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Geocentrists Convene To Discuss How Galileo Was Wrong

rollcall writes "'Galileo Was Wrong' is an inaugural conference to discuss the 'detailed and comprehensive treatment of the scientific evidence supporting Geocentrism, the academic belief that the Earth is immobile in the center of the universe.' The geocentrists argue that 'Scientific evidence available to us within the last 100 years that was not available during Galileo's confrontation shows that the [Catholic] Church's position on the immobility of the Earth is not only scientifically supportable, but it is the most stable model of the universe and the one which best answers all the evidence we see in the cosmos.' I, like many of you, am scratching my head wondering how people still think this way. Unfortunately, there is still a significant minority of Western people who believe that the Earth is the center of the universe: 18% of Americans, 16% of Germans, and 19% of Britons." I hope there is live blogging from the conference.

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  1. Next up on slashdot: by Deathnerd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Committee meets to discuss how light is actually extreme dark.

    1. Re:Next up on slashdot: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I especially love the fake testimonials at the bottom of the page. Dr. Wilstonshire Oglethorpe XVIII, who has a degree in Super-Advanced Mega Astronomy says: "OMG You were totally right. Bad on us"

    2. Re:Next up on slashdot: by Moryath · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe you need a proper education in darksucker theory.

      Also, the existence of magic smoke.

      And don't forget applied phlebotinum.

    3. Re:Next up on slashdot: by Nazlfrag · · Score: 2, Funny

      Depends on how many you've had already.

  2. ME! by bsDaemon · · Score: 4, Funny

    My mom says I'm the center of the universe.... or is that just the basement?

    1. Re:ME! by pushing-robot · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is there a difference?

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    2. Re:ME! by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not so much that you're the center, as much as that you've expanded to fill all the available space, so it doesn't make sense to talk about your position in the basement. You are the basement.

    3. Re:ME! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Your mom is so fat the universe gravitates around her.

    4. Re:ME! by Kjella · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, I have a bit more belief in the theory of parallel basements than of parallel universes.

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  3. In Soviet Russia... by s0litaire · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...even they know the earth goes round the sun.

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    1. Re:In Soviet Russia... by bsDaemon · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's because the Communists purged all the morons^Wreligious nuts.

  4. 18% by Spazmania · · Score: 5, Funny

    there is still a significant minority of Western people who believe that the Earth is the center of the universe: 18% of Americans

    In other news, 17% of Americans were found to exhibit a sense of humor when called by pollsters while most of the rest just get upset.

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  5. Re:Scientific evidence.... by mickwd · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought Galileo Darwin had conclusively proved that the Earth evolves around the sun?

  6. They are right, but they missed a tiny detail by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Deep in our hearts, we all know that the geocentrists are correct. The earth is the center of the universe. It's also of a disc-like shape. That's the only logical explanation all the dinosaurs that populated the earth when it was created some 7000 years ago, are gone now. They must have fallen off the surface of the earth when they were trying to visit australia for a holiday, missed the continent and wandered just a teeny weeny little bit to far past it.

    1. Re:They are right, but they missed a tiny detail by rubycodez · · Score: 2, Funny

      the good news is that the dinosaurs are fine, and not extinct; they now inhabit the shell of the topmost Turtle.

  7. Re:That explains a lot by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's see... 18% of Americans believe that the Earth is the center of the universe? For real?

    No shit.

    I now understand a little more about the stalwarts that support Obama no matter what.

    Works just as well this way, too. :p

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  8. A compromise by pariah99 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pick a lagrange point between the sun and the earth as the center of the universe so that neither one moves.

  9. Re:Doesn't really matter... by EdIII · · Score: 3, Funny

    And if you read the original story, its totally different than Disney's version too.

    So in that version does the Little Mermaid not have crabs?

  10. Re:Some of these guys are Catholics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Look, these guys know what they're talking about. They have a book published by Catholic Apologetics International Publishing, a non-profit corporation. Since it's a non-profit you know they're not out to make a quick buck.

    And the authors both have a Ph.D. The primary author, Robert A. Sungenis, Ph.D. holds advanced degrees in Theology and Religious Studies. He has authored ten books including a five volume compendium on the bible. How can you argue with that? If this man says the Earth is the center of the universe, I for one will take him seriously!

    In his book Galileo Was Wrong The Church Was Right he authored the entire book except chapter 10. Chapter 10 was written by Robert J. Bennet, Ph.D. Dr. Bennet has a doctorate in General Relativity from Stevens Institute of Technology. He provides a detailed, technical and mathematical explanation of the various arguments for Geocentrism.

    With these credentials I am shocked you could so boldly proclaim they have made an error.

  11. They're KINDA right by silverpig · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Earth is pretty much at the center of the observable universe...

  12. Re:Doesn't really matter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Which is one of the flaws in democracy rather than true self-government and is why democracies need to transition to self-government with a tiny government to protect people from force and fraud.

    You're right! Galileo is attempting to subject us all to the gravitational force, and as an American I am against that. My feet stay on the ground because I am bound to this country by patriotism, not because some namby-pamby Eurotrash fraud is trying to force me to. Don't tread on me!

  13. Re:Website Design for Crazy People by captain_dope_pants · · Score: 5, Funny

    Surely you jest - this site shows the beauty that is out there ;)

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  14. Re:In "believe anything written down" land by MintOreo · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...people who believe what's in 'em should be rounded up and euthanized

    It never ceases to amaze me how the[y] are arrogant enough to believe that they are better than the other animals...

