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Geocentrists Convene To Discuss How Galileo Was Wrong

rollcall writes "'Galileo Was Wrong' is an inaugural conference to discuss the 'detailed and comprehensive treatment of the scientific evidence supporting Geocentrism, the academic belief that the Earth is immobile in the center of the universe.' The geocentrists argue that 'Scientific evidence available to us within the last 100 years that was not available during Galileo's confrontation shows that the [Catholic] Church's position on the immobility of the Earth is not only scientifically supportable, but it is the most stable model of the universe and the one which best answers all the evidence we see in the cosmos.' I, like many of you, am scratching my head wondering how people still think this way. Unfortunately, there is still a significant minority of Western people who believe that the Earth is the center of the universe: 18% of Americans, 16% of Germans, and 19% of Britons." I hope there is live blogging from the conference.

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  1. Next up on slashdot: by Deathnerd · · Score: 5, Funny

    Committee meets to discuss how light is actually extreme dark.

  2. Doesn't really matter... by Darkness404 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Unfortunately, there is still a significant minority of Western people who believe that the Earth is the center of the universe: 18% of Americans, 16% of Germans, and 19% of Britons."

    ...And assuming that they aren't working in astronomy, there really is no loss.

    If your mechanic thinks that "The Little Mermaid" was a Shakespearean drama, that really doesn't affect his ability to fix your car. Same with this.

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    1. Re:Doesn't really matter... by catbutt · · Score: 5, Insightful

      As long as he doesn't have the right to vote.

    2. Re:Doesn't really matter... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...Which is one of the flaws in democracy rather than true self-government and is why democracies need to transition to self-government with a tiny government to protect people from force and fraud.

      You're right! Galileo is attempting to subject us all to the gravitational force, and as an American I am against that. My feet stay on the ground because I am bound to this country by patriotism, not because some namby-pamby Eurotrash fraud is trying to force me to. Don't tread on me!

    3. Re:Doesn't really matter... by Man+On+Pink+Corner · · Score: 5, Insightful

      ...And assuming that they aren't working in astronomy, there really is no loss.

      "No loss?" What a monstrously stupid statement.

      This kind of ignorance may be "no loss" to society until it becomes widespread enough to perpetuate itself... which is exactly what happens when these people vote. Then, we'll end up having to "teach the controversy" of heliocentrism in the schools.

      Have you ever seen Idiocracy?

    4. Re:Doesn't really matter... by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      [Sherlock Holme's] ignorance was as remarkable as his knowledge. Of contemporary literature, philosophy and politics he appeared to know next to nothing. Upon my quoting Thomas Carlyle, he inquired in the naivest way who he might be and what he had done. My surprise reached a climax, however, when I found incidentally that he was ignorant of the Copernican Theory and of the composition of the Solar System. That any civilized human being in this nineteenth century should not be aware that the earth travelled round the sun appeared to be to me such an extraordinary fact that I could hardly realize it.

      "You appear to be astonished," he said, smiling at my expression of surprise. "Now that I do know it I shall do my best to forget it."

      "To forget it!"

      "You see," he explained, "I consider that a man's brain originally is like a little empty attic, and you have to stock it with such furniture as you choose. A fool takes in all the lumber of every sort that he comes across, so that the knowledge which might be useful to him gets crowded out, or at best is jumbled up with a lot of other things so that he has a difficulty in laying his hands upon it. Now the skilful workman is very careful indeed as to what he takes into his brain-attic. He will have nothing but the tools which may help him in doing his work, but of these he has a large assortment, and all in the most perfect order. It is a mistake to think that that little room has elastic walls and can distend to any extent. Depend upon it there comes a time when for every addition of knowledge you forget something that you knew before. It is of the highest importance, therefore, not to have useless facts elbowing out the useful ones."

      "But the Solar System!" I protested.

      "What the deuce is it to me?" he interrupted impatiently; "you say that we go round the sun. If we went round the moon it would not make a pennyworth of difference to me or to my work."

      --- A. C. Doyle, A Study in Scarlet

    5. Re:Doesn't really matter... by Ironchew · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Or...maybe things won't be all nice and peachy like that.
      Doing away with social security? Seriously? Investing and saving wisely does nothing for you when the financial system collapses.
      Let me know when the private space industry has a space station that they're sending people to on a regular basis.
      You basically did nothing to support your statement about education. I could just as easily say education would be less productive and more inefficient using private schools. (This "efficiency" factor you're talking about: is it efficient in a purely profit-driven sense, or efficient for the public good?)
      Excessive taxation is the only thing keeping us from donating more to charities? Most people won't give a shit, and besides, there's no organized effort among *all* charities to take political action against a political problem. Let me know when the Labor Movement will be handed to us by charities...
      Speaking of which, protecting citizens from force and prosecuting lawbreakers I can understand, but contract enforcement? Why would you possibly want government to enforce contracts between two private organizations? I thought they would have figured it out between themselves with their whole "self-governance" thing. Oh, maybe it's because you want contracts to be law? I've seen enough shitty EULAs in my life to be glad that isn't the case.
      You're right, it isn't anarchy. It sounds more like a corporatist police state.

