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Geocentrists Convene To Discuss How Galileo Was Wrong

rollcall writes "'Galileo Was Wrong' is an inaugural conference to discuss the 'detailed and comprehensive treatment of the scientific evidence supporting Geocentrism, the academic belief that the Earth is immobile in the center of the universe.' The geocentrists argue that 'Scientific evidence available to us within the last 100 years that was not available during Galileo's confrontation shows that the [Catholic] Church's position on the immobility of the Earth is not only scientifically supportable, but it is the most stable model of the universe and the one which best answers all the evidence we see in the cosmos.' I, like many of you, am scratching my head wondering how people still think this way. Unfortunately, there is still a significant minority of Western people who believe that the Earth is the center of the universe: 18% of Americans, 16% of Germans, and 19% of Britons." I hope there is live blogging from the conference.

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  1. Next up on slashdot: by Deathnerd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Committee meets to discuss how light is actually extreme dark.

    1. Re:Next up on slashdot: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      I especially love the fake testimonials at the bottom of the page. Dr. Wilstonshire Oglethorpe XVIII, who has a degree in Super-Advanced Mega Astronomy says: "OMG You were totally right. Bad on us"

    2. Re:Next up on slashdot: by Moryath · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe you need a proper education in darksucker theory.

      Also, the existence of magic smoke.

      And don't forget applied phlebotinum.

  2. ME! by bsDaemon · · Score: 4, Funny

    My mom says I'm the center of the universe.... or is that just the basement?

    1. Re:ME! by pushing-robot · · Score: 5, Funny

      Is there a difference?

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    2. Re:ME! by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 5, Funny

      It's not so much that you're the center, as much as that you've expanded to fill all the available space, so it doesn't make sense to talk about your position in the basement. You are the basement.

    3. Re:ME! by Kjella · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well, I have a bit more belief in the theory of parallel basements than of parallel universes.

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  3. In Soviet Russia... by s0litaire · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...even they know the earth goes round the sun.

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  4. 18% by Spazmania · · Score: 5, Funny

    there is still a significant minority of Western people who believe that the Earth is the center of the universe: 18% of Americans

    In other news, 17% of Americans were found to exhibit a sense of humor when called by pollsters while most of the rest just get upset.

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  5. Re:Scientific evidence.... by mickwd · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought Galileo Darwin had conclusively proved that the Earth evolves around the sun?

  6. They're KINDA right by silverpig · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Earth is pretty much at the center of the observable universe...

  7. Re:Doesn't really matter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Which is one of the flaws in democracy rather than true self-government and is why democracies need to transition to self-government with a tiny government to protect people from force and fraud.

    You're right! Galileo is attempting to subject us all to the gravitational force, and as an American I am against that. My feet stay on the ground because I am bound to this country by patriotism, not because some namby-pamby Eurotrash fraud is trying to force me to. Don't tread on me!

  8. Re:Website Design for Crazy People by captain_dope_pants · · Score: 5, Funny

    Surely you jest - this site shows the beauty that is out there ;)

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  9. Re:Evidence by equex · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'd say that 90% of the world are _convinced_ they believe in some god because they where brainwashed with it from early age. It's simply culturally accepted child molestation of the mind which is harder to prove than physical harm. If there was a law that prohibited people from influencing children with these outrageous ideas, religions would see a rapid decline in membership. It would be hard to convert someone who thought for themselves for 21 years, then to be presented with the idea that there is a man in the sky that designed this world. Religion needs an age of consent.

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  10. Re:Website Design for Crazy People by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Funny

    Surely you jest - this site shows the beauty that is out there ;)

    GOD HATES EPILEPTICS!

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  11. Re:Spurious survey results? by msauve · · Score: 5, Funny

    [quote]I thought Obama was a kenyan muslim...[/quote]
    No, he's a "Keynesian muslim."

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  12. Correction... by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 4, Funny

    Next up on Slashdot 18% of Americans, 16% of Germans, and 19% of Britons hate being asked stupid questions in surveys.