    Hmm

  15. Re:Evidence by equex · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd say that 90% of the world are _convinced_ they believe in some god because they where brainwashed with it from early age. It's simply culturally accepted child molestation of the mind which is harder to prove than physical harm. If there was a law that prohibited people from influencing children with these outrageous ideas, religions would see a rapid decline in membership. It would be hard to convert someone who thought for themselves for 21 years, then to be presented with the idea that there is a man in the sky that designed this world. Religion needs an age of consent.

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  16. Re:Evidence by noidentity · · Score: 3, Funny

    90% of the world believes in God(s), and there's nothing but imaginary evidence for that, too.

    But that's still evidence, right???

  17. Re:Website Design for Crazy People by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Funny

    Surely you jest - this site shows the beauty that is out there ;)

    GOD HATES EPILEPTICS!

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  18. Re:Haha you got me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Damn Jews hoarding all the modpoints.

  19. Re:Haha you got me by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, it's just a problem with approximation. They believe that the Earth is the center of the universe due to small errors in the measurements. I am actually standing on the Earth, so it's an easy mistake to make - they're not off by much.

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  20. Re:Doesn't really matter... by Darkness404 · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, it would rely on people simply being people. This isn't anarchy, it is the government boiled down into its core functions, protecting its citizens from force, this means protecting citizens from invasion, murder, theft, rape, etc. and prosecuting those who do it. And protecting its citizens from fraud, this means enforcing contracts and prosecuting false advertising. These are the only two functions of government that cannot reasonably be provided more effectively and efficiently than private enterprise.

    Social security is needless because people can get a greater and safer yield by investing and saving their money right. Freed from various restrictions, NASA can be implemented using private companies that can actually -do- something with the technology they develop. Education can be more productive and efficient using private schools, etc.

    When freed from excessive taxation, more people will donate money to private charities that can and will provide for people who actually need help and not people who game the system like what the Food stamps/welfare/unemployment benefits do in the US.

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  21. Re:Web site tense is wrong by rgbatduke · · Score: 2, Funny

    You mean that one of the Roman Catholic Church's greatest thinkers had faith that reason and faith were equally valid ways to truth and not in conflict at all, where everyone else who actually uses reason knows perfectly well that this is not, in fact, true? This is a perfect example of the problem -- this WAS one of its greatest thinkers...

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  22. Re:Doesn't the Bible say so? by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 2, Funny

    My neighbour says he'll go to the ends of the earth to protect his wife and kids, too. I guess that means he thinks the earth is flat, right?

    Maybe they have a good gun shop at one of those four corners or something.... :-/

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  23. Write your school board by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    We need to Teach The Controversy!

  24. Re:Doesn't the Bible say so? by twidarkling · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, but I am familiar with General Protection. To a fault, one might say...

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  25. Re:Spurious survey results? by msauve · · Score: 5, Funny

    [quote]I thought Obama was a kenyan muslim...[/quote]
    No, he's a "Keynesian muslim."

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  26. Re:Evidence by thestudio_bob · · Score: 2, Funny

    90% of the world believes in God(s)...

    Odd, how that correlates with Windows desktop market share

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  27. Re:It's really a moot question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Fuck me! "No privileged frame of reference". That's Einstein's big contribution. And you're too dumb to even grok what he's spelling out.

    No

    Privileged

    Frame of Reference.

    The inertial frames aren't privileged, they're just sometimes convenient. The Number 14 bus is pretty convenient but we don't go around pretending it is the centre of the universe.

    You are an _imbecile_

  28. Re:Website Design for Crazy People by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Wow. That's impressive. And I have NoScript installed!

  29. Correction... by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Funny

    Next up on Slashdot 18% of Americans, 16% of Germans, and 19% of Britons hate being asked stupid questions in surveys.

    1. Re:Correction... by wealthychef · · Score: 2, Funny

      Totally, even if 20% of Americans are in the lowest 20% of the IQ bracket, there still is no way that 20% of us think the world is the center of the Universe. Right?

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  30. Re:Website Design for Crazy People by imhennessy · · Score: 2, Funny

    BEST VIEWED WITH

    [Internet Explorer]

    Forget all the other browsers and
    down with the Web 2.0 net police.

    a little tid bit from the bottom of the page.

    Actually... between the browser endorsement and the Web 2.0 hatred, that should be enough to get a rise out of anyone on Slashdot....

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  31. Re:I am not surprised. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think you have been trolled by clever physicists.

    Galileo was wrong. This is not in dispute. To whit: Einstein was right.

    Every point of the universe is the center of the universe.

  32. Re:Haha you got me by Pfhorrest · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you really expect me to do coordinate substitution in my head while stuck to a spinning ball of rock hurling through space around a gigantic thermonuclear reaction?

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  33. Re:I am not surprised. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    How is believing in two inconsistent theories of the universe view not the sign of a mental illness?

    Ohhh, I can tell you're gonna struggle with quantum theory.

    First, you put this cat in a box with a vial of cyanide and a timer based on a radio-isotope ...

  34. Re:I am not surprised. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    If we're picking our axioms...

    ...we should wash our hands thoroughly. And stop doing that in public.