The Push For Colbert's "Restoring Truthiness" Rally
jamie writes "A grassroots campaign has begun to get Stephen Colbert to hold a rally on the steps of the Lincoln Memorial to counter Glenn Beck's recent 'Restoring Honor' event. The would-be rally has been dubbed 'Restoring Truthiness' and was inspired by a recent post on Reddit, where a young woman wondered if the only way to point out the absurdity of the Tea Party's rally would be if Colbert mirrored it with his own Colbert Nation.'"
If he will resort to weeping publicly over his concern for our great Republic, I will show up and offer him a kleenex. It's only decent.
Controversy leads to page hits. Page hits lead to advertisers. Advertisers lead to income. Income leads to getting laid.
Mystery solved.
- None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
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Consider yourself ridiculed.
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Speaking from personal experience?
...but what you can do for your country TO GET RID OF GLENN BECK. I'm pretty sure that's how it goes.
I wasn't interested in this at all, until I read that it was a young woman who made the post to Reddit. Now I'm definitely interested. Does anyone know what she looks like? I mean, being a woman implies she's old enough, and young is certainly promising, but you never know. Before I get involved in something like this, I definitely want to know what she looks like. I've been burned on more than one blind date and Internet romance. Also, of course, is she married? Is she dating anyone? How seriously? Is he socially conscious? Because I am, and that's usually my hook, because I'm not really like a jock or anything, but some girls are into that. Also, we both like Colbert, so that's something in common too. Anyway, if anyone gets her email address or some pics, please send them to me, because this seems like a really cool idea from a young woman.
Oh, no, there are all kinds of Glenn Beck fans. For instance, there is the crazy wing: libertarian crazies, religious crazies, racist crazies. Then there is the retard wing, home-schooled retards, closeted retards, old senile retards. We also have the diabolically evil faction, Wall Street evil, coal mining evil, big oil evil, the military industrial evil complex.
Glen Beck's popularity spans all sorts of crazy, retarded and evil.
- None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton
Yeah, it's hilarious to hear a Tea Bagger proclaiming that the government should "keep their hands off my Medicare".
Nah, you're overreacting. We will still be free to use subtlety and nuance. Teabaggers are unable to detect or comprehend subtlety and nuance.
If libertarians are so opposed to effective government, why don't they all move to Somalia?
I think the funniest thing would be the signs the Colbert supporters would be carrying. I'm picturing things like:
"You'll Pry My Teller-Ulam Configuration Thermonuclear Device From My Cold Dead Hands! / 'The right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed!"
"Abortion Kills! / Also, Has Anybody Seen My Keys? I Think I Dropped Them Somewhere Around Here."
"I Have A Third-Grade Education And I VOTE!"
"Barack Obama Is An Incompetent Kenyan Socialist Buffoon Who's Carefully Engineering The Wholesale Restructuring Of Our Society For Militant Islam!"
"Don't Tread On Me / (pic) / Because I'm A Snake And Stuff!"
"I Don't Support Socialist Road Spending / I Took The Subway To The Protest!"
"Bring Back The 1950s!"
"There's A Gathering Storm Of Gays Coming For Your Kids. RUN! Run Like The Wind!"
Oh, and probably a lot of chalkboards. ;)
"99 dead duelists of Dios on the wall. 99 dead duelists of Dios! Take one's ring, pass it around..."
If you need to use a binary translator to determine that, then you're on the wrong website.
Please hand in your geek card on your way out.
"Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
You obviously have never seen any of Keith Olberman's political rants.
The truth is that all men having power ought to be mistrusted. James Madison
So your "very significant" difference is at this time only in your expectations, since the Colbert event hasn't happened yet.
I see one difference between a normal person and you, and that is that based only on my imagination, I am quite confident you eat your nail pickings.
I prefer to refer to it as "passing the torch to the next generation"
*sits back and relaxes*
So, kids, run forth... and get off my lawn! (I just recently had it sprayed with volatile highly-combustible compounds)
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So you smack down the genius of the elites by citing with approval...documents written by the elites? Wow you sure showed yourself!
Bear.
Costume.
Luxury. In my day, we had to torch kids with whale oil.
- None can love freedom heartily, but good men; the rest love not freedom, but license. -- John Milton