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  1. Naming conventions on CERN Wants a New Particle Collider Three Times Larger Than the LHC · · Score: 1

    They'd better get the name of it right: I presume, previous to the LHC, there have been a Small and a Medium so Xtra Large might be good - plus there's plenty of room for further, bigger colliders.

    But if they leap straight in with "Mega" or "Super Ginormous" - well, they're gonna run out of names for future colliders pretty damn quick.

    "Quite Big" is nicely understated; but in this age of superlative madness, where everything is "Giga", and "Ultra" - even though it's the first iteration of a product - and people who manage to walk across a room without blinding themselves with a spoon are labelled "Heroes"...

    Well, they'll probably call it the "Omega Class, Hyper-lightspeed, Super-massive, Multi-yottabyte Particle Annihilator"

    And then, when they want a bigger one, they'll be fucked - like Beta should be.

  2. Booze on Can the US Be Weaned Off Ethanol? · · Score: 1

    Some facts:
    According to quick research the US uses 370 million gallons of gas a day, so that's about 37 million gallons of booze at 10% additive.
    Quick research show an adult population of about 250 million in the US

    Some conjecture:
    A number of that 250 million adults might not drink booze due to religious, medical or personal reasons, let's say 10% - so 225 million like a drink
    Some of those people might not want to get drunk every day - let's say 20% - so 180 million might want daily booze
    A gallon of booze would probabaly get 5 people drunk - so that's 185 million people that could be drunk every day

    Some results:
    Roughly every person who wanted to, could be drunk every day if the Government didn't make you burn booze in your car

    Write to your Government NOW and stop this shameless waste of booze !

  3. Re:Picking up shape from randomized patterns on Did Snakes Help Build the Primate Brain? · · Score: 3, Informative

    There are countless of examples of people picking up shapes of what looked like "angels", or "face of Jesus", or whatever ... from things as diverged as rust on a door to oil stain on a glass window panel, and so on ...

    AC is so right - I was in a church the other day and looked up at a glass window panel and I was like "OMG it's full of angels and faces of Jesus!"

  4. Emacs on How One Programmer Is Coding Faster By Voice Than Keyboard · · Score: 4, Funny

    Really ? He'd have been better off with VI - everyone knows it stands for Voice Input :p

  5. Nanobots on The World's First CPU Liquid Cooler Using Nanofluids · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wait till we get nanobots into our nano-coolant. They'd be there for maintenance if a component starts going wrong.

    However, I do see problems...

    "Sorry teacher, my computer had a coolant leak and the nanobots ate my homework. They also disassembled my dog and turned my roller skates into a tiny death star."

  6. Utter waste on Cold War Plan Tried To Put a Copper Ring Around the Earth · · Score: 1

    This is "Men who stare at goats". In space. With copper.

  7. Re: Did you bidet? on The Latest Security Vulnerability: Your Toilet · · Score: 1

    Bidets are like royalty. Nobody quite knows what they're for but they do give a touch of class to a room if they're in it.

  8. Tasteless on First Ever Public Tasting of Lab-Grown Cultured Beef Burger · · Score: 4, Informative

    A programme about this was on BBC Radio 4 a couple of years back. IIRC both the scientist and the presenter tried a little bit of "burger" grown in a lab and it was tasteless. Not horrible - just.... nothing much. Also the texture wasn't quite right.

    I think the scientist said that meat (muscle) derives a lot of its taste from the surrounding fat when it's cooked - and, of course, this had no fat.

    The next stage on was to make it taste nice - perhaps in the past two years they've got somewhere with it.

  9. Re:Doctor Tucker or Malcolm Who on Peter Capaldi Unveiled As the New Star of Doctor Who · · Score: 1

    Ah, hence my apologies to Irvine Welsh - I fucked up my "Scottish" more than I could possibly imagine !

  10. Re:Doctor Tucker or Malcolm Who on Peter Capaldi Unveiled As the New Star of Doctor Who · · Score: 2

    Aye, he'll be a great Doctor...

    " D'ye fucking ken who ye're dealing with here? Nae ? Well I'm the fucking Doctor ye alien shite, now get the fuck outta mah sight or I'll beat ye like a red-headed step-bairn ! "

    ( With apologies to Irvine Welsh )

    Oh, and maybe move the time slot for the show to 11pm ;)

  11. Next Doctor on New Doctor Who Actor To Be Revealed This Sunday · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd go for Christopher Lloyd - in full-on Emmett Brown / Jim Ignatowski mode, preferably with a British accent but it's not that important. That'd be awesome :)

  12. Re: AltaVista on Yahoo Puts AltaVista To Death · · Score: 1

    Spellcheck patently sucks - presuming you posted from Chrome ? :p

  13. Re:What happened to the last pandemic? on Modelling Reveals Likely Spread of New H7N9 Avian Flu · · Score: 1

    Maybe one of the medics told them ? You know like Dr. WHO or someone ;)

  14. Re:(YouTube) footage? on Baseball Software Can't Score What Jean Segura Did Friday · · Score: 2

    Had to reply as it reminds me of an old joke: Whar's the difference between rugby and football ? Football is 11 players pretending they're injured, rugby is 15 players pretending they're not. ;)

  15. Nostalgia on Why Are We Still Talking About LucasArts' Old Adventure Games? · · Score: 1

    Nostalgia: It's not as good as it used to be.

  16. Sorry, expect downvotes on Inside Mantis: a 2-Ton Hexapod Robot With a Linux Brain · · Score: 1

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these robot overlords running linux, in Russia, throwing chairs !

  17. RTFA becomes WTFM ? on Indie Horror Film Shows What You Can Do (And Get) For Free · · Score: 1

    It's in the subject line, the comment is redundant but I had to type something ;)

  18. Re:VI VI VI on Evil, Almost Full Vim Implementation In Emacs, Reaches 1.0 · · Score: 1

    Can't mod up past 5, but really this comment score should go up to 11

  19. Robots, space ? on NASA Fires Up Experimental Space Internet For Robot Control · · Score: 3, Funny

    If we're controlling robots from space then I for one welcome our new robotic underlords.

  20. Re:Sorry, no on Why Coding At Fifty May Be Nifty · · Score: 1

    " Doctor, is it true that if I avoid drugs, alcohol, tobacco, fornicaton, exotic foods and run 5 miles a day I will live to 80 ? "
    " No, but it will certainly feel like it ! "
    ;)

  21. Timothy must be sad on Mozilla: Browser Ballot Glitch Cost Us 9m Firefox Downloads · · Score: 3, Funny

    Dupe submissions could easily be avoided if Timothy was happy - causing his brain to produce a level of gamma waves - specifically those linked to consciousness, attention, learning and memory.

  22. Not sure on Empathy Represses Analytic Thought, and Vice Versa · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure about any of this - has it ever been reported before in neuroscience ?

  23. Re:What happened to self-control? on Who's Pirating Game of Thrones, and Why? · · Score: 1

    Hey, I'd pay good money to see dominoes thrown at cats (as long I didn't have to wait a week to see it)

  24. Re:A week? on Who's Pirating Game of Thrones, and Why? · · Score: 1

    Skip all of the attempts to get the show (legally or otherwise) - just get pthisis (27352) to post their rather splendid summary after each episode !

  25. Acronyms on IBM Sells Point-Of-Sale Business To Toshiba · · Score: 1

    IBM: Hi Toshiba, Would you like to buy our POS business ?
    Tosh: Wow, yeah !
    ** money changes hands
    Tosh: This business is a total POS !
    IBM: Haha