I love spoilers by Geeky · · Score: 1

      Got to say I agree with this. I do avoid spoilers when it's something I know I really want to see or read, but I'm quite happy to take a quick summary, including the ending, for a lot of stuff that I'm not that bothered about but which come up in conversation all the time.

      Often it's not the actual plot you need to know for the pop culture - it's just a little bit of context around the catchphrases or certain character quirks that are important (knowing how Yoda speaks important is).

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  57. Shitipedia by sexconker · · Score: 0, Troll

    Wikipedia is so shitty.

    Can I download all of Wikipedia, re-host it, and then run shitipedia.org and leave it completely open?

  58. Agatha Christie didn't write stories by FoolishOwl · · Score: 1

    Christie wrote riddles, not stories.

    One thing I learned from being an English literature major: if knowing the ending ruins the story, it's not a story. Stories are about how people change over time. Frequently, stories will let you know how they end right away, so that you go in wondering how the person at the beginning of the story becomes the person at the end. With a decent story, even if there is a "surprise" ending, when you reread the story, all sorts of details leap out at you that you didn't notice on the first reading, that set up for that ending.

    With Christie, the characters are caricatures, and the whole thing is a riddle, which is completely uninteresting if you already know the answer to the riddle. The game is that Christie gives some strange clue early on, which you'll inevitably miss, and you get to feel how much smarter Christie is than you are, because the entire book is about distracting you from what the answer to the riddle is. In fact, since most of the writing is distraction, you end with the feeling that 198 out of 200 pages were irrelevant, and you wasted your time reading them. If somehow you actually figure out the riddle before the end, there's nothing to do but skip to the end and check your answer; there's no pleasure in reading the intervening material.

  59. Re:Because David Gerard Removed It (with reason) by jonnat · · Score: 1

    Why don't they just edit it with "spoiler alert"

    Originally it had this classification but it was edited out by David Gerard. And I believe has not been added back since. If you don't know who David Gerard is, he has been very active in Wikipedia since early 2004 and blogs frequently about it.

    The referred "minor" edit was justified as: "Removing redundant per Wikipedia:Spoiler - using AWB". It was originally placed under the "Ending" section of the article and I must say I fully agree with its characterization as redundant.

  60. Kernel Mustard by drainbramage · · Score: 1

    Kernel Mustard, in the Library, with the Candlestick.
    Surprised?

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  61. Get over yourself... by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    Please, as if we should take this very seriously, almost as serious as the caramilk secret???

    It is just a play or story, it does not give food to the starving, it does not educate the masses, it does not generate revenue for
    a government or REAL company...it might generate revenue for those actors in that play, however, having seen the nutcracker, they seem to revolve around the fact that people want to go see them over and over again, not that the masses are usually too stupid to figure out a whodunnit..and have to go a second time to catch missed clues...

    So getting back to my point, is it really worth even mentioning this on /., also what is a story about a play doing in here, aside from having a wiki link to it, does not seem to me important enough to even appear on this site!??

  62. Hitchcock video - offtopic? by beschra · · Score: 1

    A number of years ago I decided to catch up on my Alfred Hitchcock movie viewing. I rented Rebecca, which I had never seen. The movie was preceded by several trailers from the video series. It included a short cut from Rebecca which showed a man saying "I killed her." Nooooo! They put a spoiler in the trailer preceding the movie I was about to watch. Man was I ticked off.

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  63. Complaining to the right person by julesh · · Score: 1

    Angry at the revelation, Matthew Prichard, Christie's grandson, who describes the decision of Wikipedia as 'unfortunate,' says he will raise the matter with the play's producer, Sir Stephen Waley-Cohen.

    I'm pissed off that the train I wanted to catch this morning was late. I shall be raising this matter with my housemate when he gets home from work later.

  64. I saw it on WikiLeaks first! by mschaffer · · Score: 1

    Well, at least this is one leak that Julian Assange won't be harangued for.

  65. Re:Simple *spoiler alert* by cappp · · Score: 1

    Huh, you know the really sad thing? I didn't even notice the heading there - when I was reading through everything was out in the open and the eyes just slid from the original post on down.

    Of course now I feel like a complete dickhead, so *spoiler alert* sorry 'bout that.

  66. Penny Arcade and Spoilers by NiTr|c · · Score: 1

    I believe Penny Arcade has a pretty good stance on spoilers.

    http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/12/5/

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  67. Dont agree with Wikipedia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess Wiki feels it is honest and fair to reveal the conclusions to novels, plays, movies, etc. My view is that there are legal rights, and then there are moral rights. I think it is morally long.

  68. and the problem is? by hitmark · · Score: 1

    I never really got this "boho, it's ruined now!" issue people have. I can happily read the full description of a new movie before i go and see it and still enjoy it. But then i also find myself speculating about various "reveals" ahead of time in media i have yet to read up on, because it's become very "formula". And given the existence of tvtropes.org, i am clearly not alone (the "Chekhov's gun" being a particular repeat).

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  69. An implied oral contract? by booch · · Score: 1

    Such is the fame of the secrecy that an audience member cannot reasonably attend without knowing their role to play in guarding it, and thus an oral contract, implied in fact, has taken place.

    Wait, what?

    An oral contract is not an implied contract. An oral contract is spoken, and verbally accepted. I have a hard time believing that everyone who attends verbally agrees to not disclosing the ending. And I have a hard time understanding how there is an implied contract by attendees that they won't disclose the ending.

    BTW, where did you get this quoted text? I didn't see it in TFA or TFS.

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