    6. Re:Doesn't really matter... by GreatBunzinni · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm not an american nor I ever set foot in it but even I know that you grossly failed to provide an accurate quote of that statement. I don't know if you did that intentionally in order to try to deceive anyone or if you just so happen to be just an ignorant fool that had enough memory to write that quote without checking it first. Either way, here is the correct quote:

      from Pelosi Remarks at the 2010 Legislative Conference for National Association of Counties

      But we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it, away from the fog of the controversy.

      If you just happened not to get that quote, the meaning behind what your Speaker said was that the american people would only be able to trully understand what that bill meant when all the "fog of the controversy", which is a reference to all the FUD and propaganda which was thrown at the bill, subsided. That statement does not, by no mean, means "you only get to see the rules after we implement it". It means "there was so much crap thrown at it that you will only be able to view it objectively after it passes, after the FUD attacks have ceassed".

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  3. 18% by Spazmania · · Score: 5, Funny

    there is still a significant minority of Western people who believe that the Earth is the center of the universe: 18% of Americans

    In other news, 17% of Americans were found to exhibit a sense of humor when called by pollsters while most of the rest just get upset.

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  4. Website Design for Crazy People by Arcady13 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why do the websites of lunatics always seem to be based on the same template from some horribly awful site made for Mosaic in 1995? Does crazy dictate design? Or does each wackjob just copy the code from the previous wackjob? Or maybe these sites are all made by the same escapee from the insane asylum? Maybe they are still in the asylum, and the computer in there is running Windows 3 on a dialup modem?

    1. Re:Website Design for Crazy People by captain_dope_pants · · Score: 5, Funny

      Surely you jest - this site shows the beauty that is out there ;)

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    2. Re:Website Design for Crazy People by Nemyst · · Score: 5, Informative

      Half of the site is one giant image, no site navigation, barely any styling, hardcoded CSS in the tags, Windows-only typefaces... Oh, and a meta tag saying it's built with FrontPage. And an @aol.com address.

      This may not be Mosaic, but I'm sure they were taken aback when GeoCities folded and they had to move.

  5. Re:Scientific evidence.... by mickwd · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought Galileo Darwin had conclusively proved that the Earth evolves around the sun?

  6. Re:ME! by pushing-robot · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is there a difference?

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  7. Re:ME! by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not so much that you're the center, as much as that you've expanded to fill all the available space, so it doesn't make sense to talk about your position in the basement. You are the basement.

  8. Re:Relativity Says It can be. by danielrendall · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No it doesn't. The Earth is rotating and this may be demonstrated by experiment, ergo it cannot be said to be at rest. You can argue that one inertial frame of reference is as good as any other, but the Earth is not an inertial frame.

  9. It's really a moot question by Fished · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's no preferred point of reference, so you could just as well say that the Sun revolves around the Earth as vice versa. It's not like the Sun is a fixed immovable point around which everything revolves either, at least once you get beyond the solar system. Nor is there any other single fixed immovable point. You can pick any fixed immovable point you like and construct a model to match it. (The big problem with a geocentric model is retrograde motion--that is, the planets appear to go backwards from time to time.) The thing is that it's a lot simpler to look at it from the point of view that that the Earth goes around the Sun--both conceptually and mathematically, which is why astronomers do so when they are looking at the solar system. But it is possible to construct a description of the universe in which the opposite is true that is consistent, just damned inconvenient and not very useful.

    So, in that limited since, Aristotle was as right as Galileo. Galileo just happens to be more useful.

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  10. They're KINDA right by silverpig · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Earth is pretty much at the center of the observable universe...

  11. Re:In Soviet Russia... by Haeleth · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Yes, truly religion is the root of all ignorance, and -- thanks to its staunch atheism -- Soviet Russia was a scientific paradise.

    Oh, wait ...

  12. Web site tense is wrong by David+Greene · · Score: 5, Informative

    The summary should read:

    Catholic] Church's historical position on the immobility of the Earth was not only scientifically supportable, but it was the most stable model of the universe

    The Roman Catholic Church long ago accepted our current scientific understanding of the organization of celestial bodies.

    Oh, and evolution through natural selection as well.

    And one of its greatest thinkers believed that reason and faith were both equally valid ways to truth and not in conflict at all.

    These nuts are in no way affiliated with official Roman Catholic Church positions. So let's just halt the Church bashing before we begin, ok?

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  13. Re:Evidence by Coolfish · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I think it's far fewer than 90% actually "believe" in deities, rather a good chunk of them profess belief in deities - that is, they say that they do to fit in.
    When pressed on the details of their beliefs, I think that only a few people will actually say that yes, they truly believe in transubstantiation (after that
    term is defined for them, after all I've talked with a lot of people who claim to be catholic who have no idea what that meant), or that jesus was of virgin birth, or any other number of ridiculous notions in any of the current day mythology texts.

    Not surprisingly, people get quite defensive when you do actually ask them about this stuff - and often resort to the "well, a lot of it is just stories, but I do believe in the CORE stuff" response, leaving to question what is actually core to a mythology. Dan Dennett wrote a great book about this stuff, Breaking the Spell, worth the read!

