Lawyer Smokes Pages From the Koran and Bible
Daehenoc writes "Thanks to a lawyer in Brisbane, Queensland, Australia, we now know that the Bible makes a better smoke than the Koran. From the article: 'In the clip, titled "Bible or Koran - which burns best?", the professed atheist says burning religious books is no big deal and people need to get over it. "It's just a f---ing book," he says. "Who cares? It's your beliefs that matter. Quite frankly, if you are going to get upset about a book, you're taking life way too seriously."'
Who started singing Iron Maiden's "Holy Smoke" after reading this?
Holy smokes!
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"He defended the stunt, saying basic freedoms, such as freedom of speech, should not be threatened simply because someone might be offended."
Yet another person doesn't understand freedom of speech.
He's perfectly free to say it. But he has to deal with the consequences. The government isn't saying a word about it. It's his peers and employer that are upset. And he'll face their wrath, as it should be.
Do I think he should be fired? No. What he did was thoughtless and inconsiderate, but it wasn't illegal and it wasn't on behalf of the school.
"If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you." - DM
I shall erase your social whatever number from our government database. It's just a f---ing entry in our database. No big deal.
In soviet Russia, God creates you!
It's always been the symbolism. I could wipe my ass with either book, and someone would get offended. It's just paper...
The thing is, if people are willing to believe in the whacked out nonsense contained in either book, why would anyone ever believe people wouldn't get pissed about burning them?
take that green pieces of paper and burn it. Is just a f---in piece of paper, who cares? Is your belief that have a value what matters. Quite frankly, if you are going to get upset about a bunch of money, you're taking life way too seriously.
I had thought that burning books of any kind was in poor taste, but I guess it doesn't really matter if the books are still in print ...
I came here from my RSS feed, but for some reason, it's not showing up on my main page. Yes, I have Idle enabled. Anyone else have that happening?
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster would have won the smoke contest. In fact, his noodlines aproves the use of the gospel as smoking paper.
Being a Christian myself (a relatively logical one, as well), here's my point of view.
He bought it, it's his book, so he's free to burn it. I personally would never burn a Bible, and I don't like even the idea of Bibles being burned, but as long as he's doing it to his own property, he's free to. To me, it's the words that matter, not the paper. As long as I have the words, he can burn as much paper as he's willing to buy. I can disagree with him, but that's all I can do. No more.
He's right in that "it's just a book.. get over it". However, I do hope he's not doing it with the purpose of taunting, because I would view that as malicious. If he wants to burn books because it makes him feel good, that's fine. It's doing it with the sole purpose of mocking others that creates an issue. I wouldn't do that to a Muslim's Koran, despite how much I disagree with them.
No, there is no "-1 I'LL NEVER ADMIT BEING WRONG!!!" mod.
HEMP!
I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed, debriefed or numbered. My life is my own.
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First off, it's poor taste to burn books in general. More importantly is the context. This guy is just a narrow-minded jerk. I guess if it doesn't upset HIM, it's no big deal? The problem for me is that most burning of religious texts is done out of hate and spite. They are done to threaten a religious group and demonstrate a hostility that goes beyond what I find acceptable.
While people are still reading dead tree books...
Wonder what are people attitudes toward (oops) deleting a holy e-book?
Do you use permanent delete, so it does not land in a trash can/recycle bin?
What is an attitude towards burning of a usb drive with a holly e-book?
From all the bibles, the best is Russian Orthodox, as they print on really thin paper.
Just some knowledge from my study years :)
It's made out of that cheapy paper so it burns easily.
I care not for your karma and your mod points.
Before the printing press, the duplication of data was a tedious, expensive and error-prone process. Burning books represented the destruction of knowledge. Countless volumes of data have been lost to all time at the hand of ancient book burnings. Today, we look back on every book burning as an act of ignorance. While I agree with the bulk of the comments that state, "who cares, it's just a book", I still feel upset when I see people exercising their right to destroy their own property (and whatever permanent knowledge it contained) even though I know there are an infinite number of copies of that knowledge now contained in digital media.
I just hope we don't reach a time where the mass-destruction of knowledge becomes possible again.
"burning religious books is no big deal and people need to get over it."
If it's "no big deal," there was no reason to do it to begin with. There are cheaper ways to get rolling paper.
Rather, to him it is a big deal: it's a pulpit on which to stand and say "It's no big deal."
There's no way to be "christian" and be "logical" at the same time. Christianity (and most other religions) by definition requires you to suspend logic and believe in the outdated mythology written by unwashed, barely literate savages approximately 1900 years ago (50 years _after_ the death of Christ), and since then creatively rewritten a few times to suit head honchos of the various sects. You believe in something you, again by definition, can't observe or confirm the existence of. That pretty much destroys your claim at possessing "logic".
The ten commandments, and similar passages in the koran, specifically prohibit the worship of material things via the "Thou Shall Not Make False Idols" commandment. Worshiping the bible, or the crucifix or the koran is not only stupid, its hypocritical by its own standards.
Sometimes, it's a good idea to read someone's complete post before replying ...
Ooh, what a burn! I tried that, though, and this bit threw me for a loop...
"i do not think most people even realize that we actually do not even have a little freedom of speech."
Dang, tough one to untangle. I guess he's saying that Canada doesn't have freedom of speech, after all? If wisnoskij's point is that Canadians have freedom of speech (except not) then I think Dishevel is quite right to say that this isn't freedom of speech at all...
Bow-ties are cool.
Nothing is accomplished here, folks. It's equally insensitive to be burning a book valued highly by certain individuals as it is to be fiercely objecting to people burning them as an absurd violation of their own views.
And later in the day after he finished his first oral argument, the judge asked him "what have you been smoking?"
"What weights more: the Bible or the Bhagavad-Gita? Well worldy scholars and scientists have known for quite some time that the Bible outweighs the Bhagavad-Gita here by a pound to a pound and a half sometimes, outweighs the Talmud sometimes by three to four pounds, outweighs that mighty Koran sometimes by five to ten pounds. You think about that." -Mark
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Results:
Bible: Mellow flavor with hints of Frankincense and Myrrh, with a rich oak finish reminiscent of a witch burning.
Koran: Mellow, earthy tones of camel, with smokey hints of burning tires and Semtex.
Russian Orthodox Bible: Rich smoke with strong Orwellian undertones and pronounced earthy and woody notes.
Knowing Google's lust for data collection, the Soviet Union is still alive and well inside the psyche of Sergey Brin....
In many places in the USA, you CAN be fired for what you choose to do on your own time. You can be fired for just about anything. It's called At-will employment. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/At-will_employment
Someone in the comments here said that bibles were printed on 'cheapy' paper. Actually that bible stock is not cheaper than other kinds of paper. Because paper costs are very much decided by weight a thin stock like that used in a bible might seem to be cheaper but considering the book itself is thousands of pages long it is relative. Also that bible stock is usually very strong despite its thinness compared to other forms of paper because bibles are generally seen as books which must last a long time and possibly endure daily use and abuse by Bible thumpers and God Botherers.
Personally, I'm against any book burning regardless of the subject matter. Sure, I might really feel like burning some Dan Brown novels (because they are poorly written rubbish!), but I never would. I think it is simply wrong. I think there are some past events in history that teach us as much.
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How is a common print run of the Bible and the Koran, found in any hotel room, a religious artifact? The administrators must be smoking something even holier.
The only possible interpretation of any research whatever in the 'social sciences' is: some do, some don't
He's perfectly free to say it. But he has to deal with the consequences. The government isn't saying a word about it. It's his peers and employer that are upset. And he'll face their wrath, as it should be.
He is an atheist. To an atheist, the Quran and the Bible are not holy and opposition to them is a moral duty because of the harm they have caused. Therefore, his actions are not just free speech, they are protected religious expression, making discrimination against him based on his actions illegal (Australia also has non-discrimination rules). (Furthermore, QUT seems to be a public university.)
What he did was thoughtless and inconsiderate,
Many religious offend each other; people are trying to sweep that under the rug and pretend it doesn't exist but that doesn't change the facts. To a Christian, Mohammed must logically have been an impostor and the Quran fake. To a Muslim, the holy trinity and the divinity of Jesus are fake and the Bible is corrupt. And both religions (and others) get away with heaping vitriol, lies, and committing highly offensive acts against atheists (and homosexuals, and others) who don't fit into their narrow world view, all under the cover of religious freedom and religious non-discrimination.
Freedom of religion and non-discrimination laws against religion have to protect you even if you offend other religions because offending other religions is pretty much inevitable. And atheism, for these purposes, is a religion.
A more common use for Bibles and Qurans is for people to get money and power quickly by becoming preachers. Most commonly, this is then accomplished by preaching hatred and discrimination against a bunch of common minorities: atheists, homosexuals, "fornicators". And these people have their hate speech protected under freedom of religion and non-discrimination clauses.
"It is a virtual slap in the face" turn the other cheek then
However, I do hope he's not doing it with the purpose of taunting, because I would view that as malicious.
And why do you hope that? To many atheists, Christianity and Islam are intrinsically morally wrong and evil and therefore to be opposed. One aspect of that is expressing that the "holy" books are neither true nor deserve special reverence. Of course, such a burning is supposed to get your attention and it is supposed to make you think.
Religions are the same way. Conservative Christians often preach in highly offensive ways against atheists and "desecrate" things that to atheists are objects of reverence. Conservative Muslims go as far as advocating and requiring the death penalty for atheism; how much more "malicious" can you get? And both religions do that in part because they consider it their mission to spread their message and recruit atheists into their fold. Well, it works both ways.
Based on polls about religious belief, it's clear that the vast majority of "Christians" (at least in the US and Europe) aren't Christians at all, they believe some tolerant New Age feel-good religion that has little to do with Christianity. (Islam seems to be the same way, but there is less data.) That's nice as far as it goes, and atheists generally don't have a problem with those kinds of pseudo-Christians.
But the religions and beliefs that the terms "Christianity" and "Islam" actually represent, are nowhere near as tolerant: the proselytize to convert atheists, they condemn atheism as immoral, and they often even call for atheism to be restricted or punished by law. Of course, atheists have a right to speak up against that, and according to atheist beliefs, they also have a moral obligation to speak up.
Proponents of Christianity (and Islam) are trying to be in a position where the vast crowds of moderate, tolerant people who use the names of those religions are used as a kind of "human shields" to deflect justified criticism and opposition to the intolerant and hateful interpretations of those religions. If tolerant Christians and Muslims don't want to be criticized by atheists, they need to come up with a way of referring to themselves that is different from the terms that the intolerant and hateful proponents of those religions use. That is not a problem that atheists can solve for these groups.
While working at a major research institute library, the head librarian asked a few of us whether we could burn a book. Any book, for example some Office 95 manual that nobody has checked out since way into the last millennium. There were a few muffled answers, which turned into more of a philosophical question: Would you willingly destroy knowledge (or art, as with the stories of religions), knowing that on one side it would make space for new books which we would otherwise have to pass up, and on the other side someone might turn up, wanting to use it for some purpose we didn't imagine at the time of destroying it?
The real story here is in the reaction from the various religious groups.
Christians: Meh...
Muslims: Kill the infidel!!
You know, Alex Stewart should really take into heart what Phil Plait said and perhaps refrain from being such an ass:
http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/badastronomy/2010/08/17/dont-be-a-dick-part-1-the-video/
I mean, hey, yeah. Stewart had every right to do what he did.
But when people stereotype atheists as hyper-privileged assholes, they'll be using Stewart as an example.
I want to conclude everything very short. There are no values in an atheist life because they live for nothing and die for nothing. This guy is so stupid that he doesn't know what he is doing. By burning the Quran the realities can't be changed. Never measure Quran and Islam according to what is shown to you blind people on the media. The facts in Quran challenges the very tiny knowledge of human being to go inside it and discover the undiscovered.
I guess it is too soon to burn books on Flash. What about Java now it's owned by Orifice?
In a few week he'll be in the news again. It'll be about discovery of his beheaded body. Yeah, unfortunatelly even in 21th century there are people who believe in tales and they think these tales are more valuable than human's life.
What if the Bible had half the pages missing ? What if it was printed in Chinese, or in Braille ? What if it was a Chinese Braille Bible with half the pages missing ? At what point does the symbolic value of the book break down into stupid bullshit ?
Burning a country's flag is not important. It's only a piece of cloth. But it's a piece of cloth which symbolizes beliefs and emotions which are very important to some people, and that's what makes so troublesome (even dangerous) to do so. In fact, in some countries burning their flag can get you in jail.
Burning a Koran (or a Bible, or...) is exactly the same. The book is not important. It's the things it symbolizes what are important. And people can be rightly upset about that, the same as if you are a patriot and somebody burns your flag, the same as if they burn your deceased mother photo. It means disrespect, contempt, even hate.
Saying burning a symbolic book like those is burning a mere book is hypocrisy or blindness at best. People attaches feelings to objects, and gets hurt when those symbols are destroyed.