  14. Re:Spurious survey results? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    If you gave me a survey with questions like that, I'd claim to be a Republican and tell them I thought Obama was a kenyan muslim who worshiped Stalin and wanted to make America a sharia-communist country. Especially if they conducted it over the phone and irritated me. What people believe and what they claim on surveys are entirely different things.

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  15. Re:In "believe anything written down" land by bieber · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Loosely," of course, meaning "blatantly ignoring context and treating obvious similes and metaphors as literal statements of fact." I suppose the author would also assume that any poet or author through the centuries who has ever used the phrase "ends of the earth" also believes in their heart that the earth is not spherical?

  16. Re:In "believe anything written down" land by ceoyoyo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That would be insightful, except for the fact that there are a large number of people who "blatantly ignore context and treat obvious similes and metaphors as literal statements of fact" in other parts of the bible as well.

  17. Re:ME! by Kjella · · Score: 5, Funny

    Well, I have a bit more belief in the theory of parallel basements than of parallel universes.

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  18. Re:Spurious survey results? by msauve · · Score: 5, Funny

    [quote]I thought Obama was a kenyan muslim...[/quote]
    No, he's a "Keynesian muslim."

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  19. Re:In Soviet Russia... by chrb · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Fair enough, but then I don't see why atheism (as practiced in OT discussions on countless bulletin boards, if you prefer) shouldn't qualify as a "religion" as well.

    Religion: a strong belief in a supernatural power or powers that control human destiny

    Atheism: a lack of belief in the existence of God or gods

    These are contradictory - you can't believe in gods and at the same time lack belief in gods. Hence atheism is not a religion.

  20. Re:I am not surprised. by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Most of modern science is the result of hundreds of years of research by people who were religious to some extent.

    Yes, because people had less of an understanding back in the day of how stuff actually works. Being religious was also compulsory in those days. Bach, one of my favorite composers, glorified god in his music while he was fooling around with maidens in wine cellars and beating up his musicians in street fights.

    Anyway, back to your point. Religion is stifling "modern science" rather than advancing it forward. We all know what happened to Persia after Islam, and about Europe in the dark ages, etc. I think it's safe to say that the world as a whole would be much more advanced if magical thinking was abolished somewhere in its history.

  21. Re:I am not surprised. by fractoid · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If we're picking our axioms, then why can't we choose to believe in a universe which operates on a universal set of rules unless its workings are altered on a case-by-case basis by some being existing outside of those rules? That would sort out the inconsistency - you can get general rules like gravity, electromagnetism etc. but also leave room for "acts of god" which may not be subject to such rules.

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  22. Re:I am not surprised. by Bodrius · · Score: 5, Insightful

    You mean the dark ages where fear of heresy stifled secular innovation, or the dark ages where the core of hellenic, roman and islamic learning was preserver in monasteries while the kernels of the renaissance and the core of modern thinking and the scientific method was born between the rabbinical, islamic and christian scholars of the convivencia,?

    By your tone, I'm not so sure 'we all know what happened to Europe in the dark ages' - one thing I know is that the foundations of *non-magical thinking* were preserved by the clerical population, not the secular one. Any reasoned study of the Inquisition (the catholic institution, not the spanish one under secular authorities) would be a good exposition of how the simplistic is the idea that removing religious authority out of the picture would suddenly make intellectual advancement flourish.

    I say this not as a 'believer' but as someone who divorced himself from a religious tradition for very similar naive intellectual pride - only to rediscover later that much of the scientific and philosophical heritage that I so prized was due to the intellectual traditions that were preserved, cultivated and brought unto the world by brilliant scholars from religious traditions and dispositions.

    You can disagree with them all you want (for what's it's worth, I do), but if you feel "it's safe to say the world as a whole would be more advanced" if they had not been there, I'd have to say you have a poor understanding of history.

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  23. Re:I am not surprised. by Cabriel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Religion is not stifling science. Idiots are. It just so happens that some (maybe even many) of them happen to also be religious.

    Actually, no. I don't think even the idiots are because science is still advancing faster than they can attack it. I mean, more than 80% of people know better. Assertions to the contrary aside, I am not of the belief that we need to worry about the remaining ones.

  24. Re:I am not surprised. by wienerschnizzel · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Erm, if there was no religion, there would be no need to hide some selected intellectual works in monasteries.

    If there was no religion the Library of Alexandria would still be standing.

    The poor understanding of history is on your side. We know a lot about what kind of works were lost during the dark ages from the references to the documents that don't exist anymore. We know that there were works in which scholars argued that stars are like the sun, but very far away. We know that there were other Homeric books around. We know of the lost works of Eratosthenes, Aristarchus, Aristophanes and many more. You can read the handful of their works that survived - and they are works of genius - and wonder how much brilliance was lost.

    The dark ages we are talking about are not to be praised by how works were preserved, but condemned for how many books were lost and destroyed. Go read your Name of the Rose again because that is the true picture of the